Chapter 350: Clumsy Girlfriend is Lovely - (1)
Chapter 350: Clumsy Girlfriend is Lovely - (1)
Chapter 350: Clumsy Girlfriend is Lovely – (1)
One additional chapter…
Thanks Smallcadkm & Arclab for the support…
The next day, after I had disciplined Kurosawa-san thoroughly, I had a lunch break.
?Open your mouth. But it’s not like I want to feed you, you know?
?Fu~min, eat my food?
?Fumio-kun, you like my omelet, don’t you??
Right now, the chopsticks are coming at me from three places.
Of course, it’s from Kurosawa-san, Fujiwara-san, and Masaki-chan who surrounded me, and I felt like a baby bird being fed endlessly by multiple parent birds.
But then I caught sight of Shima-san beckoning me from the corridor outside the classroom.
As I was afraid that I would be forced to eat three lunches, it was a perfect opportunity for me.
?I’ll be back in a bit?
And so, taking advantage of the situation, I broke through the enclosure and slipped out into the corridor.
?What’s the matter??
?No worries, just lend me your face?
I followed Shima-san up the stairs and reached the landing in front of the rooftop, only to find Tashiro-san with a serious expression on her face and her arms folded.
?I’ve been waiting for you, Confinement King!?
Tashiro-san muttered in a very low voice, glaring at me.
Then, Shima-san walked up next to Tashiro-san and said to her, as if to push her back.
?Come on, Ui-chan, just say it!?
?Y-Yes?
While I’m confused, Tashiro-san took a deep breath and shouted.
?Y-You bastard! W-What do you think you’re doing? D-Don’t get carried away! You idiot, stupid, fool!?
???
Tashiro-san shouted at me as I stared blankly at her and she continued to spoke.
?W-What are you babbling about? Rest time has already passed!?
?Well… I didn’t say anything…?
?Eh? Ah… then shut up! Just shut up! ?
?Yeah, well… okay?
By the way, it’s quite refreshing to hear Kansai dialect read with such barbed words.
And then…
?Eh, eh, uh…?
Tashiro-san’s eyes began to wander, as if she couldn’t find the words, but Shima-san began to whisper in her ear and she answers her talk with, “Okay, okay”. Then, she continued to spoke.
?That’s right. I’ve had enough… er, I mean, I’ve had enough of this… er, S-Shima. What’s that again??
Shima-san then whispers while holding her temples as if holding in a headache.
?Earholes?
?Yes! That’s right! I’m going to stick my fingers in your ears and make your back teeth rattle, you fool!?
Tashiro-san lets out a satisfied exhale and gives a big smile.
?How about it! Confinement King!?
?What!??
I beckoned to Shima-san and asked her in a whisper.
?What’s going on here??
Shima-san replied with a wry smile.
?Yesterday, you skipped Ui-chan’s turn. That’s why Ui-chan came to me crying. She said she was upset because Misuzu pretended to play hooky and thus skipped her turn?
?Oh… I see?
Then I understood what was going on.
Tashiro-san is trying to make me angry and make me punish her in the same way Kurosawa-san did.
However, since Tashiro-san doesn’t generally speak ill of others, her vocabulary of swear words is too poor for me to abuse her.
As a result, she consulted Shima-san, and this is what she came up with.
?What do you think? Pissed off? I bet you feel like punishing me! Yes, you would! I know you do!?
Looking at Tashiro-san’s expectant face, I found myself smiling all the way around.
In fact, I’m the one who skipped her turn, so I guess I should discipline her exactly as she wants.
?Yes, you’re right. Come to the library after school?