Grandpa Universe In Multiverse

Chapter 639: A Stand-Up

It was later found out by Alexander that Hell had its own way of teleportation and travelling and that was what Deadpool was using to move in Phixheim.

"How do you like my long lekku?" Deadpool asked him, flapping his 2 long red tentacles on his head.

"DIEEE" Ragnarok came in time and flamed him. Deadpool didn't die but his Lekku vanished. This was the biggest problem, no matter what you do, Deadpool was just unkillable.

Deadpool was also stronger now somehow so his speed of regeneration had also increased. So, even after getting burned he returned back to normal soon.

"Oh, I came here for your anniversary, old man. Although I am very jealous of Olivia, I don't want to be an enemy of her. Women can be very malevolent sometimes," Deadpool said.

But Alexander had doubts about him, "Really? You came for my anniversary? Okay then, go to the garden and wait for the party to start. I don't want any trouble today. If you make a mess I will seal you inside a crystal ball for eternity."

"Yes yes... then you can make that crystal into a locket to hang around your neck. Aw, my old man, you are so sweet. Okay, I will go now. BOOBLESS, follow me." He left the room, much to the relief of Alexander.

Alexander quickly put on his new suit and went out. But then he remembered something, ~Dammit, what about the present? What can even make her happy at this point? She has everything.~

"Hmmm, a car? no, it's no use. Rings and other jewellery are useless too. What about a customisable dress made of nanotech? This sounds new and fun." He decided on it and went quickly to the underground lab to programme the nanoparticles.

"Alfred, bring me the nanoparticles. We still have them right?" Alexander asked his scientist friend.

"Yes, we have a whole room full of them. I made a bigger machine to produce them whenever you want. Why do you need them though?" Alfred asked.

"Umm, I want to give Olivia a dress that can change into whatever she wants," Alexander stated.

"Ah. That's easy." Alfred exclaimed.

"I know, that. You do what you were doing. I will go and take care of it myself." Alexander dismissed him.

He took a big bowl full of nanoparticles and started programing them and also reinforcing them. He didn't want them to malfunction either so he set a default state in which it would just look like a white gown. Even if it somehow malfunctioned, it would still be like a dress.

It took him nearly 15 minutes to make it. Then he put it in a nice box and went out. On his way, he also invited Alfred, "Stop the experiments and come with me to the party."

"Yes yes, just one minute." Alfred waved his hand.

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Alexander came to the heavily decorated garden. There were beautiful curtains hanging all around and a stage was also set. It seems someone was going to perform something.

He went and sat beside Oliva. Everyone was taking their seats.

"Why is there a stage?" Alexander asked.

"Those kids are going to do some acts for us. Aren't they lovely." Olivia revealed.

Alexander smiled and laid back comfortably. A distance from his table, Goku and others were sitting. Goku had already started eating.

*THUD*

Suddenly the light dimmed and the spotlights on the stage highlighted it. Ajax came in a suit with a mic in his hand. He was the host, it seemed.

"Welcome everyone to the 1.6 millionth anniversary of my grandma and grandpa. We decided to do some things differently today. We have prepared three different acts for you all. The first one to come is the team of Gali, Rina and a magic mirror that was remade because it spoke too much. It will be a standup comedy act. Please welcome them." Ajax went to backstage.

*CLAP CLAP*

As the claps sounded, Rina and Gali came to the stage. They were wearing normal clothes and were dragging behind a mirror.

"Look at this crowd, Gali. We are famous." Rina spoke in shock.

Gali chuckled, "Haha, well, we do have thousands of people in our family so I don't think that counts."

"It's all the blessing of an old man who just can't keep himself from kidnapping every child he sees... oh wait, did I say kidnapping... no no, I meant adopting." The mirror spoke. It was the same old mirror of narcissism that had offended Olivia and was sent to be remade.

Alexander's brows twitched at the roasting. "I hope it doesn't go too far this time."

"Oh shut up, Alex. It was funny...haha..." Olivia laughed.

Alexander looked at his wife in shock, ~So if the joke is on me it is funny and if it's on you then that's bad?~

The act continued on stage.

"Ah, darn it, we could have made a fortune if they were real fans." Rina made a sad face.

"Why the sad face, we can still make lots of money." Gali consoled her.

"No, we can't," Rina stayed sad.

"Why?" Gali asked.

"I have the answer to that." The mirror spoke. With that, everyone became alert on who would be roasted this time.

"Tell me then?" Gali said.

The mirror spoke, "Well, don't you know where all the gold in Phixheim goes to? Of course, to the one old greedy dragon. What's worse is that now he even has a disciple. We are doomed to eternal poverty."

Everyone laughed except Ragnarok. But his disciple, Julian, laughed. Ragnarok glared at him and made him stop.

"WELL, at least I have a new hobby now." Rina continued.

"Me too, I get the best sleep these days. All thanks to the new uncle." Gali chirped.

"Hah, who wouldn't have amazing sleep, after all, you have the great Buddha as a teacher." The mirror said. They all gave a bow to the enlightened man.

"Well, today is the anniversary of our old grandparents. What did you prepare for them, Rina?" Gali asked.

"Hmm, it is certainly nothing edible because then it would go missing before reaching them. But it's a surprise for later. Can't reveal now." Rina replied.

The mirror gave his input, "Absolutely correct. One must have some wisdom when choosing gifts. You can't just gift people scissors because you have a weird fetish."

"HEY! IT'S A DIAMOND SCISSOR. IT'S SPECIAL." Douglas' shout came from downstage.

Everyone laughed hearing that. The show went on and everyone was roasted.

"Hey, Mirror, why don't you say something about our sweet grandma?" Gali asked.

Mirror sharted shivering and stuttering, "Oh... she... well, you know... she is an amazing person. There i-is no one wiser t-than her..."

"What? But didn't you say you were going to have your revenge for being sent to be molten?" Rina interjected.

The mirror jumped in fright and ran backstage. It had moving wheels now, "OH FRICK THAT REVENGE. SHE'S SCARY."

With loud laughter, the light dimmed and soon returned to normal and Ajax came back.

"That was nice, though the last part was not in the script. Anyway, let's get to the next act. Presented by the cute and sweet tailed beasts. They will be reenacting a scene from the history of the earth. The assassination of Julius Caesar written by Shakespeare, though I can't say it will be historically correct considering the actors involved. Please welcome them with loud claps." Ajax announced and left.

The next, all the tailed beasts came onto the stage one by one. All of them were wearing historically correct tunics, and they all looked adorable.

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