Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 447 Villain Cultivator 2.0 (1)

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Chapter 447 – Villain Cultivator 2.0 (1)

It had been five million years since the unification of Mu-Nyang's dantian universe and the Solomon War. Pangu no longer existed, and Mao Miaomiao had become the ultimate ruler of the universe.

Deep inside the B666th floor of Slave Dungeon, a white cat confronted the black-winged angel on the throne. He was the true owner of this universe – Mu-Nyang.

The cat's fur glistened in the dark throne room. On the other hand, Mao Miaomiao wore nothing. He sat on the black throne while 20 of his wives sat around him, waiting for their turn to please their husband. On his lap, Devil sat and rode him while facing the cat. Her bountiful breasts bounced while the angel supported them.

Mu-Nyang ignored the vulgar scene and complained.

"Miaomiao, you have too many children, munya."

Mao Miaomiao, aka the black-winged angel, shrugged while he fondled the breasts of Devil, "So?"

"The universe is overpopulated with your genes, munya. Your sons and daughters have children, grandchildren, and grand-grandchildren, munya! Do you know how many people inherits your DNA so far?"

"Enlighten me."

"117 TRILLION, MUNYA!"

"…"

"Do you realize how you ruined the ecology of the universe, munya?! All newborn grand-grand-grand-grandchildren have a high chance of being inbred, munya!"

This was a problem of monopolizing top women in the universe. Their genes were concentrated, and the new generation had a hard time finding new blood. So far, several million couples found themselves from the same family tree as Mao Miaomiao.

They were all Miaomiao's descendants!

"Can't Qi and immortality perk do something about their DNA?" Miaomiao could modify his DNA and genes after he reached the immortal stage, so he didn't believe in the issue.

"It can, but your descendants will be born ugly and disfigured from birth, munya! They will have a lot of issues when they are still a mortal, munya."

"… Oh, shit."

"Therefore…"

Mu-Nyang glanced at all the women on the floor. He pointed at them, "I'll banish you and your family from my dantian universe, munya. Pack your things and bring your wives to your dantian universe within 24 hours. I'm kicking you out, munya!"

"HEY!"

Miaomiao was shocked. He stopped banging Devil and disconnected from her. Then, he stomped toward the cat, "I did everything so far to stabilize the universe for you. You can't kick me out. Also, I'm the current Samsara God. If I leave, who will manage the karma?"

"I'll take care of those myself, munya."

"You…"

"Anyway, I will do something about your descendants, but you, your wives, and some of your direct children got to go, munya. I'll also strip some of your stars in your dantian universe to compensate for the inbred issues."

Without allowing Miaomiao to react, Mu-Nyang wiggled his tail.

WHOOSH

A dantian crystal was ejected from Miaomiao's body. Mu-Nyang caught it and patted it.

"Hey! That's my dantian! Give it back!"

Miaomiao reached out to get his dantian back, but Mu-Nyang vanished. A second later, the dantian crystal returned.

Mu-Nyang parted him with a piece of bad news.

"I've extracted 70% of the stars in your universe, munya. Your cultivation base will drop from the transcended stage to the sage stage. You should be able to survive in the higher realm with that, munya."

"THAT'S TWO MAJOR REALMS, MU-NYANG!"

Miaomiao was enraged. He almost vomited blood because of anger.

RUMBLE

Not only his strength was sapped, but Devil and the other women also lost their strength. Their cultivation base dropped by two major realms as well. Everybody stood up and gazed at Miaomiao, waiting for his decision.

Miaomiao turned to Devil, "We're homeless now. So, what are you gonna do?"

Devil grinned, "How about we crash Xiaomao's place when we get out? He's the overlord of the higher realm, right?"

"The last time he visited, he told me that he's just a galactic overlord. The overlord of the universe is a guy from Florida Galaxy."

"It's still better than nothing, right? We're elders, and he's your son. He should accept us."

"… We'll try."

Although everybody was dejected that Mu-Nyang evicted them from his universe, they were optimistic as there was someone they could rely on in the higher realm.

Miaomiao put on his dark knight armor and contacted all his wives in this universe.

He sent out notifications to two million women that he had bedded throughout five million years.

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Countless pretty women teleported to the dungeon one after another. When all of them gathered, Miaomiao informed them about the eviction notice.

"Mu-Nyang is going to expel us from his dantian universe within 24 hours. We need to move everybody into my dantian universe before the migration for safety. You have less than a day to pack your belongings and come to me."

That sentence shocked everybody, including their children. The time limit made them uncomfortable, but no one protested. They returned to their home planets to pack their belongings. In 12 hours, they returned and moved to Miaomiao's universe by shrinking themselves into streaks of light, entering his dantian crystal.

The OG wives – Wei Yuan, Devil, Eve, Diaochan, Xie Fan, Lilith, Xu Chu, Eurobeat, Queen Gu, Ma Xingjuan, and others also joined them. New faces, such as Bianca Dullahan and Wei Cao, were also a part of this harem.

Many descendants came along as well, and Miaomiao accommodated them, sending them to the best habitable planets to start over.

The residents of the dungeon heard of the sudden migration. A million female monsters and humans came to see him off. Some also volunteered to go along with the group.

Among them, a female phoenix, Cookie-Cookie, shed tears of sadness.

"Are you going to leave me here, Coo?"

Miaomiao gazed at the giant chubby phoenix, whom he once copulated when he was drunk. It was a one-night stand, so she wasn't a part of the official wives. Still, she gave birth to 12 phoenixes with his bloodline.

Looking at the fat phoenix, Miaomiao dryly laughed, "If you come with me, you will have to live in my dantian. Are you sure?"

"Oh, fuck off, then." Cookie-Cookie threw away her handkerchief and stomped away. "I ain't living together with those hoes! I'm a strong independent single mother, uh-uh, COO!"

"… Suit yourself."

Miaomiao laughed and turned to the others. Then, he saw a muscular lion woman with a thousand barrels of wine, pushing through the crowd. Behind her, a tall ant girl pushed a cart full of giant transparent eggs and followed the lioness.

The lioness had long fangs, messy orange hair, and a toned body of a female muscle builder. She wore a set of fur bikini and walked bare feet.

As for the ant woman, her head, arms, and legs looked the same as a giant killer wasp. However, her curvy body resembled the top model, and her shells covered the private parts of her body.

"Miaomiao!" The lioness panted.

"Oh, hey, Taotie. I thought you wouldn't come."

"My ass I wouldn't. I haven't seen my disciple for ages. It's about time I move up and check on Xiaomao."

Miaomiao laughed and kissed the lioness, who recently joined his harem. Then, he turned to the other wife, who was also an employee of this dungeon.

"Rennala, good to see you with the new kids. Are they mine?"

The ant queen, Rennala, lightly shrugged, "Who else if they're not yours? They still smell like your semen."

"Whoops. Hehehe."

The two monster girls collected their belongings and transformed into a streak of light. They entered his dantian universe.

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24 hours quickly passed by while Miaomiao was busy saying goodbye to his subordinates, colleagues, and the children who decided to stay. A portal appeared in front of him, and Mu-Nyang came out.

The white cat sat on a flying book. He stared at Miaomiao and the crowd, who came to send Miaomiao off.

"That's a lot of people, munya."

Mao Miaomiao sighed, "I have many children. They're here to say goodbye."

The crowd behind Miaomiao were his angel children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, great-great-grandchildren, great-great-great-grandchildren, and many more. As they worshiped Mao Miaomiao as a living legend, they were sad to see him go.

Mu-Nyang gave Miaomiao a meaningful look. He then opened a path for him.

"It's time, munya."

Miaomiao nodded. He entered the blue portal and welcomed the new light while people behind him saluted, sending him off.

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WHOOSH

Upon stepping out of Mu-Nyang's universe, he found himself inside a large cabin. He looked around to scan for a threat.

Fortunately, the beautiful songs of chirping birds told him that there were no vile beasts or threatening entities around here. Miaomiao let out a long sigh of relief.

As Miaomiao relaxed, he started paying attention to his surroundings.

On the east wall, a large photo bulletin board attracted his eyes. Pictures of Xiaomao and Mu-Nyang when they went fishing together occupied 70% of the board. Several photos of Xiaomao and his family were also there, having fun doing various activities and visiting different places. Noticeably, everybody laughed and smiled.

Their smiles were infectious. Miaomiao couldn't help but smile as well while he admired what they did when they were together.

The portal behind Miaomiao was closed, and the real body of Mu-Nyang leaped on top of his head. He sat there and slapped his forehead.

"Stop staring at my family photos, munya. This is my house. Get out!"

Not forgetting his purpose, Miaomiao asked Mu-Nyang, "Wait a second, Mu-Nyang. Can you tell me where Xiaomao lives?"

"He is living in the palace, munya. We can't reach him."

"Huh?"

Miaomiao paused for a moment. Something seemed wrong about them. Mu-Nyang and Xiaomao should have been so close to the point that their bond was unbreakable.

"What happened to both of you? Did you fight?"

"Nope, munya!"

"Huh? But why?"

Miaomiao was confused. If Mu-Nyang and Xiaomao were on good terms, he wondered how they weren't living here together.

"I know what you were thinking, munya," Mu-Nyang smirked. "It's called [Growing Up]. He has a family. I, too, have a family. We can't be sleeping in the same house and partying 24/7, munya!"

"You have a wife?!" Miaomiao was shocked.

Mu-Nyang puffed his chest. He then pointed at one of the photos.

In that picture, there was a white Persian cat with a pink ribbon. She looked like a luxurious cat that rich people had as a pet. 

"Is that your wife?"

"Hehe. She's beautiful, right, munya?"

Miaomiao raised his brow, then he looked at Mu-Nyang's cheeky expression. However, the corner of his eyes noticed something unusual.

There was a family of kittens on a cat bed. A chonky white cat lay there, allowing her children to drink her milk.

Miaomiao instantly caught on to something. As their sizes were different like night and day, he couldn't help but mock Mu-Nyang.

"You spoiled your wife a lot, I see."

"KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MOUTH, MUNYA!!"

PA

Mu-Nyang slapped Miaomiao's face as if he was Will Smith smacking Chris Rock. However, his paw did no damage.

Because of frustration, Mu-Nyang yelled, "Get out of my house, munya. You're on your own from now on!"

"Hah? Hey, man, I'm sorry if I said something wrong, okay?"

BOOM

Mu-Nyang transformed his right arm into a Cathulhu's tentacle. He punched Miaomiao in the face and knocked him out of the cabin.

Miaomiao tumbled on the ground but managed to get himself up. When he looked up, he found Mu-Nyang, sticking his tongue at him.

"You're fired, munya. Go get a life!"

BOOM

Mu-Nyang slammed the door and locked it.

"…"

Miaomiao bitterly smiled and patted the dirt on his armor. Then, he looked around.

He found himself outside of a massive fortress wall. Although there were many trees in the backyard, the stone roads and Renaissance era buildings outside the walls polluted his eyes.

The last time that Miaomiao visited this place, it was desolate and barren. However, the small patches of grass, the large lake to the west of the cabin, and the massive fortress road to the east told another story.

Looking at the strange world, Miaomiao was reminded of his first day in Mu-Nyang's universe when he was thrown into a mortal planet. He psyched himself up.

"I have an experience as a transcended being! I'm not afraid of danger!"

After hyping up, Miaomiao approached the fortress road. He was excited about his new independent life.