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Chapter 92: It’s fine if you offend me, but you dare to scold my shit scooper? Do you know that this cat is cheating?
Chapter 92: It’s fine if you offend me, but you dare to scold my shit scooper? Do you know that this cat is cheating?
Chapter 92: It’s fine if you offend me, but you dare to scold my s*it scooper? Do you know that this cat is cheating?
“Hurry up, hurry up……”
Seeing this scene, the old ladies’ expressions changed, and they hurriedly left.
It seemed that they knew these people very well and were unwilling to provoke them too much.
“What are you looking at, you stinky cat? Believe it or not, I’ll k*ll you if you keep staring?” The middle-aged woman cursed, seeing the others leave, leaving only the Big Fat Tabby Cat looking at them.
“Meow meow~ ?You’re so tough, you’re so awesome. You dare to curse me like this? I’ll make sure you regret it. ?” Hearing this, Li Li walked towards a nearby shrub with small steps.
These guys just wait a few minutes, he’s going to the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall to get some good stuff. He’ll see if he can’t make these bastards suffer.
“Mom, let’s go. We’ll wait in the car for that b*tch to come out.” The sleazy young man said, holding a cigarette in his mouth, “Don’t think that selling the house to the acquisition company will work. I have eight hundred ways to deal with her. I don’t believe she won’t pay then.”
“Yeah, let’s go. Let’s see where she’s moving to?” The middle-aged man said, and the three of them walked towards the parked car.
“Meow meow~ ?I’ll look for something, something that will make you regret messing with me. How dare you curse me and my Senior Sister, my litter shovel officer? ?” Li Li sneered, his eyes scanning the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall, and soon he found something interesting.“Bad Luck Doll: A doll that brings bad luck to creatures. Anyone who comes into contact with it will be plagued by bad luck for life. ?Note: This item has a greater effect on ordinary creatures and is not obvious on extraordinary creatures. Please purchase with caution. Items sold in the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall are non-refundable. ?”
“Meow meow~ ?This thing is good, I want these three guys to be unlucky, the kind that makes them choke on water. ?” Li Li nodded after seeing the introduction and immediately purchased three Bad Luck Dolls.
At the same time, the Comprehensive Network Currency in his account decreased by 1,500, but Li Li didn’t feel distressed.
To see these guys suffer and be unlucky every day? This Comprehensive Network Currency was well worth it.
“Swish, swish, swish”
With three soft sounds, the purchased Bad Luck Dolls landed in front of Li Li.
These Bad Luck Dolls were only five centimeters tall, with bodies woven from straw and heads made of cloth, a big cross on their faces looking extremely eerie.
These dolls were currently jumping up and down, climbing Li Li’s legs.
“Meow meow~ ?Little guys, stop messing around, I didn’t buy you to play with me. ?” Li Li said angrily, watching this scene, “Meow meow~ ?See that black car in front? There’s a family of three inside, that’s your main target, go and bring them bad luck. ?”
“Swish, swish”
Hearing this, the Bad Luck Dolls climbing Li Li’s legs jumped down and ran towards the black car with their short legs.
As they ran faster and faster, their figures became fainter and fainter, and finally, when they hit the car, they completely disappeared.
“Meow meow~ ?Good, I don’t have to worry about them anymore. ?” Li Li nodded with satisfaction, watching this scene. Then he walked towards the second floor of Building Seven with small steps.
Senior Sister suddenly encountering this kind of thing, she must be in need of comfort, right? As a righteous cat, he felt it was time for him to make an appearance.
“D*mn it, what a broken car! It’s only been on for how long? Why is there no air anymore? D*mn it.” The young man in the driver’s seat cursed angrily when he found that the air conditioner vent was not blowing any air.
It was over thirty degrees outside, the sun was scorching, and this d*mn broken car’s air conditioner wasn’t working at this time? Did it want to heat them to death?
“Don’t be angry, when we get the demolition money, I’ll buy you a better car.” The middle-aged man said, reaching out to press the window button.
But the window didn’t show any sign of going down, only making a “creaking” sound.
“D*mn it~” The middle-aged man also cursed angrily.
“Forget it, let’s just stand outside.” The middle-aged woman said when she saw this, reaching out to turn the door handle. With a “click”, the door handle came off in her hand.
This movement immediately caught the attention of the two people in the front. They looked at the door handle in her hand and cursed:
“D*mn broken car, we have to get rid of it sooner or later.”
“That’s right, this car is too bad, we’ll go find that d*mn store later and make them pay. If they don’t compensate us with a new and good one, we won’t let them off.”
The air conditioner was broken, the windows wouldn’t roll down, and now the door handle was so fragile, there was definitely something wrong with the quality of this d*mn car.
“Yes, make them compensate us with a good one.” The middle-aged woman agreed, having finally opened the door after switching to another one.
As soon as she poked her head out, she bumped into a branch of the camphor tree, instantly clutching her head in pain.
“You damned thing, you dare to bully us too?” The young man cursed, seeing this scene, and kicked the tree.
Then the tree shook, and ants rained down from the tree onto the three of them, biting their scalps and necks.
Instantly, the three screamed, shaking like they had epilepsy.
They didn’t understand why there were so many ants on this tree, and they were red ants too.
“Meow meow~ ?These Bad Luck Dolls are quite effective, they’re already screaming after such a short time? ?” Li Li paused slightly, hearing the commotion. He hadn’t expected it to be so fast.
Sure enough, the 500 Comprehensive Network Currency was well spent, the effect of the Bad Luck Dolls was really good. He hoped Senior Sister heard it too, she would definitely be happy.
Thinking this, Li Li hopped to the front of the open door.
The police officers hadn’t left yet, they were still sitting here, preparing to leave after Liu Yun finished moving.
And Liu Yun was in the bedroom, packing up the last of her belongings.
As soon as Li Li entered the door, the police officers noticed him. All the officers’ eyes looked over at once:
“Wow! What a fat tabby cat.”
“Yeah, its face is bigger than a bowl, right?”
“More than that, it’s almost as big as the plates we use at home.”
“Can you guys pay attention to your image? You know we’re on duty, right?” The police captain said angrily, seeing this scene. They were still at the caller’s house, they should save their embarrassing behavior for the station, not here, okay?
Sure enough, upon hearing this, everyone immediately became more reserved. But their eyes couldn’t help but look at Li Li.
“Mimi, why are you here so early today?” Hearing the sound from outside, Liu Yun immediately walked out of the bedroom and saw Li Li in front of the police officers.
“Meow meow~ ?Of course I’m here to help Senior Sister uphold justice and punish evil. ?” Li Li replied, walking to Liu Yun with small steps and letting her pick him up, “Has Mimi eaten breakfast? Do you want to eat something at Senior Sister’s house?”
“Meow meow~ ?Of course I do, you know I’m helping Senior Sister with something. ?” Hearing this, Li Li nodded his big head and looked at the iron bowl beside them.
That iron bowl was his food bowl here, but it was empty at the moment, it looked like there wasn’t any food yet.
“Looks like our chubby cat is really hungry, Senior Sister will get you some cat food, okay? Be good and stay in the living room, don’t run around.” Liu Yun said, stroking Li Li’s big head, and put him down.
As soon as he landed, Li Li immediately ran to the iron bowl, looking ready to eat.
The police officers watching this scene couldn’t help but whisper:
“There’s a reason why it’s this big, look how focused it is.”
“Yeah, but this is the first time I’ve seen such a friendly tabby cat.”
“More than that, this is the first time I’ve seen such a fat tabby cat.”
“Keep your voices down.” The police captain said, glancing at the Fat Gourd sitting down. Then he heard cries for help from outside.
“Help……
Three figures, covered in yellow blisters and faces swollen like pig heads, knelt on the ground, wailing in pain.
But the neighbors who saw this didn’t come to help, instead they gloated and said, “I told you they would get their retribution, look how fast it came.”
“Who says it didn’t? As they say, heaven is watching what people do. This family of three is bad news.”
“Go down and see what’s going on.” The police captain, making sure he hadn’t misheard, said to the officer beside him.
“Yes.” Hearing this, the whispering officers went downstairs. When they came to the three people who were crying for help, they couldn’t help but gasp, “They should be the family of three who just went down, how did they become like this?”
“I don’t know, but we shouldn’t touch them, call an ambulance quickly.”
“Yes, yes, they look so scary, did they touch something they shouldn’t have?”
They had seen a lot of dead people, but compared to the three people in front of them, they were nothing.
The family of three in front of them looked like three toads, covered in pustules. It was simply terrifying.
If it was contagious…… it wouldn’t be good.
“Help…… Help us, help us.” The young man shouted, convulsing all over, his voice becoming increasingly hoarse. But no one dared to come forward to check.