Am I A God?

Chapter 73: Squeeze!

Chapter 73: Squeeze!

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

XxXxXL Juicy Large Chicken typed on its WeChat group, “Can you guys help me think of an idea and get me out of here? At this rate, I’m going bankrupt soon. You guys can’t just take my money and watch me suffer.”

Leopard Head replied, “It’s not that we don’t want to help, but the LiHua and the ragdoll are just too powerful. We cannot win with numbers when pitted against the Chuck Norris of supercats.

Meow Gibson replied, “Their powers are really annoying. The three of us won’t be enough to get you out of there.”

Chubby Luban Assassin replied, “What are you afraid of? If not for my diarrhea, I would have taken care of those two cats singlehandedly. The rest of you can just sit tight and watch my performance.”

“Get lost!” Godly God refuted angrily, “We don’t need to depend on other cats for help. I was too careless the previous time, and I will take them down with my paws this time. I am going to pee on their body and let them reek of my smell.”

Leopard Head rebuffed Godly God’s rejection, “I am sure they have had enough of your smell after you flooded their house with your pee. Perhaps they might even think that their apartment belongs to your territory.”

Roly Poly shook his head as he saw the gibberish between the other cats. He thought, “Maybe it’s time to add a few other supercats into the group.”

With a flash of insight, Roly Poly imagined Dust Ball joining his side and destroying Matcha and Elizabeth with her power.

Meanwhile, Dust Ball was training herself by doing pushups in the living room.

During her stay in Zhao Yao’s apartment, her staple of premier cat food and Michelin-starred cat rice had made her look revitalized. Even her fur seemed to glisten when she basked in a sunbeam.

She devoted all her energy to training her body and getting stronger. She was just waiting for the right moment to attack Zhao Yao.

Elizabeth was still binge-watching Game of Thrones. Her expression changed with every unexpected turn of events in the plot.

Mango was curiously following behind Baiquan. It was extremely curious to find out more about this new human at home.

At this moment, the front door swung open, and Zhao Yao entered.

“Haha, let’s go. Let me bring you to the cat café,” Zhao Yao declared with a look of excitement, “You guys can go over there and play in the future.”

“I’m not going,” Matcha and Elizabeth’s voice erupted in Zhao Yao’s head in unison.

“I want to play Mobile Legends.”

“I want to watch Game of Thrones.”

Dust Ball thought that this was her opportunity as she pounced onto Zhao Yao. Instead, Zhao Yao caught her in midair and cradled her in his arms before Dust Ball could land her paws on Zhao Yao’s neck.

Zhao Yao insisted after hearing Matcha and Elizabeth’s complaint, “I am not asking you guys to go there, I am ordering you to do so. There won’t be food for those who choose to stay at home.”

Both cats relented when they realized that their dinner was on the line. Roly Poly was the only cat which raised his paws eagerly and yelled, “I’m not eating. I don’t want to eat cat rice.”

Zhao Yao glared at Roly Poly and said, “If you choose to stay at home, I will stuff all the leftover into your mouth.”

Zhao Yao raised his head and asked Elizabeth, “Can you help me bring the stray cats to the café?”

It was somewhat inconvenient to have so many cats at home. After all, this apartment was designed for humans and not cats. Their paws have caused a lot of damage to the wallpaper, sofa and even the electrical wires.

However, if he cooped all the cats in a single room, there would not be enough space for them to walk around.

On the other hand, the cat café had lots of space for the cats to roam around freely. There were more self-cleaning automatic litter boxes, kitty towers and toys for them to play with. It would be a lot easier to take care of them over there.

Zhao Yao decided to keep the stray cats at the café while the supercats would continue staying at home with him. Obviously, someone would be tasked with the heavy responsibility of taking care of the stray cats.

Zhao Yao looked at Baiquan and said, “Baiquan, you can come along with us.”

Baiquan was more than happy to accept Zhao Yao’s invitation. When Zhao Yao opened the door to the stray cats’ room, they were suddenly surrounded by a chorus of meows. A few exceptionally affectionate cats even came over to Zhao Yao and rubbed their bodies against his trousers.

Even though they were slightly disobedient, they still listened to Matcha and Elizabeth’s instructions because they had regarded them as the alphas of the pack. A clear hierarchy had been established among them.

Elizabeth received instructions from Zhao Yao and relayed them to the stray cats. They listened to Elizabeth’s instructions and proceeded to Zhao Yao’s car in an orderly fashion.

The troublesome thing was to transport the five cat food feeders and water dispensers to the café.

To take care of 15 adult cats and three kittens, Zhao Yao had to order a few more sets of cat litter boxes and cat food feeders from TaoBao.

When Zhao Yao ordered the items from TaoBao, they were delivered to his apartment using ninja vans. Now, it was almost impossible to fit all of them into Zhao Yao’s Panamera.

However, he had a trick up his sleeve to solve the problem.

A glimmer of red light flashed across his eye as he activated Elizabeth’s power.

Dust Ball’s body suddenly froze as Zhao Yao had gained full control over her.

“What are you trying to do?” A panicky voice rung in Zhao Yao’s head.

Zhao Yao walked towards the cat toilet with Dust Ball in his arms. He replied, “I’m just borrowing your power. There is nothing to worry.”

After ten minutes ...

“Stop! Stop what you are doing! It’s too big! It’s too big! It can’t fit inside!”

“It’s okay,” Zhao Yao chuckled and continued, “We can fit everything in with a little squeeze.”

“It smells so bad; I’m going to vomit.”

Zhao Yao continued to laugh and said, “Just bear with it. The smell will be gone the moment you swallow it.”

“Its ... It’s really too big!” Dust Ball’s pitiful scream rang in everyone’s heads, “I am going to explode if you squeeze anymore thing inside of me.”

“It’s okay; it will be done in a jiffy.”

The remaining supercats were trembling in fear as Dust Ball’s scream echoed in their heads. Matcha, Elizabeth, and Roly Poly all found Zhao Yao slightly psychopathic.

Inside the stray cat’s room, Zhao Yao was grabbing Dust Ball in one hand while holding on to the cat litter box in his other hand. He was still squeezing the litter box into Dust Ball’s mouth inch by inch.

Even though Zhao Yao possessed Elizabeth’s power to control other living things, he still found it difficult to suck things in using Dust Ball’s mouth.

His attempt to squeeze everything into Dust Ball’s mouth made her extremely irritated.

Luckily, Dust Ball’s power was not too complicated to understand. Zhao Yao managed to master it after experimenting for some time and managed to fit all five litter boxes and cat food feeders into Dust Ball’s stomach.

Dust Ball seethed with anger after eating five cat litter boxes continuously.

“Zhao Yao, I declare you as my enemy!”

“Alright, I won’t do it again,” Zhao Yao tried to calm her before stuffing the palm-sized Dust Ball into his pocket. From afar, she looked like a wallet with a black cat design. He then walked towards the door, “Let’s go to our new cat café! The kind of food which you will get depends on your performance over there!”

The three supercats could only sympathize with Dust Ball which was stuffed in Zhao Yao’s pocket. They started trembling the moment they heard Zhao Yao’s voice and sat obediently in the rear seats. It was the polar opposite of their usual behavior.

In their eyes, Zhao Yao was the devil to all devils and a cat terminator.