Chapter 234 Tell me if you dont tell me I will bite you to death
Chapter 234 Tell me if you dont tell me I will bite you to death
Thinking about his future life, Di Chajie suddenly said tyra
ically: "Let's go on our honeymoon after marriage. There's only the two of us, we can't bring Shaoze along!"
Yun Hanxiao found it fu
y, "Even if you didn't bring Shaoze, it's still not likely for the two of us to be there." She looked at her slightly interesting stomach and said, "No matter what, I still have to bring this baby with me."
Di Chajie cried out in pain and fell to the ground, dead.
Yun Hanxiao laughed out loud.
It was as if the matter of the quarrel at night had mysteriously changed.
No wonder the ancient people said that there was a quarrel at the end of the bed!
So it really worked!
On the second day, when Yun Hanxiao saw Di Chajie leave, she really wanted to cry.
F * ck, why do I have to be so stupid when I meet this man?!
I wanted to go to work today, but what happened?
Now, he had to continue tormenting the group of Di Family women at home.
Without the Madam Di Yi's summoning order, Yun Hanxiao sat on the sofa and started reading a book while Linghu Xiaojing browsed online by the side.
Di di di di di ??
The Internet is a magical place,
Tencent's QQ friend is a thinking body with no looks, no voice, no gender, no age,
Like air, without shape, color, smell...
However, it was still a real existence ??
After watching for a while, Yun Hanxiao became tired and stood up.
"sister Xiao, Shaoze's computer skills are so high. Have you learned anything yet?" Linghu Xiaojing looked at Yun Hanxiao and asked.
"Not really. I've never had the chance to get one."
"Come on, learn for a while and get a QQ number. This thing can be useful sometimes. "For example, if you don't have a phone, you only have network time fix..." Thinking about it, Linghu Xiaojing laughed: "Or maybe I'll use mail to date the Young Master Di. sister Xiao, Young Master Di must be so romantic ?? "Heh ??"
Linghu Xiaojing and Yun Hanxiao had been together for a long time, so the curiosity towards sex and love in a girl's nature made her unable to help herself from asking this question.
"Ah ??" Yun Hanxiao blushed, not knowing what to say.
"Come on, come on, give me a QQ and try it out ??" Linghu Xiaojing said: "I'll register it for you."
Yun Hanxiao nodded and moved closer to the side.
Linghu Xiaojing swiftly applied for a QQ.
"What's your name?" Linghu Xiaojing asked.
"I don't know. You can get up anytime you want." Yun Hanxiao only played with Linghu Xiaojing.
Linghu Xiaojing smiled and said, "Alright then, I'll get up!"
Yun Hanxiao saw that the original name was... Smiling widely!
Such a pleasant name.
"sister Xiao, enter my secret group. It's so lively like this." Linghu Xiaojing was in high spirits.
Yun Hanxiao had no objections.
Not long after, a QQ notification popped up: "The leader of the group slaughtered all the sluts of the world and invited you to enter the Queen's Group # 1."
Yun Hanxiao followed Linghu Xiaojing's instructions and entered the group.
There weren't many people in the group, only about ten or so, but they were discussing something intensely.
The Queen was the first to speak with a lifestyle ?? "Wow, the newcomer is here, tease."
Yun Hanxiao had to fight for a long time to finally get one of them out.
The Queen rushed over to tease him: "Newbie, report three times, send a photo..."
The corners of Yun Hanxiao's mouth twitched when she saw this name. She asked Linghu Xiaojing: "Is this a woman?"
Severe Suspicion...
Linghu Xiaojing was the only one who came out to say something, "Everyone, this is my new elder sister. You can all take it easy, she is a white rabbit ??"
No, no.
Yun Hanxiao didn't even know how to reply.
Linghu Xiaojing said to Yun Hanxiao: "These are all very experienced, the Queen's attitude towards life is like a doctor, she doesn't have to wear any clothes on her body ?? She is a lawyer, there are still doctors here ?? ?? A bunch of experienced women, sister Xiao feels that you are too gentle, you should enter this group and learn from them."
Yun Hanxiao acknowledged.
Linghu Xiaojing said: "Anyway, you can say anything to them because they are familiar with each other and I don't recognize you at all. Thus, no matter what you say, you will always be a very warm-hearted person. However, you won't have any bad influence in reality. I know you've been worrying a lot lately, but I don't know much about it either. "Many of the older sisters have been married before and are very good at dealing with boys. You should go and ask them. Perhaps you might find something good!"
The Queen began a normal group conversation with a new attitude ?C "Bitch, why are you free this morning?"
Hearing the Queen's words, Yun Hanxiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Linghu Xiaojing's name was' Kill all the slut in the world '! Yet, she was actually called' Slut 'by someone!? It seemed like the difference between flirting and being flirted with was only a thin line.
Linghu Xiaojing, who lived a cool life, was easy to talk about online.
He had killed all the bitches in the world ?? "Let's take a look and see if there's any fresh and spicy gossip about you ??"
No clothes, no clothes, no clothes ?? "Today I saw a romance novel in Jinjiang, and I saw a... What a laughing retard Marisol was! When I finished, I felt that my IQ had dropped overall. The heck, I can't even scold you anymore! "
The Queen is a way of life -- "Bitch, go take a look. This is the most classic H I've ever seen in my life. He hated that he couldn't poke his dog eyes to express his regret! Once this essay is said, who the hell would compete with it! "
Killing all the bitches of the world ?C "Ask for a teleportation gate."
Yun Hanxiao could not understand at all. However, they all thought that using words was very interesting. Moreover, it was very fu
y to say, so they just sat there and laughed ??
Then, someone posted on the web site. Linghu Xiaojing clicked on it and took a look.
If there were illogical sentences and incorrect words, then thousands of people would subscribe to watch the scene to watch ?? It could only be said that modern society was a strange society. What attracted the attention of everyone was no longer beauty, but strangeness!
Linghu Xiaojing pointed to a comment as if she was laughing her head off:
?? ?? I only intended to read your document, but after clicking on it, I realized that the text is as interesting as the document. How is this possible!? So the classic so beautiful so full of deep yearning and love tears under my eyes under the paper, there is a comparable text!? Lady Chicken, this kind of thing can only happen to a natural born writer!
To be able to read this passage is a blessing that I have gained through generations of cultivation. I am grateful to the heavens, grateful to the earth, grateful to fate, and most grateful to the great you!
Lady chick, I am very stupid, may you set up the Queen's Church, and spread the glory of literature to the whole world! I am willing to accompany the Empress to help you accomplish your great goal of unifying the literary world!
Where can I find the holy power to heal my soul, to inspire me to strive for greatness, and to learn the best role model for writing skills without your writing?
I have already read the two chapters the Empress left behind many times, so I ask you to definitely continue writing! What are you going to use to save me?
Yun Hanxiao couldn't help but laugh as she thought about how unsightly the main text was and how interesting the comments were.
The people in this group were really fun to play with!
Linghu Xiaojing suddenly asked: "Queen, do you think that marrying a prince to Miss Hui is a happy thing?"
The Queen was a type of lifestyle ?? what was there to be happy about? Living in different backgrounds and habits, marrying into a prince's family and serving as a servant?!
Yun Hanxiao's smile slowly faded!
Was she really being a bit too serious?
Linghu Xiaojing was not convinced: "There are always some people who are so beautiful that it's hard to give up on them, and can even create miracles in reality!"
It's cool to be naked ?? girl, don't be fooled by that philanderer. There were very few angels in the world, and many birdmen!
The Queen is a way of life ?C don't say that Cinderella is not happy when she marries a prince. However, these new girls must be versatile and scheming, able to get into the kitchen, able to beat the third child, and able to cuddle the husband! Bitch, I think you still need to train! Didn't you say you liked your master? What, changed the prince again?!
Linghu Xiaojing's hand trembled, she quickly closed the page, and suddenly felt that letting Yun Hanxiao into this group was a mistake!
Yun Hanxiao looked at Linghu Xiaojing. This girl was doing her best to solve her problem.
However, even though he was slightly older, he did not have a care about Linghu Xiaojing at all.
Although he had been busy recently, being busy was not an excuse.
She blamed herself: "Um, you like Xiao Wu?! I think it's good. I have never seen a man more manly than him! "
Linghu Xiaojing was originally blushing, but her thoughts had been exposed and she was feeling extremely awkward!
But really, there was a kind of love that made his heart beat faster.