Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 491: There Is Actually a Big Gap Between Reality and Stories

Chapter 491: There Is Actually a Big Gap Between Reality and Stories

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 491 There Is Actually a Big Gap Between Reality and Stories

"But later, the younger brother was deprived of his surname and kicked out of the capital because of this incident!" a Shirino shouted angrily.

"Hey, Douman, expel this guy from family," Kawaki looked at Douman and suggested, "This kind of person who only has paste left in his brain should be thrown away early. This one is completely useless. Let him drink two liters of soy sauce and let him die early."

"You bastard!" This Shirino stood up and cursed.

"Hey, listen to me when I'm talking. If you keep swearing like this, I'll personally send you to that world, bastard." Kawaki glanced at the Shirino indifferently. "In short, looking at the whole incident, no one is at fault except the younger brother and Antenmaru, who lured the younger brother into darkness. In the end, the younger brother's descendants even held a grudge because of a sh*tty reason that their status and surname were stripped away against the clan established by the elder brother's son for a thousand years. Are you idiots?"

"Indeed, looking at the whole incident, no one was wrong. The wrong one was the younger brother, who fell into darkness because of jealousy." Douman shook his head and sighed, "In the end, the Shirino family established by the younger brother's descendants only remembered that they were deprived of their status and surname because of the actions of the elder brother's son and ignored the right and wrong of the entire incident. In the end, there was no change. The only thing that the Shirino clan inherited was the jealousy of the younger brother..."

As he spoke, Douman turned to look at the group of Shirino Onmyoji behind him and said sternly, "Just admit it! You... no, it's our jealousy! The jealousy that you are not your brother's son! The twisted jealousy that you are not the righteous party! Everyone should understand in their hearts, right?! Why can't you face your own heart at this time?"

Hearing this, the Shirino Onmyoji lowered their heads simultaneously, and no one said anything.

"Why do I feel like you suddenly became enlightened?" Kawaki silently ridiculed.

"Seimei, it has been too long." Douman looked at Seimei beside him, "A thousand years is really too long. Perhaps there is no better opportunity than now. The opportunity for Ketsuno and Shirino to gather together again. Do you remember Seimei? When we were young, we made a promise. The time when Ketsuno and Shirino became friends..."

"Douman..." Seimei seemed to still not believe that these words came from Douman's mouth, and unconsciously opened his eyes and looked at Douman blankly.

"And then..." Douman suddenly looked at Kawaki with excitement, "The matter between our two families has been resolved. Can you tell me now? How to get back together with Crystel and how to get closer to each other!"

"This person is incredible," Kawaki pointed at Douman and looked at Kagura and Gedoumaru, "Those words he just said were all for women."

"Ahem, Student Douman, don't worry about that." Kawaki cleared his throat and looked at Douman again, "I already find you two excellent love teachers."

"Where?" Douman seemed to be excited, "Where is the teacher?"

"Don't worry, I've already contacted them. They'll be here in a while." Kawaki said, waving his hand, "Two teachers who are very persistent in love."

"That..." A Shirino suddenly raised his hand and said weakly, "I still have some objections."

"Ah, go ahead." Kawaki nodded and gestured for him to continue.

"We admit that it was the younger brother's fault, but it wasn't only the younger brother who was wrong, right?" The Shirino pointed at the Antenmaru to the side as he spoke, "It's also the fault of Antenmaru who bewitched the younger brother, right? If it were just pure jealousy but not bewitched by Antenmaru, the younger brother wouldn't have fallen into that kind of darkness, right?"

"That's right! It's all Antenmaru's fault!"

"Ketsuno Seimei, since the two families have already made up, let's kill Antenmaru together now! If you work together with our leader, we will definitely be able to do it!"

All of the Shirino Onmyoji were instantly motivated and all of them rubbed their hands together and looked at Antenmaru.

"Well, that big guy over there, the next half of the class has begun," Kawaki warned, "Otherwise, if you really get killed by them, I won't care."

"That's exactly what I want! Come on!" Antenmaru stood up and roared.

"Sit down." Kawaki held his forehead and said helplessly.

"Oh." After responding, Antenmaru sat down honestly.

"Looking at you, you must have forgotten all your stories. There's no other way, so let me help you remember everything about you." After sighing, Kawaki slowly spoke to the crowd, "This is a story that is a thousand years older than yours. Everyone, listen carefully. A long, long time ago..."

"In the countryside near the capital, an honest man relied on farming for a living. He had a wife and three children. Although the family was not rich, they did not have to worry about food and clothing, but... That year's drought was really too long. It was so long that there was no harvest in the field. It was so long that the remaining food in the house was eaten clean. It was so long that the wife in the family starved to death along with the two of the three children... In the end, even the man starved to death..."

"After that, an evil demon god called Antenmaru was born. It had no other ability except to move clouds and make rain. Several years passed. The child that was lucky to survive had also become an adult and had three children. The family still relied on farming to survive. However, it may be heaven's will. There was a great drought near the capital that year, and no rain fell for several months...

"Just as he was lamenting that he had to suffer the same fate as his father, the rain... rain that was enough to save crops in the land fell. The rain continued for many days, but the rain suddenly stopped one day. Then came the continuous severe drought, and the crops finally saved by the rain were once again..."

"The family may not know until they starved to death, but in the capital, the two brothers who stopped the rain are cheering because they defeated the rain demon Antenmaru and gained status and surname. Do you understand now? This is your grudge against Antenmaru, who keeps raining down to prevent his descendants from suffering the same fate as him. This is all the truth..."

"I... I remember now..."

Antenmaru size shrank bit by bit. The black gas on his body dissipated bit by bit until it finally turned into the appearance of an honest and simple man with a crew cut, and there were two pointed little horns on the man's head.

"I... I remember now..." Antenmaru hugged his head, big beads of tears continuously falling down his cheeks, "My son... my grandson... All of them... all died... because of the Mikado brothers, they were all dead..."

"How... how could it be like this..." Seimei widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief.

"From the very beginning, the two brothers just wanted to have a chance to show off their skills in front of the Emperor. They were just passing by travelers? If they were really travelers, they could just leave directly after being dismissed..." Kawaki continued calmly, "Perhaps that rain could be considered troublesome to go shopping for the nobles who did not lack food and clothing in the capital, but for the people of the lower class around them, it was as important as their lives. Do you want to know the number of farmers who starved to death around the capital after the rain stopped? If you want to know, I can tell you. But I think you who only care about status will not feel any heartache even if you hear the number of ordinary people..."

"Nonsense! It's impossible! Antenmaru is evil! The continuous rain has put the people of the capital in dire straits!" A Shirino explained angrily, "He is evil! Our ancestors are not wrong!"

"It's just continuously raining, and you're already in dire straits. Now I really doubt that you are in so much pain that you want to commit suicide in the rainy season every year." Kawaki continued, "Finally, it may be inappropriate for me to say this, but aren't those who can move clouds and make rain generally gods?"

"Indeed, the ability to move clouds and make rain are usually only gods." Seimei nodded and analyzed, then looked at Antenmaru, "So, Antenmaru...could he have become a god? Just like that existence…"

"Who knows," Kawaki shrugged, "But all I know is that he also fell into darkness because of his hatred for your ancestors after that. He even forgot who he was. He only remembered... hatred."

"It turned out to be like this..." Shinpachi stared blankly at Antenmaru, who was still crying and covering his face. His face was full of disbelief.

"So, now that things have come to this, do you still think it is Antenmaru's fault?" Kawaki glanced at the group of Shirino Onmyoji.

The group of Shirino Onmyoji lowered their heads and did not speak.

"Wait, there's still one last thing," Douman pointed the fan in his hand at Kawaki, "Why do you know this kind of thing that even our two families don't know about?"

Kawaki was suddenly stunned and murmured, "Yes, why do I know... Why do I remember this story... Who, who told me..."

"Little uncle?" Kagura tugged at the corner of Kawaki's clothes and called out.

"Who... who is it?" Kawaki crossed his arms over his chest and bit his nails with his eyes closed. Beads of cold sweat dripped down his face, "Who told me this story? Who? There was obviously someone. He... No, it was her. Who is she? Her name is..."

Suddenly, Kawaki opened his eyes and knocked with his hand, "I... remember! Kyu..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, a woman emitting a golden light suddenly appeared in front of him. At this time, she was looking at Kawaki with tears.

It was... Pandemonium's delivery girl!

"You... finally remembered me..."

"You... Who are you?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly.