Am I A God?

Chapter 70: Anger (1)

Chapter 70: Anger (1)

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

“J*ckass,” By this time, Godly God had regained consciousness and was struggling to get on its feet. It was staring daggers at Match and shouted, “Attack it till it is dead.”

Instantly, twenty shadows appeared out of nowhere and dashed towards Matcha.

Matcha’s power was still on cooldown, and he was frantically running around, trying to avoid the shadow’s attack.

Even though these shadows were as strong as male adults and were extremely quick in their movement, Matcha was still able to dodge their attacks by juking left and right. He was living life on the edge.

Within the span of a few seconds, the onslaught by the shadows had turned the entire apartment into complete chaos. The sofa and dining table had been flipped over; the pots and pans were strewn all over the floor. The apartment was in shambles. Matcha was running out of space to maneuver and found it hard to dodge the attacks. Dust Ball and Mango resorted to hiding underneath the bed.

Meow Gibson was soon on its feet. Its body started to shake as it was getting ready for its attack. It flew towards Matcha with a strong gust of wind and ended up in a tussle with Matcha. The strength and speed of its outburst were comparable to Andy Roddick’s serve.

Suddenly, an earsplitting shriek came from the balcony.

Godly God, Meow Gibson, and Leopard Head turned their heads instinctively to a beautiful sight. A ragdoll which looked as if she had descended from heaven stared at them furiously.

“Who spoilt the wifi?” Elizabeth asked angrily, “Do! You! Know! That! Ned! Stark! Was! About! To! Get! Executed!”

“Hmm,” All three cats were stunned by Elizabeth’s question, and they all shared the same thought, “Who is Ned Stark?”

“All of you get out!”

Following Elizabeth’s scream, the entire apartment started to transform. By using her illusion to alter their sense of sight, smell, and hearing, the apartment had turned into a giant feces. The smell had entered through their noses and down their windpipe and spread into every single cell in their bodies.

This illusion was conjured by Elizabeth’s impression of Mango’s diarrhea and was intensified 10 times.

The three cats began vomiting in unison the moment the illusion started.

Meow Gibson was screaming in disgust and flew towards the window. Leopard Head was immediately behind Meow Gibson and teleported to the window.

However, Godly God did not have the power to allow it to escape. It was crying as it dashed towards the door. Prrrsssh. Godly God was so traumatized by the illusion that it started to urinate on its way out. It continued to fart and pee as it dashed towards the door.

“Booohooo! Meow, save me! Leopard Head, Meow Gibson, do not leave me alone!”

It was normal for dogs and cats to experience incontinence when they were under extreme stress. Actually, Godly God was just like any other Exotic Shorthair and was not as courageous and strong as it pretended to be.

In the blink of an eye, all three cats were chased away. Matcha was shocked by Elizabeth’s ability and said, “D*mn, two jumped out of the building while the last one turned crazy. What exactly did you show them?”

Elizabeth was very annoyed as she replied, “Someone call Zhao Yao and get him home to fix the wifi.”

Within half an hour, Zhao Yao returned to the apartment which was in shambles.

He pressed his forehead and asked, “Were you trying to demolish the apartment?”

“It’s not our fault!” Matcha shouted, “Three supercats came barging into our apartment. If I did not stand my ground against them and fought the 3 of them, this apartment would have been in worse shape.”

“Is that what happened?” Zhao Yao asked Matcha and was a little skeptical.

Matcha was extremely agitated and shouted, “How can you not believe me! You can ask Elizabeth and Dust Ball. Go ask them!”

“Alright, I was just randomly asking.”