Chapter 86: Chapter 83: When I look back suddenly, I find that the goddess is also a simp. (Two in one, subscribe please!)_2
Chapter 86: Chapter 83: When I look back suddenly, I find that the goddess is also a simp. (Two in one, subscribe please!)_2
The short-haired girl spoke with the tone of an experienced military adviser.
"Xiao Miao, you're so good at this. Have you been in love a lot before?"
"Even if you haven't eaten pork, you've seen the pig run, right? All those romance novels and Korean dramas weren't for nothing."
Actually, guys' minds are quite simple. Just treat them the way they chase girls. For example, occasionally bring them breakfast, do their laundry once in a while, or give them small gifts and say 'goodnight' now and then.
They'll be so happy they'll lie awake all night. That's what I call, 'a change of roles doubles the effect!'
And then there are the real pros, who seem simple and quiet, but are actually very crafty. They're always discreetly kind to people, and many guys get hooked without even realizing it..."
The short-haired girl casually shared her experiences, and the other girls all nodded in agreement.
Yao Mingyue listened silently. Although she considered these tactics rather low-end, she had to admit that they were useful.
But she had her own methods...
Unexpectedly, she actually learned something from hanging out with this bunch of NPCs.
...
Meanwhile, Xu Musen had just washed his face in the bathroom.
A text message came in.
It was from An Nuannuan.
Seeing her name, Xu Musen's previously irritated heart suddenly calmed down a lot.
An Nuannuan: "Xu Musen, my grandma said she can take me to school tomorrow."
Xu Musen: "Do you want me to come pick you up at the school gate?"
"Mm, when you come to pick me up, could you bring me a stick of candied hawthorn?"
An Nuannuan's words seemed to carry a sense of anticipation.
Xu Musen couldn't help but laugh, "Do you want to see me, or do you want to see the candied hawthorn?"
There was no pause on the other side of the phone: "Of course I want to see you!"
Xu Musen looked at her unhesitating reply, and suddenly felt a bit of an indescribable warmth in his heart.
"Why do you want to see me?"
"Because, as long as I see you, you will definitely buy me candied hawthorn, right? I can tell the difference between occasional and regular treats."
"..."
Xu Musen looked at her reply and suddenly felt a little melancholic.
What exactly was he hoping for?
This simple girl...
"Xu Musen, I can stand up on my own now. Let me show you."
At that moment, An Nuannuan sent over a video.
Xu Musen played the video.
It showed An Nuannuan sitting on the bed, wearing an oversized T-shirt that only covered her thighs.
Her fair legs were now able to control their contact with the ground.
Her delicate little feet gently touched the soft carpet, legs together, as she slowly stood up.
Although it was a struggle, and every little toe seemed to be exerting all its strength, she was really able to stand.
With a slow recovery, she truly believed she could soon return to normal life.
"Congratulations, but why is the video so shaky?"
"Oh, I have to lean on the bed, so I filmed it with one hand on my chest."
"...Impressive."
Xu Musen felt there was a hint of show-off in her words.
But judging by the shakiness of the video, it was quite bouncy.
Xu Musen felt much better.
Exiting the bathroom, he found that those guys had started to force drinks on each other, all looking drunk and confused.
"Let's have a song for the singles! I'm so heartbroken from this breakup!"
"She never had eyes for you in the first place, what 'breakup' are you talking about? Hey, sing us one that matches our vibe!"
Zhou Hangyu and Li Rundong leaned on each other and called out to the resident singer, acting like they were the biggest victims of the evening's chaos.
The singer exchanged a knowing look with the sound engineer.
They played Wu Bai's "At the Moment of Awakening."
Sorrow is always inevitable, why bother with unrequited love~
It matched the combined vibe of these two nitwits perfectly.
"Where is everyone?"
"They all damn left. Xu Musen, you're so uncool. What about creating opportunities for us like we agreed?"
Zhou Hangyu truly regretted bringing this guy along. They had turned into mere backdrops.
Xu Musen saw that the girls had left and heaved a sigh of relief, raising his beer glass for a sip.
"You think I wanted this?"
All he wanted was to experience college life normally and earn some money to live a good little life.
Little did he know that he'd attract so much drama wherever he went.
"Stop pretending, what's the deal with that girl and you?"
"I already told you guys, I have nothing to do with her."
"Didn't you used to confess to her several times before?"
"That was then, I don't like her anymore. Besides, confessing isn't like selling yourself, I don't owe her anything."
Xu Musen's tone was indifferent.
"She's a rich woman worth tens of millions, beautiful with fair skin, and you're not moved? Did she scrub you with a steel wool too?" Zhou Hangyu couldn't believe it.
Li Rundong also chimed in, "So who do you like now? You can't possibly be interested in Lin Daiyu, can you?"
His voice carried a hint of sourness. The goddess he was eyeing, he hadn't even had the chance to fawn over.
And now he discovered that even his goddess was someone else's loyal dog.
Xu Musen shook his head: "I don't like either of them. They're not my type."
Zhou Hangyu, also drunk by now, spoke without filter to Li Rundong, "I'm telling you, you might as well give up. Licking her boots is no better than licking Xu Musen's. Maybe you'll even catch a whiff of your goddess's perfume."
"Go to hell!"
Li Rundong cursed.
"Haha, just joking! There are plenty of fish in the sea. I know lots of people. I'll introduce a few to you in a few days. Don't worry, we won't invite this guy next time!"