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Chapter 1169: Buddha's Palm
Chapter 1169: Buddha's Palm
Chapter 1169: Buddha's Palm
It's close to zero.
Qinzhou.
A certain movie theater.
Countless movie fans have already bought movie tickets for "Kung Fu", and there are many envy fans in it.
"Liu Xing's "Imperial City" is a big hit."
"I thought before that Daddy Yu might win, but Liu Xing did not make any mistakes. Under such circumstances, it would be difficult for Daddy Yu to fight back."
"Not necessarily."
"I think there are still a lot of people buying tickets."
"Preliminary publicity was done well, but the movie was released for a month. The publicity alone can't support the entire schedule. It can only rely on quality to win, but this time the quality of the opponent is also very high."
"Follow him, I'm here to listen to the song."
"Hahaha, there is nothing wrong with this, anyway, our fish father mainly does not rely on movies for food."
"I looked at the lineup, no less than "Imperial City"."
"The row of films on both sides is the same. In a few days, which movie performs better, which row will improve."
Sioux City.
The largest movie theater under the Dadi Cinemas line, the crew of "Kung Fu" opened its premiere.
Lin Yuan did not attend this time.
However, Lin Yuan still wore a mask in private and came to the cinema with his family.
My sister nervously said, "Do we have any hope of killing "Imperial City"?"
My mother said lightly: "Victory or defeat is a common matter for soldiers, there is no need to be too concerned about it, Obuchi just needs to be himself."
My sister wondered: "Then mom, why do you desperately invite your sisters who dance square dancing to watch a movie?"
My mother said casually: "We have money."
Lin Yuan laughed, but his heart was a little warm.
Because he knew that not only his mother, but his sister also invited colleagues to watch the movie, although the sister was not with her colleagues.
My younger sister sent out a lot of red envelopes in the university's classmate group, so that everyone can support "Kung Fu" more.
At this time.
The lights suddenly went dark.
The audience in the auditorium is refreshed!
Then the big screen lights up, and the movie officially begins!
Lin Yuan's "Kung Fu" is very close to the original version.
The biggest difference from the original "Kung Fu" is special effects and technology.
The original version of "Kung Fu" is 2d.
Bluestar Cinema has popularized naked-eye 3D technology.
Lin Yuan used it in this movie, and the special effects were made more sophisticated, so the cost naturally increased.
But the advantages of this are:
The sense of substitution in the movie has been greatly improved!
On the big screen.
Slightly dark in color.
A police station.
The sound of smashing was endless, accompanied by painful wailing.
next moment.
Director Yi successfully made his debut.
The whole audience uttered unexpected exclamations, and obviously did not expect Yi Chenggong to appear in person as a film director.
"Who else!?"
Yi Chenggong's acting skills are shocking!
Obviously he is a director, but he performed a domineering and arrogant feeling.
Pointing to the charming cheongsam girl in the corner, as if the turmoil and darkness of that era were written on his face: "Such a beautiful woman, just because she spit on the ground, you were brought here. Also. Is there a king's law? Is there a law?"
There was a sudden laughter at the scene.
Good guys.
You are all hitting the police station, and you still ask if there is a king's law?
Nakasu.
Lumi Cinema.
Liu Xing and the creators of his own "Imperial City" crew are also watching the movie.
at this time.
The boss of the crocodile gang played by Yi Chenggong has walked out of the police station and stroked the cheongsam woman's buttocks with one hand.
Opposite the police station is a cinema.
Yi Chenggong smiled and said, "I can't do anything at all. There is no one in the cinema on Sunday."
Flutter.
The front and back row laughed one after another.
Yi Chenggong is the director, as everyone knows.
Even if you didn't know it before, you all knew about it after watching the "Kung Fu" press conference.
At this moment, listening to Yi Chenggong's complaints, many people couldn't help but laugh.
The audience laughed.
The atmosphere suddenly changed on the big screen.
There was a distressing sound from a distance.
When Dang Yi successfully recovered, the police station was quickly closed!
The soundtrack "I'm Not In Hell"!
The feeling of depression that the mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of buildings suddenly forms, with the appearance of a group of axe gang members in black suits, the momentum of the whole movie is instantly pulled away, that is the taste of a blockbuster!
then.
The axe gang destroyed the crocodile gang.
Brother Chen took the axe to help the members dance gracefully.
Liu Xing's expression has changed slightly. This soundtrack is indeed excellent, but in addition to the soundtrack, the plot rhythm is also very good, so that Liu Xing has an inexplicable heartbeat.
Kowloon Village.
Jiang Bao yelled: "The charter wife, why is there no water!"
Accompanied by Jiang Bang's lines, the chartered wife made her debut for the first time, and her acrimonious image jumped out.
The charter company also appeared.
Around the thirteenth minute of the movie, the protagonist played by He Sheng appeared.
According to the normal movie rules, the protagonist comes on stage so late, and the rhythm is somewhat problematic.
However, this kind of saying does not seem to exist in the movie "Kung Fu". When He Sheng appeared on the stage, many people did not even realize that the movie had passed thirteen minutes.
at this time.
He Sheng brought a big fat man, pretending to be an axe gang, and wanted to collect protection fees, but there was a conflict between the two sides.
"The rules of the rivers and lakes, singled out!"
"The one that is five feet away and half an inch away is you, I have to admit it..."
"The old man with glasses is so tugging..."
"I'm not talking about you, old man, I'm talking about that kid over there, I have tolerated you for a long time, come out!"
"No one looks human, today's duel has been cancelled!"
The movie theater burst into laughter for the first time!
These people in Jiulongzhai are either tall like a little giant or muscular like a cow. Even the aunt in the field can punch He Sheng to vomit blood.
A theater in Qinzhou.
Lin Yuan's ears were full of laughter.
"Hahahahaha!"
"My mother, that's too much!"
"This Jiulong Village is all weird!"
"The sauce is overwhelming!"
"His crotch is so exposed!"
"This movie is very good!"
"The image of each supporting role is very distinctive, and the pair of charterers and charterers is even better!"
Next to Lin Yuan.
My mother and sister are also laughing.
The fat guy who came with He Sheng to collect the protection fee fell asleep when he was cutting his head.
It can be said:
From the moment the protagonist appeared on stage, the laugh was so special that I never stopped!
The camera turns again.
The Axe Gang appeared again.
He Sheng's firecracker accidentally threw an axe to help a little boss's head, causing another laugh.
The big show opened.
Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger in Kowloon Village!
The three middle-aged men who had been bullied in front of the charter women in various ways, and the image of a petty citizen turned out to be masters!
Brother Chen's men rushed over.
Everyone's hearts are raised!
Three!
Five!
Ten!
Wow!
At the beginning of the movie, the axe gang, who was shown in an invincible image, was killed by the three masters of Jiulongzhai!
Iron Fist!
Twelve Way Tan Legs!
Goro Gossip Stick!
The wonderful fighting dazzled all the audience!
With naked eye 3d effect.
The audience seems to be on the scene!
Many people screamed, it was so enjoyable!
"Fuck!"
"interesting!"
"It's so cool!"
"I thought the Axe Gang was already invincible. I didn't expect to be so vulnerable to a real master!"
"Cool!"
"Pure Kung Fu movies, although they are comedies, these martial arts designs are so handsome as to explode!"
"Nima!"
"I thought these three people were weak chickens, but I didn't expect them to be masters!"
"Looking at Jiulong Village, Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger, all kinds of muscular men appear in turn. I thought it was just a comedy effect!"
"Absolutely!"
"I like this movie!"
This is the first big hit of the movie, and the audience has already watched it thoroughly!
comedy?
It is indeed a comedy!
Even the most serious atmosphere, the bloodiest face, the cruelest background, there are still constant jokes interspersed!
Very dense!
But if this is the case, the audience will pass away with a smile at most, just like "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". The play is only for the purpose of funny. But this movie is also funny, but it can also give A huge sense of excitement with the audience unexpectedly!
The story continues.
The axe came back with a feather.
He Sheng and Fatty were tied up.
The conflict caused by the two of them pretending to be the axe gang, Chen Ge wanted to kill them, who knew He Sheng would open the lock.
This aroused Brother Chen's interest. He felt that this kind of stuff might come in handy in the future, so he asked them to go out and kill individuals.
"I think about killing people every day."
He Sheng spoke, obviously very serious, but the audience laughed again.
This guy played so well!
Even seemingly ordinary lines always give people a funny feeling.
But the more funny is yet to come.
He Sheng actually said that he can also martial arts!
The audience's interest was raised, and it was quickly defeated.
What is kung fu?
Obviously I was fooled by the old man when I was young:
"Boy, I see your wonderful bones, you are a rare martial arts wizard in a century. If one day you can get through the two channels of Ren Du, then you will not fly to the sky. You and I are destined, this "Tathagata Palm" might as well be given to You, it only costs ten dollars..."
The young and ignorant He Sheng was cheated of his change.
He really practiced the palm of the Tathagata, and even wanted a hero to save the beauty, but the girl was not able to save it, but was laughed at and severely beaten.
From then on, He Sheng understood:
Being a good person does not end well, he will be a bad guy, so when he grows up he has become a gangster and wants to join the Axe Gang!
After the memories.
The rhythm of the plot is perfect.
He Sheng actually met a little girl who wanted a hero to save her beauty when she was young.
The movie did not say clearly.
But this kind of plot does not need to be stated explicitly.
It's just that the reunion is not good. He Sheng took the fat man and ran away after grabbing the girl's ice cream, laughing wildly in the bleak music.
Inexplicable room.
The audience was a little sad.
It's weird.
Obviously it is a comedy.
Obviously the protagonist is laughing.
But the audience just feels sad.
The said nonsensical comedy, many people's hearts are inexplicably touched.
The sadness did not last long.
The protagonist takes the fat man back to Jiulongzhai again, he wants to kill the charter wife.
However.
Fatty is a pig teammate, he smashed He Sheng with a single knife, and even made He Sheng bitten by a poisonous snake.
The cinema burst into laughter again.
I feel even more so that the charter wife chased down He Sheng.
The two performed a chase scene that made everyone laugh and cramp!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I can't do it anymore!"
"This Nima is faster than a motorcycle!"
"Speeding!"
"The knife on He Sheng's shoulder is used as a rearview mirror!"
"Daddy Fish, what kind of movie is going to make me laugh crazy!"
"Laughing until my stomach hurts!"
"The posture of the charter lady in the air is absolutely amazing!"
"He Sheng directly wears it thoroughly!"
"Hit!"
The charter wife hit the street sign.
He Sheng ran away successfully.
He Sheng caught the snake venom and entered the iron box on the traffic light.
At this time, his mouth was swollen into a sausage mouth, and his tongue was countless times bigger.
The audience laughed extremely loudly.
However.
Before the laughter was halfway through, everyone's eyes suddenly widened!
Seeing He Sheng clenched his fists, the knife on his body suddenly burst out!
bump!
bump!
bump!
The lens is opened.
Palm prints appeared in the sticker box!
The sudden turn of the plot made everyone stunned!
The protagonist seems to be really good at kung fu?
Is this palm of the Tathagata?
Invest!
Everyone is completely involved in the plot!
In Jiulongzhai, the three masters were driven out by the charter wife, but they met the masters hired by the axe gang.
As the saying goes: Where can you find a friend in the end of the world?
The soundtrack "Zheng Feng" sounded!
Playing the Guzheng, two blind men and the three masters of Jiulongzhai!
The three masters are strong enough, but they are still dying by the blind combination!
Just when they were about to kill.
A roar suddenly rang!
The charter wife shot!
The charterer makes a move!
Tai Chi, Lion Roar Gong!
The incomparable fighting, the exciting level is constantly escalating, and the cool action design, so that all audiences can see it thoroughly!
"Master!"
"Peerless master!"
"The charter wife and the charter father are the most terrifying!"
"Ahhhhh, the action design of this movie is simply invincible!"
"The Lion Roar skill seems to be one of the golden lion king's tricks!"
"You should be familiar with Chu Kuang's "The Legend of the Dragon Slayer".
"This is the bridge to pay tribute to Chu Kuang."
"It's so cool to watch!"
The axe gang returned home again.
This time it was even worse. Brother Chen was so scared that his whole body was shaking, but his hair was lit by smoking.
In the cinema.
The applause and the laughter joined together.
And the words that Agui, the three masters, said to the charter wife and his wife before his death made people want to laugh and cry:
The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!
People are dying and don't forget to pay tribute to the classic lines of Xianyu's early movie "Spider-Man".
The story continues.
The Axe Gang once again found a new master.
Fire Cloud Cthulhu!
UI!
Huoyun Cthulhu's appearance is even more domineering than the blind combination, although the image is really not close to the master.
In a strong contrast.
Brother Chen was beaten to death by the Huoyun Evil God.
Then Huoyun Cthulhu found the charter wife and his wife, and came up with a classic line:
"I just want to kill two people, or be beaten to death by two people."
The names of the charter wife and his wife were even more clearly revealed by the Huoyun Cthulhu:
Yang Guo!
Little Dragon Girl!
This is the source of all evil of Chu Kuang's martial arts, the hero and heroine of "The Legend of Condor Heroes"!
then.
The scene does not know how many times it has been upgraded.
A terrifying and crazy fighting scene was staged.
This time.
The charter and the renter were all defeated by the fire cloud evil god, and they could only leave in despair with the repentant male protagonist He Sheng.
Although He Sheng had been beaten to a disability at this time, he could not survive.
finally!
The movie is at the end!
The dying protagonist was wrapped in zongzi, but strangely, his injury recovered!
Just at this time.
The Fire Cloud Cthulhu chased him here.
Under the leadership of Huoyun Cthulhu, the Axe Gang began to attack Jiulongzhai.
Sudden.
The door was opened.
He Sheng, who was sloppy before, walked out of the room in white clothes and easily avoided the attack.
Wow!
The sky is full of members of the Axe Gang, they were beaten to the sky by He Sheng!
Countless people besieged, and He Sheng couldn't hurt him!
Huoyun Cthulhu has done it!
Toad power!
This time it is a tribute to Chu Kuang's "The Legend of the Condor Shooting Heroes". Toad Gong is Ouyang Feng's fame stunt!
However, the thread that runs through the movie has also begun to converge.
"Husband, do you remember a hand that fell from the sky?"
"It is the palm of the Tathagata that has been lost!"
That's right!
Buddha's Palm!
He Sheng actually knows the palm of the Tathagata!
The arrogant and almost invincible Huoyun Cthulhu was beaten to the ground, and the ground around his body was a terrifying palm print!
He gave up.
He Sheng regained his palm in an instant.
Huoyun Cthulhu suddenly got up and attacked, but when he rushed to He Sheng, the opponent just raised his palm again.
Boom!
The wall a hundred meters away shattered.
The Evil God Huo Yun stood sluggishly on the spot: "What kind of hand is this?"
He Sheng's tone was ordinary, as if telling a trivial thing: "I want to learn, I will teach you."
The evil **** Huoyun knelt and cried, "I lost."
The movie begins to end.
About that dumb girl.
About all kinds of characters in the movie.
The scenes at the end of the film give explanations in scenes.
During this process, the entire cinema quietly dropped needles and could be heard.
one second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Everyone opened their mouths and just watched the subtitles at the end of the movie.
director.
Starring.
supporting role.
light.
art.
Finally, the screenwriter.
The word "Xianyu" is so big that it almost contracted the entire big screen.
Sudden!
An audience member in the front row suddenly got up and roared!
"good!"
Then the other audience stood up one after another!
My mother also burst into flames, her face full of excitement!
"Good shot!"
My sister stood up and applauded!
Sister stood up and applauded!
The whole theater exploded!
The main creative team in the front row has red eyes!
Nakasu.
Lumi Cinema.
It was the same as the theater where Lin Yuan was.
silence!
Then explode!
The applause shook the eardrums of the main creators of the "Imperial City" crew. Liu Xing looked at the screen blankly, his face was full of incredible!
now.
The thirty-eighth blue star director was completely shocked by "Kung Fu"!
The same crew.
The producer has his mouth wide open!
The assistant director's eyes are rounder than eggs!
No one in the entire crew can escape this shock!
comedy!
action!
Rhythm!
emotion!
Impeccable!
As far as the quality of the commercial film is concerned, this is an almost impeccable film in every aspect. It even surpasses the scope of a popcorn movie and brings some thought-provoking connotations!
Inexplicable. UU reading www.uukanshu. com
The group recalled the soundtrack of "Ambush on Ten Sides" in the movie.
Just like Xianyu's propaganda said, there are so many wonderful soundtracks in this movie, but the most memorable one is still "Ambush on All Sides".
Ambush on all sides?
In this ten-sided ambush against Xianyu, Zhongzhou was smashed by the palm of a Tathagata in front of "Kung Fu"!
"I lost"
The last line of Huo Yun Cthulhu suddenly echoed in Liu Xing's heart for some reason, which made his face pale as paper.
ps: The length of the movie has been compressed as much as possible. After all, everyone should be familiar with the movie.
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