Chapter 330: Holy shit, you're so stupid
Chapter 330: Holy shit, you're so stupid
Chapter 330: Holy shit, you're so stupid
The years are like a shuttle.
In a blink of an eye, three years have passed.
In the past three years, almost every place in One Piece world has been visited by Li Yaoxiang. When he was satisfied with the itinerary he had arranged, he had to face a cruel fact.
Oops
The darkening target is Luffy
Luffy, a guy with a rubber band in his head, can really darken?
He really still has a chance to leave this world?
The waves come back, like waking up from a dream.
That feeling is urgent and bad.
It's like starting school tomorrow, only to find that the summer homework has not been touched.
This time it's really Holy Sh*t.
The darkened target displayed on the system interface, Li Yaoxiang was stunned for a while.
In the end, he can only helplessly sigh.
Now, no matter how much you think about it, it won't help you. You have to face things and try. You can't just give up treatment without even trying, right?
Li Yaoxiang asked himself that no salted fish has reached this point.
Fortunately, he did not do nothing during the three years he spent outside.
At least he will pull Luffy into the space of consciousness from time to time, teasing Luffy when he was a baby, which inadvertently leads to the relationship between Luffy and him, which can be regarded as having a certain foundation.
Now that he has decided to take action for his 'blackening cause', the first thing to do, of course, is to first confirm whether Luffy is really or is loved by his grandfather Garp's Iron Fist too much.
3 years old.
Children of this age, as long as they are normal, should begin to understand some truth. Not to mention the relatively precocious One Piece world?
Don't look at Nico Robin when she was at the age of eight.
Ace began hunting at the age of 10.
Sabo was running away from home when he was 10, didn't he go to sea as a pirate?
The early maturity of Momonosuke is even more obvious.
Therefore, whether Luffy is really stupid or was beaten stupid, Li Yaoxiang thinks that some clues can be seen now, and there should be no misjudgment results.
Moreover, even if there are some deviations, it won't be able to control that much.
After all, if Li Yaoxiang determines that Luffy was stupid by Garp, then he can at least stop all this early. So that the darkening road in the future can be better.
Miss so far.
Li Yaoxiang no longer hesitated.
That night, while Luffy was asleep, he directly pulled him into the space of consciousness.
...
In the space of consciousness.
"Luffy. Luffy."
Luffy, who was asleep, heard a familiar voice calling him and blinked at the moment. Blinking his big eyes, he sat up excitedly.
When I saw that Li Yaoxiang was really not far from his side, those big eyes suddenly became shiny.
Then quickly stood up and rushed to Li Yaoxiang.
Luffy: ()
Luffy: "It's you! Big Brother! You're finally looking for me! How? How? Did you bring anything today? Delicious for me?"
At the beginning, Li Yaoxiang was really just idle and wanted to make Luffy play, so he didn't use Transformation Jutsu to hide his identity.
When Luffy got used to his appearance, he was too lazy to change it.
Moreover, he knew Luffy was greedy.
So almost every time he comes in, he will bring food from all over to lure Luffy.
This led Luffy to see Li Yaoxiang's an instant, and the first thing was to think of eating.
Li Yaoxiang grinned helplessly.
Luffy's hair was dialed.
A chicken leg was made out of thin air, and handed to Luffy.
Luffy didn't think much and couldn't see the Big Brother in front of him.
Take the chicken leg and start to bite, eating with keen interest pleasure.
Li Yaoxiang squatted down, maintaining a height almost equal to Luffy's, and asked, "Luffy, you always eat whatever I give you, aren't you afraid that the food I give you is poisonous?"
( `)?
Luffy looks like "mud is talking about rice".
Luffy: "What is poison?"
Li Yaoxiang: "Poison is something that will die if you eat it."
( o) Oh, so that's how it is.
Luffy is still chewing and chewing, while nodding that he understands.
Looking at Luffy's attitude, Li Yaoxiang had a slightly bad hunch, and immediately clenched the teeth. He said, "Luffy, I'm not lying to you, in fact, this chicken leg is poisonous, and I specially used it to poison you!"
() Luffy still eats with keen interest pleasure.
It's even licking bones.
Li Yaoxiang: " ( lll)"
In this situation, a flash of lightning flashed.
For Li Yaoxiang, it is simply thunder from a clear sky.
Holy Sh*t!
He's really stupid
Luffy completely ignored the poison, pulled Li Yaoxiang's sleeve: "Big Brother, is there any more?"
Li Yaoxiang was stunned. Looks-at Luffy, subconsciously took out another chicken leg, handed him, numbly said: "Poisonous, poison to death you."
Luffy said he was understood.
Poisonous, right?
Then continue to chew.
Li Yaoxiang's hand sweeps ended the exchange and returned Luffy's consciousness to reality.
And he himself is focused on the main body.
Lying on the bed, he stared blankly at the ceiling.
He watched it all night.
Until the next morning, he completely digested the fact that Luffy was really stupid.
After accepting this fact, he seemed to be awakened and straightened up.
"No!"
"Can't be negative like this anymore!"
"Naruto is so hard to darken, and all of them are darkened by me, Luffy It must be possible!"
"I must be able to leave this world successfully! "
Next.
The thoughts in my mind started to run fast. All the plots he is familiar with in One Piece world are recalled. There are only a few of the most important points in Luffy's life.
The rest of the time, it was almost smooth sailing, and there were no major setbacks.
In the final analysis
It's all because of his identity, and his backing is strong enough.
Grandfather is a Navy Vice Admiral who can compete with One Piece Roger, Monkey D. Garp.
Father is the leader of the revolutionary who can challenge the World Government, Monkey D. Dragon.
This led to the real ruler of the world government, the leader of the Tianlong people who even the Five Old Stars would bow down to when they saw him, Im, when he heard about the Monkey D. family, he became afraid and did not dare to do anything to Luffy.
Since that is the case
Since Luffy's original experience, he can't come into contact with too much darkness...
Then take the initiative to lead Luffy to meet the dark side of this world!
Li Yaoxiang closed both eyes at the moment.
Thinking in my head.
Various plans and layouts are calculated quickly in my mind.
After an hour.
Li Yaoxiang suddenly opened his eyes.
One year!
One year later, the best time to start darkening Luffy!
And before that, I can't idle myself. I must start to lay out for the future darkening plan in this year