Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 410: The Streets Are Full of People Who Live By Unrealistic Dreams!

Chapter 410: The Streets Are Full of People Who Live By Unrealistic Dreams!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 410 The Streets Are Full of People Who Live By Unrealistic Dreams!

"Ah, it relapsed again... so painful..."

After inhaling her snot, Kagura once again lay down in her own bedding. She did not even look at Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi, who had an afro head and a black body.

"That's not the point, right?" Shinpachi complained loudly, "Why did you burn us, Kagura-chan?! And why did you burn me too?! I was not infected at all!"

"I was just a little obsessed with cleanliness," Kagura lied without hesitation.

"Stop lying!" Shinpachi shouted angrily, "And it can't be considered obsessed with cleanliness at all. It should be an attempted murder, right?"

"Oh my, what's wrong?" Otae, carrying a casserole, came out of the door of the room and said with some surprise, "Has Kagura-chan cold also relapsed?"

"Sister, can you pay more attention to our appearances?" Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"But it doesn't matter. I've cooked a lot of egg porridge. Let's eat it together. Everyone will definitely be fine after eating it." Otae revealed a smile.

'Close your eyes! If you close your eyes and pretend to be asleep, there will be no problem at all!' Kawaki closed his eyes tightly and pretended to be asleep.

'I can only learn from Kawaki!' Gintoki made up his mind and then closed his eyes, 'I am sleeping. I am sleeping. I don't know anything. I can't see anything...'

"You can't see me. You can't see me." Kagura buried her head in the quilt and kept muttering something in a low voice, "I am invisible. I am invisible. You can't see me..."

'Are you stupid?!' Kawaki crazily retorted in his mind, 'That method has no effect at all, Kagura! Hurry up and pretend to be asleep! It will be good if you pretend to be asleep! When you are sick, Otae's egg porridge is the same as when you meet a hungry bear outside in the wild!'

(PS: When you encounter a bear in the wild, there is no point in pretending to be dead, so don't believe it. This is just a joke, readers please don't believe it! If you really encounter a bear in the wild and there are no Russians around you, just run away and try to let yourself think of some good memories, such as running under the sunset one day. In this way, maybe you can keep a calm mind when being eaten and it won't be so painful.)

"It will be faster to recover if you eat porridge and then go to bed~" Otae smiled and placed three bowls of porridge on the floor of Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kagura, "Or do you want me to feed you personally?"

...

After being forced to eat a bowl of Otae's special egg porridge, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kagura rolled their eyes and laid back on the bedding. The three of them twitched from time to time, but they had obviously lost consciousness...

Also lying on the bedding was Otae, who probably had her cold relapse while cooking porridge.

"Good. They slept soundly after eating the porridge. It looks like they will be fine after a nap..." Otae, who was wearing a mask, turned to look at Kagura and the other two, who did not know if they were dead or alive, and said with a smile, "In this case, even if it relapses, I feel very relieved..."

"Sister, do you really think the three of them are sleeping?" Shinpachi retorted with an expressionless face.

...

After a while, the three people who drank Otae's egg porridge woke up one after another.

"Ah, I almost crossed Sanzu River..." Gintoki said with lingering fear.

"I'm almost done it too," Kawaki said with lingering fear, "That Old Lady has already served me the porridge. I just took it and was about to drink it in a daze..."

"I saw that baldy's hair follicle waving at me from across the river..." Kagura shivered and said, "It's so scary-aru."

"Sigh..." Gintoki suddenly felt something. After clenching his fist, he lifted the quilt and sat up. He said in shock, "Okay! Is it finally my turn?!"

After saying that,

Gintoki stood up and put on his thick coat. At the same time, he took out Kawaki's wallet from Kawaki's coat pocket lying aside.

"Don't worry guys. It's my turn to take care of you guys this time!" Gintoki crossed his arms and said seriously. Then, he started walking toward the door.

"Hey, that's my wallet, isn't it?" Kawaki squinted his eyes with a look of disdain, "Also, what is that advertisement in your hand? It's obviously a brochure about a new machine from a Pachinko shop, right? Hey! Bastard!"

"Don't worry! I will definitely come back!" Gintoki stopped at the door and turned to give Kawaki a thumbs-up. Then he turned around again and opened the door without looking back.

"Hey, bastard!" Kawaki shouted angrily, but it did not work at all. Gintoki's footsteps were always so firm...

...

An hour later, the door was pulled open again. A snot face Gintoki held Kawaki's empty wallet and walked in.

"I'm back..." After closing the door, Gintoki shouted weakly. Then, he picked up a tissue to the side, blew his nose, and threw the used tissue into the trash can, "It relapsed..."

The furious Kawaki endured the discomfort in his body and instantly got up and kicked Gintoki out of the room along with the door.

"What on earth did you do?! Bastard!" Kawaki cursed angrily, "You went into that Pachinko shop, right?"

...

After putting the door back in place, Shinpachi lowered his head and silently walked to the floor above the crowd, then kneeled down again.

After nearly half a minute of silence, Shinpachi took a deep breath. Then, he narrowed his eyes and looked at the four people in front of him who were still moaning in pain and coughing from time to time. He said expressionlessly,

"At the end of the day...doesn't the result still not change?"

"Ice cream... please, Shinpachi. With that, I will feel better-aru... Cough, cough, cough..."

"Egg porridge with takuan... please, Shinpachi, I will feel better after drinking that, cough, cough, cough..."

"Please, Shinpachi, give me a cold towel. I will feel better with that, cough, cough, cough..."

"You guys..." The veins on Shinpachi's face throbbed as he gritted his teeth and scolded, "Everything was fine just now! Why is it like this again? You guys should stop before you go too far or else your colds will relapse again and again. You guys better remember this clearly!"

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he suddenly heard a soft "crack" sound.

"Eh? Is it because the weather is too cold?" Shinpachi took off his glasses and looked at them, "Sure enough, the quality of glasses that are too cheap is not good. I'd better get better ones next time..."

"Shinpachi-kun!" Kawaki snatched the glasses in Shinpachi's hands and shouted with tears in his eyes, "Hold on, Shinpachi-kun!"

"Don't give up, Shinpachi!" Kagura also shouted at the glasses in Kawaki's hands with tears in her eyes, "A mere virus can't defeat your-aru! Dreams! Human beings live by their dreams! Hurry up and remember your dreams!"

"Yes! Shinpachi! All human beings rely on the support of dreams to survive!" Gintoki shouted with grief, "Never give up! Ryoma Sakamoto once said, [Since we're born as humans, we should have dreams as big as the Pacific Ocean!] Think back quickly! Don't give up even if it's a small dream like 3LDK!"

(3LDK: L for living room, D for dining room, and K for Kitchen. 3LDK means an apartment with three bedrooms, a living room, a dining room, and a kitchen.)

"Shin-chan!" Otae wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "It must be because you took care of us that you got infected with the virus, right? They are right. Hurry up and remember your dream. You must not give up!"

"Is electric shock useful?!" Kawaki glanced at the people present and said with a serious face, "His breathing and heartbeat are about to stop!"

"Send him to the hospital!" Gintoki scolded, "Hurry up! Otherwise, Shinpachi... will die!"

"It should be the Optical Store, Gin-chan!" Kagura retorted while sobbing.

"Shin-chan... I'm sorry..." Otae bit her lower lip and couldn't stop her tears, "It's all because of us..."

"I'm sorry, Shinpachi-kun. It's all our fault..." Kawaki covered his eyes and said with an unbearable expression.

"Shinpachi, we will never forget you-aru," Kagura said as she wiped her tears.

"Idiot, you actually did this for us..." Gintoki looked at the glasses in Kawaki's hands with a gentle gaze, "What a... hopeless big fool..."

"Shinpachi!!" x3

"Shin-chan!" x1

"You guys, that's enough!" Shinpachi, who was standing behind the crowd, couldn't bear it anymore and roared. He then kicks Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kagura's head into the floor, "That's not Shinpachi at all! Shinpachi is still living here! By the way, why is my dream only a 3LDK?! Don't underestimate me!"

After saying that, Shinpachi looked at his sister, pointed to himself, and said loudly, "Sister! Shin-chan is here! The one over there is just an eyeglass that cracked due to poor quality! Shin-chan is still alive and well here!"

"Shinpachi-kun..." Kawaki pulled his head out of the floor and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes. He looked at the glasses in his hand with a gentle expression, "Great, he hasn't died yet. He can still be saved..."

"Then, without further ado, go quickly. Go while there is still hope." Gintoki stood up and patted Kawaki on the shoulder. He said softly, "Go to the hospital as soon as possible."

"No, Gin-chan. It should be the Optical Store-aru." Kagura stood up and shook her head gently.

"Leave it to me." As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Otae who was at the side, and patted his chest, "Although I have not yet recovered from a cold, the current Shinpachi is more important than that kind of thing. Don't worry, Miss Otae. I will bring Shinpachi to Yoshiwara. At least before he dies, I will let him fulfill his dream and leave without regrets."

"Kawaki-san..." Otae wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Then... I will leave it to you."