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Volume 7, 2 – Konoha Hoshinomori and Guided Ones

Volume 7, Chapter 2 – Konoha Hoshinomori and Guided Ones

Translator: your_pingas

“You…confessed to Amano-senpai?”

My scream is echoing throughout in the bathroom of Hoshinomori’s house that’s full of steam.

I can’t help but stop washing my hair and look back. Then, onee-chan sank her mouth into the bathtub and made a bunch of “bubububub” noise in embarrassment.

To clear up the mess in my brain, I washed away the bubbles on my head with a shower as I started remembering how did things go this way.

The night after our gaming hike with the rest station at the mountain as the finish line.

Onee-chan, who’s taking the next bus to get her mobile game rewards, returned home almost an hour after me. Since it’s getting late, I’m more or less worried about onee-chan going home alone. So, I’m quite relieved when I saw her coming back at the expected time…However, upon closer examination, I realized there’s something wrong with her.

Her eyelids were swelling a bit, and her mood seems to be unusually excited. While she talked a lot, she didn’t mention too much about the things that happened after I left.

Although my parents, who’re sitting on the sofa and paying full attention to the TV shows, didn’t pick up on this, I noticed it because I ate dinner together with onee-chan.

I can’t let this go that easily. Don’t tell me this onee-chan, who’s kind of a cute girl, encountered something that she’s not even willing to tell her parents after I left. My head is filled with nasty scenarios. I really hate all the hentai game knowledge I’ve built up in my brain in times like this.

However, it’s not like I can question this directly in front of my parents. In the final moments of my frustration, I decided to suggest something we haven’t done for a couple years to onee-chan.

Do you want to bath together today?

Of course, onee-chan rejected initially due to embarrassment. Even so, basically, my older sister can’t deal with stubborn people. After a while of begging, she immediately agreed with a blush…Uh, as a little sister, I’m also worried about her passive attitude…

Anyway, back to the topic, I managed to find out what happened during the “Lost Hour.”

In the end, I didn’t expect an ultra wild plot like this.

From a different perspective, onee-chan’s relationship is quite likely to go straight to a bad ending like the plot development in hentai games. I really didn’t see this coming.

I slowly washed the shampoo on my head away. Then, I turned the bath stool towards the tub direction and prepared to ask for details.

“You confessed to him…What the hell is wrong with you, that’s really sudden!”

My question made onee-chan raise her head from the bathtub. She’s even blushing really hard in embarrassment and looked away before answering me.

“It’s not like that. Well, …it’s too much to call it a confession, Konoha. After all, I just…I just expressed my thoughts…and my feelings for Keita to know without holding back…”

“Eh, if that’s not a confession, then what is?”

I asked dumbfoundedly. Then, onee-chan put her finger on her chin and tilted her head as if she’s trying to be cute.

“…Want me to tell you now?”

“Why are you acting like the host of a variety show! I can’t pretend you can treat your confession like this. Our onee-chan isn’t feminine in the least bit, you’re in the negative zone!”

“But I revealed everything about NOBE and Mono to him as well…”

“HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Another ultra wild plot. What is this? Did onee-chan lose her mind?

The bathroom is echoing with the noise of water droplets falling from my hair and splashing onto the ground only.

I froze entirely and fell speechless. Then, onee-chan let out an “ah” before apologizing to me and continued.

“So, Konoha, you don’t need to pretend to be NOBE and Mono anymore. Thanks for everything in the past.”

“Uh, …eh? I-I can’t change my feelings if you said that suddenly…”

“…Uh, K-Konoha, cut!”

Onee-chan pretended to be adorable and raised her arms with a splash. She’s even talking like a director at the scene…What is this?

“Eh, the problem isn’t with the way you said it! Why did you suddenly switch me off from the NOBE and Mono roles without any confirmation!”

“…I-It’s because your pay keeps rising…”

“Why is the reason so similar to those overseas series? By the way, onee-chan, when did I ask for a high salary from you!”

“Y-You’re the one that robbed it from your onee-chan! The “feelings” Keita has for NOBE and Mono are the rewards you took..”

“My onee-chan is feeling pretty smug after insulting someone! This is super annoying!”

“So, please stop stealing Keita’s feelings from onee-chan, Konoha.”

“Stop giving me that victim look! You’re the one that asked me to act like those characters!”

“Moreover, Keita mentioned you have a fatal difference with the personality of NOBE and Mono. What a horrible character selection.”

“You’re even saying that I’m a horrible character at last! I-I dealt with so much crap because of your terrible role assignment!”

“You’re right. Now that I’ve revealed my identity to Keita, and I even got a decent reaction. So, I feel like the time when you pretended to be me, It should be kept as a secret from everybody. What a terrible history.”

“Hey, I feel like that’s cheap enough for me to kill someone.”

“…I-I’m sorry, Konoha. I’m really hyped with the confession, so onee-chan was a bit high just then.”

Onee-chan sank her mouth into the bathtub and made a bunch of “bubububub” noise again, this time it’s in guilt.

I let out a sigh as I turned the stool back to the showering space again. Then, I decided to shower while I ask for all the details once again.

“Then? How did the confession go? Sigh, judging from the atmosphere and the process, I can already feel you two didn’t go together…”

However, if that’s the case, I’m curious why onee-chan isn’t sad at all.

She raised her head from the bathtub and gave me a rough explanation. “Well-“

So, when I finished showering, onee-chan finished explaining everything.

“I got it.” I washed away the bubbles on my body as I answered.

“Although the confession was unsuccessful, you two didn’t lose your friendship or somehow turned into a cheating relationship.”

“Yes. This is all thanks to Keita’s honesty and gentleness.”

Onee-chan said that before smiling embarrassingly. I immediately got it after seeing her expression.

(Ah, this way, it looks like onee-chan loves him even more, after all. This is enough, forgive me…)

Well, the worst part is that even I have to praise Amano-senpai’s way of “dealing with another girl’s confession when he’s in a date.”

(He didn’t give a vague expression. Instead, it’s a direct rejection. However, he paid attention to not hurt the girl too much…This is a 10/10 rejection. But, that’s why I want to ask, don’t you think senpai is cheating a bit too much!)

Getting a girl to love him even more despite rejecting her. This is cheating. That’s nasty. Ah, I hate it, I hate it.

…H-He’s really adorable.

(What is this! What is wrong with Keita Amano! If he’s even more attractive when he managed to maintain his chastity over other girls, doesn’t that make everything worse for onee-chan and me! Our emotional drama already got two girls that understand how a woman feels when she’s depressed with love despite all of us being virgins! Why! None of our problems were solved yet!)

What is this twisted situation? It’s literally like a family-friendly version hentai game, except all the sexual parts are gone with only adult relationships remaining. I can’t believe something like this exists in reality.

My heart hurts when I think about it. I can’t help kick everything around. The hot water on the ground is splashing everywhere.

“K-Konoha?”

Onee-chan looked at me worriedly…This onee-chan, I bet she didn’t even realize she’s still genuinely in love yet. It’s great for me to confess to Amano-senpai, and it seems we can still be friends happily! I guess that’s what she thinks.

I don’t think that mindset is wrong. Compared to onee-chan getting tortured by unable to confess her feelings and real identities, she must’ve felt a lot better now. However…

(Can love…be bound by rationality that easily?)

It was over after the confession was rejected. The possibility of this route was utterly destroyed. The failed female protagonist will only appear as a “friend” in the following episodes…Does love in real-life have such a systemic “ending” like this?

The feelings she has as a girl, it completely switched to that of a “friend” after a rejection…Things like this shouldn’t be as easy as onee-chan has imagined it.

…No, am I overthinking this just because I played a lot of hentai games? After all, I really suspect the friendship between a guy and a girl.

“…Sigh, whatever.”

I looked at onee-chan. …Then, I smiled and congratulated her.

“Isn’t this great? It’s not bad to be normal friends with senpai, right.”

Onee-chan blushed at what I said. After that, she answered with her brightest smile.

“Yeah! Thanks, Konoha!”

“…Okay.”

“Well, I’ll take a shower now, Konoha. You should warm yourself up in the bathtub.”

“…Thanks, I will.”

Onee-chan and I switched places, and I went into the bathtub.

Onee-chan’s bath water is still hot, warm enough for me to feel how blessed she is.

*

Then, a week later, the calendar reached November.

This year, Hekiyou High School planned to host the cultural festival in late November. Thanks to this, I, as the student council president, was busy dealing with a bunch of chores. I can’t even play hentai games freely, not to mention a date with boys from other schools. This is upsetting.

Also, I asked onee-chan how Otobuki High School’s cultural festival is going. I got an unexpected reply: they’re not even organizing a festival this year.

It seems that Otobuki’s “mega cultural festival” will only be held once in three years.

That feels pretty relaxed. I’m getting envious. However, a once-in-three-years opportunity means that it’ll be more luxurious and exhausting than other schools. That has its own issues as well. I’m already sympathizing with the students that are in the council next year right now.

Anyway, that’s why Otobuki’s students are basically enjoying their usual autumn school lives. Onee-chan and Amano-senpai, who’re second years, are preparing for the school trip in late November. It’s a bit busy, but I heard they’re still operating normally.

So, the Game Hobby Club meetings seem to be held three times a week as usual.

-There’re no obstacles.

(I thought they would feel a bit more awkward…)

Indeed, in contrast to the worries I had, I think the relationship between onee-chan and Amano-senpai is going pretty well. Of course, I should put an asterisk reminding people that “this is my idea after I heard what onee-chan told me.” However, at least I can guarantee that there aren’t any significant changes in their friendship.

Moreover, I guess onee-chan is glad that she’s chatting even more happily with Amano-senpai about gaming. Of course, their perspectives on gaming still haven't changed. So, I think their “bickering frequency” is the same. Perhaps even that was treated as a joke between them as well. She was thrilled…To put it simply, onee-chan finally developed a “normal friendship” with Amano-senpai at this point.

From onee-chan’s perspective, this is a summary of her relationship with Amano-senpai.

Fellow > Rivals > True Love > One-sided Love > Normal Friends (NEW!)

…Onee-chan is incredible in this six months. What happened? Perhaps a reality show director is handling my onee-chan’s life right now?

Come to think of it, the real monster should be a certain otaku boy.

After all, a lot of things happened between onee-chan and him. On the other hand, he even started dating the school idol and almost kissed his friend’s girlfriend. At the same time, he just robbed a hentai game loving girl’s heart. The no.1 spot of “King of Plot Twists,” Keita Amano.

…I guess I went off-topic for too long.

Anyway, onee-chan seems to be just as happy as she was right now.

By all means, she can still talk “normally” to Trashara, Karen Tendou, and even Agu-senpai. The effect of the confession on her wasn’t as significant as I expected.

Although that was an excellent outcome, …from onee-chan’s perspective, I feel like that’s “exactly” why she can’t let it go.

I heard onee-chan and Amano-senpai want to explain that confession thing sincerely to Tendou-senpai before returning to their normal lives.

…Honestly, this “fits” their style.

It’s dumb and na?ve, and also unexpectedly selfish…However, it’s kind of respectable in some parts. What a pure decision that fits onee-chan and Amano-senpai’s style.

However, from what I’ve heard from onee-chan, that’s “exactly” the problem that they’re struggling with.

Basically, it’s already hard for onee-chan, Tendou-senpai, and Amano-senpai to talk to each other. Even if it’s possible, they can’t lead the discussion, and Tendou-senpai would leave before they can even start discussing it…The pattern occurred a few times in this week alone.

If that’s the case, why don’t you two just text or call her? Although I thought about that, it seems that they think it’s not sincere enough…These people are surely a pain.

Anyway, that’s why onee-chan still can’t get over this little bit right now…

“Senpai, don’t you think this feels a bit weird?”

“Eh? What do you mean by weird?”

After school, a Wednesday in the second week of November. I managed to squeeze out a little time by quickly finishing everything in the student council. Currently, I’m sitting with Amano-senpai at the lunch area of the convenience store.

On the plain table, there’s a bottle of black coffee in front of me, which feels a bit manly. As for Amano-senpai, he got himself a carton of lemon tea with a long straw.

Senpai is sipping his lemon tea with a peaceful expression as if he’s a herbivore. I can’t help but smile upon seeing that look, but then I realized today’s not the time to enjoy it. So, I calmed down and asked him again.

“Uh, I mean the “difficulty” of striking up a conversation. Is it normal for that to happen?”

“There’s nothing about normal or not, …it really happened…”

Amano-senpai looks like he still doesn’t understand what I’m suspecting.

I deeply sighed and decided to be straightforward.

“Is Tendou-senpai avoiding you two?”

Amano-senpai gave me a shocked expression after hearing what I said. However, he immediately let out an “ahaha” laugh as if this is a joke.

“Konoha-san always gets these interesting thoughts…”

“No, senpai, I’m not fooling around. In reality, when two out of three people wanted to ‘mention’ something, yet they can’t even talk about it…Will the situation happen this frequently?”

“Ay, like what I’ve said before, there’s nothing about normal or not. It really happened.”

“That’s why I think this is weird-“

Just as I’m leaning forward as I continued to theorize, Amano-senpai interrupted with a confused look.

“To say that it’s weird, …basically, why would Tendou-san ‘avoid’ this topic?”

“Well…”

He hit the nail on the head right away. I fell silent. Then, senpai continued after taking a sip of his lemon tea.

“Sigh, from your argument’s perspective, I’m not entirely unable to understand what you’re saying. Honestly, from my impression, …I can more or less feel that Tendou-san is especially fast at stopping the topic.”

“L-Look, that means I’m indeed right-“

“However, I can’t find a reason.”

“…………”

I fell silent again. Amano-senpai scratched his head.

“So, I think…the reason why we can’t explain the confession thing to Tendou-san successfully, I guess it has to do with ourselves, right? Think about it. Perhaps we subconsciously think that ‘we really don’t want to say it’ or ‘it’s hard to explain’ and just subtly missed the chance, right?”

“Well…”

This is genuinely what Amano-senpai or onee-chan will guess….Also, this is the most reasonable explanation.

However, I still feel like something is wrong.

We, …no, onee-chan and Amano-senpai’s relationship is always full of turmoil and misunderstandings. However, not all of that was based on ‘accidents,” right. Someone has to plan something in advance with a clear idea, and a misunderstanding occurs after a series of interactions.

In this case, if two out of three people “want” to talk about it…If the discussion ended up failing, this could only mean that the remaining person – Tendou-senpai, is planning something else.

I can’t help but mumble with a stiff face. Then, Amano-senpai smiled gently at me.

“Thank you, Konoha-san. I feel like you’re always worried about us.”

“Eh? Ah, it’s not like that. Instead of saying worrying…”

“I freaked out when I heard from Chiaki that she told everything to you. However, at this point, I also felt from the bottom of my heart that this is the best outcome.”

“R-Really?”

“Yep! After all, thanks to this, I can chat happily with you once again.”

Senpai smiled like he’s sincerely happy before continuing.

“Even though the interaction I had with you on the internet was fake, …I’m still thrilled when I’m just merely talking to you. Also, I love it.”

“Eh? It’s fine. Uh, well…”

He’s still looking at me with an innocent expression and straight-up cozying to me…I don’t know how to answer aside from feeling embarrassed.

(T-This is cheating! Amano-senpai will only stop me from talking about erotic things…However, what he just said was just as vicious and lethal! J-Jeez, I can’t believe he’s such a cheeky person. Won’t he feel embarrassed by saying stuff like that…!)

C-Crap, my face’s flaring up. What is this? This is too weird. Thanks to all the hours I have in hentai games, I will never embarrass myself over erotic things now…How can this senpai make my heart beat so fast by saying something so innocent? I can’t accept it. I’m unwilling to accept it.

I curled my lips before letting out a sigh, even using my hands to fan my face.

During this time, Amano-senpai spoke up with a slightly bitter smile.

“So, I also want to explain everything sincerely to Tendou-san and enjoy the time with everyone without feeling guilty…Hmm, it’s quite difficult.”

“Uh, you didn’t mention anything about onee-chan’s confession to Trash…no, Uehara-senpai, or Agu-senpai?”

“Yes. It’s because I feel like we must be ones that report to Tendou-san. For example, …if you heard another girl confessing to your own boyfriend little by little from your friends or some other people, isn’t that the worst?”

“Ay, I feel like that’s quite annoying…”

At least onee-chan will give others a terrible impression. I bet Amano-senpai cared this the most.

“That’s why I hope we can explain it to Tendou-san as soon as possible, …but why are things not going well for us?”

Amano-senpai sighed. I suggested to him once again.

“Uh, senpai, like I’ve said before, that’s because of Tendou-senpai…”

“You mean she’s avoiding us? Konoha, while I appreciate you for worrying over us, …but I’ll feel bad if I just force the responsibility on Tendou-san without any evidence.”

“…Perhaps, you’re right…”

I can’t think of anything else to retort.

An awkward silence fell onto the two of us. I get it, I’m very annoying today.

However, …no matter what, I still can’t disagree with what I’ve said.

(Onee-chan and Amano-senpai feel awkward. While this is worthy of compassion, …but my instinct is mumbling even more information at me. This problem must have a “lethal misunderstanding” hidden within it!)

Also, I can guarantee that the “truth” can become my weapon as well…It just depends on how I use it. This expectation is why I’m trying my best to clear everything and meet with Amano-senpai today.

However, I think it’ll be difficult for me to ask Amano-senpai for more details right now.

I let out a sigh and said, “I understand.”

“As a spectator, I’m not going to ask for anything anymore. Sorry for saying all that weird stuff.”

After I apologized, senpai freaked out and quickly waved at me.

“No, no, no, it’s okay! I really appreciate you for worrying over us! Sorry, I feel like we’re trapping ourselves in some unnecessary ‘restrain’ and even dragging you down…Ah, speaking of dragging you down, I also wanted to apologize for something else. I think you spent a lot of time and effort pretending to be Mono and NOBE as well. Uh, I’m sorry.”

Amano-senpai bowed down and apologized to me. For a second, I was shocked and bulged my eyes, but then I chuckled and answered.

“Why are senpai apologizing? You’re quite weird, you know. Aren’t you the one that was lied to?”

“Uh, but I think you wasted a lot of time because of me…”

After he said that, Amano-senpai seems to be embarrassed by what he said to me before and scratched his cheeks.

…What’s wrong with this person? He’s literally the definition of Mr.Nice Guy. Even if he was pranked on a TV show, he seems to be the type that says “thanks for today everyone” and hand out drinks to the staff.

However, …that’s right. This is what Amano-senpai looks like. He’s the guy I…we love. Vulnerable, doubtful, a baffling amount of restraining, …and always being honest.

I chugged down my bottle of coffee and let out a “phew” as I sighed.

(Although I hate to say this, I think I can slightly understand what’s on that psycho little brother’s head. While we’re almost the same, but if I’m senpai’s little sister, …I’m sure I’ll be the type that overprotects him.)

My onee-chan is just as awful. However, despite her looks, she still got a quite prominent part from a creator’s perspective. So, I’m not that worried about her. But when it comes to Amano-senpai, …how should I put it? He seems even more vulnerable to tricks than onee-chan, especially when it’s about interpersonal relationships.

Uh, but, onee-chan also counts as a “beautiful” girl. Judging from senpai’s immediate rejection of her confession, perhaps he got some fierce mental resistance? …No, no, no, if I’m the one that confessed, I’m afraid that I’ll push senpai over with my full strength and rape-

“K-Konoha-san, are you okay? I feel like you’re breathing so fast and your glare is scary!”

“Ah! I’m sorry. I was a bit turned on just then.”

“What are you going off about…Ay, it seems that you’re just the same as usual. I’m relieved.”

“Eh, senpai, can I ask you how do you define “same as usual” please!”

“Why are you even protesting with an unwilling-to-admit look? If you don’t like that, then please act more politely in front of me…”

“Ah, senpai, come to think of it, don’t you think some bottles look a bit too erotic?”

“As soon as I’ve said it!”

Senpai looked at me, dumbfoundedly…Right, I get this is my “usual” look. Honestly, I realized his impression of me just then, so I barely and reluctantly flipped on my erotic switch.

I smiled mischievously at senpai and fondled the bottle on the table with a flirty look. As for senpai, …he’s not embarrassed anymore and even let out a sigh before looking in the distance…Crap, the once-innocent Amano-senpai is already used to erotic things. Who stained his mind…I guess it should be me.

After defiling senpai, I started talking about hentai games, which is something we haven’t been able to talk about in a long time.

“By the way, senpai, did you play anything good for fapping recently?”

“You’re bringing that up as if you’re just casually talking about the weather.”

“Also, I didn’t. I’m not feeling it.”

“Feeling what?”

“So, lately, I’ve been using Amano-senpai only.”

“I’m not going ask you where did you use it. Absolutely not!”

“Isn’t it masturbation?”

“AH! AH! AH!”

Amano-senpai covered his ears and screamed. I pouted.

“…Senpai, what’s wrong with you? You’re acting like as if we weren’t the same type.”

“Eh, we aren’t the same type in reality! I didn’t know you thought I was the same as you!”

“But senpai plays hentai games…”

“If you think all hentai game lovers are like you, then you’re dead wrong! Hentai game lovers aren’t defined as ‘people who loudly talk about sex,’ right! Moreover, …I’m the type that wants to enjoy hentai games from a plot or the game’s perspective-“

“Oh, so whether the character is adorable isn’t important? It’s okay for the girl’s face to look like a geometrical square?”

“…Uh, I didn’t mean that, …well, …I also hope the illustrations are cute as well…”

Amano-senpai started stuttering. Crap, he’s so cute. That’s why I can never stop sexually harassing senpai.

The actual problem is that I don’t talk about erotic things usually, and I don’t intend to. I only go overboard in front of Amano-senpai because his reactions are really adorable.

I can’t help but continue asking.

“By the way, senpai, what are your preferences on that side?”

“What kind of serious sexual harassing question is that?”

“It’s nothing. I’m just asking for your ‘opinion’ on the game. I was thinking, how would senpai rate ‘that part’ when you’re playing hentai games.”

“Ugh, …what a cunning way of paraphrasing…!”

As long as I mentioned that we’re talking about games, this person is just as easy to trick.

He gave me a frustrated look for a while…Then, although his face is as red as a tomato, he mumbled and answered.

“I-I feel like…as long as it’s n-normal…”

“What do you mean by normal?”

“Uh, it’s because, honestly, I’m a typical guy. No matter how impressive the plot is, I can’t go on when there’s something unusual going on in the intimate scenes…”

“Ah, just like the common issues I’ve briefly talked about earlier. The gentle and introverted protagonist suddenly goes berserk during the scenes. That plot will make people feel uncomfortable. Even if it’s okay for fanservice, it doesn’t make sense when it comes to the plot or the characters.”

After I expressed my agreement, perhaps senpai was interesting in gaming, so he spoke up.

“Yeah, Konoha-san! When the player just felt ‘hey the story’s good,’ if the protagonist suddenly starts swearing in the sex scenes, I really don’t know how I should feel about the plot!”

“Exactly. I experienced that. Even though it’s pure romance, yet the main character suddenly pulling out sex toys at that scene. I think I’ll lose around 70 to 80% of my mood as well.”

“This means that you’re still 20% excited, right. Uh, that’s not important. It’s really like what you’ve said. From this point alone, perhaps you won’t encounter it in dating sims. This is just a standalone hentai game issue – a sudden appearance of the creator’s sexual fetishes.”

“You’re right. Also, that kind of plot is the scene that ‘exposes’ everything, so I’ll feel that the character is only being the true himself/herself at that moment.”

“For example, …the straightforward MC is, in reality, a douchebag that ties up the female protagonist with ropes. Ay, of course, it’s fine when both sides agree…”

“Right. Just like senpai and me.”

“This person started making up things again.”

“Hey, despite my looks, I’m really interested in BDSM.”

“Who cares. I should say, I don’t want to know my friend’s true fetishes.”

“Also, isn’t senpai a hidden sadist?”

“I’m getting more and more determined to charge you for sexual harassment and damaging my reputation.”

“Senpai is getting embarrassed again, even though you’re enjoying it. Wow, senpai is surely cute.”

“The person that tarnished her reputation with sexual harassment always thinks about this kind of flippant stuff…”

“Ah, so, whenever senpai thinks about me while fapping, please refer to the walkthrough I gave you just then.”

“This is the first time that I really want to forget a walkthrough.”

“Also, in my imagination, senpai is a guy that never holds back when it comes to insulting people with swears.”

“You have never heard me swearing in real life, though.”

“Eh? What did senpai just scold me? A female pig?”

“I didn’t say that!”

“…Oh, ho…”

“This person is enjoying herself way too much! I think you’re already happy enough from the ending you imagined in the head!”

“…Alright, let’s put the jokes aside.”

“I’m not going to forget everything just because you said that!”

Senpai is good at fussing over things. No matter how ridiculous I was, I’m only 90% serious with what I just said. I hope he doesn’t consider me as a pure erotic girl.

We drank our coffee and lemon tea and rested for a while.

Then, senpai cleared his throat and said, “Well…”

“I should confirm this from you. Your love of hentai games and saying erotic things, did Chiaki ask you to act like that for me…”

He’s asking me very worriedly-

I slowly stood up from the chair and pointed both fingers to my waist…After that, I generously announced.

“Please just relax! I’m not wearing it!”

“Then you’re literally a true erotic girl! Also, isn’t this meme a bit too old!” [Note: This is a joke by the Japanese comedian Tonikaku Akarui Yasumura.]

Senpai complained loudly. The supermarket staff glanced at us, so I sat back down and answered him.

“That was just a joke, …however, I only wish that senpai would believe me on this.”

“Believe what?”

“I, Konoha Hoshinomori, no matter when and where, will never wear panties in my heart!”

“The most regrettable part is that I know you’re not pretending.”

“Senpai talks like that again. No man in this world will hate a lusty high school junior girl, right.”

“…Well, Konoha-san, if there’s a guy from another school that bragged about not wearing underwear started talking to you, how would you feel?”

“Eh? I’ll call the cops right away. That’s disgusting. It sends shivers down my spine when I’m just thinking about it.”

“…………”

Senpai squinted and stared at me, …the Hekiyou student council president quickly looked away.

“…I-I mean, think about it, people will only tolerate because I’m cute-“

“No, that’s enough, Konoha-san. It’s okay. I understand that you’re not acting already. Please just shut your mouth.”

“Hmm, …I get it, senpai is surely nasty as well. You want me to shut my mouth and spread my legs-“

“Shut up!” (in English)

I’m afraid that this is probably the first time senpai used an English word. Yes, if that’s the case, even I will freak out and immediately quiet down.

So, after nearly a minute of silence, when both of us have calmed down, senpai chuckled and spoke up.

“Yep, ..but Konoha-san, even though I said that just then, …I’m still relieved. That erotic side of you is the real Konoha-san.”

“Uh, although I’m the one that’s trying to prank, I don’t feel good with you representing ‘the real Konoha-san’ with that interaction alone…”

I let out an annoyed look, and Amano-senpai laughed genuinely for a while…Then, with that smile, he reached his pale and soft hand to my side.

“So, please stay as my ‘bad company’ from now on, Konoha-san.”

“…………”

Although I froze for a moment, …at the next second, I deeply sighed before grabbing his hands tightly and answered.

“Jeez, you’re certainly cheeky…I’m the one that should thanks senpai.”

*

After I bid farewell with Amano-senpai and left the convenience store, …instead of going home directly, I started walking towards downtown.

(I should check out the game store.”

Perhaps it’s because I’ve chatted with Amano-senpai about hentai games, I really wanted to play something right now. Since I’m still wearing Hekiyou’s uniform, I can’t enter the hentai game area…However, I somehow wanted to play pure romance titles right now, so it’s not that big of a problem.

The sunset stained the city. Rarely, I started appreciating the scenery around as I slowly strolled on the street.

(After all, I’ve been busy lately, …uh, even though I didn’t finish anything.)

Even so, for some reason, I feel like my shoulders aren’t as tight as before. It’ll never be like this even if I had a good sleep or just took a hot bath. Right now, I’m feeling pretty relaxed.

(Is it because I can finally reveal my fetishes and honest words that I’ve kept for a long time?)

However, I think it’s not just that alone. This level of peacefulness can be acquired every night by lazily lying on the bed half-naked.

“Hmmm…”

I can’t help but mumble at this confusing phenomenon.

The reason is that Konoha Hoshinomori has always invested all her energy on everything, …such as the student council, jobs, hentai games, and imagination. The energy output is quite massive. So, I’m two times as sensitive to ways that can relive tiredness or stay focused. If we’re talking about coffee or energy drinks, I’m even confident that I can brag about them easily for three days.

So, I hope that I can understand the “reason” why my body and soul are full of energy. Perhaps it’s from the bottled coffee at the store? Or is it because I temporarily isolated myself from the chores in the student council?

On the way to the game store, I put my fist under my chin and started pondering about it. I compared every single element to my previous state and verified them in detail.

So, I became lost in thoughts for around 10 minutes.

After I saw the destination, I finally finished my investigation and said my conclusion out loud.

“It’s been a long time since I last saw an alive Amano-senpai. This stimulated my sexual desires and increased my vitality in the end.”

“Seriously, please just die, you stinky bitch.”

“…Eh?”

A middle school brocon is looking at me with a despising and arrogant expression-

-Kousei Amano is right here, and I didn’t even notice it.

*

“W-Why are you here…”

I bulged my eyes in surprise as I backed up quickly. Then, Kousei Amano, who still acted like he didn’t care anything, swept up his bangs as if he’s pretending to be cool and answered with a sigh.

“That’s my line. Why would a bitch mumble next to a road and even dare to talk about ‘sexual desires’ openly? Ah, I get it, it’s because you’re a bitch. Bitches certainly suck.”

“Eh, can you not call someone a bitch in public? That’s horrible to hear!

“What do you mean by horrible to hear, it’s because the word ‘bitch’ is your name. I can’t help it, right?”

“I have a perfectly fine name called Konoha Hoshinomori!”

“Can you please stop acting like ‘Hoshinomori’ is your name? You’re saying that like you’re related to Chiaki-senpai.”

“I’m her little sister! I’m really her biologically related little sister!”

“…I feel like I shouldn’t trust genetics when I’m looking at you.”

“What a coincidence, me too!”

How can I agree that this guy shares the same bloodline as Amano-senpai? Honestly, what’s wrong with Amano-senpai’s family dynamic and environment? Why would one family have the mindsets of this little brother and that older brother? What a mysterious parenting method, …well, I’ll skip our family for now.

Just as I’m letting out an “ugh” and stared at him, …Kousei Amano seems to have lost all interest in me. He even tried to rapidly walk away from me. I pulled a fast one and chased after him and spoke.

“Wait! You just met a senior, yet you’re leaving without bothering to greet, where're your manners?”

“…I can’t believe the bitch that’s mumbling about her sexual desire is talking about manners…”

Kousei let out a huge sigh. I scolded him even further.

“Jeez, your brother is way better than you. I really want to boil his nail stain for you to drink.” [Note: This is an idiom in Japan that urges the person to be more respectful.]

“I would love to!”

Kousei answered with a determined look, …that’s crazy. Kousei Amano, he’s still just as insane.

He cleared his throat and started walking as he gave me a disgusted look.

“By the way, can you stop messing with me? This will affect my recommendation and evaluation.”

“Why! Moreover, I’m just heading in the same direction as you!”

“Hmm? If you’re looking for rich middle-aged men that are hunting girls, I think you can find them near the station.”

“What is your impression of mine!”

“Eh, of course. It’s-“

“Ah, sorry, please don’t say it, I don’t want to hear anything.”

I put my hand on my forehead and interrupted his answer, …my head is dizzy from the pain. Kousei Amano, …he counters me so hard.

I kept a bit of distance from him as I headed towards the game store.

“…Kousei, don’t tell me you’re going to the game store as well?”

Kousei bulged his eyes in surprise upon hearing my question.

“Eh, you’re going as well? But they don’t have any adult toys for sale…”

“I’m really going to punch you…I’m just going there to buy some games.”

“Oh, a bitch can sometimes understand how a human should be.”

“What is that wicked concept of ‘a bitch’ in your head? …Whatever, I’ll stop here. However, aren’t you the weird one? You’re not as interested in gaming as your older brother do, right?”

“You’re right.” Kousei answered calmly.

“I’m not really into games. Even if I don’t say anything, my brother will buy something home as well.”

“Huh? Then why are you going to the store alone?”

“Is it necessary to ask that?”

Kousei is answering me with a calm “why are you even bothering to ask this” tone.

“I’m on patrol. I need to check whether the place that my brother often visits is dangerous.”

“That’s crazy.”

I can’t help but say it out loud. Although I lack any words to describe this situation, in my heart, this is how I feel about Kousei. That’s crazy. Totally insane. What’s with this little brother?

Kousei doesn’t care that I was shocked and continued naturally.

“Ay, to my brother, that place is even less dangerous than a playground, …but think about it, there’s a chance for him to meet something terrible.”

“Why are you looking at me with a bitter smile?”

“Moreover, I heard that the game store is where the ‘fake girlfriend’ first talked to my brother, …if only I was there, I could’ve prevented all of this.”

Kousei started biting his lips. I can’t help but answer on Tendou-senpai’s behalf.

“However, a lot of things started because she talked to Amano-senpai…”

“Yeah, it was the beginning of this ridiculous romantic harem farce and disrupted the peace that my brother enjoys.”

“It’s not a farce…”

I was a bit pissed off. Then, Kousei suddenly remembered something and continued.

“Oh, but, after a series of events, Chiaki-senpai ended up confessing to my brother. I’m thrilled to know that.”

“Eh? Kousei, how did you know that? Did your brother tell you?”

“Do you think my honest brother will go out of his way and brag about the confession to his little brother? That’s what a bitch will think.”

“W-What’s wrong? Then why would you know about the confession…”

“Wiretapping.”

“Are you serious?”

Kousei smiled at me, who’s freaking out.

“I’m just kidding. Tapping my brother, do you think I’ll really do that?”

“Highly likely.”

“Ay, even though I have thought about it.”

That’s crazy. The guy’s trying to joke while lacking the appropriate personality. That’s way too insane.

But Kousei looks like he doesn’t care about my reaction and continued.

“Even if I’m not wiretapping, at my level, I can get a rough picture just by looking at my brother. For example, what is bothering him today; it seems that he’s happy. His body temperature is 36.5 degrees Celsius; he’s going to scratch the side of his waist in three seconds; his current urination desire is around 27%. I can see all of that.”

“Your abilities are even crazier than a tapping device?”

“Yep, so I can roughly guess what happened on that day, …however, thanks to your reaction, I fully understand now. Thanks.”

“Ah…”

Crap. This guy is trying to make me spill my beans…Seriously, he’s tough to deal with.

I can’t help but put my hand on my forehead again. Then, rarely, Kousei started answering depressingly.

“However, they’re kind of insane. I didn’t expect Chiaki-senpai to confess in times like this…”

“Yeah, …I can only agree with you on that alone.”

“Well, compared to that ignorant blonde hardcore gamer, the Mother of God Chiaki-senpai is way more attractive…Even so, the best part about my brother is that he instantly rejected her because he’s dating another girl!”

Kousei continued with sparkling eyes, …this person is finally casually describing another person’s older sister as the mother of god. I bet his mind is fully occupied with my onee-chan giving birth to his brother’s clones. That’s insane.

Although I still can’t deal with Kousei, I do agree with what he just said.

“Sigh, well, I’m the one that respects onee-chan from the bottom of my heart. She wanted to end this with a confession despite knowing that it wouldn’t go well. Even when she was rejected, the girl can immediately admit her failure and continue going forward…Honestly, I feel like onee-chan is way too bright and charming.”

I thought I was a couple step ahead of onee-chan when it came to relationships a while ago, …but once I snapped out of it, she was already far ahead.

Just as I’m sighing, Kousei nodded and continued.

“Yeah, I think both my brother and Chiaki-senpai are incredible and handsome. That’s why I…really hate the current situation.”

“…Perhaps you’re right.”

“Also, I heard that fake girlfriend has been more or less avoiding my brother and Chiaki-senpai, am I right?”

“Ah, did you get that from your brother?”

“Nope. I acquired this piece of information by utilizing my personal psychoanalysis and theorized it from my brother’s actions and expressions.”

“What are you even trying to be in the future?”

If he used that kind of power in other perspectives, I’m sure that he can achieve a lot of things. Tragically, right now, this guy is just a pure pervert.

Kousei didn’t even realize my compassion and even exhaled agonizingly from his nose.

“By the way, screw that so-called god of love, why would it always messes with my brother’s peaceful life and relationships?”

“Uh, I don’t feel like senpai’s life is filled with misfortunes…”

I almost tried to retort. However, I’m slightly echoing to the “senpai’s life is disrupted by relationship” point.

(The embarrassing confession at the station, and the answer he gave to onee-chan…Indeed, perhaps senpai has been “forcing himself” to date Tendou-senpai…)

I put myself, who can’t relax because of the work in the student council, and senpai, who’s tangled up in a mess of gaming, relationships, and friendships, in the same boat.

…Uh, I don’t think working in the student council is “useless,” moreover, I feel like that’s more meaningful and beneficial than playing hentai games…

However, just because it’s meaningful, it doesn’t mean that it’s better than the lazy and boring life of mine.

Also, I can guarantee that senpai feels the same way.

(Although it pisses me off to agree with Kousei, …if I’m asked whether it fits “Keita Amano’s style” for him go all-out and date Tendou-senpai, people are going to be suspicious.)

From this perspective, Amano-senpai should still end up with onee-chan, right- No, it should be the best for him to date me! We can play hentai games during the holidays, and then we can have erotic developments in real life. Isn’t this lazy yet loving at the same time, …hmm, ho, ho…

“Ugh, I picked up a menacing aura that’s hostile to my brother, …it looks like it’s somewhere around here!”

“Who even are you!”

A small clump of hair popped up from Kousei’s head.

I sighed as I looked at the entrance of the game store.

“Anyway, let’s go back to the topic. I’m really here to check out some games only. Please just finish your so-called patrol duties and leave.”

“Of course, I meant to do that. Ay, if it’s possible, I wish I can execute a bitch today, though…”

“What am I guilty of, say it!”

“Fornication.”

“The entire world population is guilty if you’re charging on that!”

“Although your view on the world is already bitchy enough, there’s really not enough evidence to charge you.”

“See, I’m innocent.”

“Yes, just for today…I’ll stand-by near the station next time to catch you in action.”

“Eh, I’m not going to talk to some random middle-aged guy.”

“Well, enjoy your remaining out-of-jail life, bitch.”

“No one will bid farewell that way! That’s enough, bye, you middle school brocon!”

After I said goodbye to Kousei angrily, I walked straight to the dating sims area. As for Kousei, he really started patrolling from the corner of the store. That guy is even trying to check the curvature of the corner of the shelves, …a-are you serious…This isn’t just being overprotective, right…

However, it’s useless for me to just keep my eyes on another family’s pervert little brother.

I changed my mood by start checking on the new releases in the dating sims area.

(It’s been a while, there’s a lot of titles that I don’t recognize…)

Aside from the games that are transferred from their hentai counterparts, if it was a dating sim developed for consoles at the start, even I can’t grasp them as well.

(I think Amano-senpai should be more familiar here…)

I guess I’m more well-educated when it comes to hentai games. However, I shouldn’t overlook Amano-senpai’s “wide but shallow” mindset. Since as a result, he has a high chance of knowing something great in the fields that I haven’t touched on before. If specialized players like me need to recommend hentai games to Amano-senpai, I need to go for the extreme route.

I grabbed the dating sim packages in order and looked at the cover cheerfully as I thought about Amano-senpai.

(Perhaps this is why senpai is popular among gamers. He can chat happily with them, as long as the person loves gaming.)

Also, he’s sincere, frank, and not trying to appeal to someone. This makes him comfortable to talk to. I guess that’s why senpai managed to do well with Tendou-senpai, even though she’s a hardcore gamer.

I thought about it as I grabbed the next game. It’s called Golden Memories 2. Although I didn’t recognize it, …it seems interesting. It’s just that it reminded me of Tendou-senpai since all the females are in blonde hair.

I read the “the typical young boy trying his best to get close to the school idol” description at the bottom of the cover. Then, I can’t help but think about those two.

(However, …is Amano-senpai happy with that? The girl that suits him…isn’t Karen Tendou, after all-)

Things immediately happened when I just started thinking.

“Hey, Konoha-san? Hello, didn’t expect to see you here, what a coincidence.”

I can hear a familiar voice from behind.

I turned back tremblingly, then I found out the person that’s standing there- it’s the blonde angel that showed up in my mind.

“T-Tendou…-senpai.”

The empty Golden Memories 2 package slipped off from my hand.

*

“Ah, sorry, I think I startled you.”

Tendou-senpai said that as she quickly crouched to pick up the game for me. I snapped out of it and apologized. “I-I’m sorry.” Then, I reached my hand out to take the package…For some reason, Tendou-senpai didn’t hand me that right away. Instead, she stood up and stared at the box.

“T-Tendou-senpai?”

I started freaking out. Tendou-senpai smiled embarrassingly and said, “Ah, I’m sorry.” Then, she handed me the package.

“It’s because that situation is literally the same as the first time I talked to Amano-kun.”

“Eh?”

“It’s nothing. This is where I talked to Amano-kun for the first time. At that time, he grabbed the first title in the series, …that’s why I remembered what happened then.”

“Ah, …r-really.”

I heard their experience as I put the game back onto the shelf. During this time…

“Uh.”

I can see Kousei glancing at us at the gaps of the shelves. He seems to be observing us from the opposite row.

Just as I’m feeling helpless, Tendou-senpai tilted her head.

“What’s wrong, Konoha-san?”

“Ah, it’s nothing…I’m fine.”

There’s no reason for me to cover Kousei, but no one benefits if I exposed him. That’ll only make Kousei call me a bitch and casually insult Tendou-senpai. Kousei Amano, he’s really a force to be reckoned with. Everything went wrong when he showed up. Is he the Joker in Old Maid?

I let out a huge sigh and managed to pick up myself before smiling at Tendou-senpai.

“What a coincidence! Tendou-senpai, do you come here often?”

“Yes, you’re right. I always come here.”

“Oh, really.”

“Yes.”

“…………”

“…………”

The conversation ended…Come to think of it, what can I even talk about with Tendou-senpai? Also, there’s no one in the store aside from us (and Kousei). The staff seems to be busy behind the cashier. There’s nowhere to go to escape this silence.

Tendou-senpai gave me a slightly frustrated smile and quickly tried to end this.

“W-Well, I’ll be leaving. See you, Konoha-san.”

“Eh? Ah, sure, goodbye, senpai…”

I almost bid farewell with a wave…During this time, someone is fiercely staring at me, which sent shivers down my spine. I quickly tried to confirm, …and I found out Kousei is ordering me with his eyes at the gaps of the shelves.

(Bitch, ask this woman why is she avoiding my brother and Chiaki-senpai.)

(Y-You…!)

The audacity of this guy…! Although I thought about it, I’m unwilling to admit that I want to know the reason as well…I had to ask.

I quickly called Tendou-senpai.

“Ah, p-please wait, Tendou-senpai!”

“Hmm? Ah, yes, what’s wrong?”

Tendou-senpai stopped leaving and turned back. Her blonde hair is sparkling in the store, …this girl is really straight out of a dating sim…

I can’t help but be shocked at that scene. Then, I managed to say what I wanted.

“Uh, …how should I put it, …well, r-recently, my onee-chan is troubled by something. She feels like…you’re avoiding her…Honestly, is that true?”

Even though I came up with a bunch of plans, I ended up asking her directly. However, I think I have to frank on this issue.

Tendou-senpai bulged her crystal-clear blue eyes at my question. She answered shockingly. “Eh? Well, uh…” To be honest, I feel terrible for her, even a girl like me understands that I’m intervening too much.

I hastily tried to smooth things over.

“Ah, Tendou-senpai, please take it with a grain of salt. As a little sister, I’m just worrying about onee-chan. Although I asked that just then, I feel like onee-chan shouldn’t be as frustrated as I thought. I guess I’m…perceiving this level of chitchatting too ridiculously-“

When I’m smoothing things over, Kousei keeps pressuring me “ask for more” with his look, but I didn’t care.

After I’m finished, I quickly tried to walk away. “Well, I’ll be leaving…” I wanted to escape right away, but…

“Konoha-san, p-please wait!”

“Eh…?”

Unexpectedly, Tendou-senpai stopped me this time. I looked back in surprise, then Tendou-senpai blushed embarrassingly for some reason.

“S-Sorry, Konoha-san. Uh, …I wanted to ask you something too since you’re Chiaki-san’s little sister.”

“R-Really. You want to…ask me something?”

I don’t understand what’s happening at all, so I tilted my head.

On the other hand, while Tendou-senpai is happy that she immediately stopped me, but senpai seems to be troubled by something. She fell silent with a hesitant expression.

However, I’m waiting patiently. Instead of saying this is for Tendou-senpai, this is just for onee-chan and even myself.

Also, on the other side of the shelf, Kousei is observing the development with bright eyes, …please just go home, you pervert.

So, the silence lasted for nearly 10 seconds.

Tendou-senpai finally raised her head with a determined look, …and looked straight into my eyes.

Then, carrying a slightly nervous expression, she asked me a surprising question.

“From…from your perspective, do you think Chiaki-san and Amano-kun ‘love’ each other!”

“What!”

This question is way too unexpected. It made me let out a noise in shock. On the other side, there’s a braindead “Keita Amano x Chiaki Hoshinomori” superfan, which is Kousei Amano. He’s trying to get closer and closer, …seriously, please just get home. A middle schooler (brocon) eavesdropping on two beautiful high school girls over a shelf in the game store, that’s enough to call the cops.

I tried to exile the ghost called Kousei out of my brain as I asked Tendou-senpai once again.

“Uh, …why are y-you asking that?”

“Ah, sorry. I guess you’re right. It’s hard for you to answer when you were asked by Amano-kun’s girlfriend.”

“Uh, yep, …yeah.”

Hmm? Is this person trying to emphasize that she’s senpai’s girlfriend just then? Or is it just because my mind’s too messed up? Am I the only one that thinks she’s trying to tie me up?

(…Ah, nope, Kousei is also sniffing at Tendou-senpai’s “Amano-kun’s girlfriend” comment. Crap, my mind is just as messed up as that guy? I need to do some soul-searching.)

That guy is 10/10 when it comes to being a negative role model.

I gave Kousei a dumbfounded look. Suddenly, Tendou-senpai is looking around vigilantly. It looks like she wants to discuss something more in-depth.

For a second, I was afraid that she would find out Kousei. However, he’s aware of Tendou-senpai’s blind spot and moved quickly in the store without a sound. No sweat.

(…Are you a cockroach?)

Who is this almighty pervert? Although I feel like a hentai game-loving student council president is more or less the same, I really feel like I’m sane after I met him. That’s unbelievable.

After Tendou-senpai confirmed that there’s no one aside from us (except for the colossal cockroach), she took a step closer to me. Even though it’s after school, her hair still smells like she just showered with shampoo…Seriously, what’s wrong with this person? I’m getting pissed off at her angelic aura.

But Tendou-senpai didn’t notice my tangled up emotions, she even explained with a serious look.

“Actually, …I witnessed it by chance when we were playing GOM that night.”

“Witness…you witnessed what?”

Did she witness the moment that onee-chan’s confession is rejected? No, if that’s the case, she wouldn’t ask whether they “love” each other…

I’m getting more and more confused since I don’t know what she’s talking about already.

However, …at this moment, Tendou-senpai threw another grenade.

“…I witnessed the moment that your sister became a couple with Amano-kun.”

“Huh!”

Upon hearing that, even Kousei let out a noise in shock at the back of the shelf, not to mention me. However, since our reaction completely synchronized, Tendou-senpai miraculously didn’t realize he’s here.

My eyes were floating around out of the sheer surprise. Tendou-senpai continued.

It seems that she somehow heard senpai and onee-chan’s conversation that night. The details can be omitted as “it’s just the usual stuff.”

Also, the conversation that she heard seems to be literally the one after they started “dating.” Then, at last, things ended at the brutal “let’s end this with Tendou-san once and for all” conclusion.

So, of course, Tendou-senpai felt like “you’re got to be kidding me.” In the end, she’s now avoiding those two from talking about “that thing.” …This is what happened.

“…Hmm, uh…”

I can’t help but mumble since this is so hard to explain.

…Well, I can understand the process from Tendou-senpai’s own conclusion.

The problem is that…I already know the correct answer from onee-chan and senpai.

I can’t help but put my finger on my forehead and replied to Tendou-senpai. “Please let me think for a while.” Then, I started analyzing this.

(Uh, …what is this situation?)

If I believe what Tendou-senpai has mentioned, this means that Amano-senpai and onee-chan are “together” already, but they decided to lie to me…

(That’s absolutely impossible.)

I quickly rejected this possibility. The two will never be smart enough to lie about things like this.

If that’s the case, this means that Tendou-senpai still misunderstood something.

(So, this means that, right? The two were discussing how they should explain the confession. Then, this dumb blonde girl misunderstood they have “paired” up. This is the truth, right? No, …this Karen Tendou girl can’t be that dumb, right…)

Just as I’m about to go back to square one, the Karen Tendou in question swept her bangs with a very depressed look.

“Phew, …I’ve always been like this.”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m way too observant and sensitive. I guess it makes people feel that I’m not an adorable girl, …even I was scared by my talents.”

(Yep, this girl is absolutely an idiot.)

At this moment, I can already confirm that this person is just freaking herself out. Case closed. During this time, someone is also letting out a despising noise behind the shelf…Damn, I feel like that guy and I shared the same conclusion at the same time. Don’t tell me we’re just as disgusting? This pisses me.

Anyway, I understand what’s going on now. I mumbled. “I get it.” After that, Tendou-senpai spoke up once again.

“It’s just that, I’m not so sure if we’re talking about whether I’m absolutely confident about this.”

“What do you mean?”

“The most troublesome is still Amano-kun’s reply. Think about, after all, Amano-kun…”

“What?”

I titled my head and expressed my confusion to Tendou-senpai, who suddenly fell speechless along with a blush.

As for Tendou-senpai, …she put her hand on her flaring cheeks and mumbled to me.

“Isn’t he the best boyfriend that I, Karen Tendou, am hopelessly in love with?”

“What a pain.”

Hiya, I didn’t switch on my narrative mode and actually said it out loud. However, whether it’s lucky or not, Karen Tendou, who’s heart is blossoming in love right now, can’t hear it.

She mumbled happily to herself and continued.

“Konoha-san, I think you must’ve seen his fantastic confession, right.”

“Y-Yeah, …y-you’re right…”

“Also, I’ve typed what he said at the time into a complete text file. Do you want to read it?”

“No, thanks.”

“Ah, this is my favorite part…”

“I said I don’t need it! Don’t shove your phone to me!”

“Y-You’re right. Konoha-san, you’re single, after all. I didn’t think this through.”

“Why are you insulting me after backing down!”

Just as I’m dumbfounded, Tendou-senpai put her phone back into the pocket and cleared her throat.

“In other words, I’m not really suspecting Amano-kun’s love and sincerity for me…Instead, I’m really confident about him.”

“Ah, yes.”

Indeed, about that, I already understood so much that I don’t want to anymore.

“However, in the end, he accepted Hoshinomori-san’s confession…This is baffling. Something isn’t right.”

“Yeah, something’s wrong. I wonder where?”

I stared at Tendou-senpai and spoke sarcastically. However, Karen Tendou didn’t realize what I meant and even nodded with a sincere look.

She’s saying that while raising two of her fingers in a V-pose…It feels stupid.

“First of all, the most probable one, …Amano-kun ended up not being able to reject Hoshinomori-san’s confession out of his ‘sympathy’ for her.”

No, usually, the most probable one is that you misunderstood everything, yet you didn’t even consider that? Really.

Tendou-senpai theorized further on her own with a serious look.

“This is a situation where no one benefits. If they just ‘end’ the relationship with me and start dating, …Amano-kun will pair up with Hoshinomori-san out of his compassion even though he’s genuinely in love with me. This is a tragedy for Hoshinomori-san as well. After all, he loves me.”

“Oh, yes, really…”

I’m picking my ears as I casually listened. Kousei is doing the same thing behind the shelf.

However, in contrast to our casual reactions-

Tendou-senpai…suddenly plopped her head down as if she can’t think something through.

Just as I’m observing the situation with a dumbfounded look, she slowly and helplessly spoke up.

“Then, …there’s another…although it’s highly improbable…and I do hope so, …it’s actually stuck at the corner of my heart…another explanation…”

“…What explanation?”

I urged her to continue.

Tendou-senpai…smiled hopelessly and told me the “explanation” that she shouldn’t even mention.

“Hoshinomori-san and Amano-kun actually love each other – this explanation.”

“…………”

I fell speechless at that agonizing smile…While I shouldn’t be the one to say this, but I can’t treat her like the “dumb girl that misunderstands everything” and laugh.

“…If that’s really the truth, …then all I’ve been doing…is ‘avoiding’ the two, …that will be way too embarrassing and lame…”

“…………”

I can’t help but glance at Kousei’s direction. However, this is the time when he turned around, and I can’t see his face…What’s wrong, …why don’t you give me a mischievous look…

Tendou-senpai asked the initial question once again.

“Let me ask you this, Konoha-san. From your perspective, …do you think your sister and Amano-kun ‘love’ each other?”

“…………”

I gulped.

…It’s because I realized something.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for me.

(Right now, …don’t tell me I’m in control of this relationship?)

The realization is too heavy that my shoulders started trembling.

(Right now, can I…control everything?)

Of course, I can cheer for Tendou-senpai.

On the other hand, as long as I provided evidence that onee-chan and Amano-senpai really love each other, …I can easily end Tendou-senpai and Amano-senpai’s relationship right here.

Also, I can directly support onee-chan this way.

Aside from that.

It’s possible for me to just- rob senpai away.

(Everything is in my control…)

-My body is shivering, and I can’t think of anything.

Come to think of it, I, …Konoha Hoshinomori, has always been somewhat isolated out in this romantic comedy.

It’s because I’m in another school. It’s because I’m late. It’s because I’m younger. It’s because I’m just, Chiaki Hoshinomori’s little sister.

Although there’s a lot of reasons, no matter what, I’ve always been the farthest away from Amano-senpai’s heart. This is apparent.

…I’ve always thought about this.

If I was the first girl that Amano-senpai met when he was a true loner.

I’m sure that Amano-senpai and I will be like where we’re today. We would chat about everything and joke with each other, …and then we’ll build up a loving, boring, …and a happy relationship at last.

The reason why we aren’t like that is just because of the unfortunate timing.

…That’s the worst reason to give up my love. I can’t give up because of that.

However, right now.

I, Konoha Hoshinomori-

I acquired everything I need to restart Amano-senpai’s everything and the chance for me to become no.1 again.

“S-Senpai, …Amano-senpai is…”

My lips are trembling from this unexpected opportunity.

…There’s nothing to hesitate, right. After all, the girl asked for my suggestion. I’m just saying my opinion, there’s nothing wrong.

It’s not wrong to head towards my love, right?

My mind repeated what I’ve said to onee-chan in the past.

“My love…can only be controlled by myself.”

Yes. This will work. This is what I’ve believed in.

Moreover, this isn’t something that only I’ll benefit from.

Of course, Kousei, who’s listening with full ears, should also hope that his brother’s relationship to end, right.

Also, more importantly, …even if Amano-senpai is just temporarily single after that, onee-chan would love to see that, right. Of course, I plan to rob him away.

Yes, there’s nothing wrong with this, …exactly. So, you should just say it, Konoha Hoshinomori!

“…………”

I made up my mind and puffed up my chest.

I faced Karen Tendou’s eyes that are sparkling with fear.

I smiled, honestly.

And followed the sincere desire that’s boiling in my heart-

-I answered.

“Of course, Amano-senpai…will always love you, Tendou-senpai.”

*

(AM I AN IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!)

10 minutes after the decisive encounter, I saw Tendou-senpai, who felt much better, going home before putting my fingers on the dating sim shelf. Then, I plopped my head and let out the loudest sigh possible.

(Why! Why didn’t I lie to her! Am I an idiot? Do I want to die? Am I chickening out? Hypocrisy? Anyway, screw that Konoha Hoshinomori 10 minutes ago!)

Even though it was my own decision, right now, I don’t understand why I did that at all.

(I feel like I did it based on some kind of beliefs…)

However, I don’t remember what I was thinking back then. I feel like that’s something even I can’t translate the idea into words 10 minutes ago.

(I wasted the chance for onee-chan and I to find our love for that kind of motive, …I’m really messed up…)

I sighed again as I dazedly opened my eyes. So, I saw the package of Golden Memories 2 on the shelf in front of me.

“…………”

I left the shelf and subconsciously grabbed the box before checking on it again.

(…This must be the wrong option, right…)

Even though I’ve played a bunch of dating sims and hentai games, why would I still make such a rookie mistake in real life? I literally didn’t learn anything from the games. However…

“Hey.”

“Hmm?”

Just as I’m looking at the package dazedly, I can suddenly hear a voice calling me from the side. Then, I can see Kousei, who quietly went around the shelf and came in front of me.

“Yes, yes, yes, I know what you’re going to say.” Facing the pervert middle schooler with a stiff face, I answered while chuckling.

“What the hell, bitch. You’re useless, bitch. That’s what you wanted to say, right? I’m sorry for not breaking up your brother and Tendou-senpai apart. I also wanted that-“

Yes, just as I’m answering cynically.

Him – Kousei Amano, walked next to me and mumbled quietly.

“You’re dumb, …just like a certain twisted brother of mine.”

“Eh?”

Although I can’t really hear it, …I can’t help but look back when I heard Kousei’s gentle voice. I’ve never seen him talk this softly.

So, Kousei is still facing me with his back and even switching to his usual stern tone before bidding farewell to me.

“Bye, Hentainomori-senpai.”

“Who are you calling Hentainomori! Hey, Kousei! Wait!”

Kousei ignored my protest and quickly made a beeline…Jeez, what’s wrong with that guy…

…Ay, but thanks to that, I finally got myself out of this vicious cycle from feeling depressed at my own idiotic actions, …yep.

“…Alright, now that I’m here, let’s buy this.”

I took the Golden Memories 2 box and headed towards the cashier.

Just as I’m standing there and waiting for the staff to grab the game from behind, …suddenly, I realized something.

“Come to think of it, that guy finally called me ‘senpai’ for the first time…”

Although he called me a pervert, even so, I guess I’m making progress, right…

…Why am I making progress. I don’t get it at all.

Then, the staff took the software from inside the store.

“Thanks for the wait. Do you want to checkout now?”

“Yes, no problem.”

I answered with a smile as I paid for the game. Then, I put it in my bag and walked outside.

Just like that, when I’m walking towards the sunset alone, …unbelievably, I realized that I’m not really depressed anymore.

Instead, right now, I’m looking forward to the game that I just bought.

(Being unable to find my love and are now stuck in a slow and half-assed life…Sigh, I guess it’s not so bad, after all.)

I smiled bitterly at my own innocency.

So, this dumbfoundedly typical after school life of today ended with a game.