Quick Transmigration: Homewrecker System! [BL]

Chapter 163 - 7.1 Sword Ass Online!

Yunyu opened his eyes, and he was surprised by the vast ocean in front of him. He looked down and saw that he was sitting on a floating chair over the vast ocean. Yunyu jerked as he was surprised. He held the armrest tightly.

"P—Pupa, I can't swim!" Yunyu said panickily. 

Pupa floated around carelessly and scoffed, "What are you being scared of? You can float just like me. You are the god of this world."

"Really?" Yunyu stared at Pupa suspiciously. This was not the first time Pupa tricked him, "How can I prove it?"

Pupa rolled its robotic eyes, "Go and say something, I call upon stuff in your overexaggerated manner. Just like what you did in the third world."

Yunyu was thinking for a moment, and then he got an excellent idea. In front of Pupa, he raised his hands high and then curved them to make a heart sign with his arms, "I summon the raging storm of love! Come, Heart Hurricane!"

In less than a second, the calm water rippled, and the vast serene ocean was blown away by the sudden hurricane that came out of nowhere. However, because Yunyu summoned a heart hurricane, his ability translated this into a storm with steel blade shaped like heart started spawning everywhere. 

Pupa joined Yunyu immediately to shield itself from the attack since Yunyu was unaffected by his own spell. Thus, Pupa and Yunyu watched the ocean around them created a huge vortex and a tornado with heart shaped blades flying everywhere. Yunyu was sure the heart blades would be a death sentence to anyone who got hit by those.

"…"

"I told you it will work," Pupa said. 

"In my head, I saw that differently," Yunyu gulped. He imagined something like heart-shaped paper flying everywhere like a giant confetti party. Not literal heart-shaped steel blades massacring everyone.

"At least, the heart blades were not colored red or pink."

"When it slice through people and get their blood, it will be red," Pupa added.

"… Please no more, I don't need you to ruin my pure shoujo fantasy."

"Wave your hand to stop the hurricane," Pupa informed. Yunyu did just that and the hurricane, alongside the steel blades, disappeared as if everything was just a mirage for him.

Yunyu's jaw dropped as he couldn't believe he had this much power in this world, "Pupa, is this your way to compensate me after that emotional torture between the twins in the previous world and me?"

"Yes, don't you think I'm a good system?" Pupa said proudly. It floated around Yunyu.

"… no," Yunyu peered suspiciously. There was no way Pupa can be that kind to him. 

"Do you give me any handicap?" Yunyu asked.

"Nope, you can do whatever you want here," Pupa replied.

"That's suspicious… can I have sex in this world?"

"… Somehow, I've expected your first question. The answer is yes, butt brain."

"Ehe… I mean, that's a priority," Yunyu grinned mischievously, "Then how the background of this world and my current identity?"

Pupa showed a hologram that depicted a person lying on the bed with a virtual reality helmet on. His parents were sitting at the edge of the bed worriedly. He had an infusion tube as a way to feed him, so he wouldn't die while his consciousness was trapped inside the virtual reality. 

"Wait, this is Sword Art Online game?!" Yunyu's eyes widened. This was very similar to SAO game. In which, Pupa responded by slamming Yunyu's forehead with its body.

"Shush! That title is copyrighted!" Pupa warned Yunyu, "Try to find an alternative!"

"Uhm… Sword Ass online? It's fiery sword stabbing a—"

"—you know, maybe getting copyrighted is better than adapting your idea," Pupa cut Yunyu short.

"Sword Ass Online it is then! Put it in the title, hihihi!" Yunyu laughed mischievously, "If we are in a novel world, and that spicy chicken author of yours decided to write another book, I bet he will name this novel as Sword Ass Online!"

"My favorite author would never do that!" Pupa denied vehemently, which only made Yunyu laughed harder. 

Pupa rolled its eyes and continued, "But yes, this world is similar to that game, with the master of the world as Kirito and his love interest as Asuna-like. They need to beat the Tower of God and beat you as the last boss to escape or they will be stuck in this game forever." 

"Our master of the world's real name is Hu Xuan, a twenty years old avid gamer. His game id is XuanLake, he is considered a mid-tier player" Pupa showed the face of a handsome, early twenty Chinese man fighting against a horde of enraged beasts with his party. He wielded two swords on both hands as he jumped up high and had a blue aura surrounded him;

"Final slash: Getsuga Tenshou!" 

He cut the air with his swords and delivered a highly condensed blue energy to cut the beast in half. His party was awed by his skill, but XuanLake had a difficulty of breathing. He had used up all his mana and fell mid-air.

His party caught him by using wind magic. XuanLake was their strongest party member. He was vital for their progress in escaping this virtual reality. 

But truthfully, they were skeptical that they could beat this Tower of God, "We are still on floor 25, and it's already tough to progress."

"We need to train more, so we can progress to the next floor. We can't let XuanLake carry us to the top floor. He has his limit," the female leader, who was a magic caster, said. 

"Indeed, we need to train more, and XuanLake needs to rest."

"… and you said I cannot say stuff because it's copyrighted…" Yunyu pointed at XuanLake on the hologram, "He is literally using Ichigo Kurosaki's attack from Bleach!"

Pupa ignored Yunyu's complaint completely, "Don't you think that XuanLake is handsome?"

"Ah yes!" Yunyu's focus shifted instantly, "He somewhat reminds me of Ronghui. He looks serious, dignified, and of course, good looking! Ahhh, finally, I can see another handsome man after getting trapped in that backup world for so long!" 

"… but floor 25? That's so low…" Yunyu frowned, "The master of this world is just a mid-tier, good for nothing player?" 

"He is just pretending," Pupa said, "He broke through the level 100 caps, actually. He is currently level 150, with maxed out stat in almost everything."

"Wait, that's illegal!" Yunyu gulped, "Is he a hacker or something?"

"Not exactly a hacker, but he is a debugger who has access to enter debug setting in this game world and change few things. He is just slightly weaker than you in this world," Pupa explained.

"Ehh… so I'm actually the strongest in this world, right? What is my identity?" Yunyu asked. He was excited because apparently, he was a handsome man with long silver hair on his reflection in the water.

Pupa showed a hologram with Yunyu's character in it, "Your real name is unidentifiable. Since you've been fully integrated into the game, your real body has been deceased long ago. But you still retain your real identity as the last boss of the Tower of God, the strongest being in this game."

Yunyu stared at the hologram depicting his game profile. 

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Registered name: Unknown. 

Game Id: Cutiepie69

Status: Tower of God's Last Boss

Level: 200

Passive skill: The Power of Love! 

Catchphrase: In the name of the moon, I shall punish you! Kyun~

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