Dressed As the Heart of a Paranoid Boss

Chapter 663: Routine, never out of date

??Chapter 663 Routine, never out of date

Cary couldn't bear this kind of humiliation, and regardless of the restrictions of the program group, he attacked the little boy again, "Auntie, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert! My watch is worth more than one million yuan. Now use it for your child to call me Just say daddy, I..."

?? "You pervert!"

??Behind him, the father who heard the sound angrily threw the cone in his hand at him.

??Ye Xian saw it and was taken aback, "Cary, be careful behind you!"

??Cary turned around, and saw the water-flowing cone hitting him, so he dodged it nimbly.

?? Seeing that he didn't hit him and wasted an ice cream, the father rolled up his sleeves angrily and wanted to beat him up.

??cary turned around and ran, explaining while running, "Uncle, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert..."

??Ye Xian saw him running straight towards him, followed by the angry uncle, and was frightened for a while. Will he beat her up later?

??‘Hahahaha I laughed so hard I’m really about to be beaten’ ‘Thank you Ye Xian for reminding me, little C, run away, I’ll be broken in love if you lose your appearance’ ‘Fuck! Give me a million watches, and I can call you daddy a million times." "It was miserable picking up pig manure with bare hands, but this one is even worse haha!" ’ ‘Brother Ye was scared out of his emoji, it’s so cute’

?? "Run, what are you doing in a daze!"

??Cary pulled her over, and Ye Xian ran along with her, but just after running a few steps, the voice of the program group suddenly came from the headset——Cary violated the rules of the game and was about to be punished by the cake turntable!

??cary: "???" He is so miserable, and there is still punishment?

Before the boy's father caught up with Cary, he saw two men in black running out of nowhere. Without saying a word, they put the hood on the young man's head and carried him away from one left and one right, "..." Isn't that the end?

?? "What are you guys going to do? Let me go! I'm a 1.8-meter rough man being framed up by you like this, so shameless!"

?? No matter how hard Cary struggled, it was useless, and his figure quickly disappeared from Ye Xian's vision.

??Ye Xian was stunned, and two minutes later, the phone rang a reminder.

She opened it, and the program team sent her a set of videos. In the video, Cary is tied to a fixed seat, facing a huge turntable. There is a cannon barrel in the middle of the turntable. As it rotates, cakes are ejected from time to time. .

??Cary's face was sprayed badly, and she cried and howled towards the camera, "Ye Xian! Help me! I'm going to die! The cake is too sweet! My delicate skin will be corroded!"

??Ye Xian saw that he was sprayed beyond recognition, and panicked, "How can I save you?"

??Program group: "Because Cary made a foul on the mission, if the companion wants to rescue him, he must help him complete the mission. Of course, it is based on the completion of your mission."

?? "Wow, wow, Ye Xian, save me quickly, if you save me, I can call you daddy!"

??Cary's cries became worse.

??The program team also kept putting pressure, "There are five minutes left until the task is completed!"

??There are only five minutes left, how can the child call himself daddy? Cary failed in her attempt just now, and now the parents of the child are probably not willing to let her get close!

How to do how to do?

??Ye Xian's brain was running fast, and finally his eyes fell on one of the little girls wearing Peppa Pig clothes.

?? Got it!

??She boldly walked towards the gazebo. After experiencing the cary, the parents in the gazebo became more vigilant, hugged the child in their arms, and looked at her like a human trafficker.

??Ye Xian entered the gazebo, and did not approach the children directly, but asked them cautiously, "Hi brothers and sisters, can I show you a talent?"

??The parents in the gazebo didn't make a sound, but they were quite happy to be called brother and sister by a young man with such a young voice.

Seeing that they did not speak, Ye Xian took it as his default and cleared his throat, "Hello everyone, I am Peppa Pig, this is my mother, mother pig, this is my father, father pig, this is my brother Look, George, he's playing with dinosaurs again~"

??The voice fell, and the eyes of the parents in the gazebo lit up when they saw her. Isn't this the sound of the animation they watched with their children all day long? How did he issue it?

A group of children snuggled up to their parents blinked their big eyes excitedly, looking at her excitedly like an idol, "Brother, are you Peggy?" "Brother, why does your voice sound like the one in the cartoon?" ?”

??Ye Xian squatted down with a smile, gently touched the head of the little girl in Peppa Pig's clothes, and said, "Do you want to know why?"

?? "Mmmmmm!"

??The little girl nodded frantically.

??Ye Xian: "My brother can tell you, but you have to answer a question for my brother."

"go ahead."

?? "Listen, grandma, mother, sister, younger sister, father, which one is a man?"

"dad!"

??The little girl's crisp answer made all the parents in the gazebo laugh. This question is too simple.

??The program group and barrage were shocked, this routine!

??‘Hahaha, the little girl has been tricked! ’ ‘Damn it, it’s still possible to do this, Ye Xian can do it! ’ ‘Hahahaha brother Xian is too smart! ’ ‘This father’s cry is so loud! ''Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. One group, it's too funny''I'm 4 too, I'm also 4, this group of jokes is too good, the program group cut scenes! '

??Headset- Ye Xian completes a random task, one point is added, a total of two points! This article is played on full speakers.

??The sound of the trumpet reached everyone's ears. Chu Yao, who was clueless in the escape room, punched the wall in a hurry. It took only a few minutes for him to complete the first task?

??Lin Yan was terrified in the haunted house. Hearing this broadcast, he somehow felt less scared. As expected of Ye Xian, he turned to look at the people around him, but Jiang Wanze was stunned.

??He is so fast.

??The cary who was tied to the seat and sprayed all over the body: "!" Damn it, brother, how did you do it! Let her call again!

??The routine was successful, Ye Xian smiled, "Wow, you are so smart, I suddenly felt that the question just now was too simple and not worthy of you, brother, please ask again?"

??The child was praised for his self-confidence, so he nodded cutely, "Okay!"

??Ye Xian: "87+1=?"

??Little girl: "88!" (Dad)

??Program group: "..." This kid, where did he get so many routines? Turning the tide of battle all at once.

??Headset—Ye Xian successfully rescued Cary, Cary's punishment was lifted, and the points returned to 1

??The big cake turntable stopped abruptly, and Cary shed sweet tears, and it was finally over, he didn't want to eat cakes in his life...

??Ye Xian came out of the gazebo, Cary ran towards her at a speed of 100 meters, "Ye Xian, I love you so much!"

??(end of this chapter)