Chapter 278: Gu Yuena: Di Tian, ??guard Bi Ji's ass! ?
Chapter 278: Gu Yuena: Di Tian, ??guard Bi Ji's ass! ?
??Chapter 278 Gu Yuena: Ditian, guard Brigitte's ass! ?Big chapter?
?? "I really met a psychopath in broad daylight!"
?? "For so many years of defending the city, I have seen people pretending to be soldiers, officials, maids, and cooks trying to sneak into the imperial city. This is the first time I have seen people pretending to be our ancestors!"
?? "Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"
?? "Boy, how much courage do you have for lunch? Do you know that the person you pretend to be is the existence of today's empress who would kneel and kowtow three times when she sees a statue!"
??Lin Yi smiled without saying a word, and just stood there looking at them coolly, like sizing up ants.
??But the guard next to him who was not smiling gradually became weird.
??The statue has been built for several years, and I saw it almost every day when defending the city, and the appearance is engraved in my mind.
??The young man in front of him... hiss, let alone, his looks are indeed familiar.
?? "He and the ancestor... seem to be quite similar."
?? "Tch, it's just a coincidence."
?? "Yes, the probability of our ancestors appearing in front of us is lower than that of eating golden lumps after eating."
?? "Besides, if it's really the ancestors, he just waved us and put us on the wall, how could he still tell us so far?"
??Listening to what the two guards said to me, Lin Yi suddenly nodded, yes, stick you to the wall, and I can go in directly.
?? "Thank you for your suggestions."
"What?"
?? They were taken aback.
??Lin Yi waved his hand immediately, and the two guards took off in an instant. They spun in mid-air with dazed expressions, and flew towards the high wall.
??They soared to a height of several tens of meters, and were so frightened that they uttered extremely powerful words in the air, and then they stuck themselves on the city wall, unable to get down no matter how much they moved.
??Lin Yi smiled slightly, and a lot of people gathered behind him to watch the excitement.
?? "I'm going, what happened?!"
?? "Who is this boy?"
?? "Hiss...he's so handsome!"
?? "He said he was our ancestor, I just overheard it now!"
?? "What the hell?! Ancestor? Just now a second-armed man on the street said that he met the ancestor in broad daylight!"
??…
??Lin Yi walked straight into the city gate.
??The people in the capital behind followed curiously. The careful people just compared the similarity between Lin Yi and the statue, and they screamed for a while.
??They are really willing to believe that the ancestors have come!
?? Just a few steps into the imperial city, a large number of soldiers wearing armor suddenly poured out inside, but these soldiers are slightly different.
??Lin Yi narrowed his eyes slightly, and saw the "qi" that ordinary people did not have in these soldiers.
?? Could these soldiers be immortal cultivators raised by that unfilial daughter? Followed her to the mortal world as a soldier?
?? No wonder, when an army composed of cultivators attacked Da Zhou, how could an army of mortals beat them?
??Lin Yi raised the corner of his mouth and waved again, and the soldiers all flew into the sky uncontrollably.
?? There are thousands of people floating neatly in the sky, how spectacular this scene is!
??The people behind them ran into the imperial city in astonishment, looking up at the sky with their heads up, they were so stupid!
??This divine power seems to be stronger than any fairy they have ever seen...
Lin Yi walked forward slowly, and the soldiers floating in the sky, without exception, screamed again and again and flew towards the tall city wall. Each of them stuck their backs against the city wall, unable to move without struggling no.
??For a moment, the city walls were filled with extremely high-volume curses.
??The city wall is big enough, and there is room for more people to post it. Lin Yi was so happy that he walked forward without looking back.
??…
??Deep in the imperial city.
?? "Your Majesty, just over the gate of the city, a young man claiming to be the ancestor broke in!"
?? "Heh, some people dare to pretend to be ancestors these days? My immortal army doesn't just eat for nothing."
??On the soft couch, the majestic Empress smiled lightly, captivating the soul. She picked up a washed grape from the plate and put it into the small cherry mouth to chew carefully.
?? "Fairy soldiers...Your Majesty, you will know when you go and have a look!"
?? "Noisy."
??The empress of a generation frowned her meticulously drawn eyebrows.
?? At this moment, a voice that shocked the soul came over, and there was an indescribable power in the voice, which made people feel awe.
?? "Unworthy children and grandchildren, I have come, why don't you come out and meet?"
"ah!"
??The delicate body of the empress fell off the soft couch.
??When the voice came, her majestic celestial power seemed to be imprisoned.
?? "Where is the sound coming from?!"
?? "If the slave's guess is correct...it's the city gate..."
?? "Let's drive! Go, go and see!"
??The empress' beautiful eyes were horrified, she clutched her chest, the sound just now made the blood in her body boil instantly.
??Is it impossible...
??…
??In the deep palace, a group of people rushed out in a hurry, and the empress didn't even have time to sit on the chariot, and her gorgeous clothes swayed wantonly with her panicked walking movements.
??When they came to the city gate, everyone froze in place.
??I saw that the bluestone wall was covered with soldiers!
??There were continuous wailing and cursing from above, and directly below, a handsome young man was slowly walking towards this side.
??The empress stared blankly at the person coming, her delicate body trembling.
?? This boy is exactly what she looks like in her deepest memory!
??The ancestor is here to punish her!
??The empress had a guilty conscience, so after she became emperor, she built a statue of her ancestors, worshiped every day, just for peace of mind, but did the ancestors still ask her to settle accounts?
??Lin Yi finally saw this unfilial daughter. He raised his hand and pointed forward. Before he could say anything, the empress softened her delicate body, her eyes turned red, and she fell to the ground as if accepting her fate, very pitiful.
?? At this moment, a system prompt sounded in my mind.
???Because the progress of the previous plane was too fast, the foundation was unstable, and the host possessed the power of law enough to destroy the plane. Meeting the empress at this moment, the cause and effect are too strong, which will lead to the collapse of the plane. ?
???Please also ask the host to return to Douluo, and it will return to normal after the plane is restored for a few hours. ?
??You...disappointing, I just saw this unfilial girl, she hasn't spanked yet...Forget it, go back and spank Gu Yuena's ass.
??Lin Yi looked at the empress who was sitting on the ground crying, and said:
?? "I just remembered that I forgot to turn off the fire after cooking. I'll come back to you in a few decades. I'll take care of it, you know. I've been watching you."
??The empress was stunned for a moment, she didn't dare to speak, she only dared to peck at the rice and nodded like a crying bag.
?? Everyone watched Lin Yi disappear into the air.
??The fairy soldiers attached to the city wall suddenly screamed and fell from the top one by one...
??…
?? "What are you sleeping on? You still have another chance to attack! Get off the stage after the fight!"
??Gu Yuena pinched Bi Ji's fair face and said bitterly.
??Dead goose, can't you see that I'm in a hurry to go down! !
??Lin Yi just came back to his senses when he saw the scene in front of him.
?? Sure enough, he stayed in that face for dozens of minutes, and in Douluo he didn't even have the time to blink an eye.
??Speaking of which, Brigitte is really patient, she was able to stay in her plane for five full days without blinking an eye.
?? "I'm really sleepy~"
??Brigitte yawned, her eyes narrowed.
?? "I'm not allowed! Wake up for me! Wake up!"
??Gu Yuena shook Bi Ji's shoulders in a distraught manner, stupid, don't leave me alone to face Lin Yi!
??She immediately gave Brigitte a "refreshing and refreshing".
?? "Boom!"
?? "Are you in good spirits?"
?? "Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
The second daughter looked at Lin Yi again. Bi Ji had a big bag on her forehead, and began to cast the emerald light crying. A golden old tree pattern began to appear between her eyebrows, so at first glance, it seemed to be golden There is a big bag growing on the old tree.
??Green light rippling around, full of vitality, golden runes in it stretched out like silk and satin, wrapping around Gu Yuena's delicate body.
??Wind, fire, ice, the three elements condensed in the white palm, the cyan "leaf" opened, and the snow-white ice lotus wrapped the red fire core, Gu Yuena threw the "three-element mixture" towards Lin Yi.
The ice and fire exploded, the blue wind spread in it, the fire tornado and the ice tornado merged with each other, and Lin Yi's location turned into a hellish meat grinder, the elements continued to react, the damage continued to pile up, and the entire platform shone with light , was quickly covered by scalding steam.
??Gu Yuena actually remembered to help Bi Ji avoid the hot water vapor this time, leaving a small "safe place" behind her.
??Bi Ji stood behind Gu Yuena, carefully raised her two small hands to touch the big bump on her head, and when she touched it, she was so painful that she shed two tears.
??Hmph, although I’m sober, I don’t like the fact that the Lord is here…
??The damage bounced back, Gu Yuena waved her hand, and a surge of silver light rushed forward and swallowed it.
?? After finishing all this, Gu Yuena smiled in relief, and was about to slip off the stage as if she was liberated, but Lin Yi's voice came from behind, making her froze.
?? "In such a hurry?"
??Gu Yuena turned her head in a panic, smiled and shook her head: "No..."
?? "How did you have the heart to leave this silly goose alone on stage?"
??Gu Yuena heard the words and looked at Bi Ji, who returned a ignorant and innocent stare.
??Ahhh, I'm so annoying!
??Gu Yuena silently returned to Bi Ji's side, almost crying because of her grievance.
??Lin Yi looked at the panel.
???Blood loss: 757698?
???Remaining HP: 899918299368?
???Damage Level: Gold (Elementary)?
???Random Reward: Drop Soul Bone from time to time (30,000 years and below)?
???Host Reward: Drop Soul Bone from time to time (100,000 years and below)?
??What do you mean, will Brigitte also drop treasure?
??Lin Yi looked at the comment.
??He froze for a moment, hey, the explanation in this note is really the same thing!
??How do you feel that the system is cultivating this goose as a mascot?
??Lin Yi said: "The damage is 757698, golden junior, your reward is... you can drop soul bones from time to time."
??Everyone at the scene burst into question marks above their heads.
??It is normal for a soul beast to drop a soul bone, but isn’t that the premise of dying first?
??Bi Ji immediately turned pale, and she waved her hands again and again: "Goose doesn't want to die!"
??Spirit beasts are like this. Human beings hunt and kill them to get their soul bones, and they will be afraid when they hear the words of soul bones falling. This has almost become the instinct of any soul beast.
??Lin Yi was stunned for a moment, and explained: "I don't want you to die."
?? "This reward means that when you are alive, a soul bone will fall from your body from time to time. The reward I give is that it will only take effect when your attacker is alive."
??Goose Goose?_?.
?? Well, you don’t have to die.
??Lin Yi continued:
"When it will drop, there is no precise definition, but the type of spirit bone that will drop has a precise probability. The head spirit bone has an 18% chance of falling, and the torso spirit bone has a 12% chance of falling. There is a 40% chance of dropping an arm bone, and a 30% chance of dropping a leg bone."
?? "And the age of each spirit bone will be less than or equal to 30,000 years."
??Goose Goose?_?
?? There is no wave in my heart.
??This reward seems to have no effect on geese~
??After all, it seems that soul beasts cannot fuse soul bones.
?? After Lin Yi finished speaking, he flicked the golden ball of light in his hand towards Bi Ji.
??After the fusion reward, Brigitte looked at her body curiously, and it seemed that there were no wounds, so she was sure that she really didn't need to die.
?? But where do the spirit bones drop from?
?? Skull from head? Does the arm bone come from the arm?
??Gu Yuena quietly observed Lin Yi's reaction at this time, she should be able to step down now, right?
??She tentatively walked down, but Lin Yi did not speak again, and Gu Yuena returned to her subordinate with a sigh of relief.
??Ah, ah, in front of this man, I can hardly breathe!
??Bi Ji followed behind, and at this moment, there was a "click" sound from behind.
??She turned her head, only to see an arm bone glowing with black light lying quietly on the ground,
??Everyone looked at the scene in front of them stupidly.
?? So, it suddenly fell? !
??Lin Yi just watched the soul bone fall from under Brigitte's skirt. Judging from the position, it should have fallen from the buttocks, and he has a sense of laying eggs.
??Bi Ji clutched her butt, her eyes widened suddenly, she immediately walked off the stage as if she was running away, and the spirit bone that fell was gone.
??At this moment, everyone was looking at the soul bone on the stage eagerly, showing longing expressions, oh my god, that is a soul bone!
??It is useless to soul beasts, but it is of great use to human soul masters!
??But due to Lin Yi's presence, everyone was embarrassed to go on stage to fight, but they still put on a posture to charge forward.
??At this moment, Qian Daoliu gave the third priest a look.
??Close the door and let the second child go!
The three priests understood, and pushed the little golden crocodile from behind, and the kid rushed up the stage with his teeth and claws bared, hugged his arm bones in his arms in front of everyone, and then looked fiercely at the others, After swearing sovereignty, he swaggered back to the Wuhundian camp.
?? Everyone is stupid.
??I'm blanching! Qian Daoliu, you old fox! Sure enough, I am not a son of man!
??Send a kid out to **** the soul bone, who would be ashamed to compete with a kid, after all, Senior Lin Yi is sitting there, and this bad impression will be over if it stays.
?? But there are also many smart people at the moment...
?? Brigitte clutched her **** tightly with her two small hands in aggrieved manner, with a pitiful gleam in her eyes.
??Because, at this moment, many people are guarding behind her buttocks, waiting for Brigitte to lay eggs... oh no, to lay a soul bone.
?? "Lord, help me..."
??She asked Gu Yuena for help.
??Gu Yuena looked at the soul masters behind her, her eyes turned into cold vertical pupils of one purple and one gold, the power of the Silver Dragon King radiated outwards, the soul masters immediately backed away in fear, and moved away one after another.
?? "Di Tian."
?? "The subordinate is here."
?? "Watch Brigitte's ass."
?? "Huh? Follow... Follow!"
??ps. Thanks for following up.
??(end of this chapter)