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Chapter 112 Happiness As A Reward
Chapter 112 Happiness As A Reward
"As you are all quite aware, I am not from here or this world. In fact, I am from all of them, but I don't remember any of the personal stuff, just what I learned. In most worlds, when two women love each other affectionately and sexually, they are called lesbians. I know that is boring, but it is important for the next part," I explained, and Senna put up her hand, and I pointed, nodding to her.
"What are they called if they decide to sleep with you?" Senna asked, and I grinned.
"A Has-bain," I said.
*No sound*
Oh boy, here we go. This was going to be more challenging than I thought.
"Alright, then. Here is one! What kind of food do lesbians like to eat?" I asked, and the crowd stayed quiet. "Anything they can eat out!"
This made the three girls giggle in the center, and a few others laughed quietly.
Okay, this was a start, but I had to keep rolling with the punches, so I dug deep.
"Do you have pirates?" I asked.
"Black Sea Cats!" Senna shouted, and I nodded.
"Very interesting; what kind of treasure do they look for?" I asked.
"Gold and all of your valuables. What other treasure is there?" Senna asked.
"Your Booty!" I said, pointing to her, and Senna blinked, but the girls around her started to giggle. "They will be chasing you, yelling I'm gonna Scissor-Yee-Timbers!" I said, making V-shapes with my finger and smashing them together.
This got a few genuine laughs, and I could feel the room's atmosphere slowly starting to change. Almost all the crying had stopped, and all that was left was a few still whimpering.
Now that I had their attention, it was time to turn it up a bit.
"Did you hear about the new lesbian shoes that just came out? They have a long tongue, and you can get them off with just one finger!"
This seems to get more of them going, and I could feel the Positive Energy on the rise.
"What do you call a lesbian with a long tongue? Well hung!"
That one didn't roll over as well, but in a dickless world, there was nothing sexual about the word hung. I failed a little, but I had to keep on going!
"What about a Lesbian with eight girlfriends?"
"Exhausted!" One woman shouted, and I burst out laughing with a good portion of the crowd.
"I was going to say an octopus, but yours was much better!" I laughed, and the woman blushed, turning her head into her friend's shoulder.
Now the room was starting to become animated.
"One person asked me, how does a lesbian have sex? I ask, how do they stop?"
This seemed to get everyone laughing finally, but I was out of jokes that would make any sense to these women. Now it was time for the grand finale, but this wasn't a joke.
"Now that I have you all laughing and smiling, I want everyone to come up to the stage with me. Every one of you, even if you don't feel like it. This is the most important part!" I shouted, and the women slowly started to get up. "If you see someone that isn't coming, give them a hug and tell them that it is going to be alright! Let's keep the Positive Energy flowing with all of you!"
This got them moving a bit faster, but there were a few that were slower than others, but I waited patiently. There was no point in rushing them, and I wasn't going to call out anyone that was taking their time. All the women were coming, and that was what was important.
I wanted to warm up to them all with some jokes first before I asked them all up here for the next part. If I had tried to ask them to all gather up here to start, I would have had to force most of them, and that would have just made things worse. Even this was pushing it, but the women were all starting to talk with each other as they waited.
That was a good sign, and once all the girls were on stage, I whistled loudly. Everyone became silent and turned to me.
"Sorry for the whistle! Now, for the final part of this meeting! I want you all to give me a hug! One big group hug so I can be connected to everyone and give you all my Positive Energy!" I shouted, and Senna and Silvy were the first two to come.
Karla was close behind, and then the girls from the audience that had made the punch line for my joke. After that, more started to come around. Once I was completely covered in girls, the rest of the more shy ones came close to hug their friends.
Slowly but surely, all the women became connected, and I could finally blast them all and clear their minds. I was filled with happiness that everyone had come up, and hearing the girls actually laugh at my jokes felt good. This was different than when I fought, but the feeling of helping people had its own type of happiness as a reward.
[Karma System Activated]
[Total Karma points gained 183/25]
[Karma System Levels Up twice! One skill gained, and one upgraded.]
[Bonus for defeating Undead Riftwalker: Body Tempering, Celestial Blessings, and Essence Gathering]
[Skill Upgrade: What Are The Odds?: Gain a 1%->30% chance of something good happening for someone else. 21:10:15s Cooldown.]
[Skill Gained: Great Teacher!: All explanations given and skills taught are 30% more effective.]
[Skill Reward: Body Tempering: All training is 50% more effective when you aren't wearing a shirt. Training in various elements will increase your Elemental Resistance.]
[Skill Reward: Celestial Blessings: Temporarily grant Random Celestial Power to the target of your choice. 00:00:00s Cooldown.]
[Skill Reward: Essence Gathering: Defeating Monsters and enemies gathers Essence and distributes it to those in your party. If you are alone, Essence is stored and then is giftable to the person of your choice. 0/1000 Essence Gathered. This skill has a seven-day Cooldown.]
[Total Karma points 8/300]
That was a pretty decent reward as well.