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Chapter 621: Boss, am I stupid? ?Second update?
Chapter 621: Boss, am I stupid? ?Second update?
After finishing, Ditian suppressed the discomfort in his heart, and said with a dark face: "Do you see clearly? You pretend to pick up the soul bone, turn around after picking it up, imitate my action just now, and finally say "Here is the soul bone." There are a lot of bones, I'll wait for you", the tone should be cute, and take a complete video."
??Brigitte crouched on the ground and shook her head stupidly: "No, I have to read it several times before I remember."
"What?!"
??Di Tian roared in dismay.
??Before this, he had done this silly goose more than twenty times!
??Brigitte immediately closed her eyes in pain, and raised her hands to cover her ears: "The sound is so loud!"
??Ditian realized that his behavior might not be very gentlemanly, he coughed twice, and said, "Then you must be careful, I will do it a few more times, just a few times."
??After fifty times.
??Bi Ji solemnly said: "Okay! I have learned it!"
Ditian was lying on the ground, life was unlovable: "You have finally learned it, if you don't learn it again, even if I am not disgusted by myself, I will turn myself up, why do I feel cute when girls do cute moves?" It's so disgusting..."
??At this time, a cute little girl suddenly appeared.
??Bi Ji poked her head over, her face blocked the sky in Di Tian's vision.
?? "Boss, are you going to die?"
?? "No...not yet..."
?? Di Tian blushed and opened his eyes wide, suddenly feeling that his sacrifice just now was worth it.
?? "Then you can help me take pictures, isn't it the mission of the Lord?"
"good!"
??Di Tian immediately stood up, put a few spirit bones on the ground, everything was ready, and now he was looking forward to Brigitte's wonderful performance.
??But the smile on his face quickly froze as if he had been fed shit.
??Bi Ji moved as if all the joints in her body had been rusted for hundreds of years, her hands and feet did not belong to her at all, her smile was not natural at all, as if someone pointed a gun at the back of her head.
??Di Tian endured his restlessness and asked with a smile, "Why do you stick out the three fingers in the middle of your scissors hand?"
??Bi Ji looked nervous, and quickly retracted her middle finger, leaving only her index finger and ring finger: "Is this right?"
??Di Tian: "..."
??He lay down on the ground lovelessly again.
??Why... there are people in this world who can't even handle scissorhands right?
?? This is obviously a behavior as simple as yawning.
Why? Why? !
??Why is it so strange that cute guys do cute actions and become not cute at all!
?? "Sorry boss, I'm a little nervous."
??Brigitte stood there helplessly, whispering.
??Di Tian sat up again, took a deep breath and said, "Forget it, you don't need to do any cute moves, just record a scene of you picking up soul bones, and you can say whatever you want in terms of lines."
??Brigitte nodded.
??So the shooting task was resumed.
?? Di Tian sat there, watching Bi Ji in the camera running towards the spirit bones on the ground with small steps, picking up one and putting it in his arms, dropping one into his arms and dropping the other, and picking it up again after falling.
??After picking it up, she ran over with the spirit bone in her arms, but all the spirit bones that she had just put in her arms fell down while running.
??The clumsy Brigitte was so stupid that her eyes were red, but she still said to the camera with a professional spirit: "Soul bones are big and many, I love soul bones, fried chicken like..."
??click.
??Video ends.
??Ditian watched the video over and over again, and then sent a private message to Bi Ji, deciding to use this video.
??He understood that he didn't like Brigitte because he was cute, but because of her silly appearance, so he thought she was cute.
?? Isn't that why I like her?
?? "Boss, am I stupid?"
??Bi Ji picked up all the soul bones that fell just now, and asked this question as she handed them to Di Tian.
?? "Have you finished picking up the soul bones?"
?? "It's over."
??Di Tian looked back, and there were two spirit bones shining brightly on the ground behind Bi Ji.
???I'm done picking up?
??Di Tian: "...It's okay, I'm not stupid, at least I know I can go home when it rains, which is better than many people."
?? Goose tilted his head, as if thinking.
?? "Are you going home in the rain? Oh! Then I remember!"
?? "..."
??Di Tian: "...forget it, let's talk about how to send this video, this is one of the contents I will teach you today."
"OK!"
?? "I hope I can teach you before it's my turn to attack..."
"What did you say?"
?? "It's okay, I didn't say anything."
??…
Spirit world.
??The goddess of life brought several other gods, including the **** of destruction, to one place.
??There is a very thick tree here, probably several people can't hug it even if they embrace it at the same time.
Life: "This is my body, the Ancient Tree of Life. If we can use the divine power of our five enforcers, plus the residual breath of the Dragon God's power, maybe we can use the Ancient Tree of Life as a medium to open up the power of the designated plane. aisle."
??Evil: "The ancient tree of life actually has this ability, but can't it be done with the abilities of the five of us?"
??Life: "No, the Dragon God is far stronger than us, so his power must be involved. The Rising Dragon Pillar used to be his weapon, and the remaining power on it can fully make up for our shortcomings."
??Destruction took a deep look at Life, and said in a deep voice, "If I'm right, this will consume your lifespan, right?"
??Life was stunned for a moment, forced a smile and said: "This lifespan is nothing to me at all, it's just a drop in the bucket, I'm the **** with the longest lifespan in the God Realm."
??Destruction: "Huh? A little? Is it really just a little?"
?? God Shura frowned: "Life, tell the truth."
Life looked serious: "I'm telling the truth, so it's decided. I will go to Lin Yi to borrow the Dragon Pillar at any cost. Just wait for my news. The Raksha God must give an explanation. This is about the future of our God Realm."
??Evil: "When will I borrow it?"
??The Goddess of Life looked at the scene in Wuhun City from a distance: "Go now, I will go alone, you don't need to follow."
??She was suddenly held back by Destroyer, who said solemnly, "Wait for that little guy's reward to come out first, what if it's another dangerous reward?"
??…
?? "Avatar of Martial Soul!"
??The golden scales all over the sky gathered densely towards the little golden crocodile.
??He used the last offensive skill repeatedly. This little guy never cared whether the damage was downgraded or not. The most recent attack was dealt with with the ninth soul skill, regardless of whether there were other boosting skills to cooperate with it.
?? The attack is over.
?? "Gulu Gulu—"
??The little golden crocodile looked down at his chubby belly, and pointed at it: "Senior Lin Yi, it's hungry!"
??Lin Yi: "Oh."
?? Is this little guy's stomach a bottomless pit?
??The one who can inherit the position of the God of Gluttony must be him.