Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 440: The Biggest Shortcoming of Young People Is Their Lack of Patience!

Chapter 440: The Biggest Shortcoming of Young People Is Their Lack of Patience!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 440 The Biggest Shortcoming of Young People Is Their Lack of Patience!

Kabukicho Amusement Park.

"The Rokkaku Incident was a fight between the extremist Joui Sokai Faction and the Shinsengumi that took place at the Rokkaku Inn two years ago."

Katsura, who was being pulled and teased by several children, wearing a dog costume and holding a sign, explained to Tsukuyo and Kawaki in front of him.

"At that time, the Sokai Faction attempted to create a fire in many places in Edo to distract Bakufu's attention and assassinate the Shogun. However, this plan was stopped before it was implemented. Shinsengumi attacked Rokkaku Inn, which they were lurking in."

"The incident eventually turned into a tragedy with a total of 36 casualties from the Shinsengumi and the Sokai Faction. Because of that incident, the entire Sokai Faction was wiped out while the Shinsengumi only had three victims."

"Even if the situation is urgent, the first division can only temporarily send five members. The first division captain, Okita Sogo, it is not excessive to say that all the killings in Rokkaku Inn were caused by him alone."

"Alright, let's go." Kawaki glanced at Tsukuyo, who was standing to the side, and said, "With so much nonsense, only one sentence is useful."

"Wait!" Katsura hurriedly stopped him, and then he took off his dog head mask. At the same time, he shouted crazily, "It's not Kabukicho Dog, it's Katsura!"

Then, Katsura threatened the little brats who were still surrounding him, which scared the little brats who were teasing him away.

"Wait, Kawaki!" Katsura shouted again. Then he folded his hands and snorted, "I didn't expect that you would be interested in this kind of thing one day. Do you want to change this country with me again? Let me say it in advance, I won't let you join us so easily!"

Just as Katsura finished speaking, he noticed that Kawaki and Tsukuyo had already gone far away.

"Wait wait wait wait! Don't be in a hurry to leave!" Katsura hurriedly rushed forward and shouted again, "The difficulty of the test will be lowered for you! You can write cheat sheets! I will mark out the test range for you in the textbook in advance!"

Kawaki ignored Katsura's chatter and continued to walk forward.

"If it really doesn't work, I can tell you the answer in advance!"

Kawaki still did not answer.

"Can't help it, then, how about directly accepting without taking the exam?"

Kawaki still ignored him.

"Bastard! Don't look down on me too much! My last bargaining chip is here!" Katsura showed a look of reluctance on his face and shouted angrily, "If you join, I will also give you a free seven-day tutoring voucher in the Jouishishi Lecture Hall personally taught by me!"

"That..." Tsukuyo suddenly stopped and turned to glance at Katsura, "After that incident, what happened to Rokkaku Inn?"

"Could it be that Tsukuyo-dono also wants to join us?!" Katsura said in surprise.

"Um, Tsukki." Kawaki lowered his head and sighed, "Why do you have to ask this guy? Can't you just use Hyakka's intelligence network? I listened to him chattering here for a long time, but he only said a few useful words in the end... After listening to too much nonsense, your head will become the same as Zura's."

"It's not Zura; it's Katsura!" Katsura corrected him, then cupped his hands and laughed a few times, "Kawaki, did you finally realize it? From the past, I was the smartest reason among you!"

"No, your head has been fixed since the day you were born."

"That's right! I was born smart!" Katsura nodded and said.

"No, I mean, from the day you were born, your head has been hopeless." Kawaki corrected him with an expressionless face.

"You're right. If this country didn't have my brain, it would be hopeless." Katsura sighed and shook his head.

"No, your brain is not important to this country at all. It is better to say that without you, this country will at least have one less uncle who always eats without paying for his meal. To this country, this is your greatest significance."

"What?!" Katsura looked at Kawaki with a touched face. He hugged Kawaki with tears and cried, "Do you also think that my existence has a great significance to this country?! I'm so touched! Kawaki!"

"Hey, why do you only pick the words you like?" A vein popped up on Kawaki's face, and then he began to push Katsura, "And you're so dirty! Let go of me! Snot... You bastard, you dare to rub your nose on my shoulder Are you ready to die, bastard!"

"Kawaki! Don't worry. For me, your significance to this country is also very important! Please don't undervalue yourself!" Katsura cried again, "Although it is only one percent of mine, it is enough!"

"Do you believe that I will kill you right now?" Kawaki complained expressionlessly while pushing Katsura away, "What is one percent? Your one percent is not even as good as trash, right? Bastard."

"Hey, stop for a moment you two," Tsukuyo interrupted, "Hyakka is still responsible for Yoshiwara's affairs today, so it's more cost-effective to ask him directly."

With that, Tsukuyo looked at Katsura again and asked again, "After that incident, how was Rokkaku Inn?"

"It was said that it was temporarily handed over to Muneharu's wife and his daughter who had escaped a calamity." Katsura wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then looked at Tsukuyo and replied, "But because there was a killing incident at the Inn. The number of customers decreased, and it closed down a year ago. Perhaps it was because of overwork that wife soon..."

Looking at the flash of sympathy in Katsura's eyes, Kawaki squinted his eyes and said with a speechless face, "Um, when you talked about that wife, your expression was a bit abnormal. Could it be that... you, toward that widow..."

"There has to be a limit to joking! You little bastard!" Katsura instantly glared with red eyes and saliva flying everywhere as he scolded, "The one I liked was never the widow! It was NTR! Please remember it clearly!"

"Is your brain really okay?" The corners of Kawaki's eyes twitched as he complained, "How can you let others clearly remember your hobbies? Why are you so excited? Could it be that you really took action..."

"Shut up! I will really be angry if you insult a real Samurai again!" Katsura cursed loudly with blue veins popping out.

"No, a real Samurai won't like NTR." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, "A real Samurai won't eat without paying."

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and said to Tsukuyo beside him, "Let's go." Then, he left without looking back. Tsukuyo did not stay any longer and left with Kawaki side by side.

"Wait! The two of you! The time for classes to start next Monday night is eight o'clock! The location is in Akihabara! Remember it well!" Katsura shouted at the two of them.

...

On the other side, Kagura and Kirie, who were holding an umbrella, stood in front of Rokkaku Inn, which was under construction.

"As you can see," Kirie lowered her head and said with a little disappointment, "I have nothing left. Father..."

As she spoke, Kirie remembered the man who taught her gently and carefully, [For those who run Inn, sincerity is the most important thing. You must stand in the customer's shoes, compare their feelings with your own, and sincerely hold a sincere heart to receive guests. However, I have something more important than that. That is your mother and you. As long as it is for you guys, I will do whatever it takes...] her father said.

"...Father is always very gentle. He has always treated Mother and me very well." As she spoke, Kirie covered her face and sobbed, "I have already lost my father and mother, and I have no home to go back to. It was him... that man who took everything from me. Then... he actually forgot all those things... I will never forgive him! I will never forgive that man!"

After hearing about Kirie's past and seeing Kirie's pitiful appearance, Kagura really wanted to comfort her, but she didn't know what to say. She just stood at the side and watched quietly.

...

In the Jojoen Yakiniku Restaurant, a silver-haired wavy hair and a glasses-wearing human skin sat face to face at a certain booth.

The two of them lowered their heads and did not speak. This strange atmosphere had already lasted for two minutes.

"Gin-san..." Shinpachi lowered his head and muttered, "Sure enough, I..."

"Shinpachi," Gintoki shook his head and said softly, "I know you are in pain, but..."

"I really can't bear it anymore!" Shinpachi raised his head and looked excitedly at the beef tenderloin on the iron plate in front of him, "Is it not done yet? Ah, I really want to eat! I really can't stand it anymore! Gin-san! Can I eat it?! Can I eat it?"

"No!" Gintoki said sternly, "Just wait a few more minutes! Just wait a few more minutes! Hold on, Shinpachi!"

"But... I really can't take it anymore," Shinpachi sniffed, "This smell, this kind of sound, how do you expect me to endure it!"

"That won't do! You have to endure it! Young people's biggest weakness is their lack of patience! Put down your chopsticks! It's not time yet!"

"But... Gin-san..."

"No matter what, I can't watch you go astray! People who have no patience when eating barbecue will also fail when doing other things! Remember this principle clearly!"

"I got it, president!"

...

In the large information room of the Shinsengumi settlement, Sogo stood in front of a neatly arranged bookshelf and was carefully reading a file.

At this moment, Kamiyama, a member of the Shinsengumi first division who looked extremely capable with his thick glasses that looked like the bottom of a bottle and short black hair, came step by step with his head held high and his chest high arriving at Sogo's side.

"Thank you for your hard work, Captain Okita!" Kamiyama stopped and saluted, then continued, "When you return from your patrol, you will immediately go to the information room to study. As expected of Captain! He is proficient in both the pen and the sword. Captain is really a role model for Samurai! I want to chase after Captain for my entire life..."

"You don't have to chase," Sogo replied without raising his head, "It's too annoying. You just turn around and go back in the same way as you did. Just like that, don't come back for the rest of your life..."