Chapter 304 “You're Here To Get Your Pants Back?
Chapter 304 “You're Here To Get Your Pants Back?
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District 109.
Four people were standing in front of the tombstone, three of them had their eyes wide open, and their faces were full of disbelief.
Because what just happened was too metaphysical for them.
"You believe it now, right? So I told you, the Emperor-level Blood Testimony last time was also taken by the boss."
Alan pointed at the roast bird that disappeared in front of the tombstone, then looked at the three people, "Why are you all silent?"
"…"
Mike was silent, bowing his head towards the tombstone, thinking in his heart, boss, you know me, I believe in the saying that there are ghosts in the world, of course, I don't mean that you are a ghost, even if you are a ghost, you are a good ghost.
So, I am an honest person too, the last time I killed your emperor-level earthworm, you must not blame me, David and Hawkins said it was to make your emperor-level earthworms multiply, I am a practical person, they said that, I think it is good for you, after all, I have always been hoping you come back.
Really, I am the same as Alan, I don't believe that you are already dead, but, I can't show it, after all, if I show it, they will think that I have a mental problem, now there are more and more people, I have to stand out and guard our 109.
Big brother, if you appear in a dream, find Alan, I'm really scared.
"…"
David bowed his head to face the tombstone, thinking in his heart, boss, you know me, I don't really believe in metaphysics, but this time is different, because of you, I believe it, so, you should understand your position in my heart, right?
It is a very heavy position, so heavy that I miss you every day, the idea to kill your emperor-level earthworm last time was my suggestion, as a businessman you understand, killing one might turn into two, but now it has turned into three emperor-levels, I don't mean to take credit for your achievement, I am an honest person, you know that I love to tell the truth.
I always have your best interest in mind, as for the reason why there are fewer and fewer fruits on your fruit trees, you understand even if I don't say it, Mike and his woman have been guarding your home every day, they have worked hard too.
I believe that one day you will come back, but, don't scare me then, I look fierce on the surface, but in fact, I am very timid.
If you are appearing in a dream, remember to find Alan, he dreams easily.
"…"
Hawkins stood in place, looking up at the sky, thinking in his heart, boss, you know me, I am a very rational person, but I can't stand Mike and David's coaxing, yes, I admit I participated in the killing of your emperor-level earthworm, to tell the truth, I didn't want to.
But for the unity of everyone, I had to do it. If you are angry, please be sure to target the right person. By the way, your family's plants and fruit trees, I have spared no effort, using my own abilities to make them grow a lot, you should be able to see it, right?
If there is anything you need, please find to Alan.
"…"
Alan looked at the three silent people, thinking in his heart, are you feeling guilty?
Knowing guilt is a good thing.
Boss, don't give them any dreams, David is actually quite timid, and Mike has cried secretly several times, I saw all of this, Hawkins takes good care of your plants and trees, you can go and see if you don't believe me, the wild grass at the foot of the mountain have all been labeled 'Gutman's grass' by him.
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District 1521.
Ming tore open the roast bird, finding that this one and the one from last time were both made by the same person's hand because the same spices were placed in their stomachs.
This… looks like Alan's cooking, isn't it really his?
If it is, then he really needs to improve his cooking skills. When he returns, he must teach him how to roast bird meat properly, it should be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the meat should come off the bone easily, and the aroma should be overflowing~
"~~"
Ming suddenly froze, not knowing why, he suddenly missed Alan and the others. These guys, they should be living quite well now.
After all, eating bird meat every day, the food is very good.
Sleep~~~~
The next morning, after Ming had washed and dressed, his chauffeur Kubo had already been waiting at the door.
Seeing him walk out of the house, Kubo proactively opened the car door, "Heh heh~"
"Hmm~"
Ming sat in the back seat, feeling very gratified. The longer he used the puppets, the more handy they became.
The car started, looking at the dilapidated streets on both sides of the street after the acid rain, he thought about how to remodel this place in the future.
The city ruins were full of debris from collapsed buildings, such as cement and broken bricks. To clean them up was indeed a task that required a lot of effort. After all, he was still very heartbroken for his puppets, they really worked hard.
Now he didn't want to use Raoul for this task because he had been promoted to Ming's first warrior. How could it do such a low-level job?
He was thinking, if there was a mutant creature wearing heavy armor all over, pushing dirt should become easier.
For example, having a rhino mutant...
"That's right~"
Ming smacked his forehead. He was becoming more and more stupid. The regional map can be exited at any time and can be re-entered at any time. He could totally randomly go to a place where there are rhinos, like the African savannah.
"Heh~"
Ming laughed. There were not only rhinos there, but also elephants and hippos. They were all strong and thick-skinned creatures. Inviting them back to specifically handle the cleanup of the city ruins and reclaiming the land would also be helping them realize their own value.
This... seemed like a good deed~
Moreover, they might be eagerly looking forward to his arrival. Thinking of this, Ming gave a knowing smile, they all needed to evolve well.
Hiss!
Kubo stopped the car not far from the center of the district, got out of the car, and opened the rear door.
After getting out of the car, Ming summoned Lopene, Raoul, and Alia, and trained them on how to deal with shared monsters today.
The process was very simple, Lopene and he would first collect the money, then Raoul was responsible for beating the enemy, and Alia was responsible for killing to complete her own faction task.
The plan was simple and the division of labor was clear.
Ming first found a high point and took out a single-seat sofa to sit on. He planned to first conduct remote scheduling.
09:00.
Several light columns hit the ground and dozens of Lord-level monsters rushed out.
Lopene was the first to enter. It was the first to rush into the zombie crowd, throwing out a skill[Private Equity Investment, group skill, fundraising from targets within 100 meters, 15 seconds later for judgment, if the fundraising exceeds 50,000 gold coins, it proves the success of the fundraising, all contributors will be forced to freeze for 3 seconds, trigger talent > Fund Manager: continue fundraising, continue judgment; if the fundraising does not exceed 50,000, the judgment fails, the money is not refunded, and all contributors faint for 3 seconds.]
One of the reasons he chose to schedule remotely first was to avoid Lopene's skill. When it's determined to make money, it really disregards anyone. Even as its controller, he would suffer if he was within the range of its group skill.
Moreover, he didn't have much pocket money on him, to begin with, and he couldn't afford Lopene's investment.
After all, it has never been successful in its investment, it really is a Wall Street wolf, ruthless and unyielding.
15 seconds later.
Fundraising exceeded 50,000 gold coins, all zombies were forced to freeze for 3 seconds, Lopene triggered the the[Fund Manager]talent, continuing fundraising.
In 30 seconds, it made at least 70,000 to 80,000 gold coins. It has to be said that Lopene is truly unrivaled in making money.
"It's my turn~"
Ming put on the butcher's blood-soaked clothes, ragged, and ran directly to the battlefield, handed out a broken bowl, "Pity me, a pauper~"
[Skill Activated, Received 34 Gold Coins]
"Come on, give me money~"
Ming turned around and handed a prescription to a zombie.
At this time, collecting money was also well thought out. Earlier, Lopene's two rounds of fundraising had already collected most of the money from these dozens of zombies.
Now when he prescribes medicine, the goal is no longer their money, but the equipment on them.
[Skill activated, received 2000 gold coins]
[The other party has no money, item as debt]
Ding~ You got everything from the other party.
Ming smiled, the cooperation between him and Lopene, whether in efficiency or rhythm, had reached a point where both were high level.
Very good~
With a snap of his fingers a moment later, Raoul made his appearance.
You could see him wearing a champion gold belt, wearing a crotch cloth, and in an instant, he gathered all the zombies around him.
The Champion's Gold Belt has a built-in group taunt. After he puts on the crotch cloth, it, even more, becomes the target of hate, leaving the zombies who look at it without any dignity.
Ming is a human, not to be compared with zombies, so he doesn't have any psychological reactions.
"~~"
He raised his hand and threw out a tent, all zombies were covered in it, and threw the Berserker Axe to Raoul, "Remember, beat all of them up, don't kill any~"
Then he pushed Alia in, "Remember, follow Raoul, for each one he weakens, you kill one."
Then, he took Lopene out of the tent, "Come on, let me check how much money you just made, only 163,900?"
Ming was slightly disappointed, this money wasn't even enough for a few handshakes.
He patted Lopene on the shoulder, with a meaningful tone: "Will I be able to see the day when your investment succeeds in my lifetime?"
"Hehe~"
"Fine, take all my money."
"Hehe~"
[Your puppet, Lopene, takes all the money on you for investment, and it will be determined whether the investment is successful or not in 10 seconds.]
[Your puppet, Lopene, is collected into the puppet space by you.]
"~"
Ming looked around, the tent door was closed, Kubo was waiting in the car, and there were no other 'people' around, he felt relieved.
[Investment failed, hallucinating for 10 seconds]
Ming didn't feel anything unusual, no hallucinations appeared. Could it be that the hallucination resistance given by Merlin's poisonous mushrooms could also resist Lopene's hallucination effect?
If that's the case, that would be great. He could trade with Lopene anytime, anywhere, without worrying about negative effects.
Then, while waiting for the killing inside the tent, Ming threw the equipment he had just stripped off into the Doomsday Trading House for auction. Although they were all unidentified, they were all five-star Lord's equipment and not bad.
The reason he didn't keep them was simply because he didn't need them. He was now pursuing epic-level equipment, and the Lord-level equipment was already outdated for him.
But for others, it should still be good equipment, right? There should be people buying it, right?
but, those still need to spend a scroll to identify it after buying it... I hope someone will buy it.
A few minutes later, upon receiving the last experience income message, Ming smiled.
Raoul gained combat experience by killing monsters, Alia completed tasks, and he himself gained experience and money.
Then, he looked up at the sky, a beam of light fell to the ground, and then, a figure as tall as a city wall walked out from the light. He was tall and big, his hair was combed into a small bun, his face was as big as a millstone, and his facial features were as big as peanuts. His shallow orange eyes emitted small rays of light, and his whole body was like waves of water when he walked, one wave pushing another.
Moreover, this guy was naked all over, not even wearing underwear.
"What the heck~"
This really doesn't give a chance to make money, does it?
But the next second, after observing with eagle eyes, he understood. The only piece of equipment this BOSS had was already worn on Raoul, the white loincloth.
So, the pants he received last time with the begging bowl belonged to this guy.
So, you're here to get your pants back, aren't you?