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Chapter 1: Dressed as a cannon fodder licking dog
Chapter 1: Dressed as a cannon fodder licking dog
??Chapter 1 Dressed as a cannon fodder licking dog
?? "Hey, have you heard? In order to pursue Xie Zihao, Pei Yi wants to pay three hundred taels of silver to help him deal with the aftermath and make amends."
?? These days, three hundred taels of silver is more than what an ordinary family spends in a lifetime.
?? "Damn, three hundred taels! Did Pei Yi lose her mind? Hey, wait! Aren't everyone men? Who said Pei Yi is chasing Xie Zihao?"
?? "Tsk, you kid, just pretend, no one in our academy can tell that Pei Yi likes men. On the first day he came to the academy, his eyes were glued to Xie Zihao."
?? "Hey hey hey, just a nymphomaniac broke his sleeve..."
??Everyone laughed.
??I heard that Pei Yi came from the capital, but no one knew what her identity was.
??In short, Pei Yi transferred to their Sandalwood Academy more than half a month ago, and she is usually very bored, and she can't even kick a fart.
??Just such a cowardly and reticent person became Xie Zihao's licking dog.
??Now, Xie Zihao and Mr. Wang's family are jealous because of Miss Su's rivalry.
??That Prince Wang is a local tycoon in Linhe County, and he said that if Xie Zihao couldn't pay three hundred taels of silver, he would be sent to prison directly.
?? No, Xie Zihao came to Pei Yi to borrow money after school.
??All the fellow students from the academy came to watch strongly, and they didn't want to miss this stupid dog-licking show.
??Pei Yi widened her eyes and glanced at the melon-eating crowd around her, her heart beeped like a dog.
??Is she time-traveling? !
?? At this moment, a large wave of memories belonging to the original body flooded into her mind.
??The original owner was forced to disguise himself as a man since he was a child, but he is the third "son" of the prime minister's mansion in the capital.
??Pei Yi was almost speechless.
??She apparently transmigrated into a male harem novel called "The Proud Son of Heaven".
??She is very familiar with this book.
?? After all, this is a super bad book that she once complained about for three days and three nights, and finally hung up in a certain space in anger.
??In the book, the male protagonist relied on opening the harem all the way to collect licking dogs, rebelled and ascended the throne and became the emperor.
?? And what about the heroine?
??Hey, don't give up.
??She helped the hero conquer the world by collecting licking dogs along the way!
??Unfortunately, this Xie Zihao is the lowest among the heroine's many licking dogs.
?? And Pei Yi is the super licking dog of Xie Zihao, a low-level licking dog!
??It can be regarded as a male harem novel. Is it reasonable for a female character to kneel and lick a male character who is not a male protagonist?
?? That must be unreasonable!
??So later Pei Yi went to kneel and lick the hero again.
??Because of kneeling and licking the hero, Pei Yi licked until her family was ruined.
??The heroine stood up and said: "The Pei family is full of evil. Fortunately, Pei Lang, you have already drawn a clear line with the family. This kind of righteous act of killing relatives is really admirable."
?? vomit...
?? Nibbling on the Pei family's blood steamed buns, Jackie Chan became the emperor and queen.
?? It really disgusts people.
??Pei Yi felt that her IQ was insulted and her eyes were hurt.
??She is the third "son" of the prime minister's mansion, with gold and jade, isn't she the pride of heaven?
??Why do you have to travel thousands of miles from the capital to a small county town to kneel and lick Xie Zihao, a grassroots and poor family with no talent and no morals?
??In the later period, why did he kneel down and lick the male protagonist whose family background is far worse than that of the Pei family?
?? It's not like she's had a cerebral thrombosis for ten years!
?? "Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the 'Big Licking Dog Transformation System'."
?? "The host is requested to change the dog-licking attributes of himself and the "big licking dogs" in the book, and achieve great things."
??Pei Yi was overjoyed.
system!
??She knows this stuff, Goldfinger!
but…
?? "Big licking dog?" Pei Yi asked suspiciously, "Does the licking dog have to be classified into different sizes?"
??Pei Yihe communicates through thoughts, and no one needs to speak, and others will not be able to detect the existence of the system at all.
?? "Of course, for example, Xie Zihao in front of you is an insignificant little licking dog."
??“Only a licking dog that has a huge impact on the plot in the book can be called a big licking dog.”
??Pei Yi subconsciously began to search for characters in the book.
?? "Don't worry about the host, the system will help you screen out a series of big licking dogs, and you don't need to take the initiative to screen them."
??Pei Yi smiled with satisfaction, it is really a good system with thoughtful service.
?? "Licking dogs has nothing to do with gender, including men and women. For example, you, the host, are female dog lickers."
??Pei Yi: "..."
??Your dog system just can't stand the praise.
?? "Every time the host licks the dog or changes a bit of dog-licking attributes, the host can get corresponding reward points."
??The system clenched its small fists and encouraged: "Host, come on, let's do it, daddy!"
??Pei Yi was full of pride.
??She will not be a licking dog!
??Of course you decide your own destiny.
??Just now, the original owner wanted to invite Xie Zihao to a candlelight dinner after throwing three hundred taels of silver.
??Pei Yi glanced at Xie Zihao as if looking at the goods.
??In all honesty, Xie Zihao's appearance is indeed outstanding among the ordinary-looking scholars.
??In addition, his eyes are cold, and he looks so powerful that no one can look down on him, which makes him look like a good son of a troubled world.
??For a person like Pei Yi who originally wanted to make friends with decent and poor families, it is indeed easy to be attracted by Xie Zihao.
??At this moment, Xie Zihao was already filled with embarrassment and embarrassment under the mocking gazes of his fellow students.
??He stared at Pei Yi, and said angrily: "Pei Sanlang, I have to go home to review my homework tonight, how can I have time to chat with you for dinner?"
?? "You are good at work and hard at work—you are struggling with your studies, but you don't want to study well. It is really disappointing to me."
?? "The host should not listen to his nonsense. According to the original plot, Xie Zihao rejected you with his mouth, and then accompanied the heroine to go up the mountain to collect medicine."
??Pei Yi sneered silently. The one surnamed Xie wanted to prostitute her for three hundred taels of silver, and belittled and ridiculed her afterwards. Modern PUAs dare not play like this when they come up.
??The surrounding melon-eaters all had wonderful expressions.
??Pei Licking the dog's three hundred taels of silver is probably in vain.
However, just when they laughed at Pei Yi's three hundred taels of silver and could not exchange the "beauty" for a dinner, they heard Pei Jiasanlang sneer: "Since Mr. Xie Langjun is not free to accompany me today, the matter of borrowing money will be later." talk later."
??Xie Zihao became impatient, frowned and reprimanded: "Pei Sanlang, how can you go back on your word?"
?? "It's not like you don't know how important these three hundred taels of silver are to me."
?? "I came to you as a friend, but is this how you give back to your friends?"
??All the students gloated and shook their heads.
?? Good guy!
?? Once Xie Zihao got angry, Pei Yi definitely couldn't stand it.
?? "Just wait and see, in order to coax Xie Zihao well, Pei Yi will definitely pay the three hundred taels of silver."
?? "I bet for a penny, Pei Yi will definitely pay another penny to Xie Zihao to apologize."
??The melon-eating students all speculated, after all, they are too familiar with Pei Yi's dog-piss-licking nature.
?? "Xie Langjun, do you think I regard you as a friend?" Pei Yi asked with a half-smile.
??As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.
??The expressions of everyone became very subtle.
?? Who doesn't know that Pei Yi says "friend" on her lips, but she wants to make friends with her in her heart.
?? Could it be that Pei Yi is now going to confess her love to Xie Zihao in front of their entire academy?
??(end of this chapter)