Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1159 - Why Didnt You Say So Earlier?

Chapter 1159: Why Didn’t You Say So Earlier?

Chapter 1158 – Why Didn’t You Say So Earlier?

“No, Jianwen Bro, I really wanted to tell you a secret...” Yushu said, as if feeling wronged.

“Really? What is it then?” Jansen frowned.

“An Bro, something’s wrong!” Taizao came running over, panting.

“Wait for a second- Lil sis Shu’s telling me a secret. I’ll help you later.” Jianwen said with a wave of his hand to Taizao.

“Jianwen Bro, actually, Xiaoxiao was planning to put a crab in your pants...” Yushu said.

“Then just tell me- why did you scream? You wanted to make me deaf or something?” Jianwen looked at her helplessly.

“No, it’s because Xiaoxiao already put it in your pants. That’s why I screamed!” Yushu said shyly.

“Wha?!” Jianwen jumped up, holding his two hands to guard his crotch as cold sweat dripped down. “It pinched my balls, gaaah!!”

“Oh, Jianwen Bro, I told you the secret, so bye-bye! Enjoy your ball pain!” Yushu said and turned around.

Jansen held his crotch as he jumped around the sand, but couldn’t just take his pants off in public- he rushed back inside his tent.

He took it off instantly, and a small crab was pinching onto his balls.

“Taizao, hurry! I don’t have the strength!” Jianwen said helplessly.

“Little crab, come down... It’s not fun there...” Taizao lowered his head as he looked at the crab.

“You think you’re a crab? He wouldn’t understand you, you idiot! Help get him off!!” Jianwen was furious- this guy was actually talking to the damn crab!

Taizao didn’t dare waste more time- he carefully grabbed the crab, pulling it- this drew tears from Jianwen’s eyes.” My balls! My balls are being ripped off!”

“But... It’s not letting go!” Taizao didn’t know what to do- should he stop or continue?

“Cant’ you be more careful? Pull out his pincers first?” Jianwen said.

“I... I’ll try then...” Taizao nodded carefully.

And so, a loud howl came out from the tent- marking the origin of the Man with Ball Pains.

Yushu and Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, walked back to the group as if nothing happened.

“What’s with An Jianwen? Is he injured? Mengyao didn’t know what was up with him. The guy was screaming really loudly after all.

“His balls hurt,” Yushu said.

“Balls... Balls hurt?” Mengyao blushed- saying the ball hurt was a popular Chinese way to express a troubling situation, but only males used it most of the time! Girls didn’t have balls, and Mengyao wouldn’t be saying that kind of thing as well.

Mengyao was a little troubled- why was Jianwen having ball pains all of a sudden?

“His ball got pinched by a crab!” Xiaoxiao explained.

“Huh?” Mengyao blinked- she didn’t understand how that would feel, but it wouldn’t be good. “Why’s he so unlucky, getting... that, by that...”

“I planted the crab,” Xiaoxiao said.

“Ah?!” Mengyao felt a headache coming- so it was Xiaoxiao? Looking at that face Yushu was wearing, these two were probably teaming up again- Jianwen sure was unfortunate to meet these two demon kings.

“He wouldn’t get hurt, right?” Mengyao asked, worried.

“Nope, it’s just a small crab- the worst would be a small cut or something,” Yushu said.

Jianwen, on the other hand, finally managed to get the crab off of him- but his ball was also torn.

“Fuck, you damn crab, I’ll stomp you to death!” Jianwen sent a foot at it once he got it off.

But the crab was on the sand, so the crab just got pushed inside- it popped back out to pinch onto his toe.

“Ahhhh!” He screamed.

Half an hour later, JIanwen limped out with one hand on his ball, both of which were bandaged. He was in pain. “Right, you said something was wrong earlier- what is it?”

Jianwen only remembered that Taizao had something important he wanted to report, but he was interrupted by Yushu.

“Well, An Bro, I wanted to tell you that Xiaoxiao threw a crab into your pants, but there’s no need to say it now..” Taizao said bitterly.

“What?!” Jianwen almost jumped up from the ground. “You’re’ saying you saw Feng Xiaoxiao throw this in, and you didn’t tell me?”

Jianwen remembered clearly that the crab hadn’t pinched on him when Taizao was calling him. He could’ve prevented this!

His face changed into a monstrous expression.

“But you told me to wait, to wait until Lil sis Shu told you the secret...” Taizao said weakly.

“Wha??” Jianwen blinked but remembering that it was indeed him who told him to wait. He supposed that he had no choice- he brought it on himself...

Jianwen looked at Xiaoxiao and Yushu with a trace of rage, but they were friends of Mengyao, so he couldn’t do anything here. Even if he did cause a scene, they’d just say they were playing around. He couldn’t do anything.

And so, he endured the pain and acted as if nothing was wrong, walking to the seashore casually.

Yushu was feeling a bit confused that Jianwen was walking normally after just jumping around in pain- but one look at that struggling face and she knew he was acting.