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Chapter 1309: Hello everyone, I'm Chu Kuang

Chapter 1309: Hello everyone, I'm Chu Kuang

In the laughter at the scene, Lingkong said word by word: "I want you to scold me!"

The scene was stagnant.

The live broadcast room was also stunned.

Everyone even wondered if they had heard it wrong.

scold you?

Chu Kuang asked you to ask questions!

You let Chu Kuang scold you?

What kind of topic is this!

Song Fang couldn't understand Lingkong's brain circuit. Could it be that Lingkong is completely crazy? This mentality is not as good as his own.

Instead, the Blue Star No. 1 writer spoke up:

"Ling Kong's meaning should be to let Teacher Chu Kuang write an article to scold him. This question is really tricky. He uses his body as bait, and if Chu Kuang uses the pen as a knife, he must kill people without blood."

"That's right."

Lingkong raised his head and stared coldly at the back on the stage: "Aren't you literati the best at playing with words, why don't you let me see your level of swearing."

"Volley."

It was still the first author of Blue Star who spoke, the old man was a little bitter at the moment: "Have you seen Teacher Chu Kuang's Water Margin?"

Ling Kong said: "I have seen it."

The old man said: "Then you should know that in "Water Margin", there is a section of Yang Zhi selling knives. This hero said that his treasured knife was cut like mud, blowing hair and breaking his hair, killing people without blood. Zhi was hacked to death, and before he died, he said two words..."

Lingkong: "Good knife."

Before his death, the rogue confirmed that the treasured sword inherited by Yang Zhi's ancestors really did not see blood, because his blood did not touch the blade at all, and he witnessed this with his life.

"I also want to see and see today."

Ling Kong stared at Chu Kuang, insisting that he use the article to scold himself.

Song Fang suddenly realized that he understood the tricky part of the subject of volley.

No wonder the writer said that Lingkong used his body as a bait. If Chu Kuang Yangs literary talent was so provocative, that he would use the most gorgeous words to scold Lingkong to the point of being bloody, then naturally Chu Kuang would win.

But if Chu Kuang just swears vulgarly...

That Chu Kuang wasn't that tall anymore, and today's Manifestation is no longer perfect.

only

It's so hard...

What if...

What if he could do it...

wrong!

He certainly can't do it!

Such a short time!

Can't even think about it!

While Song Fang's thoughts were surging, someone noticed that the text on the big screen had been updated. This was a brand new document!

within the document.

first row.

Chu Kuang typed four big characters:

Madman Diary!

This topic has a special association. Does Chu Kuang call himself a madman? Could it be that he has an idea in an instant when he gets the topic! ?

Shocked one after another.

With the continuous sound of Chu Kuang's keyboard tapping, the scene and the screen gradually fell into a dead silence!

...

one

Good moonlight tonight.

I haven't seen him for more than 30 years; seeing him today is very refreshing. Only then did I realize that the past thirty years or so had been all dizzy; however, one must be very careful. Otherwise, why would the Zhao family's dog look at me?

I'm justifiably afraid.

...

two

No moonlight today, I know it's not good. Carefully going out in the morning, Zhao Guiweng's eyes seemed to be afraid of me, as if he wanted to hurt me. There were seven or eight people talking about me, opening their mouths, and smiling at me; I was cold from head to toe, knowing that they had arranged them properly.

I'm not afraid, I still go my way. The group of children in front were also talking about me there; their eyes were the same as Zhao Guiweng's, and their complexion was ashen. I don't think I have any grudge against the child, and so does he. Couldn't help shouting, "You tell me!" and they ran away.

I understand. This is what their mother-in-law taught!

...

The content is very short, but Chu Kuang's words have a shocking taste inexplicably!

Zhao family?

I'm afraid it means volley, right?

Although there is no direct use of "Lingjia", literati are always implicit, and this implicitness is considered to be a kind of beauty in literature.

Who is the dog of the Zhao family?

People looked at Song Fang almost subconsciously.

Song Fang's footsteps were vain for a while, and a strong sense of dizziness came from his brain!

Volley!

I **** you!

It turns out that when you are your teammate, you will really be killed. No wonder the whole Internet is saying that you are a tiankeng!

Let Chu Kuang scold you in a good manner?

I have never heard anyone make such a cheap request in their entire life!

Just scold him, he even scolds me, if this article spreads, then I can't raise my head in my life, the consequences are even more serious than questioning Chu Kuang himself!

It was difficult to stand up straight.

Song Fang noticed that the expressions of the people around him had changed.

For example, Wang Luo, the richest man in Blue Star, was opening his mouth at the moment.

For example, the guy who scolded him just now is staring wide at the moment.

For example, Ling Kong is full of stunned expression.

For example, a woman in front, Song Fang even saw her hair standing upright!

Dumbfounded!

Everyone is dumbfounded!

Could it be that Chu Kuang wrote something later?

Song Fang turned his head to look at the screen, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief!

...

three

Remember, I got cold from the top down to the heels.

If they can eat people, they may not eat me.

Everything has to be studied before it can be understood. I used to eat people in ancient times, I still remember it, but I don't know it very well. I turned to the history and checked it. This history has no chronology. The words "benevolence, righteousness and morality" are written on each slanted leaf. I couldn't sleep horizontally and vertically. After reading it carefully in the middle of the night, I could see the words from the cracks. The whole book was written with two words "eat people"!

I'm human too, and they want to eat me!

...

eat human!

eat human!

Still eating people!

Chu Kuang didn't swear at all, and there was not a single dirty word in the content, but it seemed that every sentence was swearing!

Spicy satire and the art of words have been played with thousands of tricks under his pen!

See people trembling all over!

Seeing that the cold air is soaring to the sky!

Who is eating people? It's the Zhao family, it's Lingkong, it's capital, and it's those who follow the crowd, the dogs of the Zhao family!

His words seem to be bloody!

Every word has a thousand words to tell!

It seems to be talking about the present, as if it is about the history, and it seems to be talking about the future!

His writing continues.

...

twelve

Can't think about it.

The place that has been eating people for four thousand years, I only realized today that I have been in it for many years; the elder brother is in charge of the housework, and the sister just died, he may not be in harmony with the meal, secretly giving us food.

I may not have accidentally stopped eating a few pieces of my sister's meat, and now it's my turn...

With a four-thousand-year history of cannibalism, although I didn't know it at first, I now understand that it's hard to see real people!

...

Thirteen

Children who haven't eaten people, or are there?

Save the child!

...

This is the end of Chu Kuang's "Diary of a Madman", but the shock left behind has just begun!

The Blue Star No. 1 writer read it repeatedly and carefully, as if his eyes were all on the screen, and he didn't know what to say.

The people next to him were dumbfounded.

I understand, but I don't fully understand it, but I always feel that every word has a deep meaning!

gradually.

They seem to be enlightened, and their eyes are getting brighter and brighter!

In fact, it is not appropriate for such an article to appear here, but Lin Yuan wants to write it because he loves reading Mr. Lu Xun's article, because the essence of certain things has not changed for thousands of years, and because he deeply understands:

Interpretation is a magical thing.

What is unreasonable will be rationalized.

As long as the keywords are right, the brain waves will naturally match. At this time, no one will guess the author's intention word by word.

Including volley.

Save the child?

You mean I killed those trainees?

Check it out.

What Lin Yuan didn't know at all, Ling Kong got the signal by himself. After all, he only talked about how he played with the trainees some time ago...

As for cannibalism?

There are a lot of cannibalistic things in the world, and it is impossible for Lingkong to be innocent.

And those who persecute the protagonist, are they referring to online followers?

After all, many people began to question Chu Kuang and even abuse him for no reason after being bewitched by Ling Kong, Song Fang and others!

For example, "This is taught by their mother and father".

Isn't this what Song Fang and Lingkong's followers said?

...

It is everyone's state to understand and not fully understand, but at this time everyone feels that they understand!

"It's so well written!"

"Looking for a curse, this is it!"

"It's so hilarious to scold!"

"Song Fang, a dog of the Zhao family!"

"Lingkong begged for scolding, but Chu Kuang vented all his emotions. These capitals represented by Lingkong are eating people. If you think about it carefully, it would be terrible. If it weren't for the speed of coding like an old thief, plus on-the-spot creation. His ability is on the table, and he may carry the reputation of a team operation in the future, then he will really be eaten and destroyed, his rumors are easy to come by, and the old thief is really tired for this rumor!"

"This attack is more than capital!?"

"The cultural and entertainment circles have been scolded over and over again!"

"Save the child!"

"The last sentence really brought tears to my eyes!"

"Some people really can't pollute their children anymore. Look at what capital is persecuting people now!"

"Why was Chu Kuang forced to come out and clarify?"

"Because he offended capital, capital wants to kill him!"

All mouths are full of gold!

Cursing!

But in the midst of this scolding, Chu Kuang actually typed again: "This article is not for you, the following is."

then.

Chu Kuangcao called out the largest red bold font.

Just one word.

"cheap!"

Because it is the largest font, this bright red font directly occupies the entire computer screen!

It seems that this word is powerful!

Ling Kong staggered, took a step back subconsciously, and the person almost lost his footing and was sent away on the spot. Chu Kuangtai played cards unreasonably, even crazier than himself!

in front of the computer.

Lin Yuan smiled smugly, now it's comfortable, the whole person has a good idea, and you also deserve "Diary of a Madman"?

I don't deserve it.

And let me scold you?

Isn't it cheap?

Don't you just want to see me use vulgar words and curse people simply and rudely, so as to show that I have no quality?

satisfy you.

That's the kind of person I am, and I want to scold people when I get angry. Why do I have to pretend to be personable in front of the whole world at such a time?

However.

After all, this is a live broadcast in front of an audience all over the world

After all, this is a live broadcast hosted by the Literature and Art Association

The live broadcast director's face turned green!

In fact, the director was Lin Yuan's old friend Tong Shuwen: "Damn Chu Kuang, how could you type such purely cursing words at such a time!"

Too insignificant!

After all, it is still not as good as your good brother Xianyu!

...

The scene burst into laughter the moment the word came out, and no one thought it was inappropriate, although this approach was very inappropriate!

"fine!"

Somewhere in the background.

An old man said angrily.

The staff next to the old man suddenly grimaced: "President, what's the reason?"

"The impact is too bad."

The president of the Literature and Art Association said so.

No one knew he was coming too.

Of course he will come to a scene like this today.

"Just fine him 500 yuan. Education and warnings are the main thing. The Internet is not a place outside the law."

Finally, the old man said so.

The staff almost couldn't hold back their laughter, and the Literary and Art Association's actions were to block people with bad deeds and the like.

This is the first fine of 500 yuan.

When outsiders see it, I am afraid it will not feel like punishment, but more like doting.

This one really likes that young man.

...

And in the live room.

Chu Kuang's "cheap" word was only revealed for two seconds before being marked with a mosaic.

But the audience saw what they were supposed to see!

"I wipe!"

"Hahaha!"

"fierce!"

"Chu Kuang is too fierce!"

"Tiger Man No. 1 in the Sky!"

"It's okay to scold you in front of the whole world!"

"Just now I thought that Chu Kuang was a god, but now I think he is still a human being, just like us, there is love and hate!"

"The old thief is going against the sky today!"

"It's really different from Father Yu's personality."

"Hurry up!!"

"Show your face!!"

"The one who promised to show his face at the end!?"

The audience has not forgotten the biggest highlight of today's live broadcast!

Chu Kuang is about to show his face!

Even if he didn't show his face, Chu Kuang also used the 50,000-character Red House plus "Diary of a Madman" to prove that there is only one Chu Kuang in the world, and there is no semicolon!

But the audience is so curious!

What does the mad thief Chu look like?

What is the true face of this madman who has abused readers thousands of times?

In fact.

Some people at the scene also shouted "show your face".

Some people even jokingly called "unmasked".

The audience was amused, and the barrage was followed by "revealing".

The atmosphere relaxed, and An Hong, the host who could see the barrage, couldn't help laughing, and finally made a bold joke:

"It's okay to reveal the face, do you think this is "The King of Masked Singer"?"

Paused.

An Hong became serious again, and turned to look at the back: "Is Mr. Chu Kuang ready?"

"All right."

Chu Kuang didn't type this time and spoke directly.

The expressions of many people moved slightly, and they always felt like they had heard this voice before?

Very young voice.

But for a while, no one could tell where he had heard it.

The host An Hong's expression became serious. In fact, even he and the director didn't know the true face of Chu Kuang, so his voice was low and heavy, with strong anticipation:

"Mr. Chu Kuang, please officially say hello to everyone."

"Hello everyone."

Because someone was shouting "revelation", Lin Yuan felt as if he was dreaming back to the stage of "The Masked ~ at that time.

He imagined thousands of times how to greet the audience at the first public appearance at the unveiling moment, but in the end it turned into a simple sentence:

I am a fish.

Today's scene Lin Yuan also imagined many times.

However, in the end, Lin Yuan still chose the simplest way, as he did at the beginning:

"I'm Chu Kuang."

Lin Yuan was already completely facing the audience during his speech.

Through the scene, through the lens, through the eyes, the face that was so familiar that it could no longer be familiar, clearly reflected in every eye in the world, accompanied by countless pupils shrunk into needle-pointed wheat awns.

Lin Yuan felt that his eardrums were momentarily deaf.

Then the whole world seemed to vibrate.

community?

campus?

street?

car?

garden?

is from the ground.

is from Blue Star.

Whenever there are people in gathering places, there are people watching the live broadcast, and there will be unconscious, instinctual shock and screams. The world is like boiling water, and a huge heat wave is rising!

Hello everyone, I'm Chu Kuang.

Hello everyone, I'm Xianyu.

It was as if the two different timelines had converged in an instant, and it was like the two figures in the two places in two time and space gradually overlapped, finally turning into Lin Yuan who was standing on the stage with a grin.

Bright and bright.

Live like summer flowers.

ps: I was afraid of being affected by the comments, so I wanted to post this story coherently, so I dragged it on for so many days. Sure enough, this kind of behavior is not online, and I am ashamed of those investing friends, because I dont know that Dianniang has continuity. Failure to update the rules will stop investment. Fortunately, this story has finally been written. After so many days, I feel that I am worthy of the old thief Chu Kuang. Please ask for a monthly pass.