As A Trash Collector, I Collected A Imperial Jade Seal

Chapter 89 - 89 Sh*t! Did I Just Dig Up an Atomic Bomb? (4)

89 Sh*t! Did I Just Dig Up an Atomic Bomb? (4)

Forget Li Shishi, even Luo Feng himself would sometimes be left speechless by the words of his fans.

…

About half an hour later, Luo Feng’s 4 million dollar Mercedes had arrived at the scene.

He noticed that most of the heirs had reached the factory before him, and had already been digging for a while.

!!

More than a dozen small pits could be seen, dotted across the site.

“Yong, did you find anything?”

Luo Feng was impressed. Even though they had set off together, they had arrived more than ten minutes earlier than him.

Just how passionate are they about treasure-hunting?

“We’ve just started digging. How can we have found anything? We’re still waiting for you to teach us your skills!”

Zhang Shunyong shrugged helplessly.

“What skills? I’m just digging blindly with my arse!”

Luo Feng smirked as he moved his equipment out of the car together with Li Shishi.

In truth, Luo Feng wanted to handle it by himself, but Li Shishi had insisted that she helped.

“Guhaha, blindly digging with your arse? Are you trying to pull my leg?”

Zhang Shunyong did not believe in Luo Feng’s words.

Just like a magic trick, there was definitely a technique behind the mystical fa?ade that could be replicated.

Once the technique was known, the trick would no longer look as mystical.

But if not, it would remain as magical and enigmatic as always.

“Zhang Shunyong, can’t you be a bit more civilized?”

After Li Shishi carried Luo Feng’s backpack over, she rolled her eyes at Zhang Shunyong.

“The heck is this double standard?”

Zhang Shunyong was speechless. Luo Feng was the one who claimed that he was digging with his arse!

And yet, Li Shishi had accused him of bein uncivilized?

Fine, then, I’ll just leave.

These two lovebirds seem to be having fun moving things. I originally planned to help, but it seems that it’s unnecessary.

Being a third wheel is not fun at all.

Plus, it’s clear from Li Shishi’s tone that she wants me gone.

“Thank you, Shishi. Since we’re almost done, I’m heading off to start digging.”

Once things had settled down, Luo Feng hoisted up his Swallowtail Hoe and headed to the spot that was littered densely with dots he saw the previous day.

Although he knew not what the dots denoted, he was certain that there was plenty of good stuff waiting for him.

Li Shishi did not chase after him and gave Luo Feng his space. She felt that Luo Feng did not wish for anyone to learn of his secret treasure-hunting techniques, and thus, decided to respect his wish.

Once they were separated, Luo Feng walked straight to the spot with a large number of dots.

However, just like all his previous excavations, he first put on a show.

He started off with patrolling the area, then proceeded to draw a few markings on the ground with stone, followed by some quick nonsensical calculations with a calculator before moving on to some other inconsequential act.

It was all a mess, which served perfectly well as a smokescreen to his true abilities.

Despite all his accolades until now, no one had yet to figure out what Luo Feng’s secret technique was.

“Hmm? A box?”

Luo Feng spotted something lying on the ground.

What prop is this?

[ Ding! You have dug up a bottle of sunblock!]

[ This is the ultimate sunblock, designed specifically to tailor the needs of chiseled Greek gods such as yourself! Provides 360 degree sunlight protection, and makes you immune to all ultraviolet damage! ]

“There’s this sort of treasure?”

“And here I was fussing over getting a tan which might ruin my looks!”

“This is good stuff!”

While Luo Feng was delighted by the finding, he suddenly thought of a certain someone he had an affection for and asked, “System, can this item be used by other people?”

“Of course not!”

“Tsk, boring!” Luo Feng had considered sharing the item with Su Meiji if she were to join him in treasure hunts in the future.

Nevertheless, he soon got over it and began digging.

Thonk!

[ You’ve dug up an insect repellant. ]

[ Ding! ]

[ You have found a Jungle Blade! Should you encounter an impassable path in the woods, just bring out the Jungle Blade and slash open a path in a single strike! ]

“…”

Luo Feng was speechless.

...

What the hell is this?

Why are there so many props?

“Why has the host only found rocks so far? Isn’t he supposed to be super lucky or something?”

“That’s right. I read about him from the trending search last night. Could it have been fake news?”

“Are you new here? Stop clowning around, how can he dig up a rare treasure this soon into the stream!”

“Did you really think it’s as simple as bending over and picking up a piece of treasure!?”

“Just wait, what’s there to fuss over. Plus, you can switch over to Li Shishi’s stream instead! I’m sure you’ll find it much more enjoyable, if you know what I mean!”

“Hahaha! Yes, those jiggly mountains are truly a sight to behold!”

“Bah! A bunch of perverts!”

“Just leave if you don’t like it! I have nothing else better to do anyway!”

Clearly, Luo Feng’s stream was rather boring when there was no treasure to be found. It was to the extent that many would have switched to a beautiful woman’s stream instead.

...

However, the moment a treasure was found…

I’m sorry, even if you’re a fairy from the nine Heavens, I’ll immediately switch to Luo Feng’s streams!

“Luo Feng, haven’t you found anything yet?”

Li Shishi was a girl, so her physical strength was a bit lacking compared to the boys. After digging for only half an hour, she decided to take a break, and she took the opportunity to visit Luo Feng while she did so.

She offered him a bottle of mineral water, and without sparing a second glance, Luo Feng took it and drank it all.

In Luo Feng’s perspective, Li Shishi did not seem to have any bad intentions.

It seemed that she really just liked him.

“Indeed I haven’t! All I’ve found are some rocks and grass so far!”

Luo Feng threw the bottle of mineral water on the ground.

“Don’t just litter on the ground!” Li Shishi rolled her eyes.

As she spoke, she picked the bottle up and placed it in a garbage bag.

“Oh darn, I forgot! My bad!”

Seeing this, Luo Feng quickly admitted to his mistake.

“So, what’d you say if I tag along with you later? Maybe I’ll get to leech off your luck?”

Li Shishi subtly made the request.

After all, all she managed to find the previous day was a machete. She was considered to be the unluckiest out of all the heirs.

“I’m down with anything!”

Luo Feng simply nodded at her request.

“Damn, are we watching this woman poach our host live?!”

“Don’t try and steal our host’s luck!”

“There’s no choice, she’s a beauty after all.”

“But if the young models at the club were to watch this stream and see them together, wouldn’t Luo Feng’s chances with them be dashed?!”

“I, Wang long, don’t agree to this marriage! On behalf of the thousands of young models in the club, I reject this marriage!”

“…”

Luo Feng was not paying attention to the stream, and thus, was oblivious to what was transpiring.

Li Shishi followed behind Luo Feng while maintaining a certain distance. She was worried that Luo Feng’s powerful swings might accidentally hit her.

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

Suddenly, Li Shishi leaped with excitement. “Luo Feng! There’s something here, my metal detector is going off the charts!”

Luo Feng had also heard the sound.

He immediately made his way over and started digging the spot Li Shishi had found.

Soon, a cylindrical object emerged from the surface of the soil.

“Luo Feng, what’s this?”

“It looks like a cylinder?”

“Could it be an atomic bomb?”

Li Shishi looked at the item’s appearance and made a wild guess…