Feng Yu Jiu Tian

Chapter Volume 17 extra part1

Translator: churnie

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This Extra will be piled up in volume 17 Main Page, so as to make the reader easier to search it.

This story was made in Chinese New Year so it’s fit to translate it now while 2020 Chinese New Year has just passed.

The story is useless, you can just skip it BUT there are facts or secrets that has never been written in the main story, that you can understand in side story/extra like this.

The sound of firecrackers welcomes the blessing of the new year, at the same time of celebration, the first and second part/episode of “Feng Yu Jiu Tian” were finished. In order to set up the atmosphere, an extra specially arranged The Award Ceremony of “Feng Yu Jiu Tian”.

At the time of the awards, local media and a large number of performers entered the venue. When the protagonist Feng Ming enter the venue, dressed in an elegant ancient costume and looks dazzling, he was surrounded by reporters flashing around.

“Please look to the right.” Feng Ming shines brightly, constantly changing his standing position, and nodding with a smile: “My right face looks better.”

The flash went on continuously.

On the other side of the venue, Rong Tian is also the focus of the reporter’s attention. At this moment, he’s being interviewed with vigor.

“In” Feng Yu Jiu Tian “, the role of King Xirei is deeply rooted in the hearts of people’s, please talk about your feelings.”

“The role is very similar to what I am in real life.” Rong Tian clears his throat: “Gentle and considerate, heroic, outstanding, are all my essence. The director and screenwriter Feng Nong is so good at choosing actors that no one can play this role but me. Want me to be handsome and unrestrained, romantic and suave, chic and beautiful… (Tens of thousands of words are omitted below)”

There’s a lot of vomiting around.

A reporter is anxious and interjected in the middle of the question, asks, “Recently, it has been rumored among the people that the relationship between The Great King and the confidant Lie Er is different. Is there such a thing?”

“Lie Er?” Rong Tian sighs, cover him face and hurting herself: “This is the sin of being too handsome…”

The reporters continued to vomit while holding microphones, cameras, and recorder.

After the hustle and bustle, the central bell of the venue ring three times, the award ceremony officially begin, and everyone take their seats.

In a few seconds of silence, an old man with a white beard who could be described as a crooked melon and bad jujube appears on the stage.

(t/n: crooked melon and bad jujube means: the appearance is ugly but sweet/good inside)

“Cough,” With two loud coughs as a sign of seriousness, the old man began to speak: “Dear media friends, ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone. I am Jiang Ziya, the host of today’s award ceremony. Thank you for participating in today’s event.”

“Why make a bad old man to be the host?” Feng Ming sits under the stage and whispers to Rong Tian.

Rong Tian lowered his voice: “I heard that the funds are not enough, aih, now the beautiful host’s appearance fee is amazing, so I have to make do with it.”

“However, the image of the host is so disgusting that any one is better than him.”

“The person in charge of the organizer said that if it can’t be beautiful, it must be the ugliest. It can also be regarded as newsworthy.”

In this secret discussion, Jiang Ziya was already eloquent over there, talking about his own resume and exploits, from stealing master’s underwear and being driven down the mountain by the master to talking about not using bait when fishing. Qiu Lan below the stage has already been impatient, she raises her hand and asks: “Hurry up, I have an appointment at 2 pm.”

Qiu Xing and Qiu Yue also raise their hands in approval: “We have an appointment for lunch at 12:00 at noon.”

The three of them have played a role in “Feng Yu Jiu Tian” and became popular overnight with their pure image.

Jiang Ziya couldn’t help but had to give up the opportunity to express his great achievements and formally start awarding.

“The first one is the prestigious award of Hard Work Award. The winner is–” Jiang Ziya opened the envelope printed with purple lace and deliberately dragged it for a long time to create an atmosphere.

Everyone holds their breath and the reporter is ready to take a picture.

“… Jiang, Zi, Ya!” Jiang Ziya read out his name aloud and the sound of firecrackers come from the background, Suona and Erhu play together as background music.

(t/n: Suona and Erhu, Chinese traditional instruments)

The audience was silent.

“How can it be Jiang Ziya?”

“Is Jiang Ziya the role of Feng Yu?”

Everyone look at each other.

“I didn’t see it!”

“Isn’t it a supporting role?”

“Isn’t it the role of the Old King of Xirei?”

“The Old King of Xirei appeared only in one shot, lying in a coffin, without a close-up of his face.”

Seeing the following discussions, Jiang Ziya solemnly explains: “Dear friends of media, journalists and actors. I deserve this award.” He is filled with resentment: “In those days, I was high-spirited that i arranged a material for TV series, but in the end I forgot it myself, and created a great hate. Since that time, I have swear, no matter what activities in the future, I must first keep a copy for myself. As the host of the award ceremony, is it not too much for me to win a prestigious award?”

There’s an uproar under the stage, banana peels, tomatoes, stinky eggs… hitting him like a heavy rain.

Jiang Ziya dodges from side to side and shouts loudly, “Who dares to throw me? Throw me, I will stop giving awards, and I will drag all the trophies and sell them to the rags collector!”

With such a few words of shouting, the situation is controlled by him, although there was still a lot of emotion in the audience, there was much less sundries flying up.

“Now, let’s continue to present awards. Next is The Outstanding Good Looks Award, the winner is…” Routinely prolonging his tone, Jiang Ziya grinds his teeth and opens the envelope.

Feng Ming despised the audience, arranges his clothes, stands up and turns 360 degrees to reporters gracefully, so that they have enough opportunities to take pictures, then pats his sleeves and steps onto the podium….

“… Lie Er!”

With a bang, Feng Ming falls off the stairs.

How can entertainment journalists let go of such sensational news? the flash is on all the time.

“Strange, why not Feng Ming?”

“Is it true that Feng Ming quarreled with the brokerage company recently?”

Feng Ming rolled three times and finally got up from the floor, dishevelled and uneven: “How can The Outstanding Good Looks Award be Lie Er? You cheated!”

Jiang Ziya says: “We give awards based on the facts. When Lieer appeared, she was flirtatious and charming, lying half exposed and half hidden by the bedside. How many viewers were bewildered and lose consciousness by those pair of peach eyes? How about you? Although your first appearance is also on the bed, but you sleep like a dead pig, which is a great loss of manner, Plus the look of a country bumpkin when you wake up, it will affect the appetite of the audience. In summary, Lie Er should be the winner of The Outstanding Good Looks Award.”

During the dispute, Lie Er has long been on the stage, took over the trophy in Jiang Ziya’s hands, and politely said how he felt about winning the prize: “Thank you for giving me this award, i’m just doing my own job. The most thankful is the screenwriter Miss Feng Nong and the host Mr. Jiang Ziya,” he winks at Jiang Ziya, and goes on to say, “And my mom and dad, big brothers and big sisters, little brothers and little sisters, flowers and grasses… Eh? Why does this trophy look like a mouthwash cup?”

Jiang Ziya whispers to his ear and chuckled: “I can’t help it, there’s a shortage of funds. It’s good that you won an award, the most important is the meaning.”

Lie Er has no choice but to pluck up his mouth and take the mouthwash cup to step down.

The staff member behind the stage press the recorded button, and the firecrackers continue to sound loudly, finally creating a happy atmosphere.

Jiang Ziya smiles and continues: “The next award is The Highest Popularity Award. The winner is…”

Feng Ming and Rong Tian both stretch their ears and wait.

“… Guan Xia!”

Another big prize failed, Feng Ming and Rong Tian are disappointed and bow their heads together. Rong Tian whispers encouragement, “Never mind, The Best Couple Award is always ours.”

“Un.” Feng Ming nods.

Guan Xia come up the stage to take the trophy (mouthwash cup!?), calmly and coolly says: “Today’s award shows one thing. That is, intelligence is more important than beauty…. Although I, Guan Xia, is not looking amazing… ”

Everyone in the audience say in their hearts: amazingly ugly…”

“But intelligence outshines others. When I played in “Feng You Jiu Tian”, it was the image of clever and knowledgeable person. As a matter of fact, I am very good at it, and I have my own secret recipe. Um, excuse me, let me tell you a little secret, in fact, The King of Li Ruo Yan is my disciple, he learned a lot from me when he was a kid, and he was stupid that he even asked the maid to take off his pant when he wanted to pee…”

Ruo Yan is sitting under the stage, trembling with anger.

Fortunately, Guan Xia changed the direction of his speech in real time: “…Let’s talk about my intelligence. Aih, it is a pity that the screenwriter favors one over the other, she let me die early, otherwise, I’ll get much limelight. Apart from that, it was the scene in which the third princess cheated Feng Ming, I could expose her trick with my knee; and the little miss of Li Kingdom, Miao Guang… ”

As he went on and on, Jiang Ziya instantaneously kicks Guan Xia on the ass with a whirlwind leg, behind him and sent him off the podium with a flat face.

Kuang Dang Kuang Dang.

Guan Xia bumps into a long table with drinking water and food in the front row of the venue, and the pots and pans fall to the ground. Feng Ming quiclky holds the jar in his arms, patting his chest, turning his head and saying to Rong Tian, ”Thanks to my cleverness, otherwise the soup you made last night would be over.”

Rong Tian smiles at him slightly to show his appreciation.

Jiang Ziya withdrew his right leg and kept his elegant demeanor: “Guan Xia was so witty that there was a good response from the audience, the audience has called the broadcast station to be his apprentice one after another. Therefore, this award is well deserved, please applaud for Guan Xia!”

There was a round of applause from the audience, and everyone obviously admired Jiang Ziya’s leg skill.

“Next is, The Most Treacherous Character Award. This is a new award created by this conference, so the prizes are particularly rich, including not only mouthwash cups, but also a ceramic washbasin. The winner is…”

Ruo Yan is trembling vigorously, staring closely at the stage.

“… Miao Guang!”

“What?” Ruo Yan jumped up and glare and puff his mustache: “How could it be Miao Guang? Throughout the show, can anyone compare with me about treacherous? I have all the requirements for the prestigious award, The Outstanding Good Looks Award, and The Highest Popularity Award, but This Master even not compete with you, I can’t believe you won’t even give me The Most Treacherous Character Award?”

He’s about to draw his sword to split the old man into two when someone around him gently held him down.

“Hey, big brother! Why are you still so irritable?” Miao Guang’s eyes are bright and she laughs coquettishly: “In terms of treachery, I will not lose to you. I am a weak woman who had lied to Feng Ming and lied to Boqin and lied to Bo Qin then lied to Feng Ming again. Speaking of deceiving men, of course, women are the most powerful. Besides, there’s a saying goes ‘a good show left behind’, it’s difficult to guarantee that there will be no prize for you, wouldn’t it be a pity to split Jiang Ziya now?”

With that, she blinks again and hints to Ruo Yan.

Miao Guang smiles and takes the prize on stage: “I feel a lot about winning the award, but the most thankful is to the host Jiang Ziya.”

Jiang Ziya smiles and reaches into the bag to feel the 800 tael silver that Miao Guang had stuffed to himself.

Miao Guang says a few words, smiles at the audience, gives the reporter time to take pictures, and lowered her voice, “My brother is upset, you take care of it. This Princess reminds you, my brother is not Feng Ming, he can kill a tiger with a punch when he is mad.”

Jiang Ziya’s face is suddenly turned white, he peeks at Ruo Yan at the audience, sure enough he’s suddenly trembled by the pair of super fierce eyes.

Miao Guang steps down, followed by The Most Popular Award.

“The winner is–” Jiang Ziya is despised by Ruo Yan and wish to immediately give this award as a favor to Ruoyan to solve the crisis, but the winner of this award has already been decided, if they were to bill and coo to the entertainment company boss, don’t expect Jiang Ziya to be the host again.

“… Qiu Lan, Qiu Yue, Qiu Xing!”

The three stand up together, stepping on the stage one after another, smiling like a flowers.

“Everyone says thank you for winning the prize, but I would like to make a comment.” Qiu Xing frowns, takes the inferior mouthwash cup, and says to the microphone, “In (Feng Yu Jiu Tian), we were deeply regarded as lowly handmaids, in fact, we are also born as well-bred young ladies. My and Qiu Yue’s mother is the daughter of the Tu Yue Clan leader, which is also the princess of the Tu Yue tribe, entered the Xirei Palace as a side imperial concubine. But because she had never had a child, she lost the favor of the great king and was given to the minister. It turned out that King of Xirei himself has no ability, since following the minister, my mother has given birth to two beautiful daughters. I think we are also considered as noble, it’s just not highlighted by Feng Nong the scriptwriter, which is a defect in ‘Feng Yu Jiu Tian’.”

Qiu Lan interjects: “The scriptwriter is even more unfair to me, she has never mentioned my background until now. In fact, looking at my demeanor and temperament, I don’t have to think about it to know that I have a noble background. If there were no improvements in this aspect in the third part/episode, I might refuse to act in it.”

The audience is uproared.