Farming Happiness: Husband, Come and Plough the Fields

Chapter 785: Fool

The silly son of the village head's family has a crooked mouth, drooling when he speaks, sticking out his tongue, looking at Hua Ni, wishing he could step forward and lick her.

He often went out to wander around in the middle of the night, and then stood at the door of his parents. The village head and his wife had sex. That feeling came, and he didn't care about his stupid son, thinking that he didn't understand anything.

"Mom, why did my dad take off his pants?"

The silly son asked his mother. He saw his father taking off his pants and bullying his mother, so he asked curiously.

"Because I'm your father's daughter-in-law. When you marry a daughter-in-law in the future, you'll have to take off your pants."

The village head's wife educates the stupid son, simple and straightforward, if you want to bully others, you have to take off your pants.

The silly son was very ignorant. Anyway, someone warmed his bed, so it was not so cold in winter. He looked at Hua Ni, and started to undo his belt.

"Madam, let's go quickly!"

Wu Fu carried the bucket and took the lead. He wanted to deal with the little fat man before, but the little fat man ran away and a big one came.

The person in front of him is a fool, and it is not surprising that he did anything. It is obvious that his side cannot be as knowledgeable as a fool, so he can only leave quickly.

The dark clouds in the sky gathered in one place, and the sky became darker and darker. A gust of wet wind drifted past, and Wu Fu hurriedly stepped up.

Li Haitang nodded, holding the little bean bag in his arms in one hand, and holding Hua Ni in the other, the group walked quickly to Hua's house.

She prayed in her heart that the rain should not come too fast, otherwise the beanbags would be in trouble if they caught the wind and cold.

For a one-year-old baby, drinking the bitter medicine soup is three-point poisonous or harmful to the body.

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, wait for me!"

Seeing his daughter-in-law gone, the silly son of the village chief's family didn't care to put on his trousers, so he immediately raised his feet to chase after her, but his trousers hadn't all taken off yet, and he tripped over his ankle and fell all over the place.

The shouts behind her became smaller and smaller, and Li Haitang finally caught up with the rain and returned to Hua's house. She went straight to Hua's kitchen.

At this moment, Xiao Lingchuan had already returned with a few pheasants and hares, and threw them directly to Mrs. Wang for disposal.

Thinking of the predicament of the Hua family, he specially killed a few more. In case the other party insists on not accepting the money, just treat it as game, and save the lady from embarrassment.

Seeing the dead rabbit on the ground, Doubao clamored to get down from Li Haitang's arms.

He walked up to the hare with short legs, poked it with his hand, and shouted, "Tutu..."

The rabbit was already dead, and there was no response at all.

Doubao's eyes soon filled with tears, and they fell down patter, looking extremely pitiful.

Seeing this, Xiao Lingchuan frowned and remained silent. He couldn't figure out where his son had been wronged, and he cried whenever he wanted to, and it wasn't loud.

Blood was thicker than water, he was helpless and could only ask his wife for help.

Li Haitang knew some ideas about bean buns, anyway, he had no reason to talk to Xiaowa, so he could only coax them.

Li Haitang knelt down and touched Doubao's head with his hand, "Doubao, wild rabbits are meant to be eaten by people. Think about nutritious stewed rabbits and roasted rabbits..."

You can't eat spicy bean buns, otherwise she would definitely use cold-eating rabbit as an example.

Rabbit meat is tender, and it is particularly easy to be soft and rotten. After the bean buns grow teeth, they do not eat less rabbit meat.

"But…"

Doubao looked at the rabbit and then at his father, but he still didn't understand. His father told a story that the rabbit knew martial arts, which was amazing.

"That's because your father is stronger than the rabbit, so he beat the rabbit to death."

Li Haitang felt that this was a good opportunity to persuade his son, and said solemnly, "You want to raise a rabbit so that the rabbit can protect you, but the rabbit is not as good as your father, so in the future, if your father will protect you, let's not have the rabbit." no?"

Rabbits are afraid of the sun, so they can only be kept in the carriage. However, the carriage is not ventilated in summer, so it is conceivable that there will be a strange smell in the carriage.

But as parents, you can't always break your promise, otherwise you will lose the trust of Doubao.

"I want daddy!"

After some consideration, Doubao decided to let the strongest protect him. The advantage of having a father is that his father can still beat rabbits for him to eat.

So, the figured-out Doubao slapped his hands and cheered up.

Xiao Lingchuan: ...he couldn't understand what the wife and son said, and always felt that he missed something.

"Ma'am, what should we do with so much meat?"

With quick hands and feet, Mrs. Wang packed up the pheasants and rabbits, put them in the wooden basin, and then began to worry about how to do it.

She likes to eat heavy flavors, but her lady has a light taste, and there are small bean buns. The baby has a weak stomach, so she can't eat hot and sour.

"Pheasant chicken to make braised chicken nuggets, add some mushrooms we brought, and stew in a big pot. Rabbit meat is better eaten cold."

Rabbits won't go bad if eaten cold, and you can take them away tomorrow, eat them on the road, and then buy some soft white flour steamed buns, with a sandwich in the middle, the taste is very good.

"It's raining today, so it must be cold at night. It's good to make something warm."

Mrs. Wang immediately agreed that once she stood in the kitchen, the rest of the people couldn't intervene, so they could only pass things around or help light the fire.

"Father, there are monsters!"

The bean bun slumped into his father's arms, and rubbed it flatteringly. When he talked about the monster he saw, he was very disgusted. No wonder the monster was not human, and it was too ugly.

"monster?"

Xiao Lingchuan subconsciously looked at his wife, and then waited for an explanation.

"The stupid son of the village chief's family, his mouth is slanted, his eyes are slanted, and he takes off his pants when he sees people."

Li Haitang raised the corners of his mouth sarcastically, he didn't have any sympathy for that family at all, he thought it was the best when he didn't meet him.

She explained the ins and outs, and then said, "If you have to pay a few taels of silver for a few worthless ginseng whiskers, you can only deceive an honest person like the Hua family."

No matter what, the little girl Hua Ni can't be the child bride-in-law of the village chief's family. As far as the family's character is concerned, Hua Ni entering the house is tantamount to entering a fire pit.

She was just a passer-by, Li Haitang didn't want to be nosy, and happened to get ill-gotten gains a few days ago, robbing those from bandits, and she just used some to help the poor.

Take off your pants in public? Xiao Lingchuan pursed his lips, and there was a gloomy look in his eyes.

Dare to show dirty things in front of your wife? Even if he is half a child or a fool, Xiao Lingchuan doesn't intend to let it go easily, he is just so narrow-minded.

In the evening, the black clouds were connected together, rolling in, and the rain was pouring down.

The village head's wife was serving dinner, she glanced out the window, and said happily, "It's really strange that the residents who come to the village today can't live in a good brick and tile house, but they live in the corner of Hua's house, living in a thatched house, haha, come on All the toilets are leaking.”

"It's not about the little girl Hua Ni. She knew how to hook up at a young age. From now on, when you come to our house, you must be strictly disciplined." The village chief squatted at the door, watching the heavy rain outside, smoking a cigarette, and spitting from time to time. With smoke rings.