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Chapter 575 (A Big Bird Poop)



Chapter 575 (A Big Bird Poop)

Chapter 575 (A Big Bird Poop)

This is the recovery of spiritual energy. Humans are improving, and all animals are improving too!

On the Pacific Ocean, a luxurious cruise ship sailed in the darkness, emitting a unique light, like a candle in the dark.

In the control room, several crew members were checking the data to ensure safety.

Suddenly, the cabin door was pushed open, and a foreigner in pajamas walked in.

"Captain!"

"Captain!"

"Captain!"

The captain, wearing a heavy coat, looked around and asked, "Is everything safe?"

"Report, everything is safe."

The captain nodded, relieved. This was his last voyage, and he would retire afterwards. There could be no mistakes.

Beep... beep... beep...

At this moment, the radar suddenly sounded an alarm, which startled everyone. There should be nothing else in this area, except for other ships?

The crew immediately checked, and when they saw what the radar was showing, they were all stunned.

"What's going on?" the captain asked.

The frequency of the radar alarm became faster and faster, as if it was about to collide.

The captain panicked, rushed over, pushed aside the crew members, and put his hands on the radar console, his pupils suddenly dilated!

The radar was all in shadow, showing a huge creature approaching rapidly!

"What is this thing!" the captain exclaimed, and all the crew members were at a loss.

Just as everyone was panicking, the ship suddenly shook violently, and that huge creature was right under the ship!

The captain hurriedly ran out and stood on the deck. Then, with the help of the light, the boiling sea could be seen, and a giant creature could be vaguely seen swimming.

"Dear God, what is this thing..." the old captain exclaimed, sweating profusely and looking terrified.

"Captain! We have a problem! The cabin is filling with water!"

The captain furrowed his brows and shouted, "Close the valves! Call for rescue!"

"Yes, sir!"

The captain turned back to the dark sea, which had now calmed down as if nothing had happened.

It was a sunny morning on the third day of the Lunar New Year. Warm sunlight shone through the window and illuminated the bedroom. Qing Ya was snuggled up in Ye Hua's arms, and their son, Ye Yan, was even crawling on his father's chest with drool dripping from his mouth.

"Why are you still sleeping? Something happened!" Donghuang Baizhi suddenly appeared at the bedside.

Ye Hua slowly opened his eyes and saw his son, as well as the drool on his son's mouth.

'Oh my god... why is he drooling like his mother…'

"Waaah!" Qing Ya whimpered a few times and opened her beautiful eyes. "Baizhi, you're here so early in the morning."

Ye Yan also opened his eyes and saw his father's fierce gaze. He was so scared that he clung to his mother's arms.

"Look at this drool. He got it from you," Ye Hua said helplessly, pointing at the drool on his pajamas.

Qing Ya snorted, "He's your son too."

"I mean... did you guys hear what I said?" Donghuang Baizhi was speechless. Why were they discussing drools when something was happening?

Qing Ya sat up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You'll know when you look outside." Donghuang Baizhi replied.

Yawning, Qing Ya picked up her son and opened the window.

Then... she was stunned. She rubbed her eyes as if she had seen a ghost.

"What a huge bird..." Qing Ya muttered.

They saw a giant magpie flying in the sky, as if it were a low-flying Boeing 747.

Ye Hua also stood by and watched. 'Damn, can spiritual energy recovery make birds this big?'

"What's going on here?" Qing Ya was very puzzled, completely unaware of what to say. Could she be dreaming?

Donghuang Baizhi covered her forehead and asked, "Ye Hua, Qing Ya, didn't you two feel anything?"

"Wow! The spiritual energy has become much denser," Ye Hua exclaimed. As someone who has won the Best Actor award, he was quite dramatic, but he hasn't acted in a long time.

Qing Ya also felt it and exclaimed, "This spiritual energy..."

"That's right! The spiritual energy has recovered." After saying this, Donghuang Baizhi looked at Ye Hua, seeming to ask if he had something to do with the revival of the spiritual energy.

Ye Hua calmly said, "I was with Qing Ya last night, you can ask her."

Qing Ya was not embarrassed and said, "Ye Hua was with me all night yesterday."

Donghuang Baizhi felt a little embarrassed after hearing this and gave her husband an apologetic look.

After all, Ye Hua's strength displayed on the Canglie Planet was too powerful, and Donghuang Baizhi could only think of this possibility.

Ye Hua turned his head to look at the magpies in the sky.

Suddenly, a magpie pooped and covered a passing car...

Ye Hua's mouth twitched. Fortunately, he didn't say it was his doing. The consequences would have been beyond his imagination.

"I'll go back and deal with it first. Everything is a mess." After saying this, Donghuang Baizhi left the bedroom.

Ye Hua and Qing Ya stood by the window, watching the bird poop like a bomb, it was terrifying!

At this time, Qing Yutong also rushed in and said, "Brother-in-law, sister, something big happened! Come and watch the news!!!"

Ye Hua and Qing Ya went downstairs and saw Qing Ya's whole family watching the news with shocked faces.

For example, the tigers in the zoo turned into terrifying monsters.

Although the monkeys did not become larger, they became extremely fast, and the supermarket was taken over by them.

A cruise ship was split open by an unknown creature, but fortunately there were no casualties.

Some people could push cars, and some could punch ATMs.

In short, everything was a mess!!!

This was an unexpected and unbelievable event. Nobody had thought it would turn out like this, it was too exaggerated.

"It's easy to start a fire, but hard to put it out."

"Everything's in chaos... financial crisis... we're going bankrupt..." Qing Huaxuan covered his forehead and let out a long sigh.

"Qing Ya, I need to go help Baizhi. Take care of our son for a few days. Yutong, come with me!"

After speaking, Qing Ya handed Ye Yan to Ye Hua, then hurriedly took her sister upstairs and rushed to the Voidless Realm.

Ye Yan hadn't even reacted yet and he was already in his father's arms. Did Mommy not want him anymore? She threw him into the midst of danger...

Terrified, Ye Yan wet himself...

Ye Hua's face stiffened, feeling a surge of heat, and looked down.

His son had actually wet himself.

'Oh, for f*ck's sake!'

Embarrassed, Ye Yan looked at his father. 'Daddy, you scared Ye Yan so much that he wet himself. Don't blame me…'

Just as Ye Hua was about to change his clothes, a news report caught his attention.

"This just in, a group calling themselves the Justice League has emerged. They have used their powerful abilities to help people eradicate evil, and individuals with similar abilities have appeared in various places. They call themselves... cultivators!"

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