Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Chapter 707 - Purpose Of The Coin? - A Little TMI

We still had a lot of time before the games occurred at sunset, so we decided a few ways to make use of our time. But before we went around to meet new people or discover new stuff that wasn't here last time, Luis gave me a rough explanation of the usage of our coin.

He was telling me bits of it while we were waiting for Tatiana to tame Elena but it seemed like he knew only one general use of it.

And it was…

*a few minutes earlier*

"A free fuck! I'm telling you brother, aside from getting to bone the loser's girl, or girls–"

I cut him off, "You don't get to do that. I won, right?"

"I'm just giving an example, okay? Chill, bro. Anyway! Where was I again? Oh! Fucking! Aside from getting to fuck the loser's women, you could also get three girls from the Pink House each day! For free! No voucher bullshit or anything! You could do it in one go or you could spread it around."

"Pink House?"

"I think it's the 'ladies' house where we could- you know... but they just want to make it fancy-sounding…"

"Oh. And if you have two coins?"

Luis suddenly slammed his fist on the table, "Wha– BRO! YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS! I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT! THAT'S LIKE– Fucking shit, I'm getting a boner just from thinking about it!"

"Uh-huh…"

"Whew! You guys felt that?! That breeze was fucking cold…"

"For the last time, Luis! PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON! DO YOU WANT YOUR COIN BACK OR NOT?!"

"I want to get it back, brother– but you gotta fuck my girl! That's the rules!"

"Rules? I don't think so. Mr. Cuervo said I'm free to fuck your girl, but he didn't say that I have to do it. That's two different things."

"But that's just insulting, bro! You said she's hot, right?! That already means a lot to me but if you're refusing to shove your dick inside my girl, that means that you're not interested at all! If anything, I must've made bad decisions in life or I'm fucking blind! You see what I mean?"

"Umm~ You got a point even though I think that's not the right one, but are you really fine with other people–"

"Of course, I am! It's free love, brother! She busts my balls sometimes but I got to fist her ass a few times too! It's give and take, you know what I mean?"

"FIST HER WHAT?!"

"I'm telling you, brother. Sometimes, you just feel like doing something so just fucking do it! They may get mad or something but you'd–"

Kaley interjected, "Luis! That's your arrangement as a couple but we have something different going on too. I think it's lovely what you two have but I think you shouldn't force what you two are doing to others that have a different way of doing things. Moreso, if you force something that your partner is not comfortable with, that could make or break a relationship. You're welcome to suggest but you gotta respect their decision, and it should go both ways... for you and for her..."

Luis chuckled, "Well, you say that... but isn't it unfair to you?"

Kaley furrowed her eyebrows, "What do you mean?"

"Your man here gets to fuck other girls and you're stuck with one dick–"

Kaley cut him off, "I'm gonna stop you right there because you just made a wrong assumption."

"Wrong assumption? He got two extra girls to fuck and–"

Kaley smiled wickedly, "I'm telling you, you're wrong."

"Then fucking prove it then! Tell me why!"

As Luis and Kaley were having a back and forth, when it got to that point, Cynthia and I were already inwardly laughing. And the moment Kaley looked at me to somehow telepathically tell me to ask to destroy this man's whole career, I just shrugged my shoulders, telepathically telling her that it's up to her.

"Okay, Luis. You asked for it."

"Asked for what?"

"Lemme set this straight..."

Kaley began to explain to Luis how our own arrangement words and after she was done, let's just say that I'm surprised that I still got surprised by seeing his reaction. We've only met for less than an hour and I should've known what he'd be like.

Luis' jaw dropped on the table the moment he discovered that Kaley got the final say as to who gets to join us in our inner circle, and it wasn't just so that I could have more girls, it's so that SHE could have more girls.

It almost prompted another boner from the motherfucker but the threat of getting splashed by hot coffee was keeping him at bay.

With that said, she ended it by telling him that I was perfectly fine with just her by my side– but a set of circumstances happened that led to having extra people that could join in if they asked her or me, but Luis wasn't told that part.

However, I still haven't invited anyone on my own accord so as far as our records showed, Kaley's been calling the shots. Cynthia and I just exchanged knowing glances while Kaley never looked so amused with the situation.

With that said, I don't have a fucking idea as to how the conversation about our coins turned into this one. I wanted to ask more questions about that subject more, but we definitely went off the rails right now.

"WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LIKE PUSSY– PUSSIES TOO BUT YOU'RE FINE WITH JUST ONE DICK?! EVEN ELENA WANTS TO GET SCREWED LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN SOMETIME! I EVEN JOIN IN SOMETIMES BUT THEY GET ALL WEIRD WHEN I TRY TO FUCK THEM! DUMB FUCKS, THEY ALREADY PLUGGED MY GIRL'S HOLES, WHERE SHOULD I PUT MY DICK NOW?! I'M FUCKING HARD TOO!"

As soon as Luis said that, Cynthia just died laughing even if she was just listening the whole time while I almost popped a vein in my forehead, trying to control my laughter. However, Kaley was still wearing the same expression as before and she was so cool with it.

We completely respect how they go but the reveal was just too fucking sudden. However, after that, it was revealed that Luis had certain limits too.

"Damn~ I thought I'll get you there but you know your shit, eh? That's why he chose you."

"It's not bad going both ways, even for a guy, you know?"

"Ah– Lemme set it straight before it spreads that I'm a complete homo. I uh– I just like to give it, you know? Not do it the other way around…"

Kaley just smiled, "No worries about that, you don't need to explain. I'm cool."

"You're awesome, you know that? But Elena gets to fuck my ass if I piss her off… Like really~~~ piss her off. I'm not a fan but I couldn't buy her jewelry every single time, eh? She seems to like it very~~~ much."

"Oh~ Is that so? Nice arrangement…"

As soon as Luis revealed another thing about himself, Kaley just replied promptly before turning to me with the same fucking expression when she was asking me if she could peg me.

All I could do was fucking stonewall her for the nth time, but she just started laughing when she saw my expression.

Luis was just about to ask more questions when he saw that, but that was when Tatiana and Elena vacated our Raptor.

I quickly tried to change the subject, "You guys done?"

Tatiana chuckled, "We're done. You two are not. I just fucked her because I wanted to and I didn't need a coin for that. Apparently, we girls don't get to have coins. Only guys do."

"What happened to what you said before you dragged her inside our Raptor?!"

"I changed my mind. You'd like her though… she's got a puffy innie and she squirts a lot."

Luis instantly confirmed, "Yes, she does, bro. You're into that? I just love eating her fat ass–"

Tatiana started laughing, "I'm starting to like you two!"

Luis' eyes lit up, "Wanna have a threesome?"

Tatiana shook her head, "No, thanks. But I'll do it with Elena every time. I'll have a threesome or something more with her but not with you, sorry."

"Why?!"

"Your dick's not big enough."

"It's still soft! Wait till–"

"I've seen it hard, not impressed."

"JOKES ON YOU, I'M INTO HUMILIATION SHIT WITH TOUGH GIRLS! YOU'RE JUST SAYING SHIT TO MAKE ME– Wait. Bro, how fucking big are you?"

I almost spat out my coffee, "THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME NOW?!"

"I JUST WANNA KNOW! IF THEY'RE FINE WITH YOUR FUCKING PECKER, YOU GOTTA BE ABLE TO STAY IN THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUTSIDE TO 'BUY' A PACK OF CIGARS!"

"I'M NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU!"

"JUST FUCKING TELL ME! I'M NOT INTERESTED BUT I JUST WANNA KNOW! YOU DON'T MIND, RIGHT?!"

"I FUCKING MIND, EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?!"

"BRO~ YOU GOTTA FUCKING LOOSEN UP! IT'S JUST YOUR DICK, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING AGAINST THAT SHIT?"

"LOOSEN UP?! REALLY?! LOOSEN UP?! NICE CHOICE OF WORDS THERE! THE MOMENT I LOOSEN UP, THAT'S WHEN THE FUCKING STRAP-ON COMES IN!"

As soon as I said that, Kaley and Tatiana started laughing while Cynthia's face turned a shade of red, but Elena suddenly went back to her other self. She looked like she didn't just get fiddled with Tatiana's fingers and she looked at me after licking her lips for the second time.

"YOUR ASS IS STILL A VIRGIN?! I AM SO FUCKING YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME, I'LL DO YOU INSTEAD!"

"I CAN'T WITH BOTH OF YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

"WHY ARE YOU TWO CHASING ME?!"

"IT'S ONLY GONNA HURT THE FIRST TIME, BRO!"

"CHASE HIM, LUIS?!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE~!!!"

Long story short, I got chased around by the 'coolest' couple around and I said that because I couldn't think of another word to describe them as. I lost them after a few twists and turns, but I ended up leaving Kaley and the rest behind and going outside of the main enclosure.

The main thing to do right now was hide as I tried to cool down but I found myself in a pretty interesting area.

I thought it was just a table for arm-wrestling but it doesn't seem to be the case.

The next thing I know, Mikhail was the one to walk up from the other side while another big guy walked from the other. They met in front of the table and shook hands before his opponent dropped a golden coin on the table.

'Wait… Isn't that?'