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Chapter 450 What About Him Bombing Me?
Chapter 450 What About Him Bombing Me?
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[Your Napoleon, lying on the body of a flying leech, locks eyes with a zombie that has a pair of wings on its back, a slender figure, but a bird's beak... The flying leech reminds him that it can emit electricity~]
[Your Napoleon reassures the leech and communicates with the zombie, "You're the most attractive sister I've seen since I came to this world, do you know that? Your charming appearance and your unique look, it's such a pity if they are not appreciated by more people. You shouldn't treat yourself like this, come with me~" The zombie responds with a "heh~", raises an electric drill, and emits a huge electric fork~]
[Your Napoleon watches as the electric fork lands on the body of the flying leech, the current spreads out, and both Napoleon and the leech twitch in numbness~ The still unconscious Medusa, being held by the tentacle, suddenly raises her nine heads, exclaiming in surprise that the blue elf actually electrocuted by her~]
"Female Thor?"
Ming immediately makes a judgment - wings, electric drill, emitting purple-blue electric forks, and most importantly, a slim figure, this is very similar to the image of the female Thor.
"David, you handle the follow-up, I'll go first."
"Okay!"
Ming packs up the tent, and looks at Digennaro and Alice, "I'll go first, you guys find your own way home." After speaking, he opens a portal and leaves.
Digennaro smiles, "See? That's how kind my brother is~"
Alice curves her lips, "Simply put, he is not romantic."
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Bernardo originally wanted to express his gratitude to Mr. Goodman, but that man just left like that.
"Stop looking. My brother has something to deal with. We'll handle the rest."
David pats the shoulder of the man next to him and continues, "Our agreement didn't say it would descend, did it? Some details, let's discuss them again."
"…"
Bernardo looks at the man in front of him. When people said you were a cunning businessman, I didn't believe it. Now, your smile fully proves this.
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[Your Napoleon feels terrible. He originally thought the leech's warning about electricity was a metaphor, not realizing it was literal electricity. He tells the leech that it needs to be clearer in the future, not so ambiguous. You need to understand that we are fighting for world domination, any mistake could bury us. Alright, now you can attack it~]
[Your Napoleon instructs the leech to attack. The flying leech moves forward slowly while the electric zombie is dodging and attacks with electricity~ The leech gets electrocuted~]
"Idiot."
Ming, who has already driven into the fog, is a little anxious. Your flying leech has the ability to turn invisible, it can simply turn on invisibility, sneak behind the zombie, bite with its many mouths, and start beating with its tentacles. Why be so passive?
Sure enough, the more bizarre the creature, the more foolish it seems.
[Your Napoleon watches as the flying leech turns invisible and moves forward, its body sparking with electricity. The electric zombie continues to emit electric forks at the sparks in the air. The leech's invisibility fails~]
[Your Napoleon squats on the stone slab, chatting with the somewhat weakened Medusa next to him. Maybe it was a mistake to let the leech join us. Apart from having many eyes and mouths, it seems to be useless~ Medusa: Do you think I'm not injured enough~]
[Napoleon croaks, instructing the leech to use its ability~ The leech closes its other big mouths, leaving only the largest one open. Its soft body swells up, gathering energy for a blast wave. Puff, puff, puff, puff... All mouths are simultaneously ejecting air. The blast wave fails~ It explains to Napoleon that it's been electrified and numb. The other mouths couldn't be closed tightly~ Leaked air~]
"~~"
God damn it~ Mouth numb~ Can't close tightly~ Leaking air~ Why is flying leech so weak? You're a five-star epic, not even as good as Kubo who can drive.
[Your Napoleon sighs, he's now very doubtful about the leech that he went to great lengths to get, even letting Medusa get poisoned... Medusa tells Napoleon that Da Vinci and Foodie always take something from their opponents before they fight. You didn't forget you have this ability too, did you~]
[Your Napoleon has a sudden inspiration and slaps Medusa. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. How could I possibly forget this ability of mine? I was just testing the leech's fighting ability. Otherwise, do you think I'm just here for the show~ Medusa's nine heads nod? Oh, I see, you're really thorough~]
[Your Napoleon puffs out his belly, Do you think I'd tell you if I forgot about the collecting ability? Do you think I don't care about my dignity~]
"~~"
Ming pats Kubo's shoulder, "Stop the car~"
Swoosh~ The car stops, Ming jumps off, activates his Lightning Speed, and charges in Napoleon's direction. As soon as Napoleon becomes smart, that zombie might get killed. It must die by his own hands.
[Your Napoleon hops forward and tries to take all the items from the zombie. The collection is successful~ He glances at the leech who is looking at him in shock. Don't be surprised, this is just a basic skill for me. The rest is up to you. I can't always protect you. You need to prove you're also strong~ The flying leech looks at the electric zombie. Now, it's my turn to clean up you~]
[Your Napoleon returns to the stone slab, watching as the flying leech slowly moves forward, its tentacles lunge out, reaching for the zombie~ Napoleon sees the zombie once again launch an electric fork~ The leech's extended tentacles are electrocuted, its body tightens, and it's numbed again~ Numb again~]
Swoosh~
A figure appears in a flash of lightning, knocking the zombie down with a punch, followed by a beast-human with a bull horn, six arms, and six knives, and a werewolf appearing, slashing, kicking, and pounding at the zombie.
After a while, Ming's spear pierces the zombie's head, collecting various trophies.
[Your Napoleon communicates with the leech. That's the human who gave you the injection, right? See, I told you, the enemy of your enemy is your friend~ The leech agrees, but it still stares fiercely at the human~]
[Your Napoleon hands over the loot from his backpack, telling you that he doesn't want to go home yet. The dream hasn't been fulfilled, going home will wear down his will~]
"Alright~"
Ming respects Napoleon's choice. Then, he puts down several boxes of feed worms, throws out the back half of a deer, extracts a tube of Raoul's blood, and comes to the flying leech, "Don't move, I'm treating your disease again."
After the first injection, he extracts another tube of Frank's blood and injects it into the body of the flying leech again, pushing it in, "Don't freak out if you grow hair in a few days."
Ming doesn't know if the other party can understand, but he has mentioned the potential side effects. Whether it's understood or not is your own business~
[Your Napoleon watches you leave, looking at the leech. See, our Ming is so gentle and even left us some food~ The leech sighs in its heart, yeah, he didn't forget to give me the injection either~]
[Your Napoleon tells the leech to think about things from all angles and to switch to a different mindset. Think about it, he didn't give the zombie an injection, he didn't give Medusa an injection, and he didn't give me an injection, but he gave you an injection. This is enough to prove that you are special~ The leech ponders, what about him bombing me?]
[Your Napoleon is tired and tells the leech to let bygones be bygones~ The leech asks, you and he are family, right?]
[Your Napoleon glares, mouths are causing problems, right? Then he gently strokes Medusa's head, not talking about you, eat your worms~ The leech rotates its eyes, why did he inject blood into me?]