Chapter 248: Again!
Chapter 248: Again!
The night wind is mixed with the fragrance of hundreds of flowers, and the sky is full of stars. The streets and alleys of Licheng are full of dark people. To participate in the Hundred Flowers Festival, the common people took out new clothes that they were reluctant to wear during the Chinese New Year, and their faces were full of joy.
In the crowd, someone was stepped on. The person who was stepped on and the person who was stepped on greeted each other, smiled at each other, and passed each other.
No one lost their temper, there was no shouting or shouting, and the atmosphere was harmonious and beautiful.
Here, the platform built by Mr. Tianxianglou surrounded more and more people because of its novelty.
"I think there is a trick to finding someone. My wife has big feet."
Everyone was discussing and expressing their own thoughts. The table in Tianxiang Building can accommodate ten or eight people. If they win an award, they can call relatives and friends to celebrate, and they can show off and have face!
"What is that look in your eyes? You didn't see that the skirt was long, only the tops of your feet were exposed?"
Someone next to him objected. The woman in a red dress couldn't be identified through her hands and feet.
The young couple who came to the stage just now, the young lady has a mole on her neck, it is reasonable to say that she can cheat, but the owner is more shrewd, and directly asks people to dress up as a bride, wearing a fiery red dress and covering her head with a hijab.
So far, there have been seven or eight couples who went up and rolled their eyes when they came down, and the brothers and sisters who were punished came down to discuss whether it is better to eat crabs raw or swallow chili peppers more acceptable.
"Don't, my dear friend, he became a sausage mouth just after swallowing the big pepper."
Li Haitang leaned against Xiao Lingchuan's side, overjoyed. The son of Tianxianglou's family is also a funny comparison. Look at these participating couples.
After stepping down, the couple turned into resentful couples, staring at each other with black eyes.
"hey-hey."
The little lady in pink who had just stepped off the stage, her husband ate the crab raw on the stage with a face full of pain. Sadly, the crab was not dead yet, his face was clamped by the two pliers in front, and his complexion was distorted.
There was no worry on the face of the little lady, and she watched this scene happily.
"Miss, you seem very happy that your husband is being punished."
Li Haitang was puzzled. There were more than a dozen people who were similar and had no distinctive features. It was more difficult than the game of finding fault with everyone. It should be understandable to admit the wrong person.
"That is, I knew he had to admit his mistake."
The little lady in pink had a smug face, she knew the result clearly, but she still wanted to spend ten copper coins in heartache, just to teach her husband a lesson.
"Hmph, my neighbor has a new little widow, and he is kind enough to carry water for the widow. This melon field plum is not afraid of being drowned by spittle, so he must be taught a lesson."
The little lady in pink lives with her mother-in-law, and the family has not yet separated. She pretends to be a virtuous daughter-in-law on weekdays, but she holds grudges in her heart. There is always a time for liquidation.
Before leaving, she also gave Li Haitang some advice, "We women have to do this, to save face for men outside, but if there is a chance, we will definitely come up with this tone!"
Therefore, if you are offended, those who can read write it down in a small notebook, and those who cannot read can only rely on their brains.
"Husband, I have a small notebook."
Li Haitang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, most of her notebooks recorded business income and expenses, occasionally some pharmacology, prescriptions and the like, and the rest were memos for big days.
"My lady, you don't have to save face for me."
Xiao Lingchuan had a straight face, but the smile in his eyes betrayed him.
He doesn't like grandstanding, but now he has the urge to go on stage.
"Then let's try it."
Li Haitang patted his chest, and realized that he was a little nervous.
After paying ten copper coins, she was taken into the dressing room backstage. After an old woman looked at her, she called a dozen other women who were waiting.
"This little lady has **** and big buttocks. She has a very good figure, so you should wear loose robes."
The aunt commanded back and forth, and Li Haitang changed into a water-blue loose robe. She really wanted to ask, where did she get the costumes, which are big and loose.
After everyone changed their clothes, the aunt arranged the order of appearance again. Li Haitang was caught in the middle, and she almost couldn't recognize herself.
The noise continued in the audience, Zhang Ruyi and Lu Yuanqing followed the crowd and were squeezed under the stands.
In just one breath, more than a dozen young ladies in the same clothes came out and stood in a row, while Xiao Lingchuan was not far away.
"Husband, look, which one is Haitang?"
Zhang Ruyi looked at it for a while, and finally shook her head. It was exactly the same, her eyes were like mosquito coils. If you ask her, you can only rely on the tricks, and if you get the tricks right, you can get a table.
"can not recognize."
Lu Yuanqing shook his head. Seeing Xiao Lingchuan walking towards the opposite side, he seemed to have a plan in mind.
"Then I'm on stage, can you recognize me?"
Zhang Ruyi really wanted to ask, the feeling of being able to recognize each other in the crowd was very exciting just thinking about it.
What does that mean? Familiar, caring and affectionate.
"can."
Lu Yuanqing replied without thinking, "You are special."
Zhang Ruyi was elated. To tell the truth, since he got married to Lu Er, he had never said such straightforward love words. When she heard it, her cheeks blushed and her heart beat faster.
The breeze floats, and the fragrance of flowers is so intoxicating.
"Then what's special about me?"
Zhang Ruyi covered her hot cheeks with both hands, and asked her husband expectantly, "Let you take one more look in the crowd so that you can recognize my specialness."
"You're lame."
Lu Yuanqing was watching the fun, and replied without thinking about it.
Zhang Ruyi's face turned even redder, this time she was angry, as if she heard someone snickering around her, she was ashamed and threw it on the street!
She raised the crutch in her hand, and was about to attack Lu Er, when suddenly, there was a scream from around, "Oh my god, I recognized it!"
"how is this possible?"
Zhang Ruyi didn't care about beating people, looked up by the light, Xiao Lingchuan had already walked to Li Haitang's position, and lifted the hijab with his own hands.
Under the lantern, Li Haitang's palms were wet. She was afraid that her husband would walk in front of others and call out the word "Ms.
"Recognized?"
Song Mo, son of Tianxianglou, stood up beside the stands, rubbed his eyes, obviously he was very strict, how did the other party recognize it?
He could see clearly that the silly boy had only walked halfway, and he stopped immediately, and the women behind him didn't look at him, and they accurately identified his wife.
That's why it's incredible.
Look, the two of them looked at each other with tenderness, which made Song Mo very upset.
He sent someone to Liu's house to ask for a marriage, but the matchmaker was turned away. Liu Xian'er became the empress of Baihua tonight, so she might not be favored by dignitaries, and there will be nothing for him in the future.
No, if you recognize it, you can't just leave and continue to increase the stakes. He doesn't believe that if you recognize it the first time, there will be a second and third time! Song Mo motioned to the servants in the family to stir up the emotions of the people in the audience, to do it again!