Chapter 292: 290: Save My Life! She’s Cheating!
Chapter 292: 290: Save My Life! She’s Cheating!
Chapter 292: 290: Save My Life! She’s Cheating!
Translator: 549690339
Yi lay in bed like a dead pig, ignoring the alarm clock ringing again and again, automatically delaying it time after time.
He just won’t wake up!
The “Da Vinci Sleep Method” has been forcibly turned into the “Human High-Quality Sleep Method” by him.
More and more audiences are attracted by the news to come and watch the spectacle.
At this point, the thing that the audience is most interested in has also changed
“How to wake him up?”
The alarm clock can’t wake him, so the vibrating chat software messages on his mobile phone must be useless.
Old fans with contact information try to call him—even if he’s tired and needs rest, he should at least turn off the camera first!
Otherwise, what if something goes wrong, like suddenly feeling hot and wanting to sleep naked or sleepwalking and taking off clothes? It would not only be a social suicide but also result in a ban on his live broadcast room.
But when Yi is streaming live, his phone is also set to vibrate mode, so it still can’t wake him up.
Out of helplessness, these audiences began to inquire whether any other streamers knew where he lived and lived nearby, hoping to see if they could run offline to remind him.
This isn’t an easy task.
Streamers nowadays have a strong sense of privacy and generally wouldn’t reveal their addresses online. Audiences mostly only know which city the streamer lives in.
Unless the streamer themselves disclose that they live close to someone, it’s hard for the audience to know.
This means that the loyal audiences in the live broadcast room are like headless flies, blindly trying their luck in all directions.
Actually, among the streamers currently broadcasting live, the geographically closest person to Yi is Lance, who is only separated by two streets…
But these two people have no connection in ordinary times, so no one comes to find them.
Neither Lance nor the audience in his live broadcast room have the mood to care about other things.
They are still in the tremendous shock of just seeing the Chosen One—
Shuihua and Lance started playing not long ago when they randomly got a map —CTiptoe].
This map has a large area of neatly arranged two-square-meter orange-yellow bricks between the starting point and the finish line.
Among these bricks, there is only one passage that leads from the starting point to the finish line. The rest of the numerous bricks are all fake, disappearing as soon as they’re stepped on, causing players to fall directly and respawn at the starting point.
The only reference to identifying the fake bricks is that they will shake periodically.
However, this shaking is not for all fake bricks at once, but a random part of
take bricks shaking each time.
Everyone is very familiar with this map. The gameplay is for everyone to rush forward together. The players in front step on the fake bricks and fall, eliminating the wrong options, and trying out the correct route in successive falls.
At most, there are some scheming actions in the process, such as letting others step on them first and hiding in the back to wait.
Or standing on bricks and pushing each other, trying to let others test the truth of the bricks.
But Shuihua’s way of playing is much more outrageous.
She doesn’t need others to test the truth.
Standing on the giant bricks, looking around, jumping to the next one based on the feeling, where she jumps is real! Jump to the next one, still true!
Jump again, still true!
In the process, it’s not that other players didn’t doubt her and tried to test it themselves, wanting to find the correct bricks ahead of Shuihua.
As a result, one by one players who misstepped and fell, proving that this is by no means an easy task.
But Shuihua doesn’t care.
She just follows her intuition, jumping from one brick to another, left, forward, forward, left, forward, right, forward… Until—she reaches the final destination!
Number of mistakes: Zero!
It couldn’t help but make Lance and the audiences in the live broadcast room who had watched the whole process doubt:
“Could it be that this game really has a Chosen One? Otherwise, this luck is too outrageous?”
“Stepping on the correct bricks every time, the probability must be as low as one in several hundred thousand?”
“Why not go buy a lottery ticket? Wasting luck in the game, don’t you think it’s a big loss?!”
But Shuihua’s performance isn’t over yet.
Just now, they randomly got the [Tiptoe] map again.
Lance and all the audiences in the live broadcast room watched as Shuihua, after the game began, ignored all other players’ attempts to test her, showed no hesitation or thought, stepped on the bricks and sprinted straight ahead, stepping over one brick after another, and walking out in a straight line!
The audiences watched this crazy and reckless scene, their hands on the keyboard, ready to laugh at Shuihua the moment she stepped on the fake brick.
But—they never got the chance to laugh from beginning to end!
They saw that with Shuihua’s straight sprint, one orange-yellow brick after another turned bright yellow, and the correct path lined up in a straight line.
For each extension of this straight line, the audiences felt their heartbeats quicken, and in the last third, they even involuntarily held their breaths!
And Shuihua did not disappoint their expectations.
She stepped on the straight line and rushed all the way to the finish line!
In this game, all the correct bricks were actually lined up in a straight line!!
Shuihua won this game without suspense.
By the way, she also made Lance, the live broadcast room audience, and other players in the same game, all fell into deep thoughts about life.
—Is there really a Chosen One?
—There really is! “I once believed in science…” “Help, she’s cheating!”
“I recorded it! Whoever tells me again that luck is conserved, I must smash this video on his face!”
“I’m sorry, I take back my words! Your luck has seriously overflowed, don’t worry about wasting it. Please give me some, I’m going to buy a lottery ticket now!”
“I declare! In the year of Kengxu, the month of Yiyou and the day of Yichou, at
8:18 pm, the Goddess of Luck in Virtual Reality games was born!”
“During the [Freedom Day]competition, I thought she was an ordinary player who just clung to Lance’s thigh. Now I know that it was Lance who has overreached himself!”
“Isn’t this an obvious thing? Whoever dares to slander my goddess for clinging to his thigh, I’ll definitely let him taste my huge fists! So goddess—please move me up in the order of winning!”
“I want to touch the luck in the front row! Please bless me with a sudden fortune overnight, I beg you, this is my lifelong request! If one night is not enough, two can also do! If it really doesn’t work, I can accept that in a week!”
Unfortunately, they were flirting with a blind person.
Shuihua was playing the game and couldn’t see the comments in the live broadcast room.
Lance, seeing these absurd remarks, couldn’t convey them to Shuihua either…
Although many viewers swore: “Just convey it and I’ll give you a rocket.” Lance just pretended not to see it and focused on playing the game. Camille Victoria, on the other hand, had encountered a setback in her goal of quitting the live broadcast after obtaining thirty crowns.
After playing the whole day, she had only won the first place 18 times, that is, she gained 18 crowns, and the crown fragments synthesized? How can that count? The viewers wouldn’t recognize that!
Even so, she basically played in the morning when the server just opened, and everyone was not familiar with the race track. She relied on the experiences she gained during the previous test.
After the afternoon, the difficulty of competing for the first place began to increase significantly, and she only got 2 crowns for the entire afternoon.
The goal of logging off seemed to become more and more distant.
Camille Victoria had to start considering: Should she quit the live broadcast in shame, or try to keep her promise?
Or consider the Da Vinci Sleep Method, taking a short nap of tens of minutes before being kicked offline by the Anti-addiction System?
However, as soon as she mentioned this idea in the live broadcast room, she was unanimously opposed by the audience:
“What kind of joke are you starting? The guy next door is already off the rails, and he’s still ‘live streaming sleeping’!”
“That’s right, that’s right, learn from the mistakes of your predecessor! Once you fall asleep, you won’t be able to wake up!”
“Of course, if the streamer doesn’t close the live room, we can negotiate if you stream yourself sleeping!”
“Live streaming sleep! Live streaming sleep! We are all one family, at least give some benefits to your brothers.”
“I second that!”
“I also second that!”
Immediately a row of neatly arranged “second” comments occupied the live broadcast room.
—Then Camille Victoria simply ignored them.
Of course, there are still many kind viewers in the live broadcast room, all persuading her to rest early:
“If you’re tired, just sleep, don’t affect your health, it’s not worth it.” “Yes, there’s no need to force yourself, girls should take care of their skin.” “Play a little more in the next few days to make up for our losses.”
Seeing that Camille Victoria was still struggling, another bright idea was proposed: “If it doesn’t work, find someone to team up with! Just find the Goddess of Luck! Aren’t you teammates?”
“Huh?” Camille Victoria was a little confused, “Goddess of Luck? Who’s so big-mouthed?”
“How dare you gossip about the Goddess of Luck!” Immediately, a fan started to make jokes.
Camille Victoria was not annoyed and took some effort to finally figure out what was going on from the chaotic barrage.
So she tried to contact Shuihua as the last resort.
At this time, Yi was still sleeping soundly under the eyelids of more than 800 ,ooo viewers.
He even unconsciously scratched his butt in his sleep..