Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World

Chapter 421 - 420 Valentines Day(Part 4)

Point-of-View: Selesa Jeule

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"Damn, girl...you really fit a lot of it into your mouth and down your throat, huh?" I remarked as we left the store, having successfully completed the challenge within the given time limit.

"Do you have to say it like that?" She sighed in response, before grumbling, "In the moment, it felt like I could eat it forever, but now that it's over, I think I'm gonna be sick..."

"Well, yeah, I mean...you ate five slices of a cake that would normally be more than enough for like three or four people. I was completely stuffed after just having three, I can't imagine eating five," I laughed, before poking her stomach.

"Hey, stop that! It probably won't take much to make me puke right now," She warned me, her face kinda pale.

"Uh, duly noted...why don't we sit down somewhere for a bit?" I suggested, feeling a tiny bit nauseous myself.

"Okay, that sounds nice..."

Hm, it's pretty crowded around here though...oh, I know!

"Let's go up! I mean, let's relax on a rooftop somewhere, get some space from the crowd...what do you say?"

"Sure, fine by me," She responded, as she let out a quiet groan, her hand on her stomach.

Heh, it's almost like she's pregnant or something. We then flew up and over the buildings around us, before swooping down and landing on the highest one nearby, Fuo laying down on her back with a dramatic sigh. I sat down beside her as she closed her eyes while grumbling to herself.

"I should have just left those last two slices and paid for the cake instead of trying to complete the challenge," She lamented with a frown.

"Hey, I can help you feel a bit better, let me rub your tummy so that-," I began to offer.

"No, thanks. You've definitely got some ulterior motives," She cut me off immediately, as she narrowed her eyes suspiciously.

"I mean...yeah, I can't deny that, but is that really such a bad thing?" I countered with a grin.

"...fine, I don't care, I can't take this anymore...if you really can make me feel a bit better, then go for it," She relented with a sigh.

Huh? For real? Wow, I didn't think she'd actually go for it! Damn, she must have really overeaten, huh? Hehe, and now, time to help myself...

"Pardon the intrusion...," I muttered as I felt a sense of anticipation, before I lifted her top up a bit to expose her midsection, and then began softly rubbing her stomach in a circular motion.

Her skin is so soft and smooth, I'm getting really tempted to put my mouth on it...but not yet, if I do anything that's too drastic too soon, she'll probably put a stop to it.

I'll just keep rubbing like this for a while, and once she's relaxed, I'll let my fingers wander just a little bit, brush them against her waist and hips, as well as slowly going further up her torso...if she doesn't react by the time I get that far, that's my cue to get bolder!

"I...have to admit...that feels nice...," She mumbled, her eyes still closed as I continued to rub her stomach.

"Told you so...you just take it easy and relax, let this be my way of thanking you for hanging out with me!" I replied, as she let out a quiet, contented sigh.

I used to do this to myself in my old world, I ate a lot of junk food back then, so I got stomachaches pretty often...rubbing my stomach like this helped with digestion and eased the pain. Overeating isn't exactly the same thing, but it looks like it's working on her.

She might fall asleep if I keep this up for much longer...time to up the ante. I slowly began widening the range of the circular motion my hand was moving in, my fingertips brushing her waist while also pushing her top up a bit more.

She was wearing a slightly loose white tank top with dark grey trousers, and I could feel my body getting warmer as I slowly but surely exposed more of her skin. We're pretty high up, so no one can see us...which I definitely wouldn't mind, but she definitely would.

Alright, I think I've widened my range as far as I can...she's been relaxed the whole time, this might be my chance to take a bolder step forward. Here goes...as my fingers went down to her waist again, I slowly slipped my hand lower, through her trousers and further down...

"H-hey, what are you d-...mfph!?" She began as she sat up with a start, before I cut her off with a kiss.

Crap, maybe I went in for the kill too soon? Her reaction kinda made me panic and I ended up kissing her...is she gonna punch me now or-...hm? She's...she's kissing me back. Hesitantly at first, but before I knew it, she was in control, pulling me on top of her.

Huh? This is, uh...unexpected. I'd have never expected her to suddenly take charge like this. As my hand reached between her legs, I began putting my fingers to work, as a slight moan escaped her lips, before I felt her firmly squeezing my ass with one hand while her other hand slipped under my shirt and grabbed one of my boobs.

Oh, fuck, yes...Valentine's Day, here I come-...or rather, here I cum!

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Point-of-View: Rion Xester

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"You sure you don't want to go enjoy the festival?" I inquired, as I lit up a joint.

"No, there are too many people. I shall eat the chocolate that you were given instead," Responded Azeria, sitting next to me.

The festival preparations had only been completed early this morning, so most of us that had been involved in setting it up were pretty exhausted. Kuro told us that if we were too tired to go out and roam around, he'll arrange it so that we can all chill inside one of the halls in the castle, with plenty of chocolate, weed and alcohol, along with a bunch of other snacks.

Some of the others still had enough energy to enjoy the festival, but I was completely beat. So I opted for Kuro's suggestion, and along with most of the others, was inside the caste, munching on chocate and smoking a joint.

The large hall was filled with couches and beanbags for us to relax on, along with tables for all the chocolate, weed and the rest. It does kinda suck that I'm too tired to check out the festival, but this is pretty great too. I think I'll just keep consuming as much as I want until I eventually doze off.

"This is really nice," Mumbled Az, his mouth full of chocolate as I let out a stifled yawn.

He'd been really busy tweaking the barriers and stuff over the last few days, in order to help accommodate any visitors. It's not like we could have left the insta-kill barrier up, for one thing.

Somehow, though, I doubt that he'd have checked out the festival even if he wasn't tired. Anyway, besides him, the others here included Jhin, Zero and a few other Vampires and Demons.

"Feels like so long ago that we were a part of The Valaque Empire, huh?" Muttered Azeria, as she nibbled away on a bar of chocolate, her eyes slightly red from the weed.

"Yeah, you've got that right...man, things were so different back then. And now, we're the only ones left-...oh, wait, Hacte is supposed to still be alive too, I almost forgot about him," I remarked with a slight laugh.

"I would have preferred literally any of the others surviving instead of him," She sighed wistfully.

"That's kinda mean, but I get where you're coming from...he was such a kiss-ass," I recalled, as I thought back on the past.

"Let's not talk about him. I'm glad you survived till now," She replied absent-mindedly, as she put the chocolate down and took a puff of a joint.

She speaks her mind a bit more when high or drunk, and I really like it when that happens, because she sometimes says nice things that she normally wouldn't.

"Yeah, I'm glad you survived too, Azzy. It's been a crazy few years recently, huh? But you know what, I gotta say...life's pretty good right now..."

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