Guild Wars

Chapter 975 Its That Blasted Day Again!

ï½¢System to World Announcement

A Seasonal Quest has been created!

This Event will trigger for a specific duration every year around the same time henceforth, and its contents may vary each time! Participation is not compulsory, but is advised!ï½£

ï½¢The Season of Love â€" Seasonal Quest

Description: It is that time of the year, when couples express their affection towards each other, while the single dogs gnash their teeth in jealousy and hatred! One of the sweetest periods of humanity's forceful occupation of the world!

Goal: The Event allows two players of any sex to pair up as lovers and take on PvE Quests to increase their Valentine's Points! Meanwhile, single players can take PvP hunting missions on couples to also accumulate Valentine's Points!

Limitation 1: Couples can only be formed within the first hour of the Event.

Limitation 2: Single players can only begin hunting couples after 6 hours of the Event.

Provision 1: Couples gain a boost of 50% to all their Attack and Defense against monsters for the duration of the Event.

Provision 2: Single players gain a 100% boost to Attack and Defense against couples for the duration of the Event.

Couples, share your love with the world and make them envious of your closeness!

Single dogs, share your hatred and cruelty with the world and let them feel your loneliness!

Rewards: Valentine's Points (can be used to redeem items from the Valentine's Store), gold, and treasure chests.ï½£

All players in the world saw this message the moment it hit 12 am in the real world on Feb 14th. Immediately, those romantically inclined to others held arms and glanced at each other lovingly, while those without any romantic partner felt their hearts sink.

Some of the single fellows were usually unbothered and could even be very benevolent in terms of personality, whether male or female. However, the moment they saw this prompt, a deep and dark emotion was ignited in them.

Since I can't find anyone for myself, no one should enjoy this day!!!

As such, even as they watched the couples nearby begin to express their love as they registered for the Event, they slinked away into the darkness, ready to begin a dark and brutal hunt in 6 hours time.

Likewise, in Umbra, there were mixed feelings all over. Draco laughed uproariously like a bandit as he held Eva and Shuangtian in both arms, both supreme beauties snuggling within happily.

Fitter hugged Slim Fatty from behind, Armonia was rubbing Keira's shoulders, Silent Walker held hands with Lucia, Dreary Traveler lifted up Hera like she was a toy and spun her around, Boyd was shitposting in real-time with Shani, Noble Soul and Maple Leaf were flirting, Kiran was being bullied by Sublime, while Gentle Flower and Happy Scholar were chatting pleasantly.

Meanwhile, Rambunctious Buttlover, Pedro, Omega, Uno, Xela, Ghostpro, Essence Stalker, Hades, The Showman, Kronalord, Austin, Tunder Power, Akainu, Joker, Bella, Cobra, Deployed Soldier, Noble Writer, Cold Summer, and Happy Saint were left alone.

Some had partners among NPCs or outside the game, so they had either logged out to go meet them or could only contact them through the family/clan interface and do long distance.

However, there were some who were genuinely alone at this time, and their eyes flickered with darkness and hatred when they looked at the happy smiles around them.

Among them were RamButt, Pedro, and Uno.

Happy Saint, Ghostpro, Essence, Hades, Akainu, Bella, Cobra had lovers or partners among the NPCs or outside and were not bothered.

Xela, The Showman, Krona, Austin, Tunder, Joker, Omega. Deployed Soldier Noble Writer and Cold Summer didn't care about such things, either because they were not interested in romance or had someone in mind they were still working on.

As for the trio of haters, they were consumed by it and began plotting evil. RamButt removed a certain item from his inventory and handed it to Pedro and Uno sneakily.

When the two saw it, their bodies shook, and they began to question the worthiness of it. However, they heard giggles from the couples as they began to kiss and express their love, then their eyes became firm.

It's not my fault, it is you fellows who pushed me to do this!

Pedro, and Uno sneakily went around and placed the items that RamButt gave them around the deck, making sure they occupied key positions. Once they were done, they came to stand with RamButt whose face was filled with utter cruelty.

At this moment, Draco who was caressing Eva and Shuangtian wantonly like some lascivious young master on a pleasure cruise suddenly trembled, while Eva and Shaungtian's eyes jolted open with panic and fear.

Draco roared a raise a hand to slap down on RamButt, but he was too late! How could RamButt not know about his prowess and plan ahead?

At this time, the items that were placed around activated!

ï½¢Magic Speaker â€" Miscellaneous (2)

Rank: Epic

? Durability: 100,000/100,000

Effects:

Passive 1 â€" Sound Boosting: The item is able to boost any sound passing through it, and such sounds cannot be blocked by physical, spiritual, or magical means.

Passive 2 â€" Class Merge: The item merges with the user's class abilities if they are related to sound magic or sound-based effects, increasing their power and prowess by 500%.

Active 1 â€" Freeze: Prevent those within range of this speaker's sound be frozen in place, unable to escape, and forced to listen to the full tirade regardless of whatever means they possess.

Cooldown: 1 month.

Description: A set of speakers crafted by the best craftsmen in the Diad Family, commissioned by an Evil Orator who only wants to see the world burn and braincells destroyed. It is a sinful item that can force even True Gods to listen to the nonsense the speaker has to say.ï½£

ï½¢Magic Speaker â€" Set Equipment (2 pieces)

Rank: Epic

Effect;

- With 2 pieces equipped: +200% Concentration.ï½£

Immediately, the tirade began and each and every one on the deck could clearly hear it despite whatever means they used to block it, fear on their faces.

"L + Ratio +don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L again+ mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio twice + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're a barbarian + clash of clans in chinese is your life + not funny + didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ratio trice + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + registered sex offender + not okay + glhf + problematic + kill yourself + stale bread is better + threw rocks at gay people thinking you the fruity pebble + Eating rocks thinking you Captn Crunch + moldy soggy bread is better + you hate on jellybean cuz your 50 on reddit and have nothing damn better to do.... + BRO JUST AIN'T IT!"

"Okay so this is how I plan to stop Hitler. I will travel back in time and seduce Hitler as a femboy, after he's had enough I will go down on him and suck his cock and balls, then i will let him fuck my ass, we will fuck for hours while moaning together, unleashing our seed in eachother's buttholes and when the time comes, he will get tired and I will wait for the perfect opportunity, then BAM! I will cut off his cock and balls, he will cry and say MEIN SCHWANZ! While having blood and cum spurt out of his cock, after that he will die of balls and cock blood loss, and Nazi Germany will be over."

"s-sorry sir... I didn't know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i'll start... (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2'4.5" horse cock) (I'm starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I'll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you... (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie... I guess I just couldn't hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much... I must endure... I can't disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I'll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole... It hurts so bad... but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I'm not ashamed of what i'm doing anymore... my lust has completely taken over my mind and body... all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life... my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass... the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out... my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me... but my asshole is so loose, It can't even hold my poop anymore... and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight... until the bed is soaked in poop and cum... I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can't even fight back anymore... it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much... the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge... maybe I wasn't meant to think... maybe my sole purpose is to serve you... I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say "I-i love you... I belong to you... you. own. me." before finally accepting defeat and coll"

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(Author's Note: I...What have I done...? BLERGH!)

As for the members of Umbra, many had fallen to the ground, braindead and catatonic. Only Draco, Eva, and Shuangtian could barely move and they were glaring at RamButt who was laughing uproariously as he bled out to death, his words even affecting himself!

The runes that made the ship float exploded, and the Warship began to sink into the sea slowly. RamButt didn't care about this, his mind was long filled with joy at seeing the couples suffer. As for his accomplices, they had long become braindead too.

Draco was filled with regret at the sight of this. Just because of a little showing off he and the others did, it caused the single dogs to go mad with hate, even bringing out a taboo weapon to take everyone down.

If he had known, he would have at least hidden these guys elsewhere so they couldn't see such scenes and be bothered by them, or let them use a portal to return to Vita Kingdom and play with some babes to cool their hearts.

However, it was too late and now they were sinking into the sea when they had only gone about 75% of their journey. They were already at the edge of the mapped zones, so would they fall into the unmapped zone like this?