500th Time Reborn, A World Only Known By Women: The Karma System

Chapter 281 Cat God Bath 2.0

Once we made it back inside, where it was nice and warm with everyone, I noticed that the place was filling up, but many of the eyes were on my group. Most of them were looking at me with smiles or even flirtatious looks, but that was to be expected mostly since I had gotten rid of a demoness and one of three cult members. We still had to find the other two, but I had a strong feeling that one would come to find me herself tonight.

The three goddesses, Claire, Goldy, and Listenia, looked much dirtier than the other two. She also had a scowl on her face, but that was the equivalent of saying the sun would rise tomorrow. I wanted to know what had happened, but I was sure one of the girls would tell me once we all sat down.

There were three tables pulled together for us, so I sat down at the end with Goldy and Elfinia closest to me but then got right back up. I could smell the damn woman from where I was sitting without even leaning close to her. Elfinia still had mud on her face even and smelled like a mix of wet dog and swamp, so I motioned for her to stand.

"Stand up so I can clean you up. I am not sure why you didn't just go and get changed before we got here," I said, and Elfinia got up and whirled on me with an angry look on her red face that she put close to mine. That gave me a full blast that I could almost taste, and I tried not to screw up my face.

"I don't have a change of clothes!" Elfinia whispered harshly, and I blinked. Shit. This was my fault.

"I am sorry. First thing in the morning I will either take you shopping or we can get one of the girls to give us a ride through one of their portals. For now, I will clean you back up," I said, giving her a quick kiss, then stepped back fast, summoning an air bubble around her.

On the ride from the castle, I had given serious thought to how I used this set of spells. I had figured out a way to get more control over the water so it would be warmer, and I would infuse it with special enchantments to make everything softer and silkier.

This would include skin, hair, and clothing, and this way, when I dried them off, everyone's hair wouldn't be trying to set new trends. I also add some blade spells that would target the legs and between them to make them nice and smooth.

Elfinia looked confused, but she started screaming as the water that looked like a water dragon started attacking her, but it was just to get her clean. No one could hear her screams, but the girls were all giggling.

Then the silly woman tried to gather magic, and I almost laughed as I cut off her magic since I was the one that gave it to her. The shocked look on her face was worth a million gold pieces, and then the water dragon splashed into the side of her face as she started to sputter.

Once clean, I drained the water snake, hit Elfinia with some hurricane-force winds, and then released Elfinia. She started for me, but the stopped as she looked down, and started to feel her skin and clothing, then moved to her hair. Her features softened slightly, and then she touched her hair, letting out an almost imperceptible moan as she walked over to me.

"Thank you," Elfinia said quietly so only I could hear, but the place had got pretty quiet from my performance. Suddenly, Elfinia looked up at me and then leaned in to kiss me softly but quickly before going back to sit down.

I was left surprised, but now she did smell clean, but next time I would have to add something to give a sweet scent. I would have to make it random so everyone didn't smell the same. The whole point of this was that I thought we were going to be camping more, but it was still better than any shower that I had seen in this world so far.

"Wah! Your hair is so soft!" Titania exclaimed, and Elfinia pulled her hair away from the goddess, but Titania grabbed her hand instead. "Oh, mercy! Your skin is even more... EVEN YOUR CLOTHES?!" Titania jumped from her chair, rounding on me with an intent glare. "What is this sorcery?!"

? I was trying to drink some water but choked on it, making it run down my chin. This was the most animated I had ever seen this woman, but then a memory seemed to uncover itself, showing that Titania was not reserved by any means. This was all just an act to cover up her fun and immature personality. I had to respect her for how much she had grown from what I remembered, but I was still missing many parts of our time.

"It is just something that I came up with. The water has special spells in it to soften the skin, hair, and clothing, as well as a few other things," I said nonchalantly, like it was no big deal.

I had been working on this idea for a while now, but Elfinia was the first test subject, so I still wasn't sure if everything would work perfectly or not. I was glad it was good, but now the other girls were getting up to molest Elfinia, who was trying to fight them off, but she had no strength for that and was overwhelmed quickly.

"I want a bath!" Chili cheered.

"Do me too!" Eliza laughed.

"Wait, we are in the middle of the in, and we are already causing a huge scene!" I exclaimed, but a woman from some other table that I didn't see spoke up.

"Yeah, he would have to do all of us!" The woman called out, and then the women in the inn cheered in a deafening roar of agreement.

This was something else, but it could be kind of like a challenge, but I looked at the woman behind the bar when everyone calmed down. "What do you say about this?"

"As long as you do my staff and me, I think it would be nice to get a proper clean for once. I am sure it will get everyone spending more on drinks," The woman said and then looked around at everyone drinking. "Am I right?"

There was another roar of approval, and people started to stand up.

I was no bard, but I did know how to make some flash displays of power, and this was sure to put everyone in a good mood.