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Chapter 2060 - 2060 Ahhh! This dragon pearl is poisonous!
Chapter 2060 - 2060 Ahhh! This dragon pearl is poisonous!
2060 Ahhh! This dragon pearl is poisonous!
Whenever he moved an enemy big shot to his blacklist, the QR code Golden Core Composition would kindly remind them that Shuhang had put them there.
If he wanted to remove them from the blacklist, he would need their consent first.
Then, every time he sent a request for help, the people on the blacklist would also be notified.
And today, when Fairy Cheng Lin used the search function to look through Song Shuhang’s friend list, she was barred from checking the blacklist.
It worked for his friends but not for his enemies!
What’s with this blacklist?
It’s just a privileged VIP Group for big shots!
No wonder the Indestructible Lord refused to leave the blacklist after being put there. It seemed like every other list was nowhere as comfortable.
After trying everything in her power, the “already dead” Cheng Lin still failed to reach Little Stripey.
At this point, Fairy Cheng Lin seemed to give up.
[Beep~ Little Stripey has remotely transferred you 1 point of energy. PS: “Hehe, your uncle will always be your uncle.”]
Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at the sky. He felt so tired that he wanted to retire.
While he was in thought, another prompt sounded in his mind.
[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin has moved to the blacklist. Synchronization in progress. Fairy Cheng Lin is now a part of the blacklist.]
“Heavens!” The thing that Song Shuhang feared most happened.
After getting to experience the beauty of the blacklist, all the big shots might decide to move there and refuse to leave.
[Beep~ Fairy Cheng Lin, who is on the blacklist, has transferred your request to Little Stripey, who is also on the blacklist. The transfer process has begun... The transfer failed. Little Stripey refused the transfer.]
Song Shuhang: “...”
People on the normal friend list could not contact those who were on the blacklist, but those on the blacklist could contact others who were on the blacklist.
Your auntie is still your auntie... No, this is not good. This word really is not suitable to describe someone as beautiful as Fairy Cheng Lin.
Song Shuhang’s desire to live was acting strangely as of late, weak at times and very strong at other times. He was just like the protagonist of a shonen manga; whenever he was in a weakened state, he couldn’t even defeat cannon fodder, but when he was at his highest level, he could even hold his own against boss-level characters.
Little Stripey refused the transfer with no hesitation, but this only reverted everything back to how it had been before they moved to the blacklist.
Fairy Cheng Lin kept transferring requests to Little Stripey, and the speed at which she did so got faster and faster.
As a result, beeping sounds rang in Song Shuhang’s mind endlessly.
Shuhang massaged his temples, but he did not fall as he did previously.
After all, his endurance and adaptability were truly among the best in the universe.
As long as he has experienced something once, he would quickly develop a certain resistance to it.
This also applied to the beeping sound that was constantly echoing in his mind. As long as he got used to it, it was just another kind of pain tolerance training for Song Shuhang.
Acclimate to the pain, endure the pain, and enjoy the pain. This was how the life of a good man should be.
He should learn to have fun amid suffering. No matter how horrific the pain was, he should welcome it with a smile, bury it deep inside him, and smile at his family.
[Beep~ Little Stripey has requested to be removed from the blacklist.]
It seems that Senior Striped Dragon Two can’t bear it anymore and wants to leave the blacklist.
“Hahaha, Little Stripey, you have your bad days too.” Song Shuhang laughed and chose [No].
At this time, he finally understood how invigorated the Indestructible Lord must have felt when it refused to leave the blacklist back then. ‘You blacklisted me against my will, so do you really think I’ll leave now because you need me to?’
“Don’t treat love as a commodity; true love cannot be bought with money!” Song Shuhang was so excited that his wooden body began trembling.
Going against a big shot was truly exciting, so exciting that it was almost addictive.
No matter whether this big shot was an ally or not, he wanted to go against them.
As for the consequences, especially the consequences of provoking an ally big shot, he simply ignored them as his desire to survive was in a weakened state.
Sixteen patted Shuhang lightly, but he did not respond.
Sister White Dragon said, “This child is too far gone.”
The divine dragon added, “When he revealed that demented expression just now, I thought that he had gone crazy.”
Senior White was holding a glass of juice in his hand. He took a sip through the straw and said, “There are two powerful consciousnesses using Shuhang’s mind as a battlefield. They are engaging in an intense battle.”
[Beep~ Little Stripey has agreed to Fairy Cheng Lin’s transfer request.]
In the end, in this war between father and daughter, it was Striped Dragon Two who compromised first. Luckily, it did not turn into a war that could last for tens of thousands of years.
[Beep~ Little Stripey has summoned the remote texting interface.]
Song Shuhang: “...”
He was sure of one thing now; the greater one’s strength, the higher the number of functions they had unlocked when accessing the QR code Golden Core Composition.
Even Fairy Cheng Lin could only communicate with Song Shuhang by sending 1 point of energy and leaving a postscript, but Striped Dragon Two could directly send him text messages.
In the next moment, a lotus flower materialized before Song Shuhang’s eyes, and above this lotus flower was something akin to a blackboard.
Little Stripey: [Today is the first time in nearly ten thousand years that Cheng Lin has acted like a spoiled child when talking to me.]
Song Shuhang: “...”
You’re referring to her constant harassment as acting like a spoiled child?
Little Stripey: [I’m very happy today.]
Little Stripey: [So you’re definitely dead, Tyrannical Song.]
This last message appeared for just a moment before it was deleted by Striped Dragon Two.
But everyone present was a cultivator, and their eyesight was exceptional.
Senior White asked, “Who did you offend this time?”
The divine dragon said, “Who is this? Why do I feel especially uncomfortable when I see their name?” When it saw the other party’s name, it felt a certain kind of hierarchical suppression.
“Little Stripey” was such a cute name, but the divine dragon felt rather uncomfortable when it read it.
Sister White Dragon said, “I feel that this Little Stripey is a powerful and terrifying existence. When it comes to existences of this level, a random word of theirs may mobilize the power of the universe and form a curse. Shuhang, you should be careful.”
Song Shuhang: “...”
I did nothing. I just pressed the [No] button.
Little Stripey: [I can’t lend you any of my dragon pearls unless you’re ready to die.]
When Song Shuhang saw this message, he suddenly thought of a scene. In the scene, he took a dragon pearl from Striped Dragon Two and then collapsed to the ground while screaming, “Ahhh! this dragon pearl is poisonous!”
It was just a random thought, but a string of words appeared on the blackboard.
Tyrannical Song: [Ahhh! This dragon pearl is poisonous!]
Little Stripey: […]
Little Stripey: [Would you believe me if I were to say that guys like you don’t last more than three episodes during a series?]
Tyrannical Song: [Actually, I believe you. In the past six months, on average, I’ve probably died about once every three episodes.]
Little Stripey: […]
Little Stripey: [Alright, let’s get back to the main topic. I can’t give you my dragon pearls. However, I do have... My son’s dragon pearl. I can lend that to you.]