Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

Chapter 392 - I Object, Your Honor (2)

Chapter 392 - I Object, Your Honor (2)

"Oh, darn it. I'm so tired." Tang Moyu complained next to him as they sat on a blanket he spread on the sand. On another side, their little buns were trying to roast their marshmallows in front of the huge bonfire Song Fengyan and He Lianchen had made earlier while the girls were busy in the game.

"I can give you a massage if you want. You didn't strain any muscle, did you?" Feng Tianyi chuckled and passed her bottled water.

"No. I don't think so. We did some warm up exercises before the game. Must be because my body is not as fit as it was anymore." She muttered in annoyance before twisting the cup of her drink to take a sip.

She felt Feng Tianyi lean forward and nibble her earlobe.

"I object, Your Honor. I think my wife's body is perfect and just right." His arm sn.a.k.e.d around her waist before kissing her cheek gently.

Tang Moyu rolled her eyes and drank from her water bottle, but it wasn't enough to extinguish the fire that Feng Tianyi left on her skin.

"You are such a flirt, Tianyi." She spat between her teeth.

"Only for you, wifey. The biggest one." The devil winked back. "Don't be so conscious about your body. I know it better than you do."

The empress had immediately turned red, blushing due to his remarks.

"S-shut up! The twins might hear you!" She chastised him. But Feng Tianyi wouldn't let her off the hook easily. He hadn't spent enough time with her these days and he'd been missing his wifey terribly.

"You don't need to be so shy, Moyu. Because I know that though you're shy now, you don't mind being totally honest with me in bed." He murmured, his fingers lightly tracing her flat stomach and her sides.

Feng Tianyi didn't give her time to retort as he covered her mouth with his. Her neck was at an awkward angle, so she turned to face him, wrapping her arms around his shoulder. The issue between him being the father of her children was forgotten as she basked in his warmth.

Her eyes were closed and she softly mewled during their kiss. Such sweet, soft lips. Feng Tianyi sighed to himself. He wouldn't mind kissing her senselessly and for hours.

"Hey, lovebirds! Get a room, you two!" They heard Gu Yuyao's voice followed by Li Meili's laughter.

Tang Moyu broke away from his lips and blushed profusely. How could she have forgotten that they weren't alone? The twins might even misunderstand! But her worries were for naught as their little buns were too busy with their marshmallows at the moment, not paying attention to what their parents were doing.

"It's hard when you already have kids. Can't leave them on their own." Feng Tianyi laughed, much to the empress's embarrassment. How could he casually talk about it like that?!

"Can we not talk about my sister's s.e.x life? I'm still not ready for the brain damage it would cause." They heard Tang Beixuan complained. He was scowling as he went away, taking it upom himself to look after the little buns. Song Fengyan and Gu Yuyao only laughed at his reaction.

"Ah, Tianyi. I think you should stop teasing Miss Tang before she sends you to the doghouse." Song Fengyan reminded his cousin.

"As if I haven't been in the doghouse these days." The devil countered, earning another round of laughter from their friends. "My wife, please have pity on me." He told Tang Moyu.

He casually curled a lock of her long hair around his finger. His eyes gleamed with mischief, almost identical to their children's.

Tang Moyu's cheeks flushed red. She felt his hand move over to touch her jawline as he leaned incredibly close to kiss her, but she rested her hands on his c.h.e.s.t to stop him.

"What are you doing?" She hissed at him. "You can't kiss me in public!"

"Why not? There's no other people here aside from us." Feng Tianyi then swept his gaze over their friends and their little buns, who were preoccupied with Tang Beixuan's stories about aliens.

"Still, we are in public and the twins might see us." She followed his gaze and saw that her little buns were too engrossed in whatever her younger brother was telling them.

She squeaked when she felt Feng Tianyi's lips pressed lightly against her shoulder.

"It's hardly public, Moyu. Or do you mean to say that you want to continue this somewhere more private? I don't think they would mind if we disappear for just an hour." He grinned mischievously next to her ear.

Tang Moyu was itching to bash his head for even suggesting something like that. Her little buns would surely wonder and get worried if they disappeared without a word. Instead, she shot him a glare, pulling herself away from his embrace.

"I don't like your tone, mister. I'm not giving you anything anytime soon."

"Ah, My wifey. How could you do this to your hubby?" The devil clutched his c.h.e.s.t, feigning exasperation. "It's been a week already. Can't you have pity on me?"

"Continue doing that and I will make sure to break all of your legs, including the third one." The empress narrowed her eyes on him, clearly annoyed that he'd chosen to talk about it at the wrong time.

With her being occupied with work, and now, the burden of sorting her feelings, processing the fact that he was the one who fathered her twins, Tang Moyu's least priority was to have s.e.x with him again.

"Fine, fine. I'll stop now. Don't make such threats again, darling. I still have plans to make more cute buns with you in the future." He said, earning a deep blush from the empress.

"You still owe me a date and you are already thinking that far? You disappoint me, Feng Tianyi. We can't do things linear, can we?"

Feng Tianyi chuckled at that.

"No, we can't. We have to do things backwards since we already have children even before we decided we wanted one." He agreed.