Even If I’m Reborn as a Cute Dragon Girl, I Will Still Make a Harem

Book 4: Chapter 42: Another Bribe

Book 4: Chapter 42: Another Bribe

“As the vice president of the Disciplinary Committee and as a member of the St. Caroline Academy, I naturally have to contribute to the academy, especially on morale. This is a key factor to St. Caroline Academy’s improvement, something that I, the Vice President, must take seriously. Therefore after witnessing such unruly behavior from the students here, I have to perform my duty in correcting their misbehavior!”

“So this is your justification for barging into the men’s bath, vandalizing buildings and forcibly taking nudes of others?”

Elder Mord glared at Lilith. The little curl dangling in front of his forehead trembled along with his heavy breathing. It was a pretty comical sight.

Lilith maintained her sullen face, trying not to look at the little curl that nearly made her burst into laughter.

“Don’t say that, Mordy! I admit that I took nudes of others, but I did no such thing as vandalizing! Lucia was the one who broke the ceiling! What does it have anything to do with me?”

“You still want to blame others?! Even if the ceiling wasn’t your work, then what about the wall? Are you going to deny the fact that you’ve kicked it down?”

Elder Mord laughed angrily. “You chose to kick the wall down even though there’s a door. What a genius you are.”

“Well… I was indeed the one who kicked the wall down, but Mordy you have to remember one thing — doors never existed in this world. They only came into existence when the walls were kicked down.”

Lilith crossed her arms in front of her chest and spoke earnestly, “Therefore, I didn’t vandalize any public buildings. I was merely kicking open the door to a new world for the students!”

“Stop spouting nonsense!”

Elder Mord slapped hard on the desk and the wooden office desk instantly broke into pieces.

“I didn’t call you here to listen to your nonsense! I want to show you all your bad records over the past few days after you joined the academy!”

Elder Mord pulled out a stack of documents for Lilith. They contained every detail on her, including her height, weight, body measurements, hobby and everything she had done during the past few days.

But of course, bribing the professor and paying for her vice president title were left out of the records.

“Huh? Strange… How did you all know that I forced Kieran to crossdress? I was certain that no one recognized that it was him.”

“Don’t underestimate the teachers in this academy. That brat has been putting on a disguise with an Illusion Gem. You think the teachers who were teaching his class couldn’t tell?”

“Oh. I truly feel sorry for Kieran. He tried his best to hide his identity as a crossdresser but little did he know, it was already exposed.”

Lilith shook her head and sighed.

“I really wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out about this.”

“On the other hand, I feel sorry for your nasty personality.”

Lilith pretended to not hear that. She rubbed her chin and continued reading the document to the end.

“It looks like I haven’t done anything bad during the past few days. I was only late for a few classes, demolished a few buildings, publicly called everyone trash… Hmm. Took some nude photos of a few guys, but I returned those to them. Whether or not they could get it back, that has nothing to do with me. Besides, it was that demon wolf Elliot who demolished those buildings over at the Inhumane Club. I didn’t do anything.”

“If you’re going to put my merits and demerits down that clearly, then I also killed a demon and foiled their evil plans. That’s a great achievement!”

Lilith grew angry as she spoke. She obviously didn’t do anything, yet Elder Mord keeps finding faults with her.

She felt wronged.

Could it be that…

A thought struck Lilith and she suddenly understood what was going on.

“Ooooh, I get it now.”

Lilith suddenly leaned into Elder Mord and teased him in a low voice.

“Why did you have to beat around the bush instead of telling me directly about that kind of thing?”

“What are you talking about?”

Elder Mord was confused.

“You’re still acting dumb at this point? You’re too much, Mordy.”

Lilith glanced around and made sure that no one was around before she continued.

“You ran out of money, right? Why did you beat around the bush and called me to your office? Didn’t I tell you that we’re on this same pirate ship? As comrades, we have to help each other. If you’re in trouble, I’ll definitely help out.”

Lilith sneakily took out a bag of gold coins and stuffed it into Elder Mord’s shirt pocket.

“Here you go. Don’t be shy. Go ahead and spend these first. Money is the only thing that I don’t lack.”

“………”

Ten percent.

Elder Mord had a resigned look on his face and gritted his teeth.

“You think I’m the kind of person who would accept bribes?”

“Huh? You’re not? Didn’t you accept once?”

Lilith stood on tiptoe to pat Elder Mord on his shoulder and comfort him, “Don’t let it get to you. Accepting bribes is no different than cross-dressing. You’ve either never done it or you’ve done it. There’s no need to feel conflicted, Mordy.”

“……….”

Twenty percent.

“By the way, I hope that the kid that came to challenge me didn’t lose his hand.”

“He didn’t lose his hand. Just that the skin on his palm was ripped off by someone. He’s now traumatized by spectrum stones and would shiver at the sight of one. He probably will never touch another spectrum stone in his life again.”

“Ohh. Please visit him on my behalf and offer to pay for his medical bills, Mordy.”

Lilith stuffed another bag of gold coins. That amount didn’t look like it was only for medical bills, no matter how one looked at it.

“………”

Forty percent.

“Alright, I’ll be leaving now if there’s nothing else. Don’t worry too much, Mordy. Just come to me again if you run out of money.”

Lilith took two steps but seemed to have suddenly remembered something.

She turned her head around and said, “Oh yeah, I think you should trim that little curl in front of your forehead, Mordy. It looks pretty ugly.”

“………”

TWO HUNDRED PERCENT!!

“Little b?a?s?t?a?r?d?…”

“Huh?”

Before Lilith, who had lost most of her strength, could react, her head was grabbed by Elder Mord.

“OWWWW!! YOU’RE CRUSHING MY HEAD! What’s wrong with you, Mordy! Wake up! It’s me! Your adorable Lilith!”

Lilith continued to struggle, but she couldn’t do anything other than kicking her two little feet in the air pathetically in her current state.

“YOU. LITTLE. B?A?S?T?A?R?D?.”

Elder Mord growled lowly like an evil dragon, then threw Lilith as hard as he could in a certain direction.

“How dare you dare insult my beloved curl! Go clean Dragon God Lake! If I see even a piece of hair floating on the lake by the time I come to check, your next few years in the academy will be hell!!!”

BOOM!

Lilith broke through a three-story building near to the mountain summit, which was the roof of Elder Mord’s private office, and flew toward Dragon God Lake like a meteor.

“I WON’T FORGET ABOUT THIS, YOU MONSTER! I, LILITH, SHALL BE BACK!!!!!!”