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Chapter 205: Chapter 205. It's All About Luck...

"Hehehe, believe me, you can never forget the taste..."

Boom!!!

Only God knows if Garnet was born with Max level Luck, that's why her dish managed to conquer Faren, or if it was just Myne having a bad day that it backfired in his turn. Just when he was enthusiastically looking forward to tasting Garnet's special dish, the attack of bandits came knocking at their door.

The three archers in the bandit gang, after praying to every single deity they could think of, released their arrows under the watchful eyes of their Boss.

Two of the arrows clearly missed the target, but one guy, whose luck was at its peak, accidentally managed to hit the driver directly with a headshot.

The poor driver, who was having the worst day of his life, instantly said sayonara (goodbye) to the living world and went into the embrace of gods, or maybe the devil, it entirely depended on his own karma.

Just as the driver died, two horses who were pulling the carriage who clearly more intelligent than they should have been frightened to death because of the attack. One of the two remaining arrows narrowly missed one horse eye which made them out of control.

In this condition, the carriage left the main road and hit a robust healthy tree, breaking a wheel and overturning after colliding with a big rock.

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"F*ck! What have you done, you bastards?!! I told you to shoot the driver, not crash the carriage! If everyone in the carriage is dead after such a big collision, then how the f*ck are we going to get money?"

After seeing the carriage crashing into the giant rock, the Boss of the bandits, along with several other members, directly went into rage mode and grabbed the poor archers by their collars. Since they didn't know whose arrow it was that scared the horses, they decided to vent their anger on everyone together.

"But, Boss, no matter what we do, if we kill the driver, it's guaranteed that the horses would become out of control."

One of the archers, who had a relatively close relationship with the Boss because of his wife, spoke with hesitation after seeing that everyone watching him with murderous looks.

But who would have thought that his Boss wouldn't play the card according to common sense. Just as he finished talking, a silver light passed through his neck, and he also accompanied the driver on his long journey to the underworld.

"Tsk, dare to talk back in front of the Boss. Which bastard took such a piece of shit into the gang?" The fat baldy, who wanted to impress his Boss, angrily yelled.

"As far as I remember, it was you who took him into the gang in exchange for marrying his young daughter three months ago, everyone was there eating at your wedding when you were boasting about this matter," The fatty baldy hadn't even had time to prepare the next line of his script when he was immediately slapped (verbally) on his face by the only female member of the gang.

She was covered entirely from head to toe with black clothes and said disdainfully with a rough voice.

"What! How dare you, b*tch..."

"Shut up!!!"

"Now, if anyone says a single word, I will send them to hell as well. Now follow me, let's check out the carriage, maybe the passengers are still alive," The Boss ordered everyone angrily and guided his horse toward the crashed carriage.

I will kill this b*tch sooner or later, The fatty baldy vow in his heart while gritting his teeth and looking at the woman with murderous eyes.

...

"Ahhhh, my head."

Myne slowly woke up while rubbing his head with a painful expression. But then he saw a lot of steam coming out nonstop from his chest area which was clearly not a good sign.

"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, F*ck... Omg, how did this happen? I am going to die this time..."

Myne was frightened to death after seeing his own condition, which was a hundred times more terrifying than a simple head pain. A wooden piece with the length and breadth of an adult man's arm was sticking out from where his heart should be performing its daily boring task of blood circulation. All the way to his back, it was a gruesome sight.

The reason so much steam was coming out continuously was because his skill, Ultra Regeneration, was working at its maximum power to heal his almost completely destroyed heart. It was consuming magic energy from his Inventory at an astonishing speed to keep him away from the lady's death.

If it weren't for Myne's abundant magic energy stored in his Inventory, with a normal hume's natural magic energy reserve, he might have died dozens of times already.

Haa, haan, haan, I am going to die... F*ck, I need to pull this sh*t out of my body...

Thinking this and cursing his bad luck, Myne gritted his teeth and slowly tried to pull the wooden piece out from the centre of his heart.

The pain that came immediately after pulling the wooden piece just a centimetre was enough to make Myne give up instantly.

"Ahh, I can't do this... where is Aisha..."

After experiencing unimaginable pain, Myne immediately came back to reality. He realized that pulling out objects stuck in the body wasn't as easy as it appeared in books. Only then remembered his wives.

Since they were all in the carriage, Myne removed his eyes from his own wound and cleared the extra steam in front of his eyes with a wave of his hand. He immediately assessed everyone's condition.

First, Sylphy, who was closest to him, now lay directly opposite to him, burying poor Waffle underneath. Both of them were lightly injured and temporarily out of service. However, since they also had the Regeneration skill, it was just a matter of magic energy before they stood up on their feet.

Aisha, on the other hand, was not as lucky as Sylphy. She was lying on the right side of Myne with a lot of carriage debris on top of her, with only her beautiful face exposed. Her face had numerous small scars that were healing slowly, but with the slow speed of healing, Myne could see that her other injuries were not as light as those on her face.

In their entire team, if someone could be considered the favourite of Lady Luck, it was definitely Ted. He not only escaped injury thanks to Aisha's timely push before the accident, but he was also in full spirit and currently doing his best to remove the debris on top of Aisha, ignoring Myne, his real master, who was dying in the background.

Myne, while enduring the excruciating pain that almost made him faint, quickly came to Aisha. He gently pushed Ted aside and put all the debris on top of Aisha into his Inventory. With the debris removed from Aisha, her Regeneration skill also started working at maximum power, and Aisha's breathing soon stabilized, taking her out of immediate danger.

"Ted, for God's sake, remove this thing from my body, and please do it in one go, or I will tell Aisha that you made three girlfriends at Sylphy's home."

Myne, after dealing with Aisha's matter, sat down on the floor and gave Ted his life's biggest task with a warning, leaving no room for refusal or error.

Ted was clearly shaken, knowing that his secret affair had been discovered so soon by Myne. With Aisha's character, he also knew that if she found out, there was a high chance his favorability in her eyes would instantly drop by 30%, which he wanted to avoid at all costs.

So, he quickly nodded his head with determination and used his abilities, Super Bite and Strong Legs. He then grabbed the wooden piece in Myne's body with his teeth and pulled it out in one go, without any warning.

"Ahhhhhh..."

Myne let out an earth-shattering cry before lying on the ground like a dead dog. His loud cry also attracted the bandits' attention who had just reached the carriage and were now outside it.

"You bastard, couldn't you give me a small warning?" Myne weakly yelled at Ted, who gave him a sorry smile.

After cursing Ted and deciding to take revenge later, Myne slowly stood up as his heart finally began to heal visibly to the naked eye with the blessing of the Ultra Regeneration skill.

"Ted, take care of everyone. I am going out to see which motherf*cker dared to attack us..."

Myne, with bloodshot eyes, ordered Ted and, with all his strength, kicked the gate of the carriage, which shot into the sky like a missile. As for why it went upward instead of forward, it was because the carriage was currently lying on its left side on the ground in front of the giant rock.

After which, Myne jumped out of the carriage and landed in front of it.

Seeing Myne's outstanding entry, everyone in the bandit gang immediately frowned. They could all see that their supposed to be fat sheep easy target was not as ordinary sheep as they had imagined.

"So, you are the motherf*ckers who dared to attack my family," Myne as he faced a gang of 30 people carrying various weapons surrounding him, their faces covered with identical black masks, spoke gritting his teeth with all his strength.