Children of a Lesser God

Chapter 83: Misunderstanding

Chapter 83: Misunderstanding

"Mmmmmmm." Malene rolled over to find something very warm next to her. Without even opening her eyes, she just snuggled closer, trying to absorb it's warmth. Like a kitten sunbathing, she couldn't help but be content with the heat source.

As she got in close, she draped her leg over it and wrapped her arms around it, finding it to be very big and warm. Of course, if she had one complaint, it was that something kind of long and thick was hitting her leg every time she tried to get closer. But since she was comfortable, she didn't care. As far as Malene was concerned, she was the most relaxed that she had been in a long time. Her entire body felt weightless and wonderful and she just wanted to keep sleeping and enjoying the feeling.

The more she lay there, the more a strange thought was flickering in the back of her mind. She didn't remember what had happened last night. Although she didn't want to admit it, it kind of bothered her. She knew without opening her eyes that she was in her bed and in her own room, but since that was the situation, what was it that she was hugging right now?

It wasn't her body pillow and she didn't have any pets, so what was it?

'Who cares, it's sooo warm and smells good...' Malene thought, while relaxing herself and snuggling closer to the warmth.

'Why did that thing seem to get bigger and she rubbed her leg against it?' She furiously thought. Now that she was annoyed, she figured she would grab it and throw it out of her bed. Reaching her hand down, she grab the annoyance and couldn't help but think it was some sort of shampoo or lotion bottle.

'Why is it soft and warm though?' Sadly, Malene felt herself really waking up now since she couldn't seem to move it. She kept yanking back and forth but it wouldn't budge free. In fact, it seemed like it was getting bigger.

'How is that happening?' She drowsily wondered. She couldn't even get her fingers all the way around it now.

"Damn it..." Malene finally opened her eyes and yanked back the covers. Of course, it was at this moment that she noticed Laz sleeping next to her, in her bed.

And he was naked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Malene screamed at the top of her lungs.

...

Laz had fallen asleep, kinda of depressed and with the worse case of blue balls a guy could imagine. In one weekend, he had basically been teased and used by three different girls and yet, not once, did he get the chance to finish himself. It was enough to drive any man insane. Although Malene was still naked and on top of him, he knew it was at an end for the night and nothing he was going to do would change that. Even though it was a crazy bit of temptation for a young man Laz's age, he wasn't the kind of person who would take advantage of a girl like that. Even if they were low overall, he still had standards.

So after shifting Malene around and off of him, Laz was going to get up and go to the other bed, but she just so happened to latch on to him and didn't seem to want to let him go. It might have been his imagination, but she seemed much more relaxed with him next to her. Every time he tried to move, she seemed to almost fight him. Since he was already beat from the craziness of the day, and dying, he just figured 'fuck it' and closed his eyes. He fell asleep soon afterwards.

So when he was finally woken up, it was to a loud, eardrum stinging shout that caused him to jump up as though the monster had appeared in the room or something.

Looking around, he noticed that Malene was leaning naked against the door while pointing at him. Laz, thinking that something was wrong, turned around and noticed a window behind him that was covered in drapes. Looking around it, he pulled open the drapes to also check them and look outside. Not finding anything, he closed the drapes again and turned to look at Malene who was stilled backed up to the door.

Laz couldn't help but look at her with a bit of confusion on his face. He didn't forget to steal a few extra glances either considering she wasn't trying to cover herself.

It wasn't as noticeable in the dark, but Malene had a truly attractive body. Lightly tanned skin with no tan lines, supple and decent sized breasts that ended in two tiny and pink points. He also gave her props on the complete lack of baby fat that was normally present on girls her age, at least according to his observation. She was obviously a girl who took care of herself.

Continuing the feast for his eyes, he next stopped at her firm waist and moved a bit lower, noticing something he had overlooked last night. She was quite hairless, something he vaguely remembered from his rather enjoyable late night meal. The eye candy ended with her athletically built legs that looked strong, but not bulky. One final glance allowed Laz to appreciate her feet that were small and perfectly shape. She was truly a girl that kept in shape and was rewarded for her efforts.

Although Laz probably felt he was being discreet, the truth was that Malene was able to followed his line of sight quite easily, considering she was looking right at him after all. She knew he was checking her out. Althought she had a lot of thoughts going through her head, she couldn't help but jump to a conclusion about the night before and get really pissed..

"YOU, YOU, YOU.... FUCKING ANIMAL. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" Malene screamed before running over to her desk and taking out a letter opener that looked like a dagger. She brought it out and held it like a knife before jumping across the bed to stab him.

'OH SHIT,' Laz thought as he ran for the door. But Malene wasn't going to let him get away that easily. She changed directions and jumped, blocking his way to the door. Causing him to back uo a few steps.

Although he could easily over power her and make a run for it, something in his head told him that wasn't the best idea. Instead he backed up a ways and put his hands in front of him like he wanted to show he surrendered.

"This is all a misunderstanding. Calm down."

Laz made the biggest mistake that all guys make when faced with an angry woman, he told her to calm down.

"CALM DOWN? A MISUNDERSTANDING? YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME AND IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING?!?!" Malene was enraged even more as she started to walk towards him with the intent to attack him when she was close enough.

Laz, thinking quickly, jumped on to the bed and grabbed a pillow, as though he wanted to use it for a weapon. Malene, seeing this, only smiled sarcastically.

"AQUA, GET OUT HERE AND CASTRATE THIS PIG," raising her free hand, Malene summoned Aqua who appeared, looking like he had just woken up.

"What's this now?" He said and he started to hover a bit unsteadily. Looking at his mistress and seeing her naked while holding a letter opener and then looking over at Laz who was still standing on the bed while wielding a pillow, Aqua started to put the few clues together.

"Why did you untie her?" He asked while looking at Laz.

"What? Well how was I suppose to know that she would jump me the first chance she got?"

"Didn't I tell you not to, you three legged freak?" Aqua shot back, obviously referring to Laz's now dangling third leg.

"Yeah, you told me not to and then fucking just disappeared. How was I suppose to know what you meant?" Laz really felt like the victim here. Due to a lack of understanding on his part, everything that happened, happened, but it's not like he started anything.

'I'm really missing Kennedy right now. Considering that the two girls who've assaulted me have also tried to kill me at some point just shows how much better she is. Why didn't I control myself better?' Laz couldn't help but think to himself with regret.

"Well, freak? Did you do her?" Aqua shot a menacing glare at Laz. Despite the circumstances, he felt like the boy wasn't that kind of person. In truth, Aqua didn't mind Laz as much anymore after he knocked Malene out of the way and saved her life. In fact, having thought he died, Aqua had nothing but respect for this dim witted young man. He was even glad that he had somehow miraculously healed despite bleeding out like a popped balloon for a while there.

So faced with this situation, he felt he needed to give Laz some face and listen to him first.

"Well... no. I mean, some stuff did happen, but we did not go all the way. I'm and still proudly a virgin!" Laz proclaimed, as though wearing that badge at this moment was a good thing.

"YOU THINK I BELIEVE YOU?" Malene was still worked up and wasn't going to let him off in the slightest.

"Miss... Considering he did save you life and that I don't detect a single fluctuation when he said that, I think he means it. Now, maybe you should cover up a bit first? You as well" Aqua said as he looked from one to the other.

Only now did Malene see that she had been naked this whole time while trying to kill Laz.

"EECCCKKKK," Malene squeaked and grabbed a blanket off the bed before wrapping it around herself.

Laz, a bit less restrained, just climbed down off the bed while blocking his manhood with the pillow.

"So what actually happened?" Aqua asked, seeing them both calm down a bit.

"I heard the tv on and so I came in here and didn't see anyone so I turned if off. As I was getting ready to leave, I noticed her tied up and looking like she wanted to get free. So I let her free. Next thing I know she jumps on top of me and starts humping me like a cat in heat."

"FUCK YOU. YOUR SAYING I STARTED THIS?" Malene, who had just started to calm down, was immediately fired right back up again.

"Well it wasn't me. Of course, I didn't stop you at that point either so that's kind of my fault." Laz said embarrassed while thinking back.

"So what happened after that?" Aqua said, trying to get the whole story out. He figured that Malene would be a bit more rational after hearing about the whole series of events.

"Well... you know. Kissing... biting, mostly her doing that. And um... some oral... But honestly! Nothing else happened really after that. She basically squirted a whole bunch all over my face when she orgasimed and then passed out. I was so tired already and she wouldn't let me go so I just ended up falling asleep next to her." Although Laz didn't understand why he felt it was important to explain things to Aqua and therefore Malene, he didn't want to be dishonest about anything. Sometimes, it's better to get it all out there truthfully and deal with it from there. At least, that's what his dad always said.

'I..I...I...???" Malene seemed to be a bit shocked at the moment. Although from exactly what, only she knew.

"So she's still a virgin?" Aqua double checked for Malene's sake.

"I mean, if she was before last night then yes, she still is."

"Wait, so your still a virgin boy?"

"Yes..."

"See that miss? He's not just some perverted lunatic and he's a virgin just like you. Not so bad now is it?" Aqua tried to comfort Malene as she sat on the bed while being quiet. Laz wanted to say something, but held it back.

"So... that... we didn't...?" Malene asked, yet again.

"No. We didn't."

"Oh... ok... so... it was a misunderstanding?"

"Yes."

"And that thing you did that made my whole body shake?"

"Uh.. oral? And yeah. That's what you call an orgasim."

"You hear that miss? You had your first orgasim. Good for you!" Aqua was just spouting shit while trying to make things better as he hovered around Malene's face and whispered things to her.

Seeing as how nothing else was going to happen, Laz walked to the front of the bed, grabbed his pants that she had ripped off the night before and made his way across the hall where Vivi was still sleeping soundly.

'Yeah. Mature woman are so much better,' Laz concluded as he closed the door.