Chapter 9: Old green tea on the ninth day of love.
Chapter 9: Old green tea on the ninth day of love.
"There is such a strong sour smell in the air, even more sour than aged vinegar." Shi Lun interjected angrily from the side.
Su Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and smiled, "Mr. Lu, sweet love is not your turn, and it is understandable for you to be jealous. But love is something that cannot be forced. The more you force it, the more you will The more you ask for it."
Both mentors knew clearly about the vigorous pursuit of Pei Xi by the original body. The two knew that Pei Xi only loved Mu Baozhu, so they stabbed the knife in Lu Nan's heart from time to time. But this time they are destined to return in vain like last time.
Lu Yan wrapped a mouthful of meat with a mouthful of soy milk, and took the time to ask back, "What am I jealous of? Jealous of Pei Xi's costume? Jealous of Pei Xi's oil? Jealous of Pei Xi's need for a steel wool bath?"
[Hahahaha, I never expected that Teacher Lu is still a rapper. ?
[Such a sentence actually rhymes! Teacher Lu is so talented! ?
[Double the bamboo shoots, hahahaha this stalk seems to be hard to pass! ?
[Mr. Lu can participate in the audition after this love variety show is over, I don't want to watch the rap if it wasn't sung by you. ?
Pei Xi is the biggest funder of "Heartbeat Index". As mentors who take money to eat, it is impossible for Su Xiaoxiao and Shi Lun to agree with Lu Yan's words. Unsuspecting staff members just came in.
The staff who didn't know what happened in the tutor room handed today's tutor card to the tutor.
"Three love mentors, starting today, you can assign sweet love tasks on the mentor card."
Lu Yan took his tutor card, but now, the card is still blank.
Su Xiaoxiao and Shi Lun took the pen immediately, ready to write love tasks on it.
For the effect of the program, Su Xiaoxiao pretended to be distressed, "Xiaolun, what tasks do you think we should assign?"
Shi Lun said cooperatively, "Of course it is as sweet as it is, and it can be as sweet as possible, and it can be as warm as possible between the guests."
When Su Xiaoxiao and Shi Lun were joking with each other, Lu Yan simply and neatly wrote a line on the tutor card.
After finishing writing, she handed the card to the staff.
The staff took a look after receiving it, and a look, good guy, I saw that Lu Yan wrote on the card: [Dance a dance, exchange partners every minute, and the male and female guests look at each other for at least fifteen seconds during the dance. ?
Naturally, Lu Yan could write some funny and tiring tasks, such as [picking cow dung together], [cutting onions together], etc., but she knew that the director would not be able to pass it. To a certain extent, the director is just a tool for Pei Xi to chase people.
Since the book already has a lot of content about the Shura field, why not add more fire to it, and let the Shura field come more violently.
The more violent the Shura field is, the more jealous Pei Xi will be. Once Pei Xi is jealous, the more opportunities to transform into a tyrant, the tyrant is afraid that the plot of "forced love" is not enough?
As a love mentor, when the time comes, she just needs to wait quietly to watch the show and eat melons.
At this time, Su Xiaoxiao and Shi Lun also wrote love missions one after another.
Su Xiaoxiao is to share interesting stories about childhood with each other and increase mutual understanding. ?
Shi Lun's is [hug for five seconds and say a word of love. (This task can only be triggered if the male and female guests choose each other, otherwise the task will be invalid)]
When it comes to Su Xiaoxiao and Shi Lun, they are naturally eager to assign tasks such as "French kiss for half a minute".
But they can't. Once such a task is assigned, this variety show may not pass the review.
So they can only try their best to benefit Pei Xi.
Shi Lun is more like a chicken thief, and there is an additional condition. If there is a female guest who likes Pei Xi, as long as Pei Xi does not accept it, the hug will naturally be unsuccessful.
After all, Pei Xi only belonged to Mu Baozhu.
Soon, their tasks were posted on the blackboard in the hall.
The director of "Heartbeat Index" announced the rules of the game, "The six guests can choose today's love mission after discussion, and complete at least one love mission every day. After the love mission is completed, a new mission will be refreshed the next day."
For example, if the six guests choose task No. 1 today, task No. 1 will be updated tomorrow, and tasks No. 2 and No. 3 will continue until they are completed.
After discussion among the six guests today, they chose Su Xiaoxiao's task.
After all, we are not very familiar with each other yet, and we just look at each other for fifteen seconds, or hug each other, and it feels like the progress is too fast.
So after discussing, they chose the safest option to share their childhood fun.
Su Xiaoxiao smiled complacently when she saw that her mission was chosen.
She began to think about the love task she would assign tomorrow.
Starting tomorrow, love quests can be even more exciting and intimate.
This is also a request from the patron Pei Xi.
After the guests selected the tasks, the director team posted six photos of children prepared in advance on the blackboard one by one.
Suddenly seeing the photos of themselves when they were young, several guests showed surprised expressions on their faces.
Director, "Are you surprised or not?"
The two female guests were obviously pleasantly surprised, but Mu Baozhu's expression could be described as ugly.
Lu Yan looked at the six photos of children.
The children in the photos all looked only three or four years old, chubby. Children of this age are very cute, innocent and ignorant. But when her eyes glanced at a picture of a little girl, she raised her eyebrows in surprise.
The little girl in the photo looks fat, with thick lips, a flat nose, and small eyes.
To be honest, this little girl was nothing like any of the three female guests present, and she didn't have a single bit of what the three female guests might have looked like when they were young.
who is this
Lu Yan looked at the other two photos of the little girls again.
Through the analysis of photos and real people, she matched the other two photos of girls with the female guests Nunuuo and Yao Hanhan one by one.
From this point of view, the photo of the girl at the beginning was Mu Baozhu when she was a child?
Amazing!
Now Mu Baozhu's facial features are exquisite and beautiful, with a fairy air all over her body, a high nose bridge, big eyes, and a lip suitable for kissing.
As a result, she grew up like that when she was a child?
Not only Lu Yan discovered this, but the other two girls also discovered this carefully.
Although it is said that the female college has changed eighteen times, it is impossible to change so much, as if she has become a completely different person.
Natural changes are impossible to change so much, unless plastic surgery.
There was something else in the eyes of the two female guests looking at Mu Baozhu.
They only thought that Mu Baozhu had plastic surgery, and only Lu Yan knew that Mu Baozhu had golden fingers, and she became so beautiful by relying on the space spirit spring that can win other people's fortunes.
So, if one day she regains her fortune, will Mu Baozhu be beaten back to her original form?
This time, Mu Baozhu was out of state throughout the mission. After Pei Xi realized it, he knew that Mu Baozhu might not like this part, so this part passed hastily, and the whole process didn't take five minutes.
Mu Baozhu heaved a long sigh of relief after all the photos of the six guests when they were young were put away.
After being so beautiful for so long, she almost forgot what she used to look like.
If you've never had one, it's probably okay. However, what people are most afraid of is losing something after they have it.
Mu Baozhu fixedly looked at the direction of the blackboard just now.
She absolutely, absolutely cannot go back to the past!
Originally, in the director's plan, this mission link would take at least two hours, but it ended in five minutes.
It has to be said that Pei Xi really dotes on Baozhu too much, and he cancels everything she doesn't like.
The overlord is worthy of being the overlord.
The director had no choice but to temporarily add a link, "Then show your talent."
At this time, Mu Baozhu said softly, "Is it only the guests who participate? Why don't you let the love mentor come too?"
Naturally, the director dared not refuse the request from Mu Baozhu.
He hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll ask the three love mentors to come to the living room as well."
When Lu went to the living room, he noticed Mu Baozhu's gaze.
She didn't take it to heart, and was just about to find a place to sit down. At this time, Mu Baozhu walked over in a few steps, pretending to meet Lu Yan for the first time, "Are you Teacher Lu? I have heard your name for a long time. "
While talking, Mu Baozhu wanted to shake hands with Lu Yan.
Lu Yan subconsciously hid to the side, not letting Mu Baozhu touch him.
After being robbed of his fortune, Lu Yan thought about it carefully. She felt that Mu Baozhu's ability could not be so heaven-defying.
Later, she thought of the sticky feeling when she was being held tightly by Mu Baozhu, like being stared at by a snake.
She asked the merit system whether Mu Baozhu took away her luck through contact, and the merit system said weakly that she didn't know.
What is the use of the spicy chicken system?
Although she is not sure, Lu Yan still chooses to trust her intuition. It is impossible for her to have any physical contact with Mu Baozhu.
After being avoided by Lu Yan, Mu Baozhu lowered his eyes to hide the emotions in his eyes.
Just a little bit.
If you touch it three more times, Lu Yan will have no luck.
What will happen to a person with a fortune of 0?
It must have been tragic.
It's just that recently Lu Yan is not as irritable and impulsive as before, which makes Mu Baozhu feel uneasy and anxious.
It was beyond her expectation that Lu Yan avoided her handshake just now.
Mu Baozhu didn't give up, she blinked Bambi's eyes, her face was innocent and pure, with a bit of sadness and sadness on her face, "Mr. Lu, I just want to shake hands with you."
Lu said oh. But there is still no response to the action.
So, if you want to shake hands with me, I have to cooperate?
Pei Xi's expression was ugly, "Baozhu said he wants to shake hands with you, don't you understand?"
Lu Yan didn't answer, she just asked sternly, "Pure and innocent eyes, coupled with a delicate and distressing posture, what is this?"
Zheng Shu asked subconsciously in a daze, "What is this?"
"Of course it is, old green tea."
As soon as the word old green tea came out, Pei Xi was furious, "Lu Yan!"
Lu Yan is not the original body, she is not afraid of the angry Pei Xi, and she can even go back with green tea on the spot.
"Baozhu, you're so kind and sensible, you won't be angry because of such a trivial matter, right?"
Mu Baozhu gritted her teeth tightly, and she didn't know how many seconds passed before she said to Pei Xi with a pale face, "Pei Xi, don't be angry. Teacher Lu must be joking."
Hearing what she said, Pei Xi's face was full of tenderness, "Baozhu, you are really the most innocent and kind girl I have ever seen. You know, people are bullied by kindness, but it's okay, I will always protect you."
Lu Ning: ...
Give a little yue to show respect.
In the next talent show, several male guests wished to use all kinds of talents in order to make Mu Baozhu happy.
Zheng Shu recited a romantic English love poem.
The mother tongue of the three countries where he studied abroad is all English. To avoid another overturn this time, he used the safest foreign language-English. As for other languages ??that he knows a little bit, after the last time he made a fool of himself, he didn't dare to use them at all.
As one of the top ten singers on campus, Su Fu sang a slow-paced love song to Mu Baozhu.
When it was Pei Xi's turn, he took out a black card and asked the program team to buy all the new products of the D family for Mu Baozhu.
Such a rich and powerful behavior not only shocked the program group, but also shocked the entire live broadcast room.
In the live broadcast room, the audience's [666] never stopped.
[Is this male guest so rich? ?
[All new products of D family? There is no seven figures that cannot be won! ?
[A real rich man, I am admiring. ?
[Ahhh, the male guest must be sincere, Mu Baozhu has been spoiled like a little princess! ?
After doing all this, Pei Xi gave Lu Yan a cold look.
If you dare to make Mu Baozhu angry, I will make her happy twice as much.
Envious? jealous? Even if you are envious and jealous, you can't get all this!
Lu Yan, who received this look, felt nothing in his heart, and even wanted to laugh.
Besides beating people with money, what else can the boss do?
After the talent show of the male guests, it was the turn of the female guests.
Nuo Nuo is an entertainment anchor on a certain platform. She usually likes the second dimension, and likes to wear **** and jk. Her talent for acting is to pose in jk.
Yao Hanhan is a female elite who started her own business. She wrote a work with a brush on the spot.
It has to be said that she wrote majesticly and powerfully through the good words on the back of the paper.
This one shocked many guests and audiences.
Finally, it was Mu Baozhu's turn.
Mu Baozhu smiled coquettishly, "I want to invite Teacher Lu to perform an instrumental ensemble with me. Teacher Lu, is it okay?"
In the novel, Yuan Shen only had Pei Xi in his heart, and he had been chasing Pei Xi eagerly since he was a child.
Although he is a rich second generation, he has no talent at all.
Good guy.
Mu Baozhu knew this, but still asked for it.
This is to make Lu Yan make a fool of himself on purpose!