Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Chapter 998 Downtime II - Paintjobs and What-jobs?!

Chapter 998 Downtime II - Paintjobs and What-jobs?!

With Quinn hearing me say that, she nodded pensively as she understood it from my point of view then she just let out this sigh of sorts while looking at me with pity:

"Ah, fuck. That really sucks. Like really fucking sucks! Well, for you, anyway— OH! You haven't done drag in Mr. Cuervo's games, right?!"

"I haven't, no. And don't look at me like that, it's totally not like you."

"S-Shut up! I can't just offer blowing you all the time but that's it! The next time he holds another major event, we'll race for pink slips and make a fucking killing! We'll split it 100-0 but in a good way!"

"Hah?! How'd that even work?! 100-0?!"

"Yeah! In favor of me, of course!"

"I'm heading back—"

"Huh? C'mon! I'll build you the car and you'll be the one behind the wheel! With each car you win me, that's how many times I'll let you do me no questions asked! See?! Isn't that the best thing in the world? Kinda hot too, if you ask me~"

I rolled my eyes as I glanced at her huge-ass cleavage smeared with a bit of oil, "Aren't I already able to do that for free—"

"YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! Y-You just always catch me a-at the right time, is all…"

"Suuuuure~"

"T-Then what do you want in exchange? Wanna split the cars? Won't they be a pain for transport?"

I had an idea, "How about an engine for a car?"

"Hmm?"

"You know? The one you make that runs completely fine on Ethanol."

"Hah?! I'm already sending a few your way but that doesn't seem fair—"

"Bitch— You get a whole fucking car and I get an engine— What about that doesn't seem fair to you?!"

"Well, you took out the sex from all of it! It just sounds too boring now!"

"We can have sex anytime we want! Why'd you want it to be transactional?"

"It's just r-roleplay, alright?! And we haven't had sex in the Raptor! What gives?!"

"YOU. ARE. IN. THE. TRUCKBED! HOW IN THE WELL COULD WE DO THAT?!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE HUGE DICK! YOU CAN PROBABLY FUCK ME HERE WHILE YOU'RE ON THE 2ND FLOOR—"

Alexa then burst out laughing as she cut in, "Guys! Guys! Stop! I-I'm mixing this paint in a small container and my whole body's shaking from l-laughing! K-Kukuk… Pfft— HAHAHAHA!!!"

In any case, my back and forth with Quinn stopped as I walked over to Alexa's side to check on her—because doing something like an artsy design on a classic car would be difficult to pull off since a dark gray coat with black racing stripes was already painted on Mr. Alvarez's custom GT500.

However, I was plenty surprised about her decision to make a simple pattern on the black stripes themselves that wouldn't steal as much attention but would definitely draw you in to take a closer look once you noticed it.

It was this reverse painting of sorts where she'd just draw the shadows or highlights to make these curvy fleur de lis-like designs pop out from one of the black stripes while making the second stripe have these American-Latino-like symbolism also reverse painted on it.

She already drew the initial design on paper but she'll freestyle all the way to the back, and I think she might be biting off more than she could chew.

"That's a tall order right there…"

"We have all night, right?"

"Need any help?"

"I'll be fine, thank you…"

"You sure?"

"Yep! I work really fast!"

"Okay, just give me a heads-up if you—"

She suddenly glared at me in a cutesy way, "Nuh-uh! How about you? Do you need any help? I can think of a design for you and you can just follow the outline?"

"Ah… I haven't actually thought of one yet but I'll mess around with it until—"

"Then do you want to hear an idea of mine?"

"Shoot."

"I'm thinking off~ Either go the easy route by outlining a dragon of sorts on one side of the car or go all out and do a two-tone! Black-Gray or Black-White like a yin-yang! And we'll go ham with the designs! What do you think?! Oh! OH! Or better yet, we could continue with the outline of the dragon to the side but we'll do sakura leaves on the other, slightly taking the shape of another dragon or something! It's up to you!"

I joked, "Alexa, if you continue giving me great ideas like that I might just drag you in the back of my car and have my way with you—"

But Alexa didn't take it like a joke, "W-W-Wha— R-Right now?! I-I'm— I-I don't look as good like this a-and— b-but I c-could s-suck you off i-if you really want to?"

So, I retracted my previous statement, "I… I was joking… I'm sorry, you're still not used to me doing shit like that but I love the designs you cooked up… However, I think I'm going with the first one because it's gonna be more slick that way. I don't want it to be that out in the open type of thing too so that works perfectly fine."

"Oh… So…"

"Hmm?"

"So… No head?"

"Huh?"

"Y-You know… Like *casually bobs her head up and down while holding her hand up like she had a 9-inch destroyer in it* head?"

I tried my best not to let out a reaction, "M-Maybe later—"

"Pfft… Maybe you're not that used to me doing things like these too, huh? I'm not as prude as you think I am… Well, not after I've had my time with you all… It just opened up a lot of doors… So, anything for you…"

Quinn cackled from the back, "ALEXA! I SHIT YOU NOT YOU'LL FUCKING FIT IN HERE JUST FINE! AFTER YOU HAVE YOUR FUN WITH HIM AND ALL IN HIS OWN DAMN PLACE, I'M STILL GONNA STEAL YOU ONCE IN A WHILE TO DO CUSTOM PAINT JOBS! IT'S EITHER THAT OR I'LL BRING THE CARS TO YOU! GOT IT?!"