Chapter 46: 045 The Rules of Victory have been established
Chapter 46: 045 The Rules of Victory have been established
Recently, Fang You often felt the competitive desire displayed by the boys led by Fan Yuan.
They frequently competed with Fang You to show their best in front of Teacher Taozi.
It's good; boys should compete more with each other.
Basing on your talent and effort to lose to me is not something shameful.
On the contrary, your courage is very commendable.
Kids, keep your anger towards me and try to provoke me!
That way, my Emotional Energy will reap even more, more!
Like all true adults, Fang You didn't find the provocation from the kids to be annoying.
He only found their earnest expressions to be very amusing.
Filled with a kind of pure beauty.
Because most children's emotions are straightforward, and their feelings are almost always written on their faces; there's no need to guess, he could tell without Mind Catcher.
Unlike a bastard like himself, who always hides all sorts of cunning thoughts.
I'm so bad, wah wah...
Meanwhile, after a series of defeats, Fan Yuan finally decided not to play the role of a great kid anymore.
He went home and started playing "Egg Star" on his dad's phone again.
I want to turn to the dark side! I want to be a naughty kid!
The villain kid!
Fan Yuan knew all too well what this meant.
The feature of a villain kid: Look for the protagonist's weaknesses to attack.
If You You makes a mistake, Teacher Taozi won't like him anymore.
Then she might like me!
So let me think, what are You You's weaknesses...
You You is very smart; there isn't a question he can't answer;
You You is very strong; he hasn't lost to anyone in arm wrestling;
You You is very handsome; he is liked by many girls;
...
Impossible!
You You must have a weakness!
Fan Yuan thought hard, with thoughts coming from all angles, day and night, tossing and turning, thinking even without sleeping during the noon nap.
And then because he didn't take a nap, Teacher Taozi scolded him.
Wah wah...
After much painful reflection, Fan Yuan had an epiphany.
I know now!
I finally know what You You's weakness is!
That is... You You has very few friends!
To be precise, he doesn't have any male friends.
Fang You spent most of his time in kindergarten playing with Xia Nuo and Xia Nuo's good friend Luo Xianyu.
He hardly ever took the initiative to approach other kids.
So other than Xia Nuo, everyone kept a certain distance from him.
Those girls willing to play house were also organized by Xia Nuo before they dared to approach You You.
Of course, I also don't have friends.
But many boys don't like You You; they will become my helpers.
Teacher Taozi often teaches me: many hands make light work.
As long as we work together, we can definitely beat You You!
The only thing to be careful of is that You You is very good at telling ghost stories, he's strong, and he's good at arm wrestling, so the kids in class are afraid of him.
Um... that's right, I'm afraid of him, too.
So I can't just confront him head-on; I need to outsmart him.
All right, let's go for it!
He thinks he's very strong? Then we'll see if he can beat all of us!
Having made up his mind, Fan Yuan gathered his courage and walked up to start a conversation with Fang You.
"Hi..."
Fan Yuan greeted Fang You somewhat awkwardly.
"What's up, Yuan Yuan?"
Instead of the cold response he'd imagined, Fang You's attitude was very gentle, even a bit friendly.
This was beyond Fan Yuan's expectations.
[Fan Yuan didn't think you'd remember his name! Emotional Energy +1]
Don't, don't buddy up to me!
You're the little villain who stole my Teacher Taozi; I'll defeat you!
Fan Yuan suppressed his emotions and engaged in conversation with Fang You, "You You, I remember you're really good at arm wrestling, right?"
"Hmm... what about it?"
"Although you're good at arm wrestling, I've seen someone even better."
Fan Yuan put on a defiant look, "My brother can use both hands to arm wrestle with others at the same time; you definitely can't do that!"
Fang You thought for a moment and nodded lightly, "I don't know, I can try it."
[Fan Yuan is happy you fell for it, Emotional Energy +5!]
So, at Fan Yuan's call, the kids all came over to challenge Fang You, the Arm Wrestling Celebrity.
"I'll go, I'll go!"
"I want to try too!"
"You You is too arrogant, I must beat him today."
Fang You put both hands on the table, surrounded by the kids who were eager to compete with him in arm wrestling.
Xia Nuo excitedly ran to the front.
"I am You You's best friend, so of course I have to be the first one!"
Luo Xianyu walked up to Fang You, lowered her head, and sneakily looked up, gazing at him with eager eyes.
Fang You raised an eyebrow slightly, "Ayu, you want to arm wrestle with me too?"
Luo Xianyu nodded frantically.
To show special consideration for Xia Nuo and Luo Xianyu, Fang You allowed them to use both their hands against his one.
However, Ayu and Xia Nuo both lost in an instant!
"Damn it, You You is too strong!"
The unconvinced Xia Nuo asked for a rematch and then got a severe lesson from Fang You.
Arm wrestling was an activity the boys were enthusiastic about, but because the challenger was You You, the girls in Giraffe Class also participated actively.
Everyone wanted to hold hands with You You!
Seeing this scene, Fan Yuan was very pleased.
Although the girl children didn't have much strength, Fan Yuan didn't expect them to win against You You.
But they could wear down You You's physical strength!
And so, Fang You held hands with every girl in the class.
Fan Yuan and Fang You put the most effort and desperation into their arm wrestling.
He offered a bar of milk candy as a prize and found the class's fattest kid, Wang Chao, to join him in dealing with Fang You, even strategically choosing to go last after calculating Fang You's condition following the multiple matches, definitely being out of energy by then.
He wanted to defeat You You fair and square, so Teacher Taozi would know I am stronger than You You, then she would like me!
Smack!
Fan Yuan and Wang Chao were almost instantly defeated by Fang You.
"You You, victorious!"
Xia Nuo raised Fang You's hands high and solemnly declared, "Now, I announce that You You is the Giraffe Class Arm Wrestling Champion!"
The children were convinced and started clapping earnestly.
[Congratulations, you've defeated all the kids in your class at arm wrestling with both hands, rewarded with 1000 Growth Energy points! Current Growth Energy (34110/50000)]
[Hidden Talent [Multitasking] has been unlocked: Your adaptability at doing two things at once has improved.]
What an unexpected gain...
Being able to master multitasking would surely be useful in many situations in the future.
Fang You continued to harvest the Emotional Energy flowing from Fan Yuan.
[Fan Yuan can't believe you're actually this amazing! Emotional Energy +10]
Fan Yuan, he couldn't figure it out!
He had prepared such a thorough plan and even found the strongest aide.
But why...
Why like this!
Could it be that You You really is a child prodigy without any weaknesses!
Fan Yuan felt that such a child couldn't possibly exist, he was determined to find You You's weakness.
Fan Yuan had forgotten his original goal was to gain Teacher Taozi's affection; now, defeating Fang You had become his lifelong dream.
Fan Yuan thought about it on the way home, during meals, and even while peeing.
One day, as Fan Yuan was peeing, You You came by.
Fan Yuan felt a bit nervous, couldn't pee, and just had to pull up his pants.
Meanwhile, Fang You stood next to him, unconcernedly unzipping his pants to start peeing, entirely ignoring his presence.
So bold, peeing right in front of me!
Because Fang You's peeing stream was so forceful, Fan Yuan couldn't help but steal a glance at him.
...
Pfft...
Pffthaha!
Fan Yuan covered his mouth, but he couldn't contain the laughter on his face.
"Your pee-pee, how can it be so big...hahaha, that's too funny!"
Fang You glanced at him, his eyebrows slightly furrowing.
Fan Yuan called over a few other kids who were peeing to come over and observe:
"Come look, You You's pee-pee is really scary!"
Driven by curiosity, a few boys immediately gathered around to observe the frightening thing.
Under the watchful eyes of the children, Fang You finished peeing with composure.
The incredibly strong-minded Fang You was not affected in the least.
High and far.
But, the boys' discussions about Fang You just wouldn't stop.
"Ah, it's true! Like a caterpillar, so scary!"
"Mine's only as big as a candy."
"Is it?"
The little boy peeked inside his pants, "Mine is even smaller than yours."
"Could You You be a monster?"
Seeing Fang You being discussed by the children, yet not making any powerful retorts or even daring to speak up in his defense,
Fan Yuan suddenly realized something.
He felt as though his mind had suddenly blown wide open, as if he had discovered a new continent.
The formula for victory was now clear!
Yes, this was You You's true weakness, his vulnerable point!
I have finally found the way to defeat You You!
Fan Yuan decided to spread this news widely in the class.
I will let everyone know that You You has a scary thing, making all the children in the Giraffe Class stay away from him!
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