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Chapter 348
Chapter 348
Chapter 348
Chapter 348 The Uncle Who Liked To Make Jokes
Seeing everyone was looking at him, the uncle with the malignant spirit coiled over his head seemed to enjoy showing off how humorous he was, and continued with a smile:
“Pluck the feathers away, put it on an iron skewer and roast it on the fire, then brush some cumin and oil… Hmm, the taste will be absolutely amazing!”
While talking, he sucked his saliva, pretending to scare Polly.
He saw that the others were teasing the parrot, and he also wanted to scare the parrot to see how it reacted.
Polly was stunned.
Polly was indeed a little different from other parrots. 1 IQ was at least equal to that of a seven or eight- year-old child, so it could understand.
Just imagine, a person came up to you suddenly and told you that your child was really smart, and it must be delicious when roasted on the fire and sprinkled with cumin… Would you be creeped out?
With a cry of surprise, Polly squawked and scurried into Lilly’s lapel.
When the man saw this scene, he immediately felt funny and laughed.
Old Mrs. Crawford was a little angry, and said coldly, “What nonsense are you talking about? Do you want me to put you on the stove?”
The man said with a smile, “Oh, I was just kidding, don’t be so serious.”
Old Mrs. Crawford looked at him coldly with a straight face, “Apologize!”
In the eyes of Old Mrs. Crawford, Polly was not just a bird. After getting along with it day by day, she had developed feelings for it and Polly was already a member of the Crawford family.
Suddenly someone came and wanted to roast it… Anyway, that was offensive.
The man found it boring, and muttered, “You really cannot take a joke, is it not just a bird? I also only tease
it because I like it.”
Lilly looked away from the malignant spirit, frowned and said, “Uncle, this is not right! This is not a joke,
this is offensive.”
Josh said angrily, “Apologize!”
Drake looked at him coldly, his voice was a bit like old Mr. Crawford’s icy cold tone, “Jack, beat him up.”
Old Mrs. Crawford brought Jack and two bodyguards with her when she went out today. At this moment, the three big men stood up immediately and rolled up their sleeves.
The middle-aged man was taken aback, and everyone quickly persuaded him to fight, “Oh, we do not have to do this, I just did not say something pleasant. Don’t touch me!”
Josh said coldly, “What touch? We were just joking with him.”
Middle-aged man, “…”
Seeing the two bodyguards approaching, the man was cornered, so he could only say a sentence, “I apologize, hey, can I apologize… I’m sorry!”
After finishing speaking, he left first, muttering as he walked, “Who do they think they are? Really, I was just kidding, and they wanted to beat me up.”
Was it not just a bird? Did they really have to?
Seeing that the man was about to leave, Lilly quickly looked at his master.
Pablo said, “Don’t worry, he cannot run away.”
Since they bumped into each other, he could definitely hot run away.
…With the exception of the crying spirit last time.
The crying spirit became a hurdle in Pablo’s heart, and he could not find it for so long. Thinking of this. Pablo finally flew out in a dark light, marking the malignant spirit in front of him.
Gilbert changed his clothes and came down, and said, let’s go!”
Although Old Mrs. Crawford felt uncomfortable in her heart, this was the only way to go.
It was not a matter to call the police for, and nothing could be done even if the police came in vain.
“Let’s go!” She took Lilly’s hand and rubbed Polly, who had half of his head sticking out, “Okay, we beat that
person away, no one dares to roast you with grandma around.”
Josh said indignantly, “That’s right, whoever wants to roast our little Polly, we will roast him first!”
Zachary, “What’s the roast?”
Everyone, “…”
Gilbert brought the folks to the cafeteria. There were indeed a lot of people in the cafeteria. Fortunately, it was not the peak hour yet, so there was only a small queue.
He asked old Mrs. Crawford to sit down, and then went to line up with the kids.
Lilly grabbed a plate, “Woohoo- Line up!”
She learned this from Hannah.
The corner of Gilbert’s mouth twitched, and he picked up Lilly. Lilly could then see what was in the window in front of her.
Her “sentimental tears” were streaming down from the orner of her mouth upon the sight of food.
“I want big chicken drumsticks, I want sweet and sour ribs, I want fried eggs, and I want fried peppers with dried shrimp!”
Gilbert’s eyes were full of smiles, “Could you eat that much?”
Lilly rubbed her stomach and affirmed, “Yes!”
Gilbert asked again, “Stir-fried chili with dried shrimps is spicy, can you eat spicy food?”
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Lilly nodded affirmatively, “I can do it!”
Polly tilted his head, and could not resist talking. “I’ll do it, let me do it!”
Gilbert’s colleagues passed by and greeted with smiles. Ah, Dr. Crawford, is that your daughter?”
“Dude, when did you secretly give birth to such a big daughter? Come and hug your uncle!”
“Don’t bother this weird uncle, come and hug me!”
Everyone was queuing up and laughing.
Josh, Drake, and Zachary, who were queuing behind: Stare—
They were upset that everyone was fighting over their sister.
The other side.
A middle-aged uncle with a malignant spirit on his head followed his family to visit relatives who were hospitalized for surgery.
The relative’s high blood pressure was not treated all year round, which caused coronary heart disease, thrombosis, and almost died. Fortunately, he was saved.
In the ward.
During the routine rounds, the doctor said, “You can be discharged from the hospital today. Family members, please pay attention. The patient not only has high blood pressure and coronary heart disease, but also has diabetes. The usual diet should be light, low in sugar and low in fat. Bananas, oranges, watermelons and grapes are too sweet. You cannot eat sweet stuff, or eat less of it, best not to eat it. You can eat some fruits that are not very sweet, such as cucumbers and other vegetables and fruits.”
The patient’s daughter nodded quickly, and then took notes carefully. The notes filled up the page.
The other children were all busy, dealing with the discharge from the hospital.
At this time, their relatives came to visit and brought a basket of fruit. Everyone greeted and expressed their care, and talked about what to eat and what not to cat.
The patient was about to be discharged from the hospital, and his mood improved a lot. He cheerfully talked about his daughter taking care of him, and said as if he was “complaining”, “She did not let me eat this, did not let me have that.”
The uncle suddenly sneered, and said loudly, “Uncle Hux, let me tell you, there is nothing you cannot eat! Would it not be better if you eat better? Do not listen to the doctor, your daughter as well. She is not filial! How could a daughter be like this?”
Everyone…”
The patient’s daughter held back and said, “Cousin-in-law, that’s not what I said. My father’s current physical condition does not allow him to eat high-sugar foods. It was not that I am not filial, nor was it that I do not give my father food.”
The uncle looked indifferent. “There is no such thing, so how can you not give your father food? These
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doctors are most afraid of trouble, so they simply tell you that you do not eat this, and do not eat that, in fact, it is alright.”
While talking, he joked with the old man sitting on the hospital bed, “Uncle Hux has been discharged from the hospital. I will have a drink with you to celebrate when we get back!”
The patient’s daughter was speechless.
Something must be wrong with you for you to pull a patient who had just been discharged from the hospital to have a drink with.
She said. “The doctor said, he cannot smoke and drink, this is absolutely forbidden! Cousin-in-law, please do not make trouble!”
Unexpectedly, the uncle waved his hand and said, “What do you know? Which man did not smoke and drink, and he will only live a long life if he smokes and drinks! You just do not want to buy good cigarettes and alcohol for your father.”
As soon as these words came out, the patient’s daughter suddenly became angry.
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