Chapter 97 - 97: Drunk Celli.
Chapter 97 - 97: Drunk Celli.
Robert has a poker face while looking at the bowl filled with wine in his hand.
'There is no doubt this is wine made from Wheat…'
His mouth twitched just thinking about this. He looked around and saw Celli, Yota and Snowball had bitter faces as they stuck out their tongues.
This reaction is normal as It's the first time they are drinking wine and a crude one at that.
He looked at the Old Alpaca who had an intoxicated expression on his face while he complained that the youngsters nowadays do not know how to appreciate good wine.
"Grandpa! This is bitter, Yota doesn't like it." Yota stuck out his tongue and said with a bitter face.
"Yota! you are too young to realise the beauty hidden in this bowl. Sigh you will understand once you grow up." The Old Alpaca simply sighed and continued drinking the wine.
Listening to his Grandpa Yota was a bit dissatisfied as he looked at Snowball and asked, "Do you think it's tasty?"
Snowball shook his head without hesitation as he grumbled, "No it tastes like rotten fruit. I don't like it. My carrots are better than this wine or something."
Saying this he took a carrot out of nowhere and started eating. The Old Alpaca who was drinking on the side rubbed his eyes in confusion.
"What is this?" Yota looked at orange and weird shaped objects in Snowball's hand and asked curiously. In their tribe, if they are not eating fishes then they are eating grass. These two are the main source of food for the Alpaca tribe.
So he does not know other foods. Looking at Yota's curious eyes, Snowball stopped and out of nowhere, he took out another Carrot.
"Here, eat it! It's delicious!" Carrot ambassador Snowball offered carrots to Yota.
Yota took the carrot from Snowball and imitated him by sitting on the ground and eating carrots with his front hoofs.
Just taking a bite made his eyes bright as he continued to eat.
'Am I hallucinating? Looks like I am drunk now, I should stop.' Thinking of this, the Old man stopped drinking. there is no way one can bring out something from thin air. but while closing the Barrel he saw Robert was looking at him with a weird gaze.
There was no wine in his bowl. Seeing this Old alpaca became happy and said cheerfully, "Do you like the wine? Do you want more?"
Robert nodded as he wanted to drink more. Although this wine is crude it brings back memories so he wanted to drink some more.
"I want more too." They heard another sound along with the sound of hiccups. They looked at the source and saw Celli sitting on the ground.
Her face is bright red like a tomato as her body is swaying. She is drunk!
Her eyes were a bit blurry as she looked at the Wine Barrel with a deep desire in her eyes.
Seeing this Robert was stunned isn't it just one bowl? How can you become drunk? Is your alcohol tolerance so low?
Old Alpaca felt that the way she looked at the Wine Barrel was not right…
But since they are guests he cannot refuse he gave two of them another scoop.
Robert held the bowl and said to Old Alpaca, "Senior! What's the price of this wine barrel?"
Hearing his question the old Alpaca became energetic as he said proudly, "I purchased this wine barrel for two sets of Core Formation material. No one was able to compete with me at that time. At that time that coyote wanted to take this wine too but too bad he cowered in the end and I won in the end."
The old Alpaca started to brag about the fight.
Robert almost slept hearing his constant bragging. To stop this, he couldn't help but ask another question.
"Senior, what about that yellow plant? What is the use of that plant?" Robert wanted to ask this question since he knew the wine is made from wheat.
He said that he purchased the wheat wine so what's the use of wheat in the field?
"*Hiccups* don't mention that. It's a waste plant that just occupies the place. If not for the fact that those boars are interested in this and pay a high price for this, I would have burned this field long ago…*Hiccups*..." The Old Alpacas mood became worse after talking about the Wheat. That thing just occupies space, it's not tasty as the grass.
To improve his mood, he scooped another bowl of wine and sat beside Robert to drink.
Because his back was facing the wine barrel he did not see the sneaky figure rushing toward the wine barrel.
Robert understood after listening to him. So that's how it is. The alpaca tribe sells the wheat to the boar tribe at a high price and earns some resources.
"So senior, how do you grow that plant? Is there some special procedure?" Robert saw that the Alpaca was drunk so he asked the main question.
Although he is a transmigrator he does not have special knowledge related to agriculture.
This field is extremely important to Taotie restaurants as they would need to plant their ingredients sooner or later as the demand continues to rise.
Not only that he wants to plant spiritual herbs too as it's profitable. Too bad he does not have a single clue on how to carry his plan.
This always gave him headaches and thus headaches increased as the members under Taotie restaurant continued to grow.
"Of course there are special methods. Let me tell you." Hearing this old Alpaca became serious as he wanted to tell about how to grow wheat.
Seeing this Robert felt excited in his heart. Finally, some tricks from novels worked …
'Tricking the beauty with wine'...
Although there was no beauty, he had tricked an old man. That's some achievement…
"To grow that plant you have to work especially hard." The Old alpaca started to explain the method and Robert pricked his ears and registered every word in his mind.
"You have to have large numbers of workers. They should be dedicated and hardworking and they have to work three times a day." Hearing this Robert nodded. That's right, dedicated and hardworking people are needed for agriculture.
"Maintaining the quality of the soil is extremely important. So they have to spit on the ground three times a day and each time the amount should not be less than four barrels of wine."
Robert nodded at the first part of his sentence but after hearing the second sentence he froze as he asked in confusion, "Spit what?"
"Spit saliva."
"...."
This prankster…
"You had me in the first half, not gonna lie…" Robert drank the wine and said with a smile. This old man is not serious. How can he do a prank like this?
"??" The old Alpaca was confused after hearing and seeing Robert acting like this.
"Since you don't want to say it then I would not force you. Come On drink!" Robert started to drink.
Old Alpaca felt inexplicable but he still accompanied Robert to drink.
He see that his bowl was empty so he wanted to take another scoop. Just as he turned around his face froze as he said in disbelief, "Where is the wine barrel?"
Hearing this Robert also looked over and saw the wine barrel had disappeared.
"Grandpa! Big sister over there is drinking the wine."
At this moment Snowball and Yota were sitting on the ground with their backs leaning on the wall as they continued to munch the carrots.
Hearing this both of them looked over and saw Celli leaning on the wine barrel.
At this time she had a unique appearance as her body is completely transparent and they can see the wall behind her.
Her body looks stretchable and soft… Like jelly?
It's not the first time Robert thus form so he was not surprised but the same cannot be said for the Old Alpaca.
Hue eyes widened in confusion and disbelief as he looked at her and mumbled, "You drank the whole barrel? My Wine… It's gone now…."
Robert also realised that the Wine barrel is empty as his mouth twitched while looking at her small body.
How can she consume so much wine?
At this moment Celli looked at them and said with a drunk expression, "Hiccups! Hey, your horse, bring me more wine.."
"Where is the horse?" The drunk Old alpaca was inexplicably confused as he glanced around.
Robert had a black line on his forehead as he heard Celli.
"Celli, I think we should stop now. You are drunk." Robert persuaded her that her current state is not normal.
"I am Not Drunk! I can brink more *Hiccups*…! Come on, bring more wine, horsey…" Celli started to throw a tantrum as she looked at Old Alpaca.
This time Old Alpaca knew that this girl was calling him a horse and his face went black.
"I am not a horse…" He said while gritting his teeth in annoyance.
"Huh? You are not a horse so are you a donkey? Whatever, let's play a game. If you win then I will stop. If I win then bring more wine…" Celli giggled as she stood up with a swaying body and said playfully.
Without waiting for them to answer she said, "Come on the game has started~~ Take My attack~~ Star Rushhh~"
She opened her hands wide as stars started to appear inside her transparent body as energy condensed in front of her forming a conical shape.
"Go~" she shouted as the cone rushed toward Robert and Old Alpaca.
Old Alpaca smiled disdainfully as this level of attack is nothing to him.
He can destroy it in one move. Just as he wanted to destroy the energy cone a mutation appeared as the cone started to emit light like a star and they heard Cellis' voice.
"Got you~"
They didn't now have any time to say something before the cone exploded near them and they were sent flying.
Rion, who just came near the cave entrance after hunting the fish from Lynx, also got caught in an explosion and was sent flying. Three of them made a graceful arc in the sky and they crashed on the ground.
Three of them were stacked on top of each other with Robert on the top and Rion on the bottom.
And after using the attack 'Star Rush' Celli seems to have exhausted all her energy as she laid on the ground sleeping.
From the beginning to the end Snowball and Yota leaned on the wall and ate carrots completely occupying the role of spectators.
At the end of the performance, they didn't forget to clap…
But the performers were already out of commission…