God of Illusions

Chapter 24 I’ll Castrate You If You Forget!

Chapter 24 I’ll Castrate You If You Forget!

Translated by: pokka

Editor: Reckeva

Know you? I don’t just f*cking know you!

“We met earlier.” The young woman forcefully suppressed the flames of rage in her heart and withdrew her slender palm, trying her best to make herself seem more normal. She couldn’t say “you did me”, right?

Bai Xiaofei said, “Fellow students – we’re both fellow students. I came here purely by accident. It’s all because of this damned dog; it was he who dragged me over here!”

Huskie let out aggrieved barks as Bai Xiaofei spoke, and his tiny appearance instantly destroyed Bai Xiaofei’s excuse.

“What the f*ck are you acting aggrieved for now? Do you have to f*cking sell me out?!” Bai Xiaofei’s face was covered in rage as he slapped Huskie heavily on the head.

“Enough! Is this how you bully your puppet?” The young woman frowned and stopped Bai Xiaofei’s “violent acts”. Huskie seemed as if he had found his master, and he flashed over to the side of the young woman’s leg before rubbing it affectionately.

Needless to say, Huskie’s appearance was extremely lethal to young women, and at the very least, in this moment, he was enjoying treatment that countless people were unable to enjoy even in their dreams.

The young woman embraced him...

She couldn’t help but lightly smile as she looked at Huskie’s silly appearance. Her smile caused Bai Xiaofei, who lay partially on the ground, to be completely dumbstruck.

Because she originally had the intention of silencing Bai Xiaofei with death, the young woman hadn’t put on her clothes completely and neatly, causing her exquisite body to be covered by merely a loose coat that seemed to be at the length of a short skirt. Under the moonlight, her faintly visible skin caused Bai Xiaofei to be unable to refrain from being lost in wild and fanciful thoughts.

Gradually, a strand of warmth flowed down from Bai Xiaofei’s nose...

“Shameless!” The young woman glared coldly at Bai Xiaofei, and it was a mystery if she was happy or angry as she cursed.

“How can this be shameless?” Bai Xiaofei casually ripped off the hem of his clothes and blocked his nose. “This is a man’s normal reaction, alright? If I don’t have a nosebleed to display my respect after seeing a beauty of your caliber, wouldn’t that be strange?” If everyone could be labeled, Bai Xiaofei’s label would absolutely be that he would die if he didn’t trash talk in a way that was pleasant to the ears.

But the interesting thing was that this young woman just happened to like it...

Pu!

Laughter resounded, and the young woman once more caused Bai Xiaofei to be stunned. She seemed to really enjoy this sort of reaction from Bai Xiaofei.

“No matter what, it’s a fact that you peeked at me while I was bathing. If I notify the academy about this, they’d probably deal with you, right?” The young woman smiled lightly and seemed to suddenly be interested in teasing Bai Xiaofei.

“Kill or dismember me, do as you please, beautiful fellow student. If you want it, then from today onwards the fifty-plus kilograms of flesh that I represent will be all yours, and if you ask me to go east, I won’t go west.”

Didn’t you say I’m shameless? Then I’ll show you how shameless I am!

“Who wants your fifty-plus kilograms of rotten flesh. You only have to remember that you owe me a favor, and if you dare run away when I need your help in the future, I won’t forgive you!” A trace of a fierce expression flickered in her foxy eyes as she spoke, and her serious appearance was completely different from when she was lightly smiling earlier.

“What’s so difficult about this? I, Bai Xiaofei, take delight in helping people the most, especially when helping beautiful women,” Bai Xiaofei directly agreed and grinned.

“Oh? So there are many beautiful women who seek help from you?” The corners of her mouth twitched, and her voice carried a trace of sour anger. Of course, Bai Xiaofei was currently incapable of sensing that trace of sourness.

But he was able to discern that she was angry.

Second Mother really wasn’t wrong, women are baffling creatures.... Even though he muttered this in his heart, Bai Xiaofei wasn’t stupid to the point of voicing it out loud. Even if he didn’t know why the young woman was angry, he knew what he should do at this moment...

“There might have been in the past, but there won’t be any in the future. After I’ve seen you, Beautiful Big Sister, I feel my eyes have no place for anyone else.” Bai Xiaofei spoke as sincerely as sincerely could be, and the sincerity was so sincere that even Bai Xiaofei almost believed himself.

Unfortunately, the young woman didn’t have the slightest intention of believing him...

“Sweet talk.” She grunted coldly before putting Huskie down. “Remember to be nicer to your puppet in the future. Animate puppets aren’t just tools, and you have to treat him as your companion.” For some unknown reason, the young woman seemed to have strong feelings as she spoke these words.

A trace of a blush appeared on her face from Bai Xiaofei constantly staring at her. Despite this, her tone was rather strong: “Have you not seen enough!?”

“If I could, I would gaze for eternity. How could there be a time when I’ve seen enough?” Bai Xiaofei said as he suddenly chuckled. But he never expected what happened next.

Smiling lightly, the young woman seemed to have grasped something interesting. Her tone had a trace of excitement as she said, “If it’s like that, then I’ll give you something even more memorable!”

Bai Xiaofei saw a slender and jade white leg instantly arrive before him, and then...

He flew high into the air...

Very high up...

“Remember, my name is Hu Xian’er. If you dare forget it, I’ll castrate you the next time we meet!” Her pleasant voice reverberated by his ears, and in the next moment, Bai Xiaofei returned to the embrace of mother earth while carrying the enormous force of gravity from his free fall...

He tumbled a distance on the ground.

“Big Brother Fei!”

“Save us!”

Bai Xiaofei heard a string of voices calling for him, and each voice even carried a trace of being on the verge of tears.

“Woof! Woof!”

Bai Xiaofei felt a wetness on his face, and he finally crawled up from the ground. Once he got up, the first thing he saw was Huskie nervous to the point of jumping about.

“Woof! Woof!” Huskie barked once more, and Bai Xiaofei’s brows instantly knit together.

“The usual way!” Bai Xiaofei spat out three words as he swiftly took out from his pocket a ball that looked similar to his previous stinkweed bombs.

At the same time, Huskie, who sat at the side, once more suffused a blue-colored glow. Under the glow, his body ceaselessly grew, and his appearance underwent a tremendous change.

The moment Huskie finished his transformation, Mo Ka and the others had finally run over. Behind them were two Spiritual Rank magical beasts that were hunting, Wind Wolves!

“What the f*ck, we’re dead!” The expressions of Mo Ka and the others instantly turned pale when they saw “Huskie” standing beside Bai Xiaofei.

Isn’t that a f*cking Thunder Devouring Tiger?!

A King Rank magical beast?!

“Come over!” Bai Xiaofei called out to the three of them the moment the three decided to turn around and forcefully resist the Wind Wolves. The three were stunned for a moment, and they hesitated for a second before once again running towards Bai Xiaofei.

On the other hand, the Wind Wolves that had chased them over here stopped. They didn’t retreat at the first possible moment, however. They carefully stared at the Thunder Devouring Tiger Huskie had transformed into.

“Huskie, eat them!” Bai Xiaofei ordered, and Huskie instantly roared. Simultaneously, Bai Xiaofei crushed the ball in his hand, causing the deafening sound of muffled thunder to resound.

Within the next second, Huskie directly charged over, and the two Wind Wolves, terrified to the point their legs went soft, fled. They were so terrified that they even utilized wind attribute energy, which they possessed but weren’t skilled in using.

“F*ck! Thank the heavens they were Wind Wolves.” Bai Xiaofei gasped heavily for breath and fell to the ground the instant the Wind Wolves vanished completely.

Mo Ka’s group was already dumbstruck by the previous scene.

He ordered about a Thunder Devouring Tiger?!

Is that something a human can f*cking do?!