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Chapter 1467 - Is this an apology?

Chapter 1467 Is this an apology?

After Song Shuhang heard the sound of water being drunk, he turned his head in confusion, and saw the virtuous lamia’s gleeful appearance as she bravely drank an entire bottle of Mother-Child River water in one go.

“...” Song Shuhang.

The virtuous lamia stared back at Song Shuhang, and tried to make her eyes bigger while maintaining a well-behaved and innocent expression on her face.

Recently, her acting skills had been getting better and better.

If Senior White was still planning to make a movie, she could definitely take the role of the female lead.

“You drank it all?” The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. The virtuous lamia thought for a while, and then waved her hand and threw the empty bottle to the side. Then, she shook her head vigorously. Song Shuhang’s heart was so stifled that even his liver started to hurt.

After letting out a sigh, he asked Senior White, “Senior White, can light of virtue become pregnant?”

Senior White, who was in the middle of scooping out spoonfuls of black soup, turned his head to look at the virtuous lamia after hearing Song Shuhang’s question.

He thought for a moment, and said, “In theory... light of virtue does not have the characteristics of a living creature, so the Mother-Child River water should not have any effect. However, your light of virtue is clearly not an ordinary one.”

Song Shuhang again asked, “So?” Senior White calmly said, “So there are two possibilities. One is that your light of virtue becomes pregnant; the other is that you, its master, becomes pregnant.” After saying that, he returned to scooping out spoonfuls of black soup.

Song Shuhang felt like crying. He turned his head and stared at the virtuous lamia. The virtuous lamia’s lower abdomen was still flat and smooth, showing no signs of pregnancy.

If she wasn’t pregnant...

Song Shuhang lowered his head and looked at his lower abdomen. If she isn’t pregnant, does it mean that it’s my turn?

Suddenly, he was filled with despair.

He didn’t know if it was just him, but he got the feeling that his abdomen was really swelling up, just as if there was a life forming inside it.

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“Is Senior Song going to give birth to a baby?” Soft Feather curiously looked at Song Shuhang’s belly. Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “The Mother-Child River’s spring water is different from the ‘Impregnating Gaze’. It’s said that one would give birth to a ball of meat after drinking it. Senior Medicine Master, what should we do?”

Medicine Master, who had the appearance of a sunshine boy, raised his head from the next table and smiled slightly. “You don’t have to be afraid as I’m here. I can perform a C-section if it’s really needed. Although I am not very good at it, as long as we use healing techniques, there will be no problem getting that ball out of Shuhang. Little friend Shuhang, you don’t need to worry.”

Even with Senior Medicine Master’s attempt at comforting him, Song Shuhang was still very unhappy.

If he’d known that this was going to happen, he would have never allowed the virtuous lamia to come out.

“Aaaaah~” At this moment, the virtuous lamia raised her head and let out a scream that switched between the four tones[1] while using Song Shuhang’s voice.

After screaming, she opened her mouth and spat out a diamond ball the size of a table tennis ball.

This diamond ball was composed of ultra-high-purity power of virtue. It was golden and very beautiful. The virtuous lamia stretched out her hands, and gently caught the golden diamond ball.

Afterward, she placed it in front of Song Shuhang. Song Shuhang suspiciously asked, “After drinking Mother-Child River water, you gave birth to this?”

At the same time, he was secretly relieved.

In any case, the consequences of the virtuous lamia’s actions did not fall on his belly. He didn’t have to worry about becoming the first man of the Nine Provinces Number One Group who needed to undergo a C-section.

He didn’t know if it was just him, but he also seemed to hear a regretful sigh coming from the entire Immortal Feast venue.

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song did not actually get pregnant, bad review!

“What’s the use of this golden diamond?” Song Shuhang reached out and squeezed the golden diamond, looking at it carefully.

Other than the extremely pure power of virtue, he couldn’t find anything else that was strange about this golden diamond ball.

Song Shuhang thought to himself, Forget it. I’ll just put it away first. Anyway, I still have another bottle of Mother-Child River water.

Just as he was about to store the golden diamond ball in his spatial bracelet, he noticed the virtuous lamia’s expression.

Fairy @#%x’s eyes stared intently at the golden diamond ball in his hand.

Whenever his hand moved, her eyes would also move.

Song Shuhang held the diamond ball and waved it around in the shape of a five-pointed star.

Fairy @#%*’s head followed, also moving according to the shape of a five-pointed star.

“...” Song Shuhang.

Since she has become pregnant due to the Mother-Child River water, is it possible that #%x cherishes this golden diamond ball as if it were her own child?

If that were the case...

Song Shuhang thought for a while and gave the golden diamond ball back to the virtuous lamia. “It belongs to you.” Fairy @#%* quickly grabbed the golden diamond ball, holding it dearly to her chest.

To her, this golden diamond ball seemed much more precious than Senior Scarlet Heaven.

The Immortal Feast continued.

The remaining seven seats were eventually assigned to the other guests through various methods.

Immediately afterward, the lottery for the seats also began.

Song Shuhang now had an extra seat, the one he had just won.

“Seniors, does any of you still need a seat?” Song Shuhang asked. If a senior needed it, he would give it away.

If nobody wanted it, he would go and bring over that foolish bird.

If he continued to let her practice, her ‘cultivation madness’ disease would get worse.

The members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group shook their heads.

In the end... Song Shuhang had to capture Little Cai and forcibly bring her out to let her have the seat he had won.

Immortal dishes continued to be served. Everyone relaxed, starting to enjoy the Immortal Feast wholeheartedly.

After three rounds of drinks, everyone began chatting

Song Shuhang perked up his ears, and listened to the adventures, experiences, and interesting stories of the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. He had to remember these well.

In the future, these could help him achieve his dream of becoming a qualified senior.

While all of the fellow daoists were talking happily...

...behind Song Shuhang, the virtuous lamia cautiously stretched out her small hand and grabbed at Senior White.

Slap!

Senior White, who was drinking immortal brew, stretched out his hand and hit away the virtuous lamia’s hand.

Song Shuhang turned his head when he heard the sound.

Then, he saw that the virtuous lamia was shrinking into a ball and wearing a well-behaved face. “What’s going on?” Song Shuhang wondered. Senior White replied, “I don’t know. Your virtuous lamia suddenly reached out, and tried to grab my head.”

Song Shuhang looked at the virtuous lamia, speechless.

I should send her away.

While he was thinking this, the virtuous lamia stretched out her hand toward Senior White again, this time under Song Shuhang’s gaze, grabbing at his... hair.

The virtuous lamia’s target is Senior White’s hair?

Slap!

Senior White slapped away her small hand.

The virtuous lamia shrank into a ball again and showed a cute expression.

However, after three seconds...

She was unwilling to give up, and quietly moved her hand toward Senior White’s hair.

“...” Song Shuhang.

Slap!

Senior White slapped her little hand again. “Don’t be reckless more than thrice!”

If you do that again, even if you’re little friend Song Shuhang’s light of virtue, I will send you into space with a flying sword! Thrice Reckless Mad Saber looked aggrieved. Why did he have to be called out like that?

Fairy @#%x seemed to have thought of something. Her eyes lit up.

Afterward, she opened a second bottle of Mother-Child River water, tilted her head up, and chugged the bottle.

“???” Song Shuhang.

What is Fairy @#%x doing?

Is she trying to wash away her sorrows with the water?

After drinking the water, the same series of events took place again.

After a while, the virtuous lamia opened her mouth and spat out a golden diamond ball.

Afterward, she held the new golden diamond ball and presented it to Senior White. “...” Senior White.

Song Shuhang translated, “She seems to want your hair, Senior White.”

“Hair?” Senior White looked at the golden diamond ball in the virtuous lamia’s hand.

If one looked closely, they would find that this golden ball was extremely beautiful, more beautiful and dazzling than any diamond in the world. In addition, it was made of extremely pure power of virtue. If it were worn on one’s body, they could keep disasters and bad luck away. Senior White fell into thought.

After a while, he clapped his hands lightly. “Alright, it just so happens that this can be used in a magical treasure that I’ve been wanting to make. Fine, deal.”

The little Senior White reached out and grabbed one strand of his long hair, and pulled it lightly.

He then handed this long strand of hair to Fairy @#%x.

Fairy @#%* happily handed over the golden diamond ball to Senior White.

A transaction where both parties were satisfied was completed. “...” Song Shuhang. It became clear to him that for Fairy @#%*, the golden diamond ball wasn’t anything like a ‘child’ at all!

Song Shuhang curiously asked, “Why are you trading for Senior White’s hair?” Fairy @#%x grabbed Senior White’s long hair and lightly pricked the golden diamond ball with it. The seemingly indestructible golden ball was pierced by Senior White’s long hair.

Then, Fairy @#%x tied up the long hair, hanging the golden diamond ball around her neck.

When she moved around, the golden diamond ball that was the size of a table tennis ball jumped about.

“...” Song Shuhang. His mood at this time was very complicated.

He didn’t know how he should ridicule Fairy @#% x’s behavior.

If he didn’t do it, he would feel stifled again.

As if sensing Song Shuhang’s emotions, the virtuous lamia reached out and patted him lightly.

Then, she gritted her teeth and took out another bottle of Mother-Child River water from Song Shuhang’s pocket.

She opened the lid and drank it!

“???” Song Shuhang.

Fairy, what are you doing? You just wasted another bottle of Mother-Child River water!

After a while.

The virtuous lamia went through the same series of events, spat out a golden diamond ball, and handed it to Song Shuhang.

After drinking three bottles of Mother-Child River water in one breath, the virtuous lamia was exhausted, with her body having even become slightly transparent. After handing the third golden diamond ball to Song Shuhang, she took the initiative to return to his body and rest.

Song Shuhang held the golden diamond ball in his hand, dumbfounded.

Is this an apology from Fairy @#%x?

[1] Google “Chinese tones”.