Chapter 356 Things Never Always Go According To Plan
Chapter 356 Things Never Always Go According To Plan
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Minnie screamed, "I'll so fucking kill you, Lenny Tales."
Lenny deactivated WILL as he chuckled, "If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I would have built my own nation by now. And I mean from every grain of sand."
Fortunately, he had caused enough rupture in their spell that the summon was slowed down.
Also, because of his hurry, he had not been able to snatch items from the witches he had killed. Instead, the Nether portals opened up, and the Nether creatures they had made a deal with took their bodies away.
Minnie frowned as she looked behind her. "Sister Hammer!"
Immediately she called out, and a big, buff woman with one eye on her forehead rushed forward.
The force with which she moved was explosive, and it seemed to pave the ground as she moved.
She kicked against the ground as she launched into the air. Her heavy fist came right for Lenny's head.
Regardless of her size, she was impressively fast.
"The Hell! Are you the daughter of the FUCKING Hulk or something?" Lenny exclaimed as he dove out of the way again and again.
Her ceaseless attacks did not even allow him the opportunity to get his foot stable on the ground.
And then it happened.
Minnie's summoning was obviously hurt by Lenny's attack.
Therefore, she was not able to bring out the full brunt of her ability.
However, she was still able to summon about forty creatures from the Nether.
A good half of them were giants.
Even as Lenny maneuvered his way through the battlefield with Hammer relentlessly chasing him, he could still see the Nether creatures Minnie had summoned.
Each creature from the Nether only looked uglier than the next one.
There was a creature. It was as long as a train and twice as wide.
However, its entire body looked to be made out of a mixture of baby hands and feet, crawling about the place, and then what appeared to be its head looked like the insides of a bee hive.
It had holes all about it that looked like a thousand eyes.
It screeched eeriely as it took form on the earth.
Another creature reminded Lenny of a giant bear. At least half of it did.
The entire lower half was like that of a cockroach.
One abominable creature after the other appeared.
As they did, the battle began.
"Shit! This is going to be annoying!" Lenny cursed as he ran through the battlefield.
However, regardless of the relentless pursuit from Hammer, Lenny only ran through specific points.
As he did, he waved his hands, and vehicles he had brought into the storage unit carrying the ballistic weapons appeared.
The men and women had already lost hope the moment they saw the different beasts appear about the place.
However, Lenny appeared in time before all hope was lost.
The sight of the vehicles rekindled their lost zeal to fight, and without wasting time, they began mounting them as they appeared.
*BOOM!*
Rocket launchers were released as they stood their ground against the beasts.
Lenny, on the other hand, willed the swords once more into the storage unit.
"You know, I know you are called hammer, but how strong are you?"
Lenny turned as he sent a fist for hammer.
Hammer did not move out of the way but presented her fist too for the challenge.
*Bang!*
Both of them punched the other's fists.
Surprisingly, Lenny found that he had been sent flying.
"Damn woman! With one eye and that much strength, you know that you won't be able to get married, right?"
However, Hammer replied as she attacked, "I'm not into men! They are too weak anyway."
*Boom!* Another punch to the ground that Lenny only barely escaped.
"Stay in one place! Let me squash you like the bug you are!" Hammer screamed her annoyance.
Meanwhile, as Lenny was engaged in battle with Hammer, Ella was engaged in battle with Minnie and her sisters.
Ella, in her monkey suit, did not only fight with her bow and arrows but also with brute force.
The like of which matched Hammer's ferocity.
The battlefield was huge, and it was not uncommon for Lenny to switch battle partners in the midst of the chaos with another witch.
However, Hammer ensured that she was always on his tail.
As Lenny fought, he had a sharp feeling that something was not right.
He was not too sure as to what it was, but the more he looked at the battlefield, the more the feeling actualized itself.
A side smile appeared on Lenny's lips as his mind went into quick overdrive.
However, it was at this point that the voice of Bedlam was suddenly heard.
It cut across the entire battlefield like a hot knife through butte, charging into the minds of these unsuspecting combatants.
The Voice of Bedlam was not a respecter of sides.
It was true chaos that affected and enveloped all in the attitude of chaotic madness.
This was a sudden surprise, as it threw the battle into true chaos.
Whether it was man or beast, they started attacking one another.
For those whose wills were not strong enough, the Voice of Bedlam was a true nightmare.
Lenny did not even find it surprising that many of the witches were affected.
At this moment, the distinction between friend and foe has disappeared.
Everybody hunted for everybody.
The humans were biting and chewing off each other's faces; the Nether creatures were attacking each other or trying to destroy themselves; and even the witches attacking Ella started attacking each other.
Both of them managed to kill themselves.
Lenny was far stronger now, and with the protection of the Satan System, the Voice of Bedlam could not affect him.
Nevertheless, the sight of killings about him was amazing to watch, and Lenny could not help but laugh out loud.
"Who could have thought that the cocky bastard was alive? Making a move just when it is needed!" He laughed some more.
Then again, such was the thrill of battle. Things never always went according to plan.