Half-Tried Deity

Chapter 132: Prenuptial Agreement~

TLN: THIS CHAPTER IS NOT PG 13. PLEASE SKIP IF YOU’RE UNDERAGE.

Mo Ye smiled and avoided Qi Huan’s outstretched hands, and took off the only trousers on his body that had a blocking effect. Qi Huan glanced down curiously, she swore, she was really just curious.

However, upon seeing it, she regretted it. Because of her curiosity to take a look, the little courage that she had mustered up, grew wings and flew away instantly. She had no experience, but she still knew how to do it, but if something of that size entered her body, would it be life-threatening…

Finding Qi Huan turned over and half kneeling on the sword to escape, Mo Ye smiled evilly, bent down and held her small hands with his hands. Then, he pressed his body tightly against Qi Huan’s body, whispering into her ears, “So you like this posture…”

…Good grace, she hadn’t thought about it this way… Qi Huan wailed silently. The hot and humid touch from her back and the dangerous thing against her hips made her nervous. Although, she had to admit that she actually enjoyed it.

She hid from him but then he caught her, is this the legendary sex appeal?! Qi Huan was shocked by her own thoughts.

Mo Ye rubbed his hands on her chest slightly, causing Qi Huan to gasp, the heat wave under her lower abdomen came in waves. She twisted her lower body unconsciously, trying to get close to Mo Ye. But he deliberately pushed her away. When she glared back at him dissatisfiedly, he stood up slightly. He was just rubbing at the entrance, not showing any means to go in.

Finally, Qi Huan couldn’t help it anymore, she said to Mo Ye a sentence that made her ashamed for the rest of her life, “Hurry up, just do it already if you want to, can’t you see I’m anxious!”

Mo Ye stiffened a bit after hearing these words. He knew that Qi Huan was doughty occasionally, but he didn’t expect that she would be doughty at this time.

Seeing that Mo Ye didn’t move for a long time, Qi Huan finally turned around unbearably, pushed him down, and then straddled between his legs very boldly. She was not very proficient, but fortunately her strength was not too strong, so she didn’t break his little brother.

After returning to his senses, Mo Ye realized that he had been pushed back. Well, since she liked this posture, he would just let her do the thing. However, this posture shouldn’t be comfortable for Qi Huan.

Seeing that Mo Ye still wanted to say something, Qi Huan opened her mouth and bit his lip, then she knelt up, and finally found the right position with Mo Ye’s help.

She calmed her heart and sat down directly. The feeling she felt immediately, was a feeling that made her want to die in an instant. The pain under her body made her bite Mo Ye’s lower lip hard. His lips bled. The two remained motionless, looking at each other.

Qi Huan was in so much pain that she couldn’t speak. As for Mo Ye… it was not that he didn’t want to move, but he didn’t dare to move, for fear that Qi Huan would really make him unable to move for the rest of his life. This was their first time, he would just bear it. However, if Qi Huan had to give up halfway now, even if he couldn’t bear it, he wouldn’t refuse.

Because of the tearing pain, Qi Huan’s eyes burst into tears unconsciously. After tasting the bloody taste in her mouth, she loosened her bite and looked at Mo Ye with a weeping face, “Why is it so painful.”

“…Probably… the posture problem.” Mo Ye gritted his teeth and replied, with blue veins popping on his forehead violently, and drips of sweat slid down his temples.

“You do it on purpose!” Qi Huan accused.

“…Honey, this is your choice.” He wanted to use the most common posture, but Qi Huan seemed to prefer this type of posture.

“Nonsense.” Qi Huan’s voice grew louder after the pain dissipated, and her pale face had returned to a bloody color, it was even more ruddy.

“Hmm… why would I lie to you…” Feeling that Qi Huan’s body was no longer stiff, Mo Ye moved cautiously. After a while, he didn’t hear curses, only groans and moans, very good! Feeling the damp heat at his lower body, Mo Ye couldn’t help but snort, finally it was moving.

After the pain, an indescribable sensation surged into Qi Huan’s heart. She frowned slightly, putting her arms around Mo Ye’s shoulders, and subconsciously twisted her waist up and down with his movements.

Mo Ye’s movements became more and more violent, Qi Huan couldn’t bear it, so she could only move slightly in frustration following his big hands that were held on her waist. In the end, her mind went blank, and she felt only supreme joy.

When she woke up, she raised her eyes and saw the blue skies. Everything was the same as before. The only difference was that her clothes were properly worn on her body.

Qi Huan sat between Mo Ye’s legs, half leaning on his chest. She lowered her head and glanced at the clothes on her body. It was indeed exactly the same as the clothes that had just been torn apart, but did this man not realize that he had missed a piece of clothing for her?! “Where is my belly band?” Qi Huan asked through gritted teeth.

“Ish, it is so troublesome to wear.” Mo Ye smiled like a cat who had just stolen the fish. He gently rubbed under Qi Huan’s clothes with his right hand dishonestly. Although his lower body still wanted to move, this was Qi Huan’s first time anyway, so he would be more considerate.

If Qi Huan knew this was what he was thinking, she would probably run away. Considerate? This rascal kept thrusting until she fainted, and yet, he dared to say that he was being considerate. A man who had been holding back for more than a thousand years would inevitably demand a little too much, not to mention that he had always been protecting Qi Huan, so Mo Ye didn’t think that his behaviour was any wrong, and how it would trigger Qi Huan.

“You, you, you, you rascal!” Qi Huan blushed with anger at Mo Ye’s words. She wasn’t really angry at him, but did this man not know how to control himself!

“Yep, you’re right.” Mo Ye agreed easily.

“Shameless!” Qi Huan shouted again, displeased.

“Yep, a little bit…” Mo Ye was in a good mood.

“Pervert!” Qi Huan was furious now.

“That’s very appropriate.” Mo Ye accepted every word she threw at him as a compliment.

“Ahhhh, you, you, I won’t marry you!” She was so upset. Although she was the one who pushed him back, she was the one who was done! No matter how she thought, she still felt that she was at the losing end.

“This…you signed it.” Last time, for fear that Mo Ye would regret halfway through, Qi Huan also made a prenuptial agreement with him, which both of them had already signed.

Mo Ye was really obedient, Qi Huan was crazy, and he went crazy with her.

The content of the agreement was as follows:

One, Mo Ye is not allowed to see other women, otherwise Qi Huan will strike him with ninety-nine thunders. This condition was quite normal, but the person who made the regulations was a little bit cruel, because even a ghost would be left with ashes after ninety-nine thunders.

Second, Mo Ye is forbidden to hook up with other women, otherwise Qi Huan would make him into a vegetative person. “What is a vegetative person?” ——Mo Ye asked. “It is when a person becomes a plant”——Qi Huan replied. Is that a monster? A plant monster, that’s very ugly!?? ——Finally Mo Ye reluctantly agreed. Note: Mo Ye is also not good to hook up with other men! The most tragic thing was not finding her husband having a mistress, but that the mistress turned out to be a man! Although Qi Huan wasn’t sure if Mo Ye had this kind of hobby, she had just written down first, just in case.

Three, from now on, Mo Ye is Qi Huan’s man, so if he dares to divorce, she will break his little brother.

“…” Qi Huan took a quick glance, feeling that her emotions seemed a bit too agitated that day, otherwise how could she write such regulations…

Fourth, Mo Ye has to only love Qi Huan for the rest of his life. Even if she died, he still has to love her.

Although this condition was a little overbearing, this showed that Qi Huan really loved Mo Ye a lot, otherwise she would never write such a thing.

She had always thought that the highest level of love was to let go of her lover if he found happiness in someone else, but unfortunately she was not such a person, even if she died, she would never allow him to find another love.

Looking at the signature on the agreement, hey, she had to admit that this ghost’s signature was more beautiful than hers..

“Hmph.” Qi Huan returned the agreement to Mo Ye, watching him carefully store it away. She looked down at the necklace hanging between her collarbone. It was just a simple silver necklace with a transparent heart-shaped pendant hanging on it. There was red blood flowing in the center of the pendant. It was Mo Ye’s blood and his pledge to her.

Qi Huan lay back on Mo Ye’s chest and closed her eyes sleepily. Before going to sleep, she thought to herself, Mo Ye’s appearance had gotten rid of all her regrets in this life. Even if she couldn’t survive till tomorrow, she was not afraid.

When she woke up again, she found that she was no longer on the flying sword, but lying in a luxurious bedroom. Qi Huan pushed away the brocade quilt embroidered with golden dragons and phoenixes. Just when her feet touched the ground, her legs weakened, and she almost fell to the ground.

The consequences of excessive indulgence were really serious. Holding the edge of the bed with one hand, Qi Huan forced her trembling legs and moved towards the door step by step.

Before she reached the door, she saw the door open, and a fat old man in a purple brocade robe walked in with a smile on his face.

“Uh…you are…” Before Qi Huan finished asking, the old man, looking surprised, shouted at the other door behind him, “My prince, your wife is awake!”

Wife? Qi Huan was stunned for a moment, then she stared at the old man for a while. She noticed that he didn’t have any aura, he was a mortal. They were at the mortal world so soon? Didn’t people usually say it was difficult to enter the mortal world? Qi Huan thought that it would take some time for them to come here, she didn’t expect to be here after a few sleeps.

After the old man called out, Qi Huan saw Mo Ye walk in from the other door with a smile on his face. He was wearing a crescent-colored robe, with a fan in his hand. He really looked like a romantic boy. It would be better if he wasn’t looking at her such explicit eyes!

Qi Huan, whose cheeks were a little hot because of Mo Ye’s eyes, turned her head away, not daring to look at him.

“My dear wife, are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you want your husband to invite a doctor?” Mo Ye was really into the scene, which made her even more uncomfortable. This rascal dared to pretend that he didn’t know who was making her feeling this way!

“No… need…” Qi Huan gritted her teeth and replied word by word, but there was still a gentle smile on her face.

“My prince, this water…” Seeing Mo Ye and Qi Huan chatting so happily, the old man asked hesitantly. She really didn’t know in what way they looked like they were chatting happily. Obviously, they were fighting wits. Unfortunately, the person who lost would always be Qi Huan!