Demon Lord's Reincarnation

Chapter 881: NICE COCK, BRO! - WE WANT YOU!

The moment I opened my eyes, I almost reached for my gun because of the way everyone was looking at me. It was because not only Tatiana and Quinn were grinning from ear to ear, everyone else including Jesus and his crew looked like they busted their roommate jerking off or were speaking to their pets in that cutesy way they'd never do to normal people.

And at the same fucking moment, I thought for sure that Kaley and I woke up at the same time but to my fucking horror, Kaley was under our blanket—bobbing her head up and down—and had no idea that everyone else was watching us.

I would've let everyone else watch if 'everyone else' were the people we were involved with but this was an entirely different matter.

But yeah, I should've immediately stopped what Kaley was doing but god fucking dammit morning head from her feels so fucking good.

Not to mention, she definitely slobbered and engorged on my huge fucking knob the moment she discovered that I woke up but for some fucking reason, she didn't hear the tapping on the glass windows.

It could be that she thought it was just Quinn and Tatiana trying to play a joke on us—and they'd have a little bit of a hard time seeing what was actually happening—but just the smile they were throwing at me told me that they fucking knew what was going on.

However, it didn't take long before Kaley went for the kill by doing the thing where she stops sucking me off and slowly stroked me with her hands, moving up from her position so she could mount me and finish together.

'No, no, no—'

I was this fucking close to pushing her down to make her finish what she started without discovering our audience, but I knew everything was lost when she pulled off the blanket covering us.

And it was .000001 seconds before chaos fucking ensued.

"GOOD MORNING, YOU TWO!"

"NICE TECHNIQUE— WOAH! NICE COCK, BRO!"

"LOOK AT HER FUCKING TITS!"

Those three phrases came out muffled from our side but I definitely burst my eardrums when Kaley screamed for her life and took cover.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHA— G-GET AWAY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Kaley tried so hard to pull up the covers by our feet as she tried to bury her face on my body and everyone else just started laughing and cheering from the spectacle. However, the pleasure I received earlier was entirely replaced by pain as Kaley started to pinch my skin and hammer her fist on my body, blaming me for everything.

"AH— OW! KALEY! IT HURTS! STOP!"

"W-WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THEY'RE— UGH!"

"I JUST WOKE UP! I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BLOW ME IN— Nevermind that, it's gonna be fine—"

"NEVERMIND?! REALLY?! NEVERMIND?! EVERYONE SAW US— SAW ME— AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IT'S GONNA BE FINE?!"

"YES! I REALLY THINK SO! DIDN'T YOU SEE THEM GO AT IT YESTERDAY?!"

"B-BUT IT'S D-DIFFERENT!"

"We're going to a hot spring later— It's probably a mixed bath too so—"

"I TOLD YOU IT'S DIFFERENT!"

"At least you showed good technique!"

"HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER?!"

"I'M TRYING HARD HERE, ALRIGHT?! CAN'T WE JUST ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENTS?!"

"HNGH~~~ C-CAN'T WE JUST COOK BREAKFAST FOR OURSELVES THIS TIME?!"

"It'd be rude to—"

"PLEASE?!"

"We can't—"

"P-Please?"

"Nope. It's our mess, we deal with it."

"Hngh… F-Fine… I'll w-walk behind you though… I'm still very embarrassed, alright?!"

"I am too! I'm trying hard here so we'd be able to go out with everyone."

"C-Can you f-find my clothes?"

"Sure."

With that said, we eventually got dressed before heading to the mess hall with everybody else but it didn't take long before my mood was soured by the same exact thing they did with the breakfast portions.

As usual, the ones who contributed less and were lower ranked got scraps while the ones who contributed a lot and were higher ranked got a lavish meal. And unfortunately, we were being given special treatment just because I was tasked to take JP as an apprentice.

With the way things were, I wouldn't be able to change this system but goddammit I'm gonna ruffle some fucking feathers.

It didn't take long before we finished eating so I quickly made my way to their assembly hall where each group's daily tasks were being assigned to them. And luckily enough, no one from the cadets has driven out yet so I had a small window to proceed with my plan.

JP was by the stage with one of his cohorts who was barking at everyone to fall in line so I quickly made my way and made myself known.

I simply gave JP an eerie smile before turning to his right-hand(?) man, "Gimme."

[Huh?]

I almost kicked the motherfucker's shin, "You jackass, stop using the megaphone so close! Gimme!"

"You mean—"

"Yes! That one!"

As everyone else saw what was going on, the guy refused to give me the megaphone and instead turned to his Baron, but the people in the immediate vicinity heard a short clink before they heard someone—I mean, me—clearing my throat and speaking to the megaphone that had its strap cut off.

[Morning, people! I know it's gonna be a busy morning again collecting heads and whatnot but I have a small proposition for all of you. I'm only gonna say this once so you better fucking listen up! Can anyone hear me?]

Saying that, I obviously garnered enough attention—even from the high-ranking officials and the regular joes who already finished their studies in this place—but I didn't expect all the cadets to stop whatever it was they were doing and listen to me attentively.

Even JP who was still in the process of giving another cadet their set of tasks and the right hand who was still trying to get the megaphone off of me were perplexed by the respect given to me by their supposed pawns.

I chuckled before I continued.

[Alright. As much as I want to beat up Lopez for the coming days, I'll be leaving with JP and Seb for a little field trip. However, even if we 'bonded' yesterday night, I don't want them to feel out of place so I'm thinking of bringing in a few more people with a particular set of skills— no, what I wanted to say was that I want to bring a few more people that had a certain skill— Get it? Singular.

A single skill that they think that when it's tested against everybody else here, they knew that they wouldn't be bested.]

[It could be anything. But the more obscure or weird it is, the better your chances of coming with me and my crew—]

One of the cadets with no particular features that were standing out raised his hand, "What do you mean by obscure?"

[Good question, random citizen! What I mean by that is since all of you here are trained to do soldier shit, it would probably take a bit of time to find your best shooter, fighter, etc. So, if you have something… something that you would shine on just by yourself, no matter how stupid or random it is, sign up and we'll see if I'll bring you with me or not.]

Another random NPC raised his hand, "How many are you gonna take though?"

[Another good question, random citizen 2! The answer to that question is I don't fucking know.]

"Huh?"

[Why don't all of you just worry about finding what sets you apart from that group you are in that's trained to do a specific type of thing before you branch out to something that also does a specific type of thing? I'll be the one to worry about the number of people I'll be taking but let me tell you all that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

I don't wanna throw shade in this place but I promise you'd have a good time with me.]

[And don't worry about leaving this place for a while. The General is sending his son away for a bit, why would he care if he sends out a handful more?]

JP finally made his way to my back, "What the fuck are you doing?"

I turned off the megaphone for a bit, "What do you think I'm doing? Am I not being that obvious?"

"Everyone here has some shit to do and you're disrupting the—"

I suddenly threw him the look as I shoved his right hand away, "Why don't you start packing up Mr. Baron before I tell your dad what's going on between you and Seb?"

JP's eyes suddenly went wide as he tried to look for Seb in the crowd, "What are you—"

"Let's just say that I fucking know. And yeah, I'm gonna straight up tell you that you're still fucking confused and you need to get that fucking head out the gutter or you'll hurt more people than you think. You love being in a position of power and telling you that you're not last night gave me an inkling."

He gave me that same look when he yelled at Seb last night, "If you fucking—"

"Don't fucking look at me like that. I fucking have you by the balls right now and let's just say I'm gonna fucking whip you up to shape and your dad will probably let me keep you for a few more months. That repressed feelings of yours? I'm gonna give you a chance to let it all out while you're on a vacation with us and trust me, you'll probably beg your dad to stay with my group too."