Fourth Scourge of Star Wars

Chapter 322: Shit Exploded



Chapter 322: Shit Exploded

Chapter 322: Shit Exploded

In the wild space of the Milky Way, the home planet of the Yam'rii, Planet Huk, and the city of Quay, which was rebuilt with the assistance of the Fourth Group.

A large number of Yam'rii people took to the streets and rushed towards the affairs center of the Fourth Group. They held kitchen knives and short sticks and various slogans insulting the Fourth Group, surrounded the affairs center and threw stones into it. , scolding loudly.

"Vampire businessman get out of Planet Huk!!"

"Humans are despicable species!"

"The Fourth Group! Liar group!"

There are more and more people coming to demonstrate. The street is full of darkness, and the people of Yam'rii are all in the form of praying mantises. From a distance, it looks like they are watching the scene of "Starship Troopers".

The gate of the affairs center of the Fourth Group was closed tightly, and the guards inside arranged the Laser Fences prepared in advance on the periphery to prevent the demonstrators from approaching. Moreover, heavily armed guards stood behind the Laser Fence, armed with live ammunition.

This gesture of shooting at a disagreement also made those Yam'rii people a lot more honest, but they still surrounded them and refused to leave, constantly insulting them.

And in order to support the Fourth Group office on Planet Huk, Tang Xiao also specially ordered Matt Horner to lead the A fleet to dispatch.

Matt Horner immediately assembled 5 Assault-class Light Destroyers, 10 Cobalt-class Light Frigates and 20 HGunship-class Light Frigates, and set off to form a temporary A-1 fleet. The team rendezvoused with Transports loaded with 1,000 Marines of the Fourth Civilization and then went to Planet Huk together.

The appearance of this fleet is justified, and it also makes the Government of the Yamrui people dare not act rashly. They don't have enough strength to match this squadron now, even if they really drive this fleet away, who knows if more fleets will come?

But the demonstrations continued. Under the connivance of the Yam'rii Government, even if the guards of the Fourth Group fired, those people had no intention of leaving. On behalf of the Fourth Group, Gross Shelby issued a serious warning to the Yam'rii people, asking the Government to disperse the demonstrators immediately otherwise, they will bear the consequences.

However, the Yam'rii Government refused to accept it. It just said that after their last war with the Kaleesh, the entire race is now extremely weak, and there are almost no troops and armed forces, so they are really unable to disperse these crowds.

They also said that if Gross did not calm down, then they would send Government representatives to kneel outside the gate of the headquarters of the Fourth Group to apologize, and nothing else could be done.

Three days later, seeing that the demonstrations still showed no sign of dissipating, Gross also had a headache from the Yam'rii's hooliganism. She had no choice but to ask Tang Xiao again.

Tang Xiao had already followed Darth Plagueis to the dangerous jungle for training. After receiving a communication from Gross, he just said to her: "If I tell you the solution, then you have to owe me a shot."

Gross winked and said don't talk about it, you can take as much as you want.

So Tang Xiao smiled slightly, cut off the communication after leaving a short sentence, and continued training.

"Go to the Public Health Department."

"Public Health Department?" Gross was full of suspicion. "What do you want them for?"

Although she was very puzzled, she still connected to the communication of the Minister of Public Health, a master environmental and hygiene expert named Smith. This is a little old man in his 50s, his hair has been completely Mediterranean, and he wears a pair of thick-soled glasses that can even see the growth rings.

"Mr. Smith, uh, it's like this, an armed parade against our Fourth Group broke out on Planet Huk, and the Governor said... can you..." Gross Shelby said something about it herself, she has no confidence because she feels that talking to the Ministry of Public Health about the armed march is complete nonsense.

Unexpectedly, Smith agreed very simply, "Planet Huk, right? I've heard about it. Okay, let me deal with it. By the way, let the personnel in your office prepare for flood prevention."

"Preparation for...flood prevention? Okay...ok." Gross was even more puzzled, but immediately sent this notice to the Fourth Group's personnel in the Planet Huk Affairs Center.

A day later, Gross Shelby was notified by the Affairs Center that the demonstrations of the Yam'rii people had ended, and the staff of the Fourth Group were organizing the evacuation of Quay City.

Gross quickly sent a message to ask, "What did the Public Health Department d to solve the demonstrations in one day?"

The clerk's voice was muffled as if talking with something covering his mouth, "The lunatics in the Public Health Department, they blew up the Central Excrement Collector in Quay City!!"

Gross Shelby only felt a buzzing in her head, as if a bomb had exploded!

What the hell?

The Central Shit Collector exploded?

Shit Collector exploded...

Shit exploded...

Exploded...

Shit...

She suddenly remembered the scene when she was formulating the reconstruction plan for the Yam'rii people. At that time, Tang Xiao said casually while eating mushy chocolate: "Since we want to help the Yam'rii people rebuild, that's great. They once occupied 6 planets and enslaved the local races, so for such a tall person, the living environment must be improved."

He snapped his fingers and continued: "To meet their best living conditions, there must be villas! There must be Swimming Pools, Gardens, and Central Excrement Collectors to treat sewage! There must also be landscaping projects. Neon lights, everything is arranged, so that they are worthy of their dignified Yam'rii identity!"

Gross rubbed her forehead. At that time, Tang Xiao mentioned it briefly, but she really didn't pay attention. She didn't need to be responsible for the city's reconstruction project, so she was ignored.

Who knew that the Public Health Department actually blew up the Central Excrement Collector?

Shit Collector exploded...

Shit exploded...

Exploded...

Shit...

Gross resisted the urge to vomit, and continued to ask, "What's the situation in Quay City now?"

"What else can happen! The whole city's wastewater from eating, drinking and drinking for more than half a year is all in the Central Excrement Collector! Let me tell you, I heard a loud noise yesterday afternoon, and everyone didn't recover. I just saw... vomit... oh my god! I've never seen so much shit in my life! That's a tidal wave of shit! Ugh..." The clerk started throwing up as he spoke.

"Those Yam'rii people who demonstrated were all washed away by shit... Fortunately, we followed your instructions and prepared for flood control! Otherwise, even we would be washed away by shit! Speaking of Madam Chief Representative, since you let us be prepared for flooding, why don't you tell us to get a gas mask!? I've been throwing up all day! Ugh... we're getting ready to evacuate, ugh...never again..."

"...Now the whole city of Quay is still soaked in shit! Ugh... ah! It's over, it's over, the office is also leaking, no, it's leaking shit! Ugh... go plug it up!!"

Gross was stunned, and now she only had one thought in her mind - no matter what happened in the future, even if the old man named Smith slapped her in public, she would never provoke such a terrible existence!


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